The carnival was unusually lively. The ideas that the various worlds and races came up with in order to show off their strength or please the Empire were not a joke. If two or three of the programs here were taken out, X Night would be too weak.
Of course, this was a good thing, but it was also a headache. Faced with a dazzling array of shows, and each of them sounded better than the last, you would find it hard to choose between them.
I had just finished watching the original version of the second season of "Transformers" from Cybertron with my child's mother and the maid, Crow. Furthermore, I had a deep impression of the electric tricycle at the end of the show where the power cord suddenly broke. Now, I was standing at the fork in Zone C-5, discussing with Bubbles whether to watch the King of Fighters 2012 1: 1: 2 with Shiga Shrine or the Thousand Skeleton Dance from Undercity. I felt that no matter which one it was, it would be filled with a melancholy flavor.
"That …" Although it was weak, it sounded very magnetic. Chuyin, who was still confused and being pulled around by us, was hugging her precious spring onion. (To be honest, I was really curious as to why she would care so much about a spring onion, even if it was an important stage prop. Isn't that a bit too much?) She weakly expressed her opinion, "Would the skeleton dance be better?"
I looked at him in fright.
"I just feel that I like dancing better." Chuyin shrunk her neck, her big eyes still blinking.
"Are you sure? That's really more than a thousand skeletons dancing! "
Chuyin was speechless.
Alright, it seemed that Miku, who liked to sing and dance, had indeed misunderstood the dialectical relationship between the skeleton dance and the skeleton dance.
Just as we were discussing where to go next, a sudden shout from the crowd interrupted my discussion with Bubble, "Huh? Brother Director? "
I turned around and saw a certain charcoal-charred girl named Pervert fly across the sky and land at my feet with a loud thud.
I extended my hand and pulled up Shirai Kuroko, who was still releasing electricity all over her body. I sighed in my heart. As the degree of perversion gradually increased and Osaka and Mikoto's patience was rapidly wearing down, Kuroko's appearance time and lines were getting fewer and fewer.
In front of me was the Gakuen City girl group: Flower Pot, Guta, Kuroko (pronounced biantai, please add a black box around their names), and the cheapskate sister Zotian Tempest.
It seemed that their names were filled with all kinds of subtle aliases.
Ever since the opening ceremony of the carnival, I hadn't seen the four lively little girls. Later on, I found out that they had gone to the other two venues. They said that they were already very familiar with the City of Shadows and wanted to see the scenery of the other world and Mars. It seemed that they had enough of touring today.
"That, Mr. Director, this girl is —"
The always polite Flower … Chu Chun Xuli saw Chuyin, who was standing at the side and humming softly. The latter's unusual appearance and the weird green onion in her hand immediately piqued Chu Chun's curiosity.
"Chuyin Miku, a famous person from another world." I quickly introduced them to both parties, "Chuyin, these are my friends, they're like younger sisters. Osaka Mikoto, Chu Chun Xuli, and this is Zotian Tempest. Among the three of them, she's the only one with an official position in the Imperial Army. She can be considered half your superior."
The girls were all very approachable, especially Mikoto's carefree nature and Chuyin's liveliness. With someone introducing them, the girls quickly became familiar with each other.
"That, Uncle Director, did you miss out on something?"
A carbide that I had been hanging on my hand like a corpse suddenly twitched, and a depressed voice came from below.
I raised my arm and flashed the skinny girl hanging on it in front of Chuyin, "This is a pervert, a wild pervert."
"Kacha!" The veins on Blackie's forehead popped out, but she knew that she wouldn't be a match for the other party even if she didn't resist, so she rationally gave up on fighting with me. Instead, she jumped down and charged towards Osaka Mikoto, "Ah, this is such a heartbreaking misunderstanding. But as long as I have Big Sister's love, even if I'm spurned by the whole world, Blackie's passionate heart will forever burn for Big Sister …"
Boom!
This time, Blackie, you've really gone overboard. My nose tells me that you were at least seventy percent mature just now!
The lightning halo that burst forth from Mikoto's body blew Blackie back. The latter twitched twice in the air before turning into a full stop on the ground. It was Chuyin's first time seeing such a brutal way of communication. Of course, she was shocked. However, we looked as though we were used to it. Moreover, she had personally witnessed the young lady who had been sent flying by the same electric arc reviving once as if nothing had happened. Thus, she didn't exclaim in shock. Instead, she squatted down with a face full of shock and worry. She poked Blackie with her scallion and asked, "She wouldn't have died, right?"
I thought for a while and gave a very constructive suggestion, "Chuyin, why don't you cut some green onions? I feel that Blackie is still lacking something."
Everyone was silent, and Miku nervously hugged the green onion in her arms, "This … this is for everyone's cooking tonight!"
I was dumbfounded at that moment, 'Are you really going to use it to cook? My Lady Onion, don't be so naughty! '
"Okay, okay, stop bullying Blackie. Blackie, you should restrain yourself too!" Seeing that the girls' "daily" communication was almost over, I waved my hand to attract everyone's attention, "Where are you guys going?"
