"What's wrong with her? What kind of medicine did you feed her? "
Sandora was shocked as she looked at Missy who was muttering on the sofa. She pulled me over and whispered to me.
"Nothing, it's just an ill-fated relationship," I replied concisely as I glanced at the commemorative stamp in my hand.
If we got closer, the missy would be muttering the same words: Doomed fate, doomed fate. She had been muttering these words for a few minutes already. I reckon that if no one stopped her, she would probably be able to type these words out with her No.3 Black Ink once she stopped …
My sister looked at Lin Xue, then at me, then at Lin Xue, then at me. Her narrowed eyes were filled with ridicule. When I felt uncomfortable all over, she giggled, "Ah Jun, you have to take responsibility. Otherwise, I will be angry too."
I shivered and nodded, "Yes, yes. But is there a need to be so serious? I was only nine years old that year! Why do all of you think so badly of me? "
My sister glared at me with two-thirds of her eyes, "Previous record!"
Shallow Shallow came over and twisted my ear, "Previous record!"
Sandora looked at the three of us acting mysteriously and shrugged, "Although I don't know what you are talking about, but … previous record!"
I was instantly enraged. You don't know!
I looked at the three of them and decided not to deal with them. There was no need to talk about my sister. If I was the leader in this family, then she would be the leader's sister. There was no comparison at all. Shallow Shallow was a weirdo who was immune to logic. I shouldn't have tried to reason with her from the start. As for Sandora, she might be considerate, but the situation was two against one. As long as Shallow Shallow and my sister egged me on, Sandora's evil intentions would be enough to make me jump off the Repent Cliff. So, I decided to talk to Missy and see if I could stop her from muttering about ill-fated relationships.
There was a saying, 'Fate is too wonderful for words'. I had always thought that this saying would never happen to the weirdos around me. After all, which one of them looked like they were walking the path of romance? But now, fate actually swung a club at me, telling me that "fate" is everywhere, and this club smashed onto someone I didn't even dare to think about before: Miss Lin, who was synthesized from rare materials. Up until 45 minutes ago, I still couldn't believe that the word "indescribable" could be used to connect Miss Lin to me.
I didn't dare to confirm Lin Xue's thoughts, but I was actually feeling rather carefree. Things like love would gradually become dull after a long period of time. Although I liked the bliss of being dull, it was naturally better to have a pleasant surprise pop out from the dull. I really wanted to thank the Goddess of Life. It was her 'wall' that allowed me to recall that scene that I had forgotten. It allowed me to know that many things actually had their own fate. I didn't dare to say whether it was the coincidental meeting a dozen years ago that caused the two of us to be entangled in fate. In any case, after knowing that I was connected to Miss Lin, I felt very carefree. There was an 80% to 90% chance that Miss Lin was feeling the same way. Although she was still nagging about 'ill-fated relationships', I had long since ignored her nagging after being familiar with her prideful temperament. It would be strange if she could honestly express her feelings. Based on my understanding of her and the faintly discernible connection in the depths of her soul, this fellow's mood index was at least 8 or 9 o 'clock in the morning. The sun was so bright that it could be used to dry a quilt.
"Hey, how long do you intend to stop nagging?"
I patted the young prophet's shoulder. I really wanted to see what kind of expression this fellow had under her head. In the end, the other party was much more straightforward than I expected. Miss Lin suddenly raised her head with a displeased expression, "What are you doing? I'm trying to comprehend life! Go to hell! "
I ignored the other party's threat and casually sat down beside her, "You really gave me a shock. Such coincidences actually exist. But at that time, you looked like a little princess. Even I was shocked. What did fate do to you all these years?"
"Back then, you looked like an idiot." Miss gritted her teeth as she pinched my ear, "What exactly did fate do to you all these years … Un, I don't think it did anything to you."
I didn't react at that time, really.
"It seems that being entangled with a blockhead like you is really fate." Miss Lin's expression was calm as usual. She fiddled with the ugly piece of wood in her hand. I could guess the reason why she left it on her body. This lass has always been the type to randomly stuff her belongings. Thinking back to the time when she took out something from her pocket, it was an eye-opener for her. This piece of wood was probably thrown into her personal space as a childhood memory. Just like me, she kept it there until she forgot about it. After all, it was a small gift from more than ten years ago. No matter how much she reminisced about it, it was the same as me. "Just now, I calculated three times and realized that if I didn't have that ill-fated encounter with you back then, we would really be strangers in the future. Don't you know how magical fate is?"
