Rhododendron Spp.'s awakening was definitely a pleasant surprise. Yep, definitely a pleasant surprise.
Of course, this surprise had nothing to do with the beast-eared girl setting. It was entirely because:
If Rhododendron Spp. wakes up, I have a reason to skip the New Eden military parade, Vadis military parade, Crusader military parade, Heroic Spirit Review, a parade ceremony, three ribbon-cutting ceremonies, two government reports, two official talks, three public meetings, and a bunch of other official activities!
Who can tell me what's going on with these tearful activities! Why must a good otaku like me, who longs to just eat and wait for death, end up in this state? A full fourteen days of celebration was actually arranged with almost the same number of such deceptive activities. You guys can't afford to break the schedule of the country's leaders!
Alright, I know. Although I brought my own girl to eat, drink, and have fun for the first five days, in the end, all the work piled up on me was my fault …
"Can't help it, we bear the responsibility." Sandora leaned on my shoulder and muttered softly while waiting for the teleportation, "The Empire's territory is still small and it's already so troublesome. When the territory expands again … Yep, maybe we have to think of an easier way. I didn't worry about these vassal races during the old Empire era. Ah Jun was the one who agreed to attend at the beginning."
I silently thought about the terrifying situation I would face when the time came. Beside me, Liliana giggled as she broadcasted, "Good morning, everyone.
Today is the 1st of Year XXXX of the Empire Calendar. On this day of celebration, the World of Azeroth welcomes its Winter Veil Festival. The Vadis Empire will hold a God's Grace Day. Planet Dantuin will welcome the second harvest festival of the year. The Kempt Kingdom will celebrate the New Year, the Republic of Sadu will hold a military parade, tomorrow is the Sinsa Federation's National Day, the New Eden Federation will hold a Creation Celebration, the Bamor Galaxy will welcome its annual party, the Akanda Empire will begin preparations for the Holy Spirit Day, the New Year's bell will ring on Planet Titanium, the Dathan Elves will begin decorating their Christmas tree, the day after tomorrow … "
I immediately ORT. "Liliana, take a break."
"Ah, the coming year is going to be so joyous. There are more than 1300 festivals waiting for us … It's such a pity that there's only one day without a celebration. The great, wise, and beautiful High Priestess Liliana hereby announces that the last day of every year will be the Goddess' Festival. Everyone, please celebrate to your heart's content and mourn for His Majesty who died of exhaustion on the way …"
It was the first time I knew that the New Year was such a scary thing. But the problem was that Shallow Shallow was getting excited. "Eh? Celebrating every day? That sounds interesting! Ah Jun, Ah Jun, when the Empire's territory expands in the future, will there be a world celebrating the new year every day, and then we can celebrate it every day? "
The problem is that your husband will die of exhaustion on the way, you know!
"That's a possibility." Big Sis frowned in confusion. "I've seen some information from the Space Administration. Basically, every day of the year, there will be at least two digits of registered worlds that are holding some sort of festival. When the Empire's territory expands to that extent …"
"Ha!" Shallow Shallow instantly cheered up. "Ah Jun, Ah Jun, let's go conquer the world!"
I was too preoccupied with cramping to bother with intercepting Shallow Shallow's cranial nerves.
"There's an even worse situation." Lin Xue had been daydreaming since the beginning. She suddenly spoke up without turning her head to prove that her attention was still on us. "There's a television station in the New Eden Federation whose main program is the local customs of the various parallel worlds. If this continues, there will be a day when they'll have to separate a channel and do nothing but recite the list of worlds for the New Year …"
"Let's talk about the future in the future," I quickly wiped off the cold sweat on my forehead and muttered. I never expected such a situation to happen after the Empire's territory expanded to such an extent. No matter what happens, I can't simply participate in the official activities of the affiliated worlds anymore. I'll die, I'll really die. "At worst, we'll find some time in the future to set up a Department of Cultural Integration. Can we call it the Ministry of Culture?"
