The Church of Glory was a building complex composed of five Holy Churches. The Father God's Holy Church was in the center, while the Four Main Gods' Holy Churches were arranged symmetrically around it. From above, it looked like a boomerang — that was what Icetis had told me. I was quite impressed by that female pervert's imagination. Even as a loli, she dared to fly to the Father God's Holy Church's defensive zone by herself, and then firmly imagined that one day, she would be able to throw the Church of Glory out like a boomerang.
The female gangster was indeed a female gangster. Even her naivety was different from that of a normal person.
The Temple of the Highest Life was on the side of the Temple of the Father. It was connected to the square where the Temple of the Father was located by a super bridge that had countless lanes. It was now called the "Monsoon Corridor of Life." But it was said that it was called the Rainbow Bridge not long ago, and the bridge ahead was called the Jade Wall. The Goddess of Life liked to change the names of her things as she pleased. Every little bean in the divine realm had the same hobby.
I was looking forward to the historic moment when the great Jingle would change the name of the bridge in front of our house to the "Xizhimen Overpass Bridge." That was because Jingle was probably busy telling her Goddess about the interesting things on Earth. I firmly believed that very soon, the Divine Court of Glory would magically have a landmark named after Earth.
The highest God of Life's Temple had a flourishing outer appearance that was befitting of its name. This temple's main body might have been made out of some kind of gigantic white stone, but it was basically impossible to tell. Dense vines had already completely wrapped the entire temple, and flowers and plants that would never wither were growing wantonly along the circular walls of the temple. Only through the gaps between these plants could one see a bit of the temple's original color. At the top of the temple, there was an incomparably gigantic tree crown. It looked even larger than the World Tree in the City of Shadows that was growing out of control. I raised my head to take a look. I felt that if a single leaf fell from it, it would probably be enough to be used as a rolling stone. I had heard that the God of Life's Temple was fused with the original World Tree, and now it seemed that this was probably true.
The unrestrained and wild plants coiled around the huge temple, but they did not give people any sense of disorder. Standing at the gate of the temple and looking up at the high walls, one could only feel the harmony and freedom of life everywhere. This was the real original ecology. If you looked at the temple of the Goddess of Life, and then went back to the city to look at the landscape trees that had been pruned and were struggling to survive in the industrial pollution and car exhaust, you would cry on the spot.
But admiration aside, the first problem I had to face was … What the f * ck was going on?!
There was no entrance in the entire Temple of the Life Goddess!
I had already been walking around outside for more than ten minutes, but I hadn't found anything that could be considered an entrance to this enormous hall. At this moment, I was regretting that I hadn't asked Father God for a guide when I had bid farewell to him. I hadn't asked him, and he might have forgotten about it.
At first, my plan was very simple. After arriving at the Temple of Life, I would find a temple guard to lead the way. Who knew that there were no temple guards in this place! Actually, when I thought about it, it was quite normal. Every temple guard was their own race's God. Could you imagine a three-inch-tall little thing holding a toothpick guarding the entrance to a temple that was at least two thousand meters tall? To put it bluntly, if an invader really went over, the one with bad eyesight would probably step on those little guys.
If I returned with my tail between my legs, I would definitely lose face. I circled around this pile of vine-covered walls, looking for a temple door that might have been blocked by plants. During this period, I attracted the curiosity of Protoss passing by in the air more than once. Some Gods greeted me from afar, and some Gods stopped and pointed at me with the people next to them. It seemed like they were trying to find out where I came from. I even met a passing Two-Headed Golden Dragon. He drifted next to me with a particularly domineering drift, whistled, and stopped next to me. He snorted and asked if I wanted a ride. When I asked him, he actually wanted to go to the Frozen Continent. I really didn't know how he determined that I, a person who had been circling outside the Temple of Life for fifteen minutes, was going to take a ride to Icewind Valley.