I looked at Lin Xue's expression and noticed a flash of panic in her eyes. It was evident that the branch of Fate that I had mentioned earlier had given her quite a fright. I put my arm around Lin Xue's shoulder without batting an eyelid. "If this is what fate has decided, then fate has treated us quite well."
The young miss hesitated for a moment and carefully observed the little fellows in the distance for a long time. After confirming that the little girls were busy playing with the slightest movement, she leaned into my embrace and said, "The weather has turned cold."
"Un … Ah."
"I suddenly feel like going out for a walk."
"Where to? I'll accompany you. " I looked at the sky outside. It wasn't too late yet. There was still more than an hour before Lin Xue's usual return time. Accompanying her for a walk and then sending her home should be the perfect time. Isn't this the golden time to communicate with your girlfriend?
Miss Lin thought for a moment and said, "How about going to the Maldives? Or go further to Sunny Sail Port? Actually, Theramore isn't a bad idea … "
I was speechless.
I felt a chill run down my spine and my heart trembled. It's over! This troublesome amalgamation is planning to go on a vacation again!
However, it was too late to stop her now. When Miss Lin's mood was aroused, no one could stop her. Before I could react, she had already stood up and waved her arms, shouting, "Everyone! Does anyone want to go on a vacation? Let's go to the seaside! "
Before she could finish her sentence, I covered my eyes with my hand. There was no more suspense after that. What could be easier than inciting a group of girls who were already in the process of being active? That was, there was a Shallow Shallow among the group of girls who were incited …
Attentive readers would have noticed that the two men, Elson and Kenser, were intentionally ignored. One of them had been trained by his sister for tens of thousands of years to become a masochist. The other had a total of four characters in his language library, including punctuation marks. Do you think there was any meaning in these two being counted?!
Thus, without any suspense, when I put my hand down, Shallow Shallow had already changed into a youthful and beautiful tropical dress. She was carrying a small bag as she walked to the door of the living room … This lass had better restrain herself!
Lin Xue pulled my ear. I turned around and met her smiling gaze. "This time, I'm in a good mood. Let me be willful for once." What else could I say to that? In any case, I surrendered unconditionally.
This time, the one in charge of the idea wasn't Shallow Shallow, but Miss Lin. Furthermore, her suggestion quickly gained the support of everyone in the family. Of course, I was rather nervous at the start because the terrible experience back then was still fresh in my mind. Every time Miss Lin organized a vacation, it would eventually turn into a huge problem. The scale of the problem was always at the level of saving the world. It was only after those few experiences that I gave Miss Lin the nickname of a troublemaker — you can just treat it as a nickname.
However, this time, Lin Xue specifically reassured me. "You don't have to worry. I've seen it. At the very least, there won't be any problems during our vacation. Furthermore, we won't be going far — the World of Azeroth is the territory of the Empire."
That's right. The final destination wasn't Earth, but Azeroth. After the discussion of the entire family, we decided to go to the Isle of Quel 'Danas. When we set off, Bubble seemed to be more excited than anyone else. She hugged her daughter and skipped around. I was worried that she was planning to solo the Magister's Platform or the Sunwell. Perhaps I should remind Kael 'thas to quickly apply for political asylum.
Ever since the Imperial Army wiped out the Fallen Apostles and the Burning Legion in the World of Azeroth, this planet that had been ravaged by the flames of war finally welcomed peace. Furthermore, it seemed that this peace would last forever. The Azeroth in the Empire's territory had already walked on a completely different path from the Azeroth on Earth. I felt that this was a good thing. At the very least, if we hadn't wiped out the entire Burning Legion in advance, the Isle of Quel 'Danas wouldn't have become a peaceful tourist destination.
In the end, the army of the Fallen Apostles was stopped in front of the Silver Moon Defense Line. Quel 'Danas wasn't affected by the flames of war at all. After the war ended, this place became the best scenic spot in the Eastern Kingdom. After all, it wasn't easy to find a piece of land that wasn't contaminated by plague or demons. However, those who were qualified to visit this place were still in the minority. They had to have military achievements or outstanding contributions, as well as the identity of a member of the Salvation Army. Furthermore, they had to have a permit issued by the leader of their own race. The reason for this was that in the center of this island, there was a second set of inter-world teleportation gates that connected the World of Azeroth and the City of Shadows. Half of the entire island was a restricted military zone, while the other half was a semi-controlled zone.
