You would never be able to guess the thoughts of a Protoss. Leaving aside the fact that Icetis was a weirdo who dared to lead her bishop and guardian knights to the entrance of the Church of Light to collect protection fees, even Jingle would always do something shocking when her brain was wired wrongly. In order to experience the sauna that she had seen on television, she actually came up with the idea of finding a pot to boil herself. What was even weirder was that as one of Jingle's subordinates, Monina actually took on the role of an accomplice in such a seriously abnormal action.
That's right, the water was boiled by Monina. She personally boiled her captain …
Of course, I knew that an ordinary pot of boiling water wouldn't be able to cause any harm to Jingle, but you have to understand that we usually used this pot to cook. If I had to remember that this pot had been used to boil Jingle every time I ate, do you think I would still be able to eat?
I had already given the blood sample that I had collected from Mars to Jingle. She had only touched the blood sample for a moment before it disappeared. After asking, I found out that Jingle had already converted it into a "Concept" and uploaded it to the God Realm so that the experts in the God Realm could analyze the origin of these life samples.
Jingle continued to rub herself on my shoulder. Her body was still glowing with a cute pink color. She was originally a delicate little fellow, but now, she looked even more crystalline. The faint fragrance that had been on her body when she had just come out of the pot had already dissipated. Now, only when I got closer to her, I could faintly smell a relaxing yet indiscernible fragrance. There were two things that I was rather confused about. The first was that such a little fellow actually had a body fragrance, and the second was … Why did the words "Jingle came out of the pot" feel so out of place …
"Hu … Hu … Hu …" Jingle snored as she rolled around. After the sauna, she was so comfortable that she felt sleepy. Looking at the little fellow's silly and cute appearance, I couldn't bring myself to reprimand her. I could only poke her head to wake Jingle up from her half-asleep state. Then, I asked her how long it would take for us to investigate the origin of those creatures.
After all, even if we managed to decipher the voyage log, we could only find out which world the disintegrated starship had passed through. As for who exactly had occupied that ancient starship, we still needed the Life Protoss, who had the records of all living creatures, to give us the answer.
"Probably very soon, in a day or two." The little fellow hugged my earlobe with sleepy eyes. "Jingle has already uploaded it to 'search'. There are many idle Protoss there waiting to answer the question every day."
"Search? What's that? "I furrowed my eyebrows. A long-lost feeling of being cheated came over me.
"Search, Wikipedia, Q&A, comprehensive network," Jingle said proudly. "If there's anything you don't know, you can just 'search' it. This is common knowledge among Protoss. Many Protoss have the habit of sharing their findings on that. There is also a section that specializes in answering all kinds of questions. The first person who answers the question will be titled as a preschool student. Then, as you accumulate experience, you can be promoted to a mentor …"
I patted Jingle's head with a pale face. I told her that she didn't need to explain in detail. Then, I lowered my head to think about a question. Does Father know Li Yanhong …
Monina was still busy by the stove. In the end, she couldn't bear to pour away the pot of Jingle soup. Now, she was adding honey, black tea, olives, and all sorts of strange spices. On the chopping board by the side, yellow peaches were diced, bananas were diced, snow pears were diced, and apples were sliced. All sorts of fresh fruits were being processed into exquisite materials that could be displayed in a museum as artwork. It was obvious that they were ingredients for a fruit soup. My gaze swept across these suspicious items a few times. I had long guessed their functions in my heart, but unfortunately, I didn't dare to confirm it. It was only when a certain Dark Goddess who seemed to have lost her mind poured these things into the pot of water that Jingle soup was cooked in that I smacked my head. "Monina, don't you think that this thing you made is a little too strange?"
"Why?" Monina stirred a large pot of fruit soup while turning her head to look at me strangely. "It's not dirty. The Goddess's body is pure beyond anything else. This pot of assorted fruit soup is definitely cleaner than any food you've ever seen."
