The consecutive days of fine weather had completely dispelled the last wisp of cold air left behind by the winter. We could already feel the thick warmth of spring outdoors. In this northern city where spring always came later than other places, such weather only lasted for a few short days a year. Thus, on such a good day, even those who didn't like to go out the most were willing to go out to bask in the sun and sterilize their moldy backs.
Our huge house, which was between a villa and a warehouse, was found with the help of Lin Xue back then. Due to the sudden increase in the number of people in our family, the house that my sister and I had been living in was not enough. A certain young lady who liked to dismantle and disassemble accidentally broke a set of Ultra Space Core and almost had to sell her body to pay off her debt (Of course, considering how thick that fellow's face is). Thus, I casually got this house from her. You don't say, no matter what, it was still the property of the Lin family. This was really a good location. It was said that Grandfather Lin originally intended to use it as a fixed base for the Metahuman organization in the city. Thus, it could be said that the transportation was convenient but it wasn't noisy. We could even surround a small courtyard in front of the house and didn't have to worry about encroaching on the public green space. This small courtyard, which was completed last year, became a good place to bask in the sun for a few lazy fellows who didn't want to go out.
For example, Bubble, me, and many others.
Considering that there were a few people in the house who weren't suitable to appear in front of ordinary people, Sandora also activated the courtyard's camouflage system to ensure that some otherworldlings wouldn't attract the attention of passers-by when they jumped up and down at the entrance. For example — — Mercury Lamp who was lying on the courtyard wall dozing off.
Perhaps it was because she finally managed to turn the tables in the battle against Liliana, she was so excited last night that she didn't sleep until midnight. Right now, she probably lacks sleep.
"Spring … Year after year really flies by."
I moved a stool and sat at the entrance of the courtyard, sighing leisurely. On the grass beside me, the Nine-tailed Fox Rhododendron Spp., who was trying hard to curl herself into a big golden ball of fur, raised her head when she heard my voice. After looking at the sun, she let out a comfortable yawn. The fox ears on her head trembled slightly, then she wrapped her tail around her head and stopped moving.
I really want to touch it. Hey, this guy's tail seems to be a lot more slippery after the hair gel disaster. Should I … touch it? She wouldn't bite, right?
Usually, I wasn't such a bored person. However, it was rare for me to have a day off today. Since I had nothing to do in the morning, I started to let my imagination run wild. The most eye-catching thing in front of me was naturally this honest fox that was easy to bully.
As for why the fox was sunbathing here, it was a bit of a long story. It was because of a certain Sleeping God. Hachi Yunzi announced that she had entered a state of spring sleepiness after waking up for a short period of time. She had no choice but to sleep for another month. As one of the two representatives of the Fantasy Village in the City of Shadows, she obviously couldn't be so arrogant and slack off. Especially Ling Meng, who severely criticized her good friend for being lazy and irresponsible. More importantly, she criticized her bad behavior of handing all the work to her alone. Thus, the fox was thrown over by her unscrupulous master to replace Hachi Yunzi as the liaison. The monsters of the Fantasy Village were not the same as the other residents of the City of Shadows or Avalon. They weren't considered a vassal race. Instead, they received special treatment from the Empire due to the compensation for their relocation. They stayed in the capital of the Empire as complete "foreigners." It was just like how foreigners had to live next to the president's palace. This was a very complicated and sensitive position. Even though I felt that these fellows were just a little noisy and wouldn't cause any trouble, rules were rules. They had to have someone maintain contact with the higher-ups of the Empire at all times to ensure that they "appeared" to be managed strictly. Originally, Ling Meng and Hachi Yunzi took turns to handle this job. Now, one had to catch up on sleep while the other was slacking off. Thus, the honest and hardworking Blue became the full-time liaison officer, running between Monster Town and the First Family. Today was the day she came to report on the work of the monsters.