This was the reason why we chose this place. It was quiet and the scenery was good. Furthermore, it was especially convenient for us to return if we had any matters to attend to.
After resting for less than two days after returning from the Divine Realm, our family gathered here to enjoy the sea breeze. Speaking of which, it seemed like it had been a long time since we had a proper vacation. There was a war, a short vacation after the war, dealing with a bunch of government affairs, blanking out at home, eating and sleeping, and then waiting for the next problem to arise in another world before going to war. This cycle repeated several times. By the time I realized it, I felt unbearably exhausted both mentally and physically. The missy's suggestion might have been due to her sudden change in mood, but it could also be due to her keen awareness of this problem and wanting to let the family relax.
Since it had been a long time since I had gone on a family trip, and there were many new members or guests, I brought everyone, including Lin Feng and Sally, who had come to look for Lin Xue on the day of departure, as well as An Weina, who had to be forcefully dragged out by me. The majestic first family brought along a majestic tour group. Our group looked like we were going to take over the entire beach. Furthermore, the first family was always well-prepared when it came to activities. Everyone's personal space always carried many strange gadgets. After arriving at the destination, we used less than ten minutes to transform the original foreign coast into a coastal resort. Lin Xue excitedly set up at least thirty beach chairs along the beach, regardless of whether they were going to be used or not. Shadora prepared a beach barbecue fire a little further away — with a radius of ten meters. I suspected that she was planning to catch a nine-headed water monster and barbecue it. Of course, the most amazing thing was still my elder sister. She was used to being well-prepared in any situation. This time, she actually brought over a mobile planetary colonization cabin with complete facilities and self-contained power. Was she planning to live on the beach for a few years?
Ellson, Kenselt, and I were lying side by side under a parasol, slurping on iced coconut juice. We were as dispirited as middle-aged landlords, watching a group of young and old girls go crazy on the beach or on the surface of the sea, bullying the local Blood Elf children that their parents had brought along. All of our bones were scattered all over the ground. Ellson rolled over and let out a particularly lewd sigh of praise. "Oh my — this is so comfortable. Mortals truly have a talent for enjoyment."
Kenser smiled and nodded. He tightened his grip on the floral underpants that he had bought from Erliqiao for fifteen RMB. "Very good, very good."
I extended my leg and kicked Ellson's waist. "Do you feel guilty for saying that you are comfortable? Is there anyone like you who is sunbathing on the beach wearing 150 kilograms of metal? It will kill you when you step into the sand! "
Ellson flipped his hair, his heavy armor shining under the sunlight. "I am first and foremost a God of War. You don't understand."
Should a God of War be so flashy as to wear 150 kilograms of metal on the beach in full bloom? Wouldn't it be better for you to walk the path of Kratos? At least he is still wearing beach shorts, right?
I didn't have time to deal with this crazy God of War. I got up and went to tease Sandora, who was watching a bonfire in the distance, waiting for her meal. Her Majesty the Queen was wearing a subtropical style light muslin waistband and a set of ocean-blue swimwear. Although the style was slightly conservative, her figure was good to begin with. Coupled with the graceful temperament that she exuded, this style of swimwear suited her very well. In addition, she was wearing a cute lace hat. Today, Sandora seemed to be displaying both her cuteness and grace on the screen.
Of course, the main reason I came to tease her was because I was curious about what she was roasting or what she was preparing to roast. In the end, I was dumbfounded. On the other side of the bonfire, there was at least half a ton of fish. The Mermaid Princess Isana was quickly skewering the fish and passing it to Sandora. As she passed it back, she said, "Do you know, if you roast me, it will taste about the same …"
Isana was the bravest creature I had ever seen, second to none. Did she mention this topic in front of Sandora because she was tired of this world?
"Ah Jun, try it!" Sandora saw me coming over and immediately raised the roasted fish in her hand. "Isana helped me catch this. Naga is an expert at fishing!"
I took the food that Sandora had prepared with trepidation. I was surprised to find that it actually tasted pretty good. Perhaps this kind of food that didn't require any cooking process was the only thing that Sandora could make that wouldn't kill you?
"Why are you here too?" I glanced at Isana who was roasting the fish. Her fishtail was inconvenient for her to move on the beach, so she could only jump around. Currently, she had buried herself in a hole that was half a meter deep.
