Even after we returned to the palace that Agner had arranged for us, the girls' laughter didn't stop.
"Ah Jun, do you think that Tosca Pharmaceutical Conglomerate will die of shame tonight?"
As the first genius prankster to make a move and instantly make Tosca run around naked, Shallow Shallow's creativity received high praise from the girls. Evidently, Shallow Shallow was also very proud of herself.
"I hope that he can be a little stronger," the older sister said in her usual gentle tone. "At the very least, he should be able to last until the duel tomorrow and bring us more fun, right?"
"You guys seem to be having fun …"
Lin Xue, whose ability wasn't suitable for pranks, said gloomily. I should praise God. Fortunately, this lass's abilities were prophecy and perception. Otherwise, there would be many more unfortunate victims in this world!
At this moment, I suddenly heard a whistling sound in front of me. A small white figure pounced towards me like a bolt of lightning!
Shallow Shallow and the others had already seen such a scene several times, so they weren't surprised. They exchanged a glance in tacit understanding and took two steps back indifferently.
* Bang! *
After a loud bang, I was knocked back a few steps by the violent impact, and I appeared to be on the verge of falling. Fortunately, I was able to adjust my body's center of gravity at an extremely high efficiency, and I was finally able to avoid falling at the last moment. After taking a slight breath, I finally recovered from the suffocating feeling caused by the impact on my chest. I slightly lowered my head, and just happened to see an extremely cute little girl in a white dress pouncing on my chest. A pair of white and slender jade-like hands tightly hugged my neck, and Little Bubble slightly squinted her eyes, rubbing her little face against my chest, and letting out an indistinct and cute sound from her mouth.
This was the latest superweapon of the Xiling Empire, a new generation of biochemical cannonballs that possessed boundless destructive power against otakus, fujoshis, and uncles. It was able to make otakus willingly let themselves be attacked, a new generation of biochemical cannonballs — Little Bubble's Ultimate Human Cannon Limited Edition!
By the way, I decided on the last version just a few seconds ago.
I maintained the posture of being knocked back by Little Bubble as I gently stroked her little head. Although I would always be knocked back by her at the beginning and would even roll several meters across the ground, after several rounds of familiarization and continuous training, I had already trained myself to the point where I could take on Little Bubble's Human Cannonball head on …
"Ya —"
A shrill cry came from far in front of me. I looked up and saw a small green figure flying through the air towards my face.
It appeared! It was the advanced evolved form of Little Bubble's Human Cannonball — Jingle's Double Combo!
With a plop, the little creature named Jingle lay firmly on my face, adding the last straw to a certain unlucky man who had just lost his balance after being hit by the loli bomb.
With a rumble, a certain emperor fell on his back.
"Hey hey hey! Little thing, are you a dog? Don't bite! Don't bite! I was wrong, okay? I'll definitely bring you out next time, okay? "
All of a sudden, Little Bubble, who had fallen to the ground with me, recovered from her coquettish state. However, it was clear that she wasn't frightened by the sudden loss of balance. Instead, she raised her head and looked curiously at Dingdang, who was naughtily biting and poking at my face. Then, she suddenly let out a happy cry and opened her small mouth, revealing a pair of sharp little canines.
"Stop —"
Looking at Little Bubble's eager expression, I shouted with cold sweat on my forehead.
The Shiring Apostles had strong physical attributes in all aspects. Sandora could chew and swallow the stainless steel knife and fork as if nothing had happened. Although Little Bubble was underage, she definitely had the ability to deal a fatal blow to me.
I picked up Jingle and put her to the side. Then, I hugged Little Bubble who still refused to leave and stood up with great effort. The joints in my body immediately let out a series of cracking sounds.
What a thrilling welcome ceremony.
"Miss Jingle's relationship with the Monarch is really good," Alaya came beside us out of nowhere. He looked at Jingle who was playing on top of my head with an envious gaze. Then, he looked at Little Bubble who was still acting coquettishly on me with an equally envious gaze, "And Little Bubble too …"
… Have you forgotten who the person who combs your feathers every day is?
"Alright, alright," I clapped my hands to get everyone to quiet down. At the same time, I glared fiercely at Lin Xue who was gloating at me from the side. "I brought a present back!"
The word "present" immediately attracted everyone's attention. The girls who had stayed at home were curious about what present I had brought back. Qian Qian and the others who had come to pick out presents with me wanted to see if the presents they had chosen would be well received.
"First, it's our Little Goddess — — If you cause any more trouble, there won't be any left for you!"
I decided to first appease the restless little thing. After Dingdang calmed down and hovered in front of me, she stared at me with eyes full of expectation for a long time. Only then did I feel a sense of accomplishment as I took out the present I had prepared for her — — a lollipop.