Just as I said that, Big Sis gave me a punch …
Amidst the commotion, the teleportation to return to the Shadow City was activated. A white halo and a sense of weightlessness passed in an instant. We returned to the Shadow Fortress.
The first person that came into view was Eight Cloud Purple, who was already waiting at the plaza of the Dimensional Hub. The golden-haired girl held a beautiful parasol and stood silently a dozen meters in front of us. She stared unblinkingly at the empty dimensional tunnel. I came behind her and followed her line of sight for a long time. I couldn't help but ask curiously, "What are you looking at?"
"Just now, a crazy guy came. He ran out and screamed for a while before running back …"
I looked at Eight Cloud Purple blankly. "?"
However, this blankness only lasted for a few seconds. Before Eight Cloud Purple could open her mouth to explain, a white light suddenly flashed in the dimensional tunnel. Then, a young man jumped out.
This person was dressed in a green robe, his figure was tall and straight, his face was wild and unruly, although he had the back of a tiger and the waist of a bear, his eyebrows were delicate and pretty, and there was a purple gold sword hanging from his waist. On the sword, there were dragon and phoenix patterns intertwined, appearing incomparably luxurious. With one look, one could tell that this was a toy that could cause a sensation among the mountain bandits.
After this unfamiliar young man jumped out of the dimensional tunnel, he casually stood on the plaza. His eyes were unfocused as though he didn't care about what was happening around him. The more I looked at his expression, the stranger it became. After a long time, I finally understood. This must be the expression that I practiced in front of a mirror when I had nothing to do. I originally wanted to show a kind of aloof and untamed temperament. Unfortunately, in the real world, I didn't have a mirror to focus in front of me. If I didn't perform well, I would have turned into dead fish eyes …
"It's this guy." Eight Cloud Purple took out a fan from somewhere and covered her mouth. She whispered to me, "He calls himself Nangong Aotian. His courtesy name is Long Lingtian. His nickname is Ximen Nitian. His alias is Ouyang Batian. He is known as Dragon King Hun Tian. He also has a lot of nonsense. Anyway, I haven't heard all of it …"
After hearing Eight Cloud Purple's introduction, I felt like I was in Sparta. Then, I looked at the young man in front of me with great respect. He had failed to practice his aloofness and had turned into dead fish eyes. You say, how stupid is he to give himself such a bunch of names …
The young man with the domineering title stood there for a long time. It seemed that he was waiting for the people around him to react. Perhaps a few patrolmen would jump out to check his account. Unfortunately, in a place like the dimensional hub, there were many strange people every day. With just a guy with an awesome name standing there, who would know who he was?
Thus, the domineering young man just stood there for five minutes. Finally, he couldn't hold it in anymore. He maintained his imposing manner and looked around. Suddenly, he sneered and said, "Half a year ago, when I was here, you people made things difficult for me and chased me out of the door just because I had my eyes on a treasure. Today, I have mastered the Nine Secrets of Hegemony to the 99th level. I want this strange place to be bathed in blood. I want to let them know that those who submit to me prosper and those who oppose me perish!"
After he finished muttering, none of us paid attention to him. This crazy guy was holding a piece of high carbon steel. What was he trying to do?
Noticing that the atmosphere around him wasn't developing according to the routine that he was used to, the young man couldn't help but look a little confused. However, he soon saw that we were the most powerful group of onlookers, the largest number of people, and most importantly, the group with the most beauties. A glint flashed across his eyes, and he immediately strode over. As he walked, he tried his best to look elegant and suave. En, he was quite successful at the start, but unfortunately, halfway through …
"Sizzle." There was a flow of energy. A few crystal prisms on the dimensional hub's passageway immediately emitted a white light, blocking the young man's path.
The young man didn't think too much. He pulled out the high carbon steel in his hand and waved it a few times. "Hmph! That's fine. Since you've come for revenge, I'll take these ancient treasures of unknown use today. Kill them and seize their treasures! "With that said, she forcefully tossed her head in this direction and cast a flirtatious glance at Ba Yunzi.