I was almost convinced by Monina in an instant. That's right, of course this thing isn't dirty. Not to mention this, even the five Protoss cops are all in an 'untainted' state. I had long discovered this situation. That is, unless they themselves agree, nothing in the mortal world will be able to stay on their bodies. Even a speck of dust or a drop of water will flee in fear when it comes close to their bodies. Eelson even used this power to tame all the Chinese rural dogs within a twenty-kilometer radius in one afternoon. This kind of domineering aura has nothing to do with their usual temperament. Even a cowardly and cowardly person like Lin didn't dare to come within half a meter of her when she stood in the rain. This was the inviolability of the Gods.
Even if they were stained with dirt due to various special reasons, the dirt would automatically disappear.
Jingle was no exception. Even though she often got dirty because of those strange experiments or going to strange places, to the point that I had to prepare a large bottle to bathe her, in reality, even if no one was watching over her, Jingle could still self-cleanse in a minute without her knowing. But the amazing thing was that Jingle didn't seem to know this. Every time she got dirty, she would always appear in front of me and stretch out her dirty little arms and face to ask for a bath …
But after saying so much, the problem at hand wasn't whether this strange pot is dirty or not!
"You can't really be planning to eat this, right?"
The corner of my mouth twitched as I looked at Monina stirring the Jingle soup that she was so proud of. I began to suspect that the reason why Monina came up with the idea to let Jingle take a sauna in the pot was because she wanted to use her captain as a seasoning. This dark goddess's biggest dream was to become the ultimate chef. If it wasn't for the fact that the God of Cooking wasn't in the [Star Region Protoss] standard, she would have become a God of Cooking long ago.
So, it seemed reasonable for her to use Jingle to develop a new dish?
"This? Of course it's for eating. Most people wouldn't dare to enjoy it. "Monina picked up a piece of apple and put it in her mouth to taste." Today, I cooked it a little more … After washing it for five minutes, it's really different. Do you believe that the value of this piece of apple, if thrown in the knowledgeable world, would cause billions of people to fight over it? What do those Christians say? Using wine to refer to Christ's blood, using bread to refer to Christ's flesh, using God's flesh to obtain virtue? Aren't they just fantasizing about this thing … "
"Then continue to enjoy your divine meal." I was sweating profusely as I wanted to leave the kitchen. I felt that I really didn't share the same worldview as this dark goddess. "I'm going back to see if Liliana is dead …"
"Hey, wait!" Mo Nina hurriedly flashed over with a small bowl of fruit soup in her hands. "This is specially made for you. I've been bothering you for so long, you should at least give me something. I'm not those heartless guys."
Listen to this word! Developed! She used the word 'developed' for a bowl of food. Do you think I can still eat this?
I looked at the fragrant fruit soup in Monina's hands with grief and indignation. Suddenly, I grabbed Jingle and licked it. "You should keep it for yourself. I want it fresh …"
"Wow! What are you doing, Ah Jun! Jingle just finished showering. Don't lick it! "
Monina nodded. "That's true."
I left the kitchen sweating profusely. Coincidentally, I met Sandora, who had a greedy look on her face. She didn't eat much at night and seemed to be hungry again. When she saw me coming out of the kitchen, she immediately came over with a smile. "Ah Jun, there's something delicious in there, right? It smells so good. "
I looked at my hand strangely. Jingle was sitting on my palm. She was holding a peanut-sized handkerchief and wiping her face vigorously. Then, she nodded. "Monina is cooking fruit soup, but she's using …"
"I suddenly remembered that there's still water on the fire. I have to hurry and take a look at the wreckage. Don't worry, Tawil has already started transcoding the logbook!" Sandora rattled off a long string of words. Before she finished her sentence, she had already disappeared at the entrance of the kitchen.
Under the influence of inertia, I completed the sentence that I had just said. "It's Jingle juice …"
Alright, it seemed that Sandora would be able to taste the legendary flesh and blood of a God that could incite billions of mortals to fight for her today.
