From the very beginning, Little Bubble didn't have a suitable playmate.
Alright, I know that I have nicknames such as the Ultimate Daddy Aura Controller, the Mobile Fatherly Love Transmitter, the Walking Loli Summoning Machine and so on (the above nicknames are kindly provided by the Black-Bellied High Priest Fake Loli and the Tsundere Venomous Tongue Great Prophet). I have collected a large basket of lolis by my side, and more than one of them has the attributes of a daughter. But you have to understand, there are really not many who can play as carefreely as Little Bubble.
Some were black-bellied, some were mischievous, and some were mischievous. Even Mercury Lamp, who was the most adept at controlling her father, had a mature mentality that bordered on the devilish side. Little Bubble, who was as innocent as a real young girl, was bullied by her sisters. Even though they did it out of good intentions, it was common for her to cry and look for her father or mother from time to time.
All along, there are only two people in the family who can barely be considered as playmates of Little Bubble. One of them is Jingle, the goddess who is the leader of the trio of idiots. Because of her personality and intelligence, Little Bubble has long been the number one playmate of Little Bubble. She is the one who plays with Little Bubble the most. Unfortunately, the so-called playfulness seems to be wishful thinking on Little Bubble's part. From time to time, Little Bubble would grab Jingle and stuff it into her mouth, so the latter always treats Little Bubble as a dreadful monster. Even the idiot goddess who doesn't have enough brains knows how scary a monster that occasionally treats her as food is.
The second one is sister Jill who joined the family later, our Ancient Queen.
That's right, she is a pretentious and arrogant person who speaks rudely but doesn't have a good brain. But now, she has ascended to the throne of Children's Friend, a certain Flat-Chested King who studies children's education books all day long.
Regardless of how the original Hero King Gilgamesh was a heroic and imposing person (according to many analyses, perhaps Jill's original personality was really that awesome), the current Jill has been trained by our mighty and domineering Little Bubble into the world's number one nanny. Although Jill is usually rude to everyone, she only likes Little Bubble. Perhaps the little girl's innocence and cuteness can even move the Hero King. Anyway, Little Bubble's second playmate is Jill.
But no matter what, these two playmates are only nannies or pets (no mistake). After all, Little Bubble needs a true peer as a friend. This point, whether it is Jingle, Jill, or the other weird sisters, they are unable to satisfy our little princess.
But just as I, as her father, was having a headache over this, a person appeared out of nowhere.
Snowy Beauty — An unlucky lass who experienced a soul transmigration, amnesia and rebirth, reincarnated into royalty, was born in the harem, had superpowers, had an emperor's father, had many sisters, and a series of events during the war to finally become my daughter …
If it wasn't for the fact that I didn't pay attention to the category of reincarnation, that lass would at least be the number one female idol. Therefore, reincarnation is a technical job. Not only does it depend on the father, it also depends on the category.
There's no trace of it.
Anyway, what I mean is that Snowy Beauty and Little Bubble are surprisingly compatible. This is truly a matter worthy of celebration. Two worrisome lasses found someone of the same age that they can play with at the same time (One is two years old, the other is two months old, thankfully there isn't a generation gap). How can such a coincidence happen?
En, of course, it would be even better if Little Bubble didn't drag me along every time they play with Snowy Beauty …
If you haven't experienced it yourself, you guys won't be able to understand how painful it is for a young man to play with two little brats for an entire three hours just to watch them compete with a few dolls.
Snowy Beauty, this lass who doesn't support roaming!
After testing, once Snowy Beauty is more than five meters away from me, it will gradually dissipate. Once it's more than seven meters away, it will lose its form like smoke. In a short ten seconds, it will turn back into an energy wave and return to my mind. At that time, Little Bubble will encounter something like "The loli you are looking for is not in the service area". Thus, in order to ensure that the two little brats can play normally, I had no choice but to watch foolishly from the side and stare at a certain golden sparkling eyes who has a big mouth. That was truly a sad night. In the end, I actually hugged my daughter's doll and fell asleep …
Early the next morning, that despicable fellow Jill Jia Mei kept mocking me. Hugging Little Bubble in my left hand and the doll in my right, I looked up at the sky and felt like dying.
I got up with a conflicted expression and put away Little Bubble's doll. Then, I began to help my daughter dress and comb her hair. Today's morning was especially troublesome.
I really messed with your father, Little Bubble!
"Ahhhh …" The little girl in my arms wriggled restlessly. She seemed to have sensed her father's resentment and tried to act cute to cure her father's depression. Unfortunately, her efforts were completely ineffective other than making the hair that I had combed with great difficulty look like a pot of porridge again.
Little Seiko had already returned to her spiritual sea and was currently hugging Alaya's huge wings in a deep sleep. No matter what, from a sociological point of view, Alaya was also Little Seiko's half-biological mother. It seems like the sleepiness genes that Alaya had inherited from Alaya had already taken effect. The little fellow was currently sleeping for more than 12 hours every day. Every time I used my soul to look inside my body, the scene that I would see would be a certain silly cat angel hugging a certain doll girl and sleeping soundly …
Behind us, a certain flat-chested queen was still resisting her low blood pressure after waking up. Hmph, she even mocked me for hugging a doll and falling asleep. Why don't you take a look at what you are hugging!