"The army is on vacation, so I went back to Azeroth to visit my family. I haven't tasted the seawater of my hometown in a long time. Although the water of Fairy Lake is comfortable, it has too little salt. I am a saltwater fish … Ah! Your Majesty, that fish is still unborn! "
"Use the fire, use the fire!" Shallow Shallow suddenly rushed over from the direction of the beach. She was carrying a bunch of strange things in her hands. When she got closer, I saw that it was actually a bunch of cups, plates, and bowls made from some unknown black stuff. There was even sand mixed in them. Shallow Shallow grabbed an irregular round plate and placed it into the bonfire that Sandora was using to roast the fish. She didn't seem to be afraid of the fire at all. Then, she grabbed the round plate with her hands and roasted it in the fire.
"What are you doing?" Sandora asked curiously.
"Making deep sea clay porcelain. I suddenly thought of it. It should be quite interesting." Shallow Shallow excitedly tossed the plate into the fire. If it wasn't for the fact that she was afraid that her swimsuit would burn, she might have jumped into the fire. That swimsuit was made from ordinary materials.
I watched from the side and came to two conclusions. First, this was a typical Shallow Shallow's sudden inspiration. Second, this girl seemed to have matured a little. She even had cleavage this year. Was this the power of love?
"How long are you going to roast it like this?" Sandora's and Shallow Shallow's intelligence levels were suddenly on the same line. She squatted down beside her and began discussing. "And the fire isn't enough."
"It's fine. I have time." Qian Qian excitedly tossed the pile of strange deep-sea cement into the fire. Then, her expression suddenly changed. I saw the huge bonfire with a radius of about ten meters, which was filled with fuel oil and could burn for two days and two nights, shake violently. Then, it suddenly turned into ashes.
Many strange black porcelain bowls were left in the ashes. Isana was holding a few bamboo skewers that only had half of them left. The fish on the skewers had long been burnt away.
Of course, Shallow Shallow's black porcelain bowls were successful. Not to mention solidifying, the sand inside had already been burnt into glaze! This girl had burned these things for more than two days and two nights in her own timeline!
"My grilled fish …" Isana wanted to cry but had no tears. She held the empty bamboo skewers and complained to me. "I haven't even eaten a bite yet." Sandora waved her hand. "It's fine. I can eat it raw."
Isana thought about it and said, "Oh, right. I live in the water, so I usually eat raw fish."
I hurriedly pulled Shallow Shallow away. This place was going to be flooded with blood. I might not be able to handle it with my current mental fortitude. Shallow Shallow didn't forget to take her pile of black treasures with her when she left. She insisted on eating with those things. Alright, this girl's mobility was amazing.
I watched Shallow Shallow bury the so-called porcelain bowls in the sand to cool them down. I raised my head and looked in the direction of the beach. The little puppets were having fun there. I had to keep an eye out for anyone running around. In the end, I saw Hiddenberry running towards me while screaming. In the blink of an eye, this little puppet girl, who was less than a meter tall, was hanging on my arm. "Uncle, uncle! Mercury Lamp isn't feeling well! Hurry up and take a look! "
As soon as I heard that, I ran toward the place where the puppets were staying.
Mercury Lamp and her sisters were already used to being together. Even when they came out to play, it would be a group of puppets playing together. When I arrived, I discovered that all the Rose girls were present, and all of them had nervous expressions on their faces. Mercury Lamp was doing her best to twist her body and scratch her back. She was jumping around anxiously, and when she saw me hurriedly running over to her, she immediately had an awkward expression on her face as she stopped what she was doing and stood in front of me. However, she still couldn't help but twist her body.
"What's wrong?" I picked up the 92.3cm girl and asked, moving her back and forth.
"It's itchy. No matter how I scratch it, it doesn't work." The corner of Mercury Lamp's mouth twitched. She blushed and turned her head away. "Don't laugh! Don't look! Otherwise, I'll call you a pervert from now on! "
Today was the first time Mercury Lamp wore a swimsuit. Although it was a school swimsuit that only elementary school students would wear, the girl was still unwaveringly shy.
"Hey! I said don't move! You idiot who touches puppets! I won't let you hug me to sleep in the future! "
I completely ignored the water chair that I had raised weirdly. I just poked a small hole on her back. "There's sand in your keyhole."
Everyone was speechless.