Of course, the monsters' current job was to suppress or heal the "abnormal creatures" that were affected by the moon's energy all over the world. This job was now nearing its end. As the psionic radiation between the Earth and the moon dropped to a safe threshold, many Espers and native monsters with stronger willpower had already regained their self-control. They then turned around to help suppress the people around them. Naturally, the work of "Boundless Love" was no longer as stressful. In fact, after all the Esper team members had recovered, I even had the intention of having Boundless Love terminate the mission ahead of time.
However, this plan was jointly rejected by Lady Lin and Shallow Shallow.
Without the "abnormal creatures" causing trouble, the monsters in the fantasy land had completely entered a state of eating, drinking, and having fun. Anyway, before Boundless Love officially announced the end of the mission, they were basically on a public holiday. This bunch of people who had never seen the world were practically having fun all over the world. This was especially true for Cui Xiang and Marisa, who loved to see the world in chaos. Who knew how crazy they would get every day. Anyway, they had been sending postcards and trinkets from all over the world in batches over the past two days. This was because the only address that the monsters knew in the surface world was my home.
Until today, the database that was retrieved from Mars was still in the final stages of deciphering it. The uproar among the Espers in the world had basically been suppressed — it could really be described as suppressed. Although I didn't personally handle it, it was said that there were several restless organizations of abnormal creatures that had raised doubts about Boundless Love's operation and used extreme methods to resist it. Thus, in some parts of the world, the suppression had evolved into suppression. The executor was Lady Lin, using the name of the Esper team. However, everyone in the dark world knew that Boundless Love had an unclear relationship with the Esper team in China. In this global incident, Boundless Love was the only organization that wasn't affected at all. However, a large number of the higher-ups of the Esper team had fallen. Thus, the true situation of the so-called "suppression" was actually self-evident — in short, everything was going so smoothly that it made me feel sleepy. Thus, I was able to take a rare day off.
A slight breeze blew over, bringing with it a trace of coolness. It also caused the fur on Lan Qing's tail to rustle. I looked around and suddenly let out a mischievous smile as I reached out to grab Lan Qing's tail.
I often saw Orange Meow rolling around in this pile of furry things. It really felt good to touch.
I followed the direction of the fur and stroked the huge ball of fur on the ground. However, I didn't have any evil intentions. I just felt that it was fun. It felt like I was combing the fur of my own kitten or puppy. Even though this cat was a little big, Lan Qing really did look like a cat when she was quiet. Especially now that she was lying on the grass in front of my house, hugging her tail and dozing off under the sun. It was simply too fun.
What was even more fun was that she seemed to be quite slow. I pulled her tail twice, but this fellow actually didn't have any intention of waking up!
"Hey, Boss, you're teasing a fox spirit."
A voice that was neither loud nor soft suddenly sounded from behind me, causing my hand movements to instantly stiffen.
I turned my head, and as expected, Liliana was standing less than three meters behind me with an expression that said "I know the truth now". The focus of her gaze was naturally the nine-tailed fox's tail.
"Boss, you really have a wide range of hobbies. Did you finally awaken your weird hobbies towards other women?"
The fake loli priestess who never kept her mouth shut came over with a smile. Her mischievous smile was even more sly than the fox beside my feet. I knew that this chick was going to use this opportunity to ask for some benefits. Thus, I pondered for a while and said hesitantly, "Say, should I kill you to silence you?"
"I'm going to kiss my mother!" Liliana almost fell to the ground. Then, she looked at me with a hidden bitterness, "Does it mean that my position in your heart is so important that you can kill me at any time?"
I didn't say anything and lowered my head to take off my shoes.
"Ah, don't hit me! I was just joking … "Liliana hugged her head and squatted on the ground. After confirming that there weren't any shoes flying over, she slowly stood up," Who doesn't know you? You're so slow that you'll never be able to cross the line in this lifetime. "
Then, the two of us began to squat together and study the color of Rhododendron Spp.'s fur.
The fox was so carefree in her sleep that she didn't even realize that her tail had become someone else's toy. She hugged one of her tails and covered her body with the other tails. She looked just like a huge ball of fur. Even her head was buried under her fur, only revealing a pair of pointy ears. When I got closer, I could hear a slow and even snoring sound — — it was the first time I heard that a nine-tailed fox snored in its sleep.