"Hey! Lowly commoner, this king orders you to look straight ahead and not turn your head! This king is going to change clothes! "
Hearing the arrogant declaration behind me, I looked at the huge mirror that took up half the wall and thought: Just what is in this lass's head? To think that she said that while looking at herself in the mirror!
"Still blue and white stripes today?"
I pinned a crystal hairpin on Little Bubble's hair while looking at a certain idiot in the mirror.
"Tsk, these are all things that you gave me, and you're still asking this king — — Hey! You peeked! "
"You can worry about this problem when you have curves."
I said without turning my head. The naked sleeping king in the mirror immediately went berserk: "Damn lowly commoner! Not only did you have the guts to sleep with this king, you even offended this king! Who allowed you to breathe the air in this room that belongs to this king! Get out of here! "
"Okay, okay, okay, get out, get out …"
As if I was dealing with a child, I casually agreed and carried Little Bubble who was dressed up weirdly and walked towards the door. In the end, the other side shouted again: "Put down the little princess! Look at the bunch of hairpins you gave her!! "
I lowered my head to take a look and was instantly dazzled by a little shiny head — — I was busy arguing with Jill and Gami, but the hairpins on Little Bubble's head looked like a helmet.
I awkwardly pushed the little princess to Nanny Jill who was a professional, then I turned around and walked down the stairs.
In the end, when I reached the stairs, I saw a scene that made me speechless.
Pandora was standing barefoot in front of the mirror in the living room, staring blankly at herself in the mirror. Then, she sneakily looked around to make sure no one was around. She quickly reached out and drew a black line on the mirror with a marker.
… This action is obviously too much, my 1.2 meter sister! Do you think we wouldn't be able to guess whose work it was when a black line suddenly appeared on the mirror at home?
But seeing Pandora make such a cute action when there was no one around, how should I put it, I was instantly captivated by her cuteness.
"That's a scary resentment, right?"
Sandora's stifled laughter suddenly came from behind me. When I turned around, the blonde girl who was still wearing her pajamas smiled and gave me a kiss.
"You saw it too … That girl is really unlucky." The corner of my lips curled up. "Speaking of which, she never grew taller?"
"Oh, about this, I did hear Seves mention it before." Sandora tugged on my arm and moved closer with a mysterious expression. "It was said that Pandora often did this when she wasn't a general: There was a command tower behind the military district where she lived. Every day, Pandora would go under the command tower to check her height. After every check, she would carve a Shallow Shallow Line on the command tower …"
"And then?" Looking at Sandora's expression, I knew that there was a more ridiculous continuation to this story, but I couldn't help but ask.
"… In the end, the tower collapsed."
Silly girl, can't you carve somewhere else?! Or did you walk around the entire tower and couldn't find a place?
At this moment, I was deeply shocked and then convinced. Regarding Pandora's resentment towards her height, this body had truly received it.
Today, the Carnival in the City of Shadows was still continuing. For the fourteen-day continuous festival, this was only the beginning. No one would complain that such a celebration was too long. The visitors from all over the world were immersed in the strange and wondrous world, and there would be new surprises at every moment. Compared to the territory that the Empire controlled and the number of races under its name, the fourteen-day exhibition period could only be described as rushed. Many worlds couldn't even get a spot on the limited exhibition platform. This gave rise to many street vendors and street performers. Although these people were somewhat against the rules, they were also guests of the Carnival. We couldn't use the same methods to suppress them as we did with the Sickal pirate gang. Thus, the Town Security had been working hard for the past two days. Especially today, after the two days of adaptation, it seemed that the number of street vendors in various places had increased explosively …
"Ahhh — I really want to drink tea, sleep, count money and get out of bed … Why are we so busy!!"
As I led Sandora and Shallow Shallow to patrol the various districts, we coincidentally met Boli Soul Dream who was on duty. The Red and White Witch, who was on the verge of going berserk, was waving the coins in her hand to disperse a group of street performers who had almost completely blocked the main road. She screamed and shouted.
As we watched from the side, the Town Security Boli Soul Dream used a few minutes to successfully restore the order of this street. However, the girl didn't seem to feel any sense of accomplishment. She only yawned lazily and said with a depressed expression, "So tired … Although I have a salary, it's still so tiring … I really miss the days of sweeping left and right at the shrine, drinking tea and basking in the sun. Well, I should start slacking off …"
"Cough cough, Soul Dream." I couldn't stand it anymore and suddenly coughed behind the Red and White Witch.
"Wah!" The girl in front of me instantly jumped up like a startled rabbit. Then, she turned her head and retreated a few meters. "You, you, you … When did you … I definitely, definitely didn't slack off! I definitely didn't think of sneaking off to Sylvia's shop to drink tea and eat desserts, basking in the sun at the entrance until I got off work … "
You're drooling!
I completely knew what kind of personality the girl in front of me had. She was extremely afraid of trouble and would slack off whenever she could. Even back in Fantasy Village, she would only resolve the mutation when the trouble was getting bigger and bigger. Furthermore, she was rather resentful because she didn't get paid for resolving the mutation. Now that she was going to work at a fixed time in the City of Shadows, it just so happened that it was the busiest time for the Town Security, the carnival season. It would be a wonder if she could work honestly!