At this moment, the commotion on the second floor had gradually died down. It seemed that the winner of the three little ones had already been decided. Although I didn't know how strong little Seijing's combat strength was, she was still a life that Alaya and I had given birth to together. I firmly believed that she had the combination of my angel sister's superior martial arts skills and my lowly … exquisite street fighting skills. Of course, Alaya might not have superior martial arts skills, but at the very least, I still had street fighting skills. Furthermore, I had already completely taught this skill to little Seijing through Spirit Sharing.
I stuffed Jingle into my pocket and strode up to the second floor. I arrived in front of Liliana's room. Just as I was about to raise my hand to knock on the door, the door was opened from the inside.
Liliana looked as though she had just gone through a terrible ordeal. Her clothes were disheveled as she opened the door with a tear-stained face. She weakly lay at my feet. "Boss … Save me. I won't dare to do it again …"
I never expected that Liliana would become so pitiful in such a short period of time. Logically speaking, with Mercury Lamp's meager combat strength, even if she had a helper, she wouldn't be able to achieve such a glorious result. However, the reality was like this: The current Liliana, not to mention her arrogant appearance of an archbishop, even if she was thrown on the street, there would be people throwing money in front of her in less than five minutes. Her clothes were so disheveled that she was practically naked. Although there wasn't much to look at, her face was covered in colorful paint, her hair was as messy as a chicken's nest, black feathers were stuck all over her head and face, and there was even a puppet hanging on her leg that refused to let go.
"You can't play it like this …"
Liliana, who was carelessly wiped off her face and thrown onto the bed, cried bitterly. Sitting opposite her was the arrogant Mercury Lamp and the dozing Little Beautiful Crystal. "Not only did I find a helper, I even found a helper that broke the rules. The moment I saw her, she immediately burrowed into my body …"
After Lina's tearful complaints and the mercury lamp's addition, as well as the little crystal's nonsensical description, I finally completed the battle. To put it simply, the little crystal's unique innate skill had worked. She was able to infect any living being with a soul. Even Lina, who had a demigod body, was unable to resist the little crystal's innate skill.
This was very normal. Just look at who her parents were. If we were to classify Alaya's mysteriousness, he would at least be on the same level as Jingle. It wouldn't be a problem to give him the rank of a True God (but without authority). Thus, Little Beautiful Crystal, who possessed half of Alaya's soul, had a SemiGod body just like Liliana. On top of that, she had a father with unparalleled mental strength …
Liliana's pitiful appearance was completely torn apart by her "own" body. After Little Beautiful Crystal took over her body, the first thing she did was to drink a cup of the holy paint that Liliana usually used to draw runes. I reckon that Liliana's stomach was still rainbow-colored right now. Then, she began to control her host to roll around on the floor, tear clothes, bite pillows, and even stretch out her legs for Mercury Lamp to bite. Even though Liliana was able to find a chance to catch her breath every minute or two and drive Little Beautiful Crystal out, Mercury Lamp was constantly causing trouble at the side. As long as she was distracted, Little Beautiful Crystal would be able to take advantage of the situation again.
Then, there was no then.
"Boss, your daughter needs to be educated, she definitely needs to be educated seriously," Liliana rubbed her head against my arm and tried to transfer the paint on her body onto my sleeve, "Is there anyone who bullies people like this? She would put everything she grabbed into her mouth and bite it. It turns out that it wasn't her own mouth. Wuwuwu, luckily there are no mice in my house …"
I slapped her, "Don't say such disgusting things!"
Liliana decisively lay down on the side and grieved.
"You two, come here." I waved at the two culprits. Mercury Lamp shrunk her neck and slapped Little Beautiful Crystal, who was already snoring, awake. She pulled her sister to stand in front of me and lowered her head without saying a word.
"Do you know that you've gone too far?"
Mercury Lamp lowered her head, "I know …"
Little Beautiful Crystal also followed suit, "Do you have a head …"
I continued in a pleasant tone, "No matter what, Liliana is still your sister."
"How old is she? I'm already a few hundred years old," Mercury Lamp immediately flipped her hair in disdain. Little Beautiful Crystal continued, "She's already a hundred years old."