Later, I learned my lesson. Every time I saw someone coming, I immediately landed, took a camera, and took a few pictures of the temple. Occasionally, I would slow down and nod to myself, expressing my interest in studying a magnificent building. I tried to disguise myself as a travel enthusiast and a little artist. Anyway, I couldn't let anyone see that I was lost. After all, no matter what, I represented one-third of the Void race's population.
But after I slowed down, it seemed that I really did see the entrance to the Temple of Life. It was not at the front of the temple that was facing the Monsoon Corridor of Life, but at the side of the temple. There was a place where the vines looked a lot sparser. I hurriedly ran over and searched behind a large pile of plants. After searching a few times, I didn't find the entrance. Instead, I saw something else: a green flower bud about the size of a space cup hanging behind layers of leaves.
Out of curiosity, I reached out and poked the big flower bud. It was soft, and there was a fresh fragrance coming from the flower bud. What was even more amazing was that the flower bud actually responded to my movements and shook a little, as if it had a mind of its own. This interesting thing immediately aroused my curiosity. I simply lay down next to it and observed it carefully. As a result, the flower bud did not move. After a while, I could not help but reach out and poked it again, and the flower bud lived up to my expectations and shook again …
When I recalled this scene later, I insisted that it was the magical circle of nine halos near the Three-inch D Temple that affected my mind. Because what I was doing at this moment, no matter how I looked at it, it was like I had not graduated from elementary school.
I continued to tease the strange flower bud with an innocent smile on my face. There was a saying that people are most likely to be stupid when they are alone. It was said that when Hitler joined the Axis Powers and declared war against the outside world, it was Mussolini who came up with this idea after pondering for a whole night in his room. At that time, if he had seventy or eighty uncles and aunties by his side to chat, he would definitely not have the time to be stupid. Then, Hitler would be able to relax a lot.
When I played with the flower bud for the fourth time, it seemed that the flower bud could no longer bear it. It suddenly shook violently, and then with a plop, it fell to the ground and completely fell apart. From the flower bud, a Three-inch D girl wearing a green vest and a short skirt crawled out. At first glance, she looked like she was from the same race as Jingle. She quickly shook off the remains of the flower bud on her body and flew over. She raised a small spear that was shorter than a lollipop stick and poked my nose fiercely. She did not stop talking, "What are you doing, what are you doing? Isn't it just taking a nap while standing guard? Do you have to stab someone's house down?! Even the Goddess didn't say that you can't sleep while standing guard, right? Aiya, who are you? Wait a minute! Could it be an intruder that trespassed into the Shrine?! Guards! Guards! Ina has caught an intruder! Ina has already restrained the intruder! Ah, the intruder is reaching out to grab Ina! Ina is surrounding the intruder's hand from the inside out! Aiya, don't touch Ina's spear. It was sharpened by the Father God's toothpick. It's indestructible, you know … "
At this moment, I had already turned pale with fright. I never thought that I would actually meet a Goddess of Life in such a situation. Furthermore, it was a fellow who hung herself on the outer wall of the Shrine to laze around and sleep. What a mystical race this was. Of course, the second thing that shocked me was this little girl's shrewdness. Before this, I had always thought that all of Jingle's race walked the path of foolishness and acting cute. If that was really the case, then the one in front of me was definitely a weirdo among the Goddess of Life. She might even have been Guo Degang who had his wings broken in his previous life.
Just as I was in a daze, there was a large buzzing sound of wings nearby. This kind of sound could only be heard when a group of Goddess of Life flew together. Of course, there were too many flies and mosquitoes in the summer, so even if you increased the volume by several times, it would still be a sound. I turned my head in surprise and realized that I was already surrounded by at least … anyway, a large group of Three-inch D's.
Furthermore, each of them was holding a small branch in their hands.
This was more like it. A normal Goddess of Life would walk the path of a mage. Waving a branch of life to summon ten-meter tall divine beasts and man-eating flowers was the correct way for this group of little beans to use. I glanced at the toothpick in my hand. The little Goddess of Life that I had caught declared it to be an indestructible spear. I shook my head slightly. I really didn't know how a Three-inch D's, who was not even the size of a human palm, decided to use this as a weapon.