However, this girl at least had a basic sense of responsibility. Every time she slacked off, she would only do so after she finished patrolling the streets that she was in charge of. That was why I had turned a blind eye to her. Of course, I wasn't here to cause trouble for her.
"I won't deduct your salary. I'm here to ask how that demon fox girl is doing."
"What? So you didn't deduct my salary. That gave me a fright." Bo Li and Soul Dream instantly heaved a sigh of relief. It was as if the world would be at peace as long as I kept my salary. "She's still unconscious. I heard that she'll only wake up after a few days. Purple is currently taking care of her …"
"How is a person supposed to be taken care of in a medical pod?"
"… Ah! Purple is so sly! She's skipping work! "
I had already given up on these two fellows who had no self-awareness as an employee and would skip work at any time!
After receiving the news that Rhododendron Spp. was still unconscious, I also gave up on the idea of visiting her at the medical center. After bidding farewell to Soul Dream, who kept nagging, I headed towards the G-77 zone with Sandora and Shallow Shallow.
Finally, we were finally going to witness the most brutal competition in the legends.
The G-77 zone was a joint exhibition zone. It was also an area used to host competitive events. The organizers of this zone were the World of Azeroth and the New Eden Federation. There were more than forty teams representing at least twenty different worlds participating in this tournament. Of course, this wasn't a scam. The scam was that … the competition here was an eSports competition.
You don't understand? Alright, Star X Hegemony, Warcraft X Hegemony, King of Fighters 20XX, Sin X Preparation …
I had always thought that my Shallow Shallow's brain was unconventional enough. Never would I have imagined that in a faraway world, there were geniuses who were even better at racing than Shallow Shallow's brain. How did the leaders of those races even think of this?
When we were still a few hundred meters away from the exhibition area, we could already hear loud cheers and exciting music coming from the front. When we got closer, we saw a sea of people in front of us. Spectators from all over the world had filled up this open-air arena that was even larger than the national stadium, cheering for the contestants they supported. There were countless large-scale projection systems installed in the arena, and they were broadcasting the live battle of the core area of the arena to the spectators. When Qian Qian and I arrived, a new match had just begun.
The current competition was the semifinals of Warcraft. The contestants were … Azeroth's representative team and Azeroth's representative team.
As I looked at the large projection in midair that displayed the list of contestants and the notes below, I felt like my world view was gradually collapsing.
Damn, you guys really can't find anything, can you?
The host's voice reverberated in the stadium. "Ladies and gentlemen! Distinguished guests from all over the world! The exciting moment has arrived. The semifinals, a competition that will decide the fate of the four teams, is about to begin! I am the host for this competition, Tykes Finley. First, let us introduce today's contestants: the Troll contestant from Durotar, Seragin. Darr, as usual, chose the Human race that he was most familiar with. The human contestant from Stormwind City, Hilda. Dugan still chose the Undead race that had brought him countless victories! The contestant from Undercity, Shisak? The Bone Demon, oh, the Emperor bless us, he chose the Night Elf this time! After continuously failing to choose the Human race, Mr. Shisak chose the Night Elf race that he rarely used! Was this a desperate counterattack?! The last contestant, the Night Elf contestant Van Maur? Pan Gen, oh, the Emperor's name! Random! Contestant Van Maur actually chose random! Today's competition was so interesting! The two contestants made jaw-dropping choices! The Emperor is watching you! You have to be responsible for your own choices! Let us see what kind of exciting competition these four contestants who have made it to the semifinals will bring us. Will the Troll's Human race be stronger, or the Human race's Undead race is stronger, or will the Night Elves in the hands of the Forsaken be more cunning, or will the Night Elves randomly choose an upset race? Oh my god, this competition … this competition is really testing the host … Renault! My tongue is useless, it's your turn! "
Damn it, it wasn't just Tykes' tongue that was useless, even my brain was in a knot.
"Ah Jun, Ah Jun … I feel a little dizzy."
Shallow Shallow's eyes were filled with mosquito coils as she tugged at my arm and shook it vigorously. "Who are they talking to?"
You ask me, who should I ask! Speaking of which, even Shallow Shallow was feeling dizzy. Did this competition's level of chaos really break through the sky?
At this moment, the super chaotic and painful competition had already begun. The contestants on the field had already been enveloped by a soundproof barrier to prevent the cheering from outside of the arena from disrupting their performance. Outside of the arena, the overwhelming crowd had already formed into a few camps and started cursing — this was definitely the most valiant Esports competition in history. Not only did we have a bunch of contestants who were in a mess, there was also a bunch of spectators whose combat power was N + 1. Look at that group of aunties over there, holding a huge portrait of the Troll contestant in their hands, waving it around while shouting "For the Alliance" at the top of their lungs. Look at that group of Stormwind City cheerleaders waving the Undead flag in their hands, all of them shouting "Kill the humans" in their excitement, this scene …
Director, I request for the host to be killed, is that alright?
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