When I turned the mercury lamp over, there was a wind-up keyhole on the back of the little lass. Usually, I thought that this thing was her cute point. When I used the key to wind up the little lamp, the little lass's wiggling was very amusing. But this time, it seemed to have become a huge problem. I used a cotton swab dipped in water and rubbed it in the keyhole for a long time. Finally, I got a few small stones out from the innermost part of the keyhole. Then, I placed the puppet on the ground. She instantly regained her radiance, but she was still determined. She bared her fangs and claws and tried to bite me. "You idiot! You idiot who doesn't know the ways of the world! You're too rude! "
"All of you, come here. Lift up your shirts. If you don't listen to me, turn around and lift up your back! Jade Star, there's no use glaring at her unless you obediently go back to your room. Jade Star, you hold her down. True Red … black tea can't change the fact that you need to wind it. If you don't listen, I'll use glue to seal it for you! " With Mercury Lamp hanging on my arm, I energetically commanded the group of rose girls. Then, I took out a waterproof band-aid and began to stick it on them one by one. "Don't go to the deep end. I always feel that your ball joints are not safe. Rozen's era didn't even have sealing ring technology!"
After I finally dealt with the group of strange rose girls, I purposely circled around to see what everyone was doing. As a result, I discovered that this group of strange girls was indeed more troublesome than the previous one.
Liliana dragged Little Bubble to a swimming competition, but the latter didn't even know what swimming was. In the end, the silly Little Bubble sank to the bottom of the sea and started running crazily on the seabed. At least twenty tons of seafood and a tsunami wave were swept up. We used the sea defense shield to improve Sandora's food. In the end, Lin relied on her monstrous strength to drag Little Bubble up. That girl had already drilled a half-kilometer hole on the seabed and foolishly thought that "Big Sister Liliana" was swimming in front of her.
Pandora and Visca were building a sand sculpture at the end of a distant cape. They sent two thousand soldiers to the entire Isle of Quel 'Danas and the continental shelf to collect sea sand. They planned to replicate Silvermoon City. Thinking about the ice castle that was still in Shallow Shallow's Dimensional Pocket, I felt a lot of pressure.
Little Seiko was dragged out of her spiritual world by her mother (Alaya). It was the first time Alaya saw the sea and she was so excited that she couldn't control herself. Later, she was discovered by True Red and the others, and True Red invited her younger sister, who died young, to play with her sand castle. The Rosette Maiden's sandcastle was much smaller than the Pandora sisters', but it was especially childlike. What was especially worth mentioning was that the sandcastle made by the mercury lamp was the closest to her declared goal. It was even more realistic: she made more than 20 Mongolian yurts.
Alaya and Big Sister were in charge of looking after the children …
After lying under the parasol for more than an hour, Elson finally felt bored. He dug a hole at least one meter deep in the sand and jumped into it. He called out to Kenser to bury him, saying that he wanted to enjoy the so-called sand bath. Kenser was a practical person, and a single Quicksand spell was all it took. However, after burying him, it looked like a grave mound no matter how I looked at it. Elson's head suddenly popped out of the mound, looking like a performance artist. In a short ten minutes, he scared four or five Blood Elf children to the point of crying. There had never been such a performance in the World of Azeroth. After many parents complained, Monina couldn't take it anymore and cast another Quicksand spell on Elson. This time, he really became a grave mound.
I wandered back and forth on the beach, swinging my arms. I didn't really have anything I wanted to do, but leisurely watching this group of happy fellows doing silly things was actually a form of entertainment in itself. Another form of entertainment was to look at the rarely seen girls in their swimsuits … Sandora and Shallow Shallow aside, this group of rose girls actually changed into school swimsuits. This was truly a spectacle. I even wanted to take a picture and post it on the forums, but I felt like I would be at a disadvantage if I did that. It would be like a father seeing his daughter's swimsuit being leaked to the public. Besides Elson's flashy golden armor, the Protoss cops also did as the Romans do. When in Rome, Monina wore a sexy, tight-fitting swimsuit with feathers. Even Lin, the popular girl, wore a gold-patterned one … Hmm, speaking of which, it couldn't be that their clothes were made from their own feathers and scales just to save trouble, right?
I started looking around for Icetis, because I was really curious about what a real pervert would look like in a swimsuit. This thought wasn't perverted at all, I was just curious …
"Do you really want to see me half-naked that badly?"