Then, after a second, I remembered. Oh my, something big has happened!
In the end, just as this thought appeared in my mind, the large group of Three-inch D's that surrounded me like dragonflies suddenly raised the small branches in their hands in unison. There was also a small thing that I didn't know where it was hiding and shouted, "Ready — Release!"
I didn't even have time to react. Suddenly, countless green vines appeared in the air. In a thousandth of a second, I became like a pharaoh that had just been dug out from a pyramid …
The divine power released by at least a few hundred Goddess of Life was compressed into a mass of vines with a radius of no more than two meters. You can imagine how astonishing the absolute strength of this thing was. In fact, I was completely certain that these lush green plants had already surpassed the concept of "living things." In any case, after struggling for a while, I realized that I couldn't break these things at all. They were on a completely different level from the flower vines that Jingle and I usually played around with.
"Oh yeah! Captain Ina has achieved complete victory! The invaders have been brought to justice! Guards! Continue to surround the invaders! Someone go and tell the Goddess — Hey, don't move around, it's very crowded, you know! "
I looked at the little bean Goddess who was tied to me and called herself Ina. Just now, when the temple guards released the flower vines, she didn't dodge. Instead, she was shouting excitedly. Now that she was tied to my shoulder, I suddenly felt that this whole situation was too comical.
"Oh, so there are guards here."
After holding it in for a while, I realized that no matter what topic I talked about, I would accidentally ridicule the intelligence of these little things. Thus, I digressed.
"Of course! Of course there are guards in the temple! " The one who spoke was a certain nameless bean who was waving a small branch at the side. "Everyone usually hides under the leaves. Just now, we saw you hovering outside for a long time. We were all guessing when you would come down."
I was speechless.
I was actually surrounded by a group of little beans whose IQ was only lower than the top of my feet. How could I endure this!
"Right, Momo, I saw you last time." Another little bean Goddess suddenly came over and poked my nose with a small branch. "Do you have any more candies? I want those soft candies that you can blow Bubble on! "
I was stunned. Then, I carefully observed this little one who had a small white flower on her head. Finally, I vaguely remembered that the last time I came to the God Realm, I happened to run into three thousand wild Jingle who were having a gathering. There seemed to be one of them — Of course, this group of little things was really hard to distinguish at first glance. Their faces were as small as peanuts. The reason why I had such a clear impression of this little fellow was mainly because she ate Bubble candies and ended up in a Bubble …
"Yes, yes, it's me. Hurry up and let me out."
"Oh, where's your candies?" Momo dove into the vines. Not long later, I felt a little thing rummaging through my pockets. I thought with tears streaming down my face. It seemed that the brain capacity of these wild Jingle could only handle one thing at a time. Between candies and me, she directly chose candies.
Following that, a few more wild Jingle recognized me. They were all little fellows who attended the gathering last time. They had plundered a lot of new candies from me. This group of experienced little ones cheered excitedly and started rummaging through my pockets. During this period, there were even a few quick-witted little ones who shouted that they recognized me from the start. Why didn't they say anything if they recognized me from the start? Why are they still making a ruckus along with the others?
"The captain said to tie you up first."
A wild Jingle, whose face was covered in candies, pointed at the captain of the guards called Ina as if it was a matter of course.
"I don't even know how you guys live normally." I was sweating profusely as I moved my limbs. Actually, if I were to transform into my Void form, I would be able to break free. This was the bug of the Void Creatures. As long as I returned to my original form, anything below the Void would be useless against me. Even if you had the ability to change the world, you could only fight with me in the Void environment. It was very obvious that this large group of wild Jingle in front of me was definitely not my opponent. However, I really couldn't do that. I was even worried that if I were to really release my Void energy, I would hurt this group of three inch nails. The strongest among them looked only slightly bigger than a mouse. I didn't even dare to touch them. "Hey, hurry up and let me go after you're full. I'm going to look for Jingle."