Liliana was full of evil ideas, so this time was no exception. Her hands were itching. After confirming that the fox was in a deep sleep, she took out a pair of scissors from her pocket and planned to cut out a bunch of people holding hands from the fox's tail. If it wasn't for me being here, she might have really made a move.
I sternly reminded Liliana not to bully the fox when others weren't paying attention. After receiving an equally serious verbal promise from the little lass, I moved my small stool and moved to a patch of grass in the courtyard that had the best sunlight. I concentrated my mental power and a bright light appeared in front of me. A pure white figure stumbled out of thin air.
"Alaya, time to bask in your wings."
The angel sister had already slept for almost fifteen hours and had just woken up. I felt that she had been too bored recently, so I carried her out to bask in the sun. Alaya had always been the one with the least presence among us. She spent most of the day sleeping. When she wasn't sleeping, she would be in my spiritual sea taking care of the child. Even when she was dealing with the reports of the Raven troops that came from the City of Shadows, she would do it in the spiritual world. So, other than me, the others would sometimes forget about her existence. When there was no other choice, I could only forcefully drag her out to bask in the sun.
Even though it was 9: 30 in the morning, Alaya still stubbornly muttered "Good morning" to me. Then, she raised her head to look at the clear sky and the warm sun. The angel sister instantly revealed a happy smile and spread open her three-meter wings. She sat on the ground and placed one of her wings on my knee. She passed me a small bottle and said, "Big Brother Monarch, help me out."
When I saw the label on the small bottle, I was stunned: Feather Conditioner.
Didn't Alaya usually use this strange stuff to rub on his wings?
The angel sister used her soft voice to teach me how to use this bottle of conditioner that smelled like osmanthus to do some maintenance on her wings. I had a strange feeling as I followed her instructions. I sprayed the translucent liquid on a brush and brushed it along the direction of her feathers. Then, I brushed her wings just like how I usually brushed Alaya's feathers. The sun, the grass, the pure white angel kneeling on the grass, and me, who was sitting on a stool and brushing the angel's feathers with a shoe brush …
I felt that there was something unnecessary in that scene just now …
No matter what, it was good to have peaceful days.
Alaya had many habits that only she could have. For example, when someone was brushing her feathers, she would suddenly straighten her other wing and slowly lower it. In the beginning, she would always frighten me when she did this. Later on, I realized that she was stretching her body. If you didn't see it with your own eyes, could you imagine what an angel would look like when she stretched her body?
It was as though she was setting sail …
Just as I was brushing Alaya's feathers, I heard light footsteps behind me. Then, I heard Icetis's surprised voice. "Wow, you're drying your wings! Your feathers have a nice color. How do you usually take care of them?"
I turned around just in time to see the Pervert Goddess bending down with a curious expression on her face. She was stroking Alaya's smooth wings, revealing a pair of lush peaks that were between D and E at the very least. I almost didn't know how to breathe. I could only awkwardly turn my head away. "Don't touch her. I'm combing her feathers."
"Brushing feathers? No wonder your feathers have such a nice color. "Icetis looked at the brush and conditioner in my hands strangely. Then, she sat down on the other side and spread open her black wings." Since you're free, why don't you give it to me? Wait a minute, this is what I usually use. Alaya, try it. Everyone in the God Realm uses this to take care of their feathers. I think it's pretty good. "
The eyes of my angel sister, who was always indifferent to everything, actually lit up at this moment. She looked expectantly at the black crystal bottle that Icetis took out from her bosom. Then, she tugged at the corner of my clothes. "Big Brother Monarch, let me try this!"
I didn't know how to describe my feelings at this moment. In any case, it was filled with all sorts of strange feelings. Looking at the black crystal bottle in my hand, I obviously didn't doubt that it was a treasure. Anything that came from the God Realm was like a brick. Even a piece of brick would have to have the suffix of a God Equipment. Not to mention, this item that looked like it was packaged exquisitely for nobles to use.
"This one doesn't differentiate between colors?"