Originally, I thought that this unremarkable gift would cause Dingdang to be greatly disappointed, but contrary to my expectations, the little thing immediately cheered and threw itself at me.
What an easily satisfied little one. It felt like giving her anything would make her happy for half a day — — Or perhaps, she didn't care about receiving anything at all and only cared about the 'present'?
I felt that I had entered a subtle state of discussion about the Protoss's values …
"Little one, there's more."
I rubbed Jingle's little head with my fingers. Then, with a wave of my hand, a 'mountain' that was emitting a rich fragrance appeared out of thin air in the courtyard!
The present I prepared for Jingle was definitely not the most expensive, but it was definitely the one that troubled us the most.
It took us nearly half a day to buy almost all kinds of sweets and desserts in Leyton City!
According to Jingle's size, these sweets would be enough for her to eat for decades.
Previously, I had never thought that there would be so many kinds of desserts in this world. What's more, I didn't expect was that there would be so many kinds of recreational foods in this world where people lived a monotonous and material life. After a round of looting of candy stores, we prepared a mountain of desserts for Jingle! Just the list of names of these desserts would take me three days and three nights to memorize!
… Who was the one who questioned my memory just now?!
The little one was obviously shocked by the snacks in front of her that were enough for her to eat for decades. She coldly hovered in the air, her small mouth opened to the maximum, and then suddenly let out an excited cry of joy. I only saw a flash of green light in front of me, and then I lost sight of Jingle. Then, from the candy mountain behind me came Jingle's happy cry, "Hooray! Hooray! Hooray for Ah Jun! Hooray for candy! "
… What a wonderful sentence making ability.
"Little Bubble, this is yours."
I smiled and pressed on Little Bubble, who had been staring at me for a long time with her special lolita eyes. Then, I took out a little angel sculpture made of transparent crystal.
Perhaps it was because she was born in a crystal nest, but Little Bubble liked to collect all kinds of shiny things, especially those made of crystal. It made Little Bubble very happy. I even suspected that there was a dragon's soul hidden in the depths of her heart.
As expected, when she saw the shiny crystal sculpture I took out, Little Bubble immediately let go of my thigh and ran back to her room with a cry of joy. Then, under everyone's puzzled gaze, she quickly ran back and pulled my arm to bend down. Before I could react, the little girl gently kissed my face …
As expected, lolitas are the best!
At this moment, under the complicated gazes of everyone around me, tears streamed down my cheeks.
"Alaya, come here."
I beckoned for my younger angel sister, who had been standing quietly by my side, to come closer. Then, I took out the third gift.
A brush …
It was an oval-shaped brush made of precious crystals and demon shark cartilage. Its entire body was pure white and translucent. If one analyzed the extravagance of this brush, and then looked at its size and shape, most people would never be able to imagine what this brush could be used for.
The brush, which cost countless gold coins and required four skillful jewelers to finish in less than an hour with cramping fingers, was perfect for combing the fine hair on the inside of Alaya's wings.
Although Alaya's wings were half made of energy, they had a physical sense of touch. A brush that could be used for massaging and cleaning would definitely make Alaya happy for half a day.
… But, why did I feel like this gift was filled with all sorts of things to complain about?
Although this was an incomparably strange gift to most people, Alaya seemed to really like it. As I watched her happily put away the brush, I walked towards my final target.
From the very start, Pandora had been quietly standing not too far away from us. With her personality, it was impossible for her to pounce on me like Little Bubble and Jingle. However, I could still read traces of joy and anticipation for the gift from her almost unchanging expression.
Sooner or later, I will be trained by this girl to have an even more powerful insight than an ace spy.
"This is for my precious little sister."
I bent down and smiled as I patted Pandora's little head. Then, I took out a tiny blue hairpin. Pandora's face instantly flushed red when she heard the words "precious little sister." But, when she saw the blue hairpin in my hand, a trace of confusion appeared in her eyes.
"Although I know that you would be happier if I bought you a book on the theory of war, I still think that this kind of gift is a little too strange …"
The moment the image of Pandora holding a thick book on the theory of war and studying it late into the night appeared in my mind, I unhesitatingly tossed it out of my mind.
As expected, I should do my best to raise Pandora into a normal girl.
After staring blankly at the hairpin for a while, Pandora suddenly revealed a sweet smile that she had never shown before. She took the hairpin from my hand and said happily, "Big Brother gave it to me. I like it …" Then, she tiptoed and imitated Little Bubble and planted a kiss on my cheek. At the same time, I could faintly hear her muttering something along the lines of "I can't lose to that lass" …
Although I had said it before, I still had to repeat myself. As expected, lolis are still the best!
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