At this moment, the captain of the guards called Ina suddenly shouted, "Wow! So you know my soldiers? "
… Just how slow was this fellow's reaction? Could it be that she was either Guo Degang with broken wings or Sylvia with broken wings in her previous life?
The startled Little Bean Sentinel Captain hurriedly asked his men to loosen the vines on my body that were imbued with an unknown number of layers of divinity. Then, he happily tugged at my ear to ask about my origins. After hearing that this' suspicious, passerby, slow, good-tempered invader with a lot of candy 'was actually the recently famous Xi Ling Emperor, the little fellow immediately ran around in the air excitedly, calling out' big shot, big shot 'non-stop. Then, he proudly waved the toothpick spear that he had just gotten back. "Big shot, Ina will tell you, Ina is also an amazing warrior. She is the only Goddess of Life in the God Realm who applied for the War God faction, although she didn't pass …"
I was speechless. Actually, what I wanted to say was that this world was really small. Hello, wild Jingle with the wrong talent. Do you need me to go back and help you beat up the culprit, Icetis?
"Speaking of which, how do I enter this temple? I have been looking outside for a long time but I still can't find the entrance. "
"Entrance? The Church of Life doesn't have an entrance because we can't find a sister big enough to guard the door. It's useless to open a door as tall as us — other Gods can't enter. We are guarding the city walls, not the door. Oh, it's not loneliness either. If you want to enter, you have to go to the janitor's office first. The janitor will register you in the visitor list and then you can directly pass through the wall. "
I was shocked. There was a janitor's office in such a high-class place? But then I thought about it and remembered that there were a few people called Uncle Wang who guarded the door in the Shadow City. Thus, I felt relieved and only asked, "Where is the janitor's office?"
Ina thought for a long time and raised her hand. "I am the janitor! Oh right, you just broke down the janitor's office. According to the rules — according to the rules, what should I do? " This little bean was asking another wild Jingle who just happened to fly past. The latter didn't even turn her head and said, "I don't know! Sister Goddess said that if you can't remember the rules, you can just ask for candies. Anyway, we don't lack anything else! "
Thus, I used two Alps to make up for the heinous crime of destroying the janitor's office in the Church of Life.
"Count your steps when you walk forward." The guard captain named Ina was still explaining the things to take note of. "According to your pace, you will see the garden where Jingle and Sister Goddess are in about twenty steps. If you can't see it, take two steps to the side. You might have walked into another wall. There are several load-bearing walls that connect the entire temple. Last time, an unlucky person applied to enter the temple with great difficulty and walked into those load-bearing walls. It took him two hours to walk out from the other side of the temple …"
I bade farewell to the noisy wild Jingle with tears in my eyes. She was probably one of the most noisy creatures of her size that I had ever seen in my life. Another creature was a parrot raised by my neighbor, Uncle Zhao, when I was young. That fella eventually died of dehydration.
Following Ina's instructions, I walked into the outer wall of the Divine Church of Life. I discovered that apart from some black dots, there was nothing else inside. Not only that, it wasn't completely pitch-black. I could see many green dots of light flying around. I guessed that those were the legendary Life Essence. Of course, they could also be the navigation lights used in the Divine Church. As I walked forward, I silently counted the number of steps I took. Even though that wild Dingdang was a little noisy, her warning was very reasonable. Considering that I was a fellow who always got into trouble, I might really be able to walk straight into the wall.
After about twenty steps, I realized that the view before me suddenly became clear. It seemed that I had walked past the outer wall.
However, what appeared in front of me wasn't the temple garden that I had expected.
It was an alleyway that looked like it was before the city was developed more than ten years ago. On both sides of the alleyway were old but brimming with vitality. The stone road that wasn't very wide was a little uneven. Moss spread along the mottled walls. The black wooden electric poles were covered with the graffiti of an unknown naughty child. On the cement wall that was already full of potholes, there was a line of words written in chalk. It looked very fresh:
Ah Jun is a big egg! — — Xu Shallow Shallow Liu.
The tender but safe voice from fifteen years ago came from the depths of the alleyway, "Ah Jun! Time to go home and eat! "
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