Why did I agree to go shopping with Shallow Shallow …
Why did Shallow Shallow insist on dragging her older sister along when she went shopping …
Lastly, why did I stupidly invite Lin Xue along when I bumped into her on the way out!!!
Probably no one would be able to answer the above three questions. Because even Alaya, the world's arbitration body, could only come up with the conclusion "Lord Monarch is so stupid" after analyzing for half an hour.
The only fortunate thing was that all of us, including Shallow Shallow and the others, had been bound to a gigantic personal space. At the very least, I didn't have to endure the weight of a thousand pounds like most of the unlucky men who accompany girls on the streets.
"I would rather fight a few Abyssal Demons right now," Sandora said bitterly beside me. At the same time, she glanced at the three excited human girls in front of her. "I really don't know where the three of them get so much energy from. Carbon-based lifeforms are really an inconceivable species …"
"That's right," I nodded with a bitter smile. "Looks like human girls and Schilling girls are fundamentally different. At the very least, you don't have any interest in shopping — — How gratifying!"
"Heh heh, you finally saw my good points!"
Sandora immediately snorted happily, taking my words as a compliment. Then, she asked nervously, "You wouldn't treat me as an abnormal girl just because I don't like shopping, right?"
"Err, that …"
I immediately felt a little speechless. How should I put it, a Schilling Empress who could toy with the entire world and plunder souls as easily as taking something out of her pocket, no matter if she liked shopping or not, it was impossible for her to be classified as an ordinary girl, right?
Also, why was Sandora suddenly worried about this problem? It seemed like she had always lacked self-awareness in this aspect …
Looking at my strange expression, Sandora immediately suffered a huge blow. She lowered her head pitifully and said, "As expected … In your eyes, I can't even be considered a girl …"
Sweat … What's wrong with this girl … Could it be that after spending so much time with Shallow Shallow and the others, she has turned into a human to this extent? Or could it be that this girl had developed feelings for me that were beyond friendship, so she cared about her image in front of me?
No matter what, I couldn't just sit there and do nothing when I saw a beautiful woman get hit like this by me. So I could only comfort her, "How do I say this? You're a girl with a lot of personality. I think you have a cute side to you …"
I wasn't joking when I said that last sentence. Sandora was indeed a very cute girl when she wasn't in her queen-like form — that is, if you disregard the trouble that she intentionally or unintentionally caused me.
"Really?" Sandora immediately raised her head. Her big eyes sparkled with a mischievous arc. She didn't look unhappy at all. Was I fooled again?
"Well, since that's the case, why don't you give me a present as an apology — Anyway, it's the money that Agner gave me. It'll be a waste if I don't spend it, it'll be useless on Earth," Sandora said magnanimously. At the same time, an uneasy glint flashed in her eyes.
There's a problem, there's definitely a problem. Based on my many years of experience in Qidian, there are only two possibilities for a usually intelligent girl to suddenly use such a clumsy method to ask for a present from a boy. The first possibility is that the girl has fallen in love with that boy. The second possibility, referring to the first possibility …
Speaking of affection, although I feel a little sorry for Shallow Shallow, I do have a certain amount of affection for Sandora. At the start, it was because of our innate connection of mind and soul. Then, as we got along, this affection gradually became more obvious. It's just that I kept avoiding it — After all, I already have Shallow Shallow.
Looking at Sandora's expectant gaze, I couldn't bear to reject her. So, I compromised and said, "Alright, alright, alright. Speaking of which, I really haven't given you a present. Let's pick out a present for Shallow Shallow and the others …"
Hearing my words, a hint of disappointment flashed in Sandora's eyes. However, she immediately understood something and the disappointment in her eyes disappeared. Instead, she happily hugged my arm and shouted to Shallow Shallow and the others, "Hey, good news! Chen Jun that miser is going to buy everyone a present! "
Immediately, 80% of the curious gazes on the street focused on me. When they saw the golden-haired girl beside me and Shallow Shallow and the other two walking towards me, half of the gazes immediately turned murderous …
Even a toenail would know that this was Sandora's mischievous act of revenge.
Noticing these irritating gazes, the older sister couldn't help but feel a little displeased. She came to my side and snorted softly. Then, she whispered something.
Three seconds later, the crowd suddenly became restless. Then, they dispersed at an alarming speed. In an instant, the area around us became empty. Only a few pedestrians and merchants on the roadside were looking around blankly.
"Let's hope that the public toilets in Leyton City are sufficient …"
The blackened older sister said in a fierce tone, causing me to break out in a cold sweat. From a certain perspective, the consequences of provoking the older sister was definitely more terrifying than provoking a dragon. The latter would result in immediate execution, while the former would result in death by a thousand cuts.
The benefits of having half a street of people having diarrhea were obvious. This made the process of the girls choosing their gifts a lot smoother. Although we had extorted a lot of gold coins from Agner, Shallow Shallow and the others were obviously not interested in those expensive luxury items. It was rare for them to travel to another world, so what they were interested in were the local specialties that were full of foreign flavor.
Shallow Shallow chose a pair of light green crystal bracelets. It was said that it was made from the magic crystal of a certain low-tier wind-type magical beast. It had the effect of slightly increasing the wearer's speed. However, for Shallow Shallow who could control time at will, it was useless. Shallow Shallow only took a fancy to its beautiful appearance and shiny texture. The older sister chose a beautiful amethyst ring. It was said that it was a good item that could strengthen the wearer's curse magic by 10%. However, the older sister's power wasn't magic, so this ring was useless to her. The reason why she chose this ring was naturally the same as Shallow Shallow. Sandora was dazzled by the beautiful jewelry. In the end, she chose a pair of small sky-blue earrings. It matched her temperament when she wasn't a queen. Judging from her expression, she seemed to like this pair of earrings. Although she was the Schilling Empress who brought war and fear to every corner of the universe, Sandora still had a normal girl side to her.
In the end, it was Lin Xue's turn.
From the start, she didn't participate in the selection and I seemed to have forgotten about her. After everyone received their gifts, Shallow Shallow suddenly realized that Lin Xue's hands were still empty.
However, Lin Xue didn't seem to feel wronged at all. Instead, she looked at me with a smile that didn't seem like a smile.
"Stop hiding it. Do you think that you can hide it from this lady who has sharp eyes?"
As Lin Xue said that, she stretched out her hand and said without any trace of politeness, "Give it to me!"
… Originally, I wanted to tease this fellow a little. However, I should have known that hiding something in front of a prophet was a stupid thing to do.
I smiled embarrassedly and took out the thing that I had hidden in my hand a long time ago. It was a light green hexagram pendant that had energy flowing on its surface. It was said that this item was an amulet that was blessed by the Goddess of Life. It could protect the wearer from diseases. However, when I thought about how we left Jingle at home to accompany Little Bubble, I reckon that Lin Xue only took a liking to the appearance of this item …
Just now, I noticed that Lin Xue's attention was completely focused on this pendant.
When Lin Xue saw the pendant, a satisfied smile appeared on her face. She nodded and said, "I didn't expect you to have some good points. You actually noticed it …"
"Huh?"
I asked curiously. I didn't catch the latter part of her sentence.
"It's nothing," Lin Xue grabbed the pendant and said, "I'm going to pick out some gifts for the four girls at home. Then, we'll go somewhere else. Eh, speaking of which, it seems like everyone around you are girls?!"
"That seems to be the case …" Shallow Shallow seemed to have suddenly realized something. "I suddenly feel like I'm a failure …"
It can't be, Shallow Shallow. There are two little ones that are slightly more than a meter tall, and a little thing the size of a palm. The last one is even an angel. You're counting them in as well?
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