I shook the bottle in my hand and asked. My gaze fell on the wings behind Icetis. They were so beautiful. It was as though she was draping the pure black of the night over her shoulders. The only problem was that her wings were black while Alaya's feathers were white.
In the end, when Icetis heard my question, she looked at me as though I was an idiot. "Differentiate between colors? Do you think that this is shoe polish?! "
I was speechless.
Icetis ignored me and started to chat with Alaya about a topic that could only be discussed between the two of them. "Young lady, you must remember that as Birdmen, we must know how to protect our most precious wings. Otherwise, you will suffer. Wings aren't just for movement, they are also your second face in this fickle era. Withered and discolored feathers will not only affect your mood, it will also give others the impression that you are sloppy, making it difficult for you to find a partner. I can see that your wings are pretty good, but you don't really know how to decorate them. When we have the chance to go to the God Realm again, I'll introduce you to a place that does ionic perming. Let's perm the underside of your wings into a cloud pattern … Your Big Brother Monarch isn't a bad person, but he still needs to improve when it comes to caring for girls …"
I continued, "…"
The two birdmen began to discuss the maintenance of their wings, and even extended the topic to the most important matter of their lives. I couldn't interrupt them at all from the side, and could only silently and bitterly help these two talented girls apply lubricant. You tell me, this is such a rare thing, if it was anyone else, they probably wouldn't know how to interrupt.
However, this was only the beginning. Just as I finished serving these two Birdmen and let them bask in the sun on the grass, I heard the sound of wings flapping behind me. Before I could turn around, a small figure was already sitting on my shoulder. It was Mercury Lamp. She had dozed off on the wall for a while and had just woken up.
Icetis and Alaya stood up at the same time and looked at Mercury Lamp, who was slowly retracting her wings. They spoke in unison.
"Do you know the four ways to wax your wings?"
The little puppet looked at the two Birdmen who were lying on the ground, basking in their wings. Her gaze finally fell on Icetis's back, and her eyes slowly lit up. She jumped onto the ground and reached out to grab the rogue goddess's feathers, "It's so much bigger than mine."
"Are you jealous?" Icetis raised her head arrogantly, "Then eat more spicy chicken wings. Eat more of those that can grow wings … Also, make good use of your father. He's an external control who likes to touch other people's wings. Usually, when he's combing Alaya's feathers, you can let him comb them for you too. It's so comfortable — — Here's a bottle of conditioner for you, it can protect you from hundreds of harmful rays."
Bryndis's mouth was just too strange. She said whatever she wanted to say. Before I could retort that she was "controlling another person", Mercury Lamp had already flown over with an awkward expression, "Idiot, you really know how to comb feathers, don't you?"
I was speechless.
It seems like this girl didn't refute the fact that I'm her father?
A few minutes later, there was another little puppet lying on the ground, basking in her wings.
But this was only the beginning. Not long later, Monina, who went out to buy groceries, returned. She saw the three pairs of wings, two big and one small, neatly arranged on the grass and instantly became envious. Then, she became the fourth person to bask in her wings.
The fifth and sixth person were Ielson and Uncle Kenser respectively. However, Icetis chased them away with the excuse that it was a forbidden zone for women and men. Due to the lack of space in the courtyard, I came up with the idea of hanging them on the wall, one on the left and the other on the right, just like door gods. I didn't know how the situation unfolded to such an extent. In any case, when I came to my senses, the house and the courtyard were already filled with birdmen basking in their wings … Angels … In any case, they were just fellows with wings. Even Lin was a little excited at the sight of her prey and wanted to bask in her own scales. However, I held her back tightly. This stupid Dragon God girl was too powerful. How could she hide her several hundred meter long body in the courtyard?
It was a grand sight to see a group of winged beings coming to the courtyard to bask in their wings. Not only was I amazed, even Shallow Shallow's interest was piqued. She also wanted to bask in something, but it was a pity that she didn't have wings. In the end, after some serious consideration, Shallow Shallow brought out all the blankets in the house …
Today was really peaceful …
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