"Do we need to contact the medical center?" Ba Yunzi used her folding fan to cover half of her face and muttered in my ear. Her voice was full of confusion and disgust. She still thought that the person who had come was a lunatic who had accidentally hit his head while transmigrating.
I didn't reply. I just watched as the young man, who claimed to be a bunch of characters, waved the high carbon steel in his hand and charged at the few crystal prisms that emitted the white light. Then, there was a burst of golden light. It was really lively. When Ling Meng led her Town Security team over, half of the unlucky grandson's body had already turned yellow.
He did not die even after being hit by a bunch of charms from the Red and White Witches who descended from the sky and knocked him to the ground. He was still muttering something along the lines of "the heavens don't go my way" while dancing with joy. However, when he saw Ling Meng, he immediately put on a dead fish's eyes and put on a look of detachment as if it was a conditioned reflex.
"Transmigrating without a permit, destroying public property, using force at will, speaking rudely, suspected to have a severe mental disorder. Tendency towards obsessive-compulsive disorder." The Red and White Witch used the Royal Coin in her hand (but I prefer to call it a stick) to poke the face of the young man who suddenly had an interesting expression. She muttered under the confused expression of "why aren't you impressed by my demeanor?", "You are crazy! You used a metal weapon to attack the credit card machine at the entrance! Do you know how much that is worth?! If something here is accidentally damaged, my bonus will be deducted! "
The young man on the ground was dumbfounded, "Credit card machine? That is obviously an ancient treasure that guards the teleportation point! "
Ling Meng was stunned. She immediately jumped in front of me, "Chen! Are these antiques? Can they be exchanged for money? "
I was speechless.
"Cough, cough. How should we deal with this guy?" Sandora coughed twice and interrupted the conversation between the shameless Greedy Witch and the Soy Sauce Emperor. She pointed at the young man who was constantly muttering about stealing the treasure. "I noticed that his brain waves are abnormally chaotic. Apart from his emotions, there is only greed and murder. It is as if he has been seriously brainwashed. There is no saving him."
I didn't even think about it, "Since he is a scourge, then I will turn him into a woman and throw him the Vermillion Countenance Blood!"
Yakumo Zi and Ling Meng were curious at the same time, "Where is the Vermillion Countenance Blood?"
I broke out in a cold sweat, "Girls shouldn't ask randomly!"
"Cough, cough!" Sandora coughed loudly and glared at me. Then, she ordered the other Town Security members who had rushed over after hearing the news, "Same rules. Send him to the research center after the brainwashing. If he is useless, send him to the fourth district for the new recruits to practice shooting."
A bone-chilling cold breeze blew past everyone after Sandora's calm voice fell. Although Bo Li and Ling Meng didn't understand what she said, their instincts were quite sharp. They immediately shivered. Yagyun Zi covered her face with her fan, her eyes calm. No one knew what she was thinking. Either way, it was definitely not a good thing.
"Hey, don't bother with this psychopath. I heard that Rhododendron Spp. has woken up?"
My words reminded everyone of the important matter. Yagyun Zi quickly nodded, "Yes, she just woke up. But she is still a little dazed. She should be fine now."
Thus, the majestic Empire's leadership team rushed to the medical center. We really had nothing to do, and it seemed fun to tease the beast-eared girl.
In the spacious white intensive care ward, the medical cabin that had been sealed for a few days had now been opened. There was no one inside. On the small bed beside the medical cabin, a girl with a fluffy golden fox tail and beast ears was awkwardly lying on her side, trying hard …
Trying hard to untie her nine tails that were tied into a twist.
This was the scene we saw when we pushed the door open. Also, she wasn't wearing any clothes …
When a certain fox girl threw all her clothes on the floor for some unknown reason, she looked at the door with a confused expression. Before I could see anything substantial, I felt a sharp pain in my aorta. I immediately shouted, "Oh oh oh — It's not my fault! Don't bite, don't bite! I really didn't see anything! "
Then, I walked out with Shallow Shallow around my neck. I stood at the door and listened to my girlfriend's lecture for five minutes.