Suddenly, someone patted my shoulder from behind, and the words that followed made me instantly sweat. I thought to myself, this pervert really knows me well. Then, I turned my head and was disappointed to find that she was still wearing the same black evening dress that never changed according to the environment. Well, could you please remove the word "disappointed" from that sentence?
"I'm actually a very conservative person," Icetis said with a proud expression, "Of course, the main reason is that I'm afraid of breaking the hearts of these girls …"
"You just couldn't find a suitable size, and you even ruined two of my clothes," Sandora walked over from the other side and used a subtle gaze to scan Icetis's chest, "You can't even wear mine, and you didn't know how to prepare clothes in advance. Serves you right. By the way, Ah Jun, have you seen Anveena? "
"Anveena?" I looked around and was puzzled, "Hey, where did she go?"
Icetis, Sandora and I searched around the beach, but we didn't find Anveena. That timid ghost maid seemed to disappear as soon as we arrived at the station. However, everyone was busy settling down a bunch of strange girls at home, so we didn't notice her. Speaking of which, it wasn't easy to bring that girl over. Anveena was famous for being afraid of strangers and unfamiliar environments. This time, because we were coming to the World of Azeroth, which could be considered her hometown, we were barely able to drag the ghost maid over. Why did she disappear as soon as she arrived here?
"Maybe she realized there were strangers on the beach, so she was too scared to come out."
Icetis said as we looked around. This beach wasn't private land. Although there weren't many tourists, there were still some family members of the Salvation Army who were stationed here. Maybe it was the strangers that scared Anveena.
I nodded and looked into the distance. Then, I suddenly thought, "Hey, are there crows by the beach?"
Icetis didn't understand. I pointed at a huge black bird circling above the sea in the distance, "There's a crow there …"
Sandora said, "Ugh, it seems that this is the biggest compromise that the ghost girl made. She hypnotized herself into a bird."
Bubble popped out of nowhere and pointed at the sea excitedly, "Aiya, a sea crow! A sea crow!"
I was speechless. I had every reason to believe that the sea crow this girl was talking about wasn't as simple as a sea crow.
After the sun set, a grand bonfire party was held on the beach. It was led by Shallow Shallow, and the commotion attracted many people, including the locals of Isle of Quel 'Danas and the nearby fishermen. Although half of the island was a military zone, there were residents as well. These residents basically relied on the local Salvation Army base to gather, including the family members of the soldiers and the goblin merchants. The bonfire party quickly expanded from a bonfire to almost unstoppable. The gimmick of "The Empire Leader's Entire Family Personally Leading the Celebration" was spread by the goblin merchants, and it had an even stronger effect than chicken blood. It was said that there were even ferocious people who swam from the nearby islands to join the party. Under normal circumstances, this was not in accordance with the military regulations. However, today's situation was special. Shallow Shallow had personally opened her mouth and allowed the non-martial areas of the island to be open to anyone. Thus, after the bonfire was lit, you could see groups of bald seal heads floating up from the waves from the cape of Isle of Quel' Danas. They took advantage of the waves to rush ashore and immediately started walking on their two legs. This scene was like a fast-forward replay of a species' evolution — those were the druids who had turned into seals and swam over …
Actually, Shallow Shallow just liked to be lively. I reckoned that she would be just as happy if I threw her on the market. A bonfire party and a weekend sale were the same concept to her.
Under the night sky, bonfires lit up the beach of Isle of Quel 'Danas. Under the illumination of the bonfires, all sorts of creatures that walked upright were dancing the folk dances of their own species. This was a complete and utter dance of demons. From afar, I even thought that I had returned to the world of Journey to the West, with tens of thousands of Sun Wukong's reinforcements standing in front of me …
Thirty minutes ago, Shallow Shallow had joined the dance troupe of a group of Naga girls. She said that she was curious to see if the merfolk's dance was as good as their singing. At that time, I was looking at Isana who was hopping around behind me, and I didn't have the time to stop her. This group of merfolk that could only hop forward after coming ashore, a species that was completely different from the Naga that was known on Earth, actually danced with the creatures that walked upright on the ground. Could it be that they wanted to see who could be the first to dig a hole and bury themselves?
Right now, Shallow Shallow should have already buried herself.
With Mercury Lamp and Red as the leaders, the Rosette Maidens had also disappeared without a trace. Occasionally, their nimble figures could be seen flashing between the bonfires. It seemed that this group of maidens had finally found a suitable playmate: a group of dwarven children.
Pandora and Visca shamelessly mingled with them, standing on the high ground and showing off.