Blackie, who had miraculously resurrected, replied in his usual impolite tone, "Of course, we're going to the school festival! Strange uncle, don't pat my head! "
"School festival?" I immediately glanced at Osaka Mikoto, and she shot me a smile while scratching her cheek unnaturally: 80 to 90% of the students in the military academy are Osaka's younger sisters, needless to say, this trip was suggested by Osaka.
"That's great, we don't know where to go either. Do you mind if we go with you guys?"
Shirai Kuroko, who had been worried that his elder sister would come into contact with any male creatures, immediately voted against it, but unfortunately, the other three happily agreed.
Because the distance from the gathering place to the military academy was a bit far, we directly teleported to the destination to save trouble. When the white light of the teleportation gradually dissipated, soft exclamations sounded around us.
It was the exclamations of Osaka and the others: they saw a circle of vicious school clubs at first glance.
I hurriedly introduced them to the Thor spaceship platform, the laser cannon, the ecological dome plan, the prism tower, the retraction furnace, and the Red You Three.
The four girls were silent for a long time, and Mikoto finally sighed, "It seems … they really are living a very happy life."
It was obvious that they were having too much fun. Do you know how troublesome these mass-produced sisters of yours are?
But with Shallow Shallow as the honorary principal, this kind of result was actually quite normal.
"Ahem, since you said you're coming to the school festival, do you have a clear goal? Apart from the school festival, there are also many interesting activities here. " Seeing that the girls were only interested in the vicious club activities, I couldn't help but lightly cough to remind them not to forget about the time.
"Of course there is!" The outspoken Tears immediately raised his hand and replied, "Actually, Mikoto saw on the guidebook that Osaka is holding a concert today, that's why she dragged us here!"
"I'm very sorry, I suddenly remembered that I ran out of soy sauce … Hey! What are you doing! "
"Director uncle's reaction is very suspicious." Shirai Kuroko grabbed my waist and forcefully pulled me back with a mischievous smile on her face. Although she wasn't strong enough, she still managed to stop my escape plan, "Ah, those clubs really put up signs to suspend their activities!"
"Let me give you a word of advice, someone will really die!" I was still making one last effort, but just as I was about to break down, Chuyin suddenly interjected from behind: "Huh? The song on the program list … isn't it mine? "
It's over, this way, their curiosity will definitely be aroused.
Seeing my unwilling expression, Mikoto couldn't help but mutter: "Even if you're the director, this reaction is too rude. Even if the Osaka don't sing well, as their brother, you should at least support them!"
I already supported them once, silly girl! Don't let curiosity turn into curiosity!
But this reason was useless, if you haven't heard 'Disappear' sung by tens of thousands of people, you will never understand what it means to have a broken eardrum.
Because of my strong protest, I was almost misunderstood as a bad brother who turned a blind eye to his sister's hard work, and it seemed like I couldn't stop the girls, especially Mikoto's decision to go to the concert. In the end, I could only give up and risk my life to accompany my sister.
No matter what, Mikoto's guilt towards the Osaka sisters wasn't easy to make up for. She probably wanted to use this method to support her sisters — Silly girl, you'll regret it!
"You'll really regret it!"
After I was pressed down on the auditorium seats by the smiling Tears and Kuroko, I once again firmly declared to Osaka and Mikoto.
"Director brother, is the Osaka's singing really that bad?"
Hearing that I was still resisting, Mikoto immediately showed a sad expression and asked from the front row.
"You'll know in a moment."
I looked at the nearly ten thousand Osaka sisters in front of me in despair as they took their positions in a well-trained manner. They stood on the platform of the auditorium's first and second floor, forming a dense black mass.
This was just an ordinary student auditorium, but who would have thought that something terrible would happen here in a moment?
I glanced sideways at a certain young girl two seats away, and saw only anticipation on her face. Chuyin's thoughts were really pure, she was extremely happy that her song was appreciated, but young girls … Forget it, it's fine as long as it doesn't leave a psychological scar on this child.
As the time for the concert drew nearer, more and more people started to show up. These people were obviously unlucky kids who had no idea what was going on. They had received a flyer from Misaka during the school festival and were excited to attend the concert. Surprisingly, there were many familiar faces among the crowd.
"Shiga Shrine?"
I looked at a tall man passing in front of me in astonishment, and called out to him.
The tall white-haired man was stunned for a moment, and when he turned around and saw me, he immediately showed a surprised expression. "… Emperor? Why would you appear in a place like this? "
I suppressed the feeling of schadenfreude that came from seeing so many scapegoats, and tried to calm down. "I came to listen to the sisters' chorus."
"I thought you would stay in your own palace, or attend the royal ceremony." Shiga Shrine led Sharmie and Chris to a seat near us, "I didn't expect you to appear in such a commoner's place."