"Don't mess around, you're only two months old," I said with a serious expression, "Also, let's go by age — — Liliana is still your sister, so you can't go too far in the future. Although she has a vicious tongue and bullies people, this time she took the initiative to tease you, you can say that she deserved it, but …"
Liliana said sorrowfully, "Boss, you have to be merciful to the lolis."
I pinched the girl's face, "Shut up. Think about it yourself, when didn't you start a fight with Mercury Lamp? You bully others every time. Are you not satisfied with being bullied once in a while?"
Lina realized that there was nothing she could do to save the situation. She pouted and didn't say a word. I continued to educate Mercury Lamp and Small Seagull amiably. "So, do you know what to do now?"
Mercury Lamp lowered her head in silence, while Little Beautiful Crystal dozed off.
"Very good, good attitude. Don't do it again — — Go downstairs and have some snacks!"
Mercury Lamp cheered, "Hooray!" Then, she pulled Little Beautiful Crystal, who hadn't reacted yet, and ran out, leaving Liliana jumping up and down, "Hey hey hey! Boss! It can't be, even if you're biased, it can't be that obvious. Are you saying that I'll let it go this time? I drank half a liter of ink! And look at my clothes, my hair, the two most important things to a lady, they've been defiled, okay … "
"Alright, alright, give in to Little Lamp once in a while. Usually, you're the one bullying her." I pinched Liliana's cheeks. She looked at me indignantly for a while, then shook her head in resignation, "You daughter complex, you spoil her too much." Then, with a snap of her fingers, a green screen of light swept across from head to toe. The messy bird's nest hair, tattered clothes, rainbow paint and the teeth marks on her leg instantly disappeared, as though it was clean from the start — — Except for the chicken feathers. Liliana's divine power was limited, so it wasn't within her range of cleaning.
"Honestly, is Little Beautiful Crystal really that powerful?" I helped Liliana remove the chicken feathers on her head while asking curiously.
"Of course I let her," Liliana instantly raised her head arrogantly, her short legs tapping on the bed, "I, Pope, am a top-notch expert. She's just a normal spirit, how could I control her …"
"Don't brag," I patted her, "The source of Beautiful Crystal's mental power is me. She's like a perpetual motion machine within 500 meters of me. I'm just asking you, what's with her mental parasitism?"
Knowing that this question wasn't a joke, Liliana became serious, "To be honest, this is the first time I've seen such a strange ability. There are no related records in the mysticism books in the Holy Temple. A spirit can parasitize another spirit like a living creature and can even control the host's actions. Not only can she parasitize other people's souls, she can also use other people's mental power as food — — If it wasn't for your abnormal mental power, I'm afraid that before that child could learn how to control her own power, she would have eaten until she became an idiot, drooling every afternoon while facing the sunset."
"You can just say that you don't understand what's going on."
"I just don't understand. There's nothing embarrassing about it, knowledge is endless," Liliana wagged her finger like an adult, "But I'm guessing that it has something to do with you — — your identity as a Void Creature seems to have led to a lot of inexplicable things. Father God said that Boss is a source of information interference and everything related to you is shrouded in a vortex of fate. That child is probably the same. Her life form doesn't fit the definition of 'life' in the Holy Temple. Perhaps that's why she isn't affected by any form of life and can parasitize the mind of any living being, absorb nutrients, control, and even kill the host. That is a very dangerous ability. "
"That's why I don't dare to let her out normally," I rubbed my head, feeling a headache coming on. "She doesn't have a concept of good and evil, and she doesn't know what's important and what's not. Little Seijing's relationship with you was pretty good, but she still decisively used a highly damaging skill like parasitizing on you because she doesn't know that it can kill you — — Of course, it's fortunate that it didn't hurt you."
"Who said that it didn't hurt me!" Liliana clenched her teeth. "It hurt me! It hurt the dignity of a lady! The first time I was parasitized, I was really controlled by her and I did a lot of shameful things! "
I thought about it and felt that Liliana deserved it. She was usually too mischievous, but today, she had repaid her debt with interest!
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