Even Sandora, who was always able to maintain her majesty in front of outsiders, had gone off to who knows where to eat and drink. There were all sorts of strange foods in Azeroth. It was hard to say whether the Queen's original goal when she agreed to travel to another world was to eat. Miss Lin had just drunk some alcohol, so she was obviously a little excited now. She was pulling everyone who passed by to read their palms. Her face was flushed red as she grabbed onto an unlucky fellow and said dizzily, "Look at your palm lines … Burp, they're too deep … Burp, your life is full of ups and downs, and some of them are so deep that light can be seen through. This is … Burp …"
The skeleton that Lin Xue was pulling glanced over at us for help …
"Alright, alright, I thought you didn't like to drink? Why are you having a seizure today?" I hurriedly carried Lin Xue into my arms and nodded apologetically at the skeleton who had been diagnosed with a bloody calamity after reading his palm for a long time. The Missy was restless in my arms. She pinched me, bit me, uppercut, Wind Splitting Palm, and Wing Chun Palm — — Speaking of which, was she drunk?!
"I'm in a good mood …" Lin Xue muttered, "Because I like you … Let me read your palm — — Yup, you have a tough life and a flamboyant personality. You were disciplined too strictly when you were young, so you had a rebellious mentality. Before puberty, you smashed the windows of every teacher in the school and won nine out of ten fights. After becoming a civil servant, you became famous for collecting protection fees. Then, you failed once, but fortunately, you received help from a benefactor. Now, you have a goddaughter …"
Miss grabbed Icetis's hand and stared at it for a long time while spouting nonsense. The latter had a complicated expression on her face. She then turned her head and muttered to me, "I swear that this girl isn't drunk at all. Do you want to bet? "
"I'm more certain than you. Why don't you bet that she's drunk and I bet that she's not drunk?"
Then, this female pervert and I exchanged a few words.
I knew that Lin Xue's awkward personality always made her seem less than frank. Sometimes, she had to use all kinds of headache-inducing methods to express her feelings, such as pretending to be crazy and biting more than twenty Rolexes on my body. However, this personality of hers had always been the cutest side of her. At any rate, I really liked it. At this time, a wondrous sense of satisfaction lingered in my heart as I hugged the dizzy Miss. It was especially hard to let go of the usually arrogant and domineering girl when she suddenly softened. I lowered my head and lightly kissed the corner of the girl's mouth. I saw her face visibly turn red — Who told you to pretend to be drunk?
"Hey, hey, hey, that's enough. Showing affection is punishable by fire. Can't you take care of the tens of millions of years old resentful wife next to you?" Icetis's voice came from the side and I couldn't help but roll my eyes: This girl actually dared to describe herself as a resentful wife. Is she planning to destroy the world?
"See, the little fellows are all so happy."
Icetis leaned back against a large rock and looked at the natives of various races dancing in the distance. Her tone was relaxed. Occasionally, she would habitually refer to any mortal creature in front of her as "little fellows." Of course, she had the qualifications to do so. Every time she said this, it meant that this female pervert was currently in an extremely good mood. "Because they all feel safe."
"Safe? How do you sum it up? "
"There's no need to sum it up. Don't forget that I've experienced life here. Whether a mortal feels safe or not is something that can be easily determined with a glance. It was obvious that these little fellows were making a ruckus here not because they were living a rich life, nor was it because of a mere celebration. Rather, it was because they were living in an environment that allowed them to feel completely at ease. This was a sense of security. This sense of security was given to them by you. Do you have any thoughts? "
"… There's quite a lot of pressure. Speaking of which, I'm here to relieve some stress. Why do you always take advantage of everyone's joyous times to give me life pressure? " I casually retorted. Icetis seemed to have such a bad habit. She would always become serious at places where she didn't need to be serious at all. Then, she would use her life experience that could crush someone to death to give me a bunch of principles or life guides, causing me to feel a lot of pressure.
"You do need some pressure. Otherwise, with your personality, it's easy to just sit around and wait for death. Father God once said that Void creatures are lazy. Every Void creature has a serious problem with procrastination. I'm afraid that you're the same." Icetis winked at me before her expression suddenly collapsed. "Of course, the more important reason is that it's time for me to go to war."
"The God Realm is continuously sending out expeditionary armies into the depths of the void. Every battle order has to go to war periodically. It's about time for me to make some preparations and join the expedition."
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