"You can come in now." Ba Yun Zi pushed open the door to the ward and looked at my neck with a playful smile. It looked like it had just been skin grafted …
Five minutes ago, the demon fox girl, who was still worrying about her tail, had already put on her clothes again. She was uncomfortably kneeling on the floor. According to Ba Yun Zi's explanation, it seemed that the naked scene of her running just now was to make it easier for her to untie her tail. Thus, I focused on the large pile of fox tails on her back. I couldn't help but burst out laughing. Perhaps it was because she had been in a braid state for too long, the originally soft and fluffy large tail was now twisted and crooked. The fur was standing on end, making it a complete mess. Coupled with the young girl's kneeling posture, it looked like a big explosion. What a waste of such good fur color …
As if she was also troubled by the current state of her tail, Rhododendron Spp. immediately shifted her body restlessly when she noticed that everyone was staring at her. In the end, her numb tail started to cramp from left to right. The girl's body shivered as if an electric current had passed through her body. The kind-hearted Shallow Shallow immediately sympathized with her and pulled out something from her body. "That, do you want to use this? It's steam … "
I took a closer look. Oh my god, an iron!
Rhododendron Spp., who had just woken up from a few days of unconsciousness, saw the item in Shallow Shallow's hand clearly. She immediately shook her head in horror, and the cramp on her tail became even more severe. She stood up shakily and ran to Ba Yun Zi's side. The fox girl said nervously, "Madame Zi, this …"
Ba Yun Zi glanced at Shallow Shallow, who was holding the iron and waiting for an opportunity. She helplessly muttered something to her Spirit-branded Retainer beside her. The latter finally showed a slightly relieved expression. The pair of fox ears on his head trembled twice. He bowed to us and said in a sweet voice, "Then, thank you for your help."
Eh? So Blue was such a polite child? I had always thought that the people who hung out with Purple and Ling Meng were the type who would tear the roof tiles if they weren't beaten for three days!
"It's nothing, it's nothing." I waved my hands. Although I didn't know if Ba Yun Zi had already told the fox girl beforehand, I still introduced the people around me to her. Her ears pricked up as she listened and memorized everything. It was really fun to see her large furry ears twitch. "Yep, that's it. Now, tell me about your situation. How did you get here? What happened to your injuries? "
The fox girl shook her head with a troubled expression. "I don't know. A piece of land fell from the sky. When I woke up, I was already in this strange room. Madame Zi, who had disappeared for many days, was also here. She was the one who told me that this was a safe world, but I haven't found the way back yet …"
"A piece of land fell from the sky?"
My expression went blank. I grabbed onto Bubble who had slipped into the room without me noticing and was about to go play on Blue's furry tails. "Bubble, is there such a thing in the history of Fantasy Land?"
"Let go of me, let go of me, how would I know … Wah, tail …" The otaku girl who was dancing in midair protested loudly as she tried to land with her hands and feet. "As expected, the color of the real person's fur is better than the one on the screen, even though it's a little knotted … Slurp, hehe, I have already let her father ruin a few of them. Today, no matter what, I must make this one into my collection Slurp … I must make it into a pillow, a warm pillow, a pillow that's even better than my daughter's."
Hey! From the looks of the body, it's obviously the loli that looks more like a pillow!
"Lord Zi," the fox girl, who was confused by the red-eyed, drooling loli's behavior, involuntarily approached her master. Her animal instinct made her instinctively believe that she had fallen into a perilous situation where she was about to lose her moral integrity and chastity. "This world … Is this world really safe?"
"Well, if we blend in with them, we will be safe."
Madame Zi, who had gone through a vigorous resistance battle at the start and had now completely compromised, said with a troubled smile.
As long as … we lose our integrity.
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