"What commoner? How many commoners are there in a place like the City of Shadows? Let's not talk about this first, I just saw you greet Kyo Kusanagi. Did you shake hands and make up? "
"How is that possible! That's a battle that lasted for thousands of years! " Shiga Shrine immediately revealed a serious expression, and he even looked like he was about to fight. However, he calmed down in the next second, and scratched the back of his head gloomily. "It's about time for the evaluation, and fighting at this time is a serious violation of the rules. Chris is planning to apply to be an art student in the military academy, and I want to get him registered in the City of Shadows next spring, but if he breaks the rules, it'll be over."
I was speechless.
"Excuse me for asking, when did you guys start working? Didn't I hear that apart from Orochi, you guys don't listen to anyone? "
This is something I've known for a long time. Although the worlds know of the Empire's strength, there's no lack of stubborn people in those worlds. The members of the Eight Greats are all proud and arrogant. When we first gathered the inspectors from the Space Administration, these people unanimously gave up on signing up.
When I asked this, even Sharmie showed a complicated expression. After a long time, she sighed, "I didn't expect you to not know. Not long ago, two of the [Star Field Protoss] came to our world to do the census …"
My expression instantly collapsed, "What?"
"Then, our Lord was sentenced to sixty thousand years of labor for working without a certificate and impersonating the God Realm's civil servants."
"…"
"Luckily, Shiga kept the inspector's chip that you gave us to register. We explained to the [Star Field God Realm]'s affairs officer that our world is actually a small town at the border of the Empire, and that the local [Heaven] Protoss are actually the Empire's employees. Because it's easier to manage, we gave ourselves the name 'Protoss' to prevent our Lord from being directly sent to the God Realm from being sealed."
"…"
"But in order to complete the procedures, we still had to come to the Space Administration Bureau and write a letter of introduction to the [Star Field God Realm] …"
"When I opened the letter, Shiga saw the recruitment notice of the military academy. It said that the children or blood relatives of the company's employees would be given priority to enroll …"
Shiga Shiga had been covering his face with his head lowered in silence since the beginning. Only now did he mutter, "Since our Lord has already registered for the Empire, he expressed his admiration for your Empire and your people, so we came to work."
After listening to the two streams of tears, they all said that men don't easily shed tears. That's because they haven't reached the point of pain. Let's see how many of you won't shed tears when the pain reaches a certain limit!
After being a hands-off boss for so many years, I never expected that the Space Administration Bureau would become such a cruel thing.
"This isn't surprising," Bubble was calmly eating chips in my arms. Although she claimed that it was to show the harmony between husband and wife, no matter how I looked at it, she looked more like a little girl being brought by an adult to watch a show. "A personality fragment of a planet-level consciousness, no matter how powerful it is in its own world, is still nothing to us. We only have a few dozen Type Zero battleships, what does Earth count for … Hey, hey, hey! Her dad, looks like he's going to start singing! "
Hearing that, I prepared to cover my ears without another word. In the end, this action was seen by Heizi, who was right next to me. This weird fellow seemed to have already expected this action of mine. Although she didn't understand why I was so afraid of listening to the concert of Osaka's sisters, she still decisively grabbed my arm.
In order to prevent straining Heizi, I naturally slowed down by a step. As a result, in this moment of hesitation, a wave of sound that was visible to the naked eye pushed towards us like a horizontal wall.
Wait … Wait! I still haven't …
* Buzz buzz buzz *
My weak protest only had enough time to raise my hand. I originally intended to activate the soundproof barrier the instant the Osaka's started singing, but because of Heizi's interruption, I was a step too late. In that one second of hesitation, the unprecedented chorus of "The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku" by ten thousand people rushed towards my ears. In an instant, it was as if my brain was suddenly filled with 20 kilograms of Wang Zhihe tofu, and I didn't know anything else.
At the last moment before I fell into chaos, I finally saw something from the corner of my eye that made me feel gratified. For example, the many unlucky fellows in the audience, the unlucky fellows beside me who were worried about their accounts, and the unlucky fellows who tried to stop me from covering my ears just now, and now they were killed. There were all kinds of scapegoats, all kinds of comical feelings.
He was like a small boat floating in the full-frequency sound waves created by more than nine thousand Misaka players. The entire auditorium trembled slightly because of the resonance effect. The audience in the auditorium was filled with a gloomy, gloomy atmosphere, and mournful cries could be heard everywhere.
"Big sister, grant me power …"
Heizi collapsed.
"Director Gege, so many stars, hehe, so many stars."
Tears also collapsed.
"I see … My Lord's summoning!"
Shichaka Shrine collapsed.
"Her father, take good care of our child and my figurine …"
Even the Bubble slipped out.
When all the breathing creatures in the surroundings collapsed under the full-frequency resonance of nearly ten thousand sound sources, I felt that it was time for me to leave something behind.
Sincerely,
Father God of Heaven, due to some lamentable and irresistible reasons, there is a high possibility that I will pay you a visit today — Emperor Schilling's Last Words by Chen Jun.
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