Please believe me when I say that you have to think twice before handing any matter over to Liliana.
First of all, this lass will definitely complete the mission because she is obedient.
Second of all, she will definitely complete many things outside of the mission because she has no morals at all.
I felt much better after burning the proposal, which was in every sense a scam. Then, I took Lina out of the large basket next to my desk and, ignoring the girl's frantic protests and flailing arms and legs, I pushed her down onto a chair.
"I'll leave this to you!"
"Boss, you're bullying me!"
"Nonsense! I've been the one doing all the work from morning till now! What else have you done other than messing around with such a scam proposal? " I knocked on Liliana's head. "There isn't much left anyway. Let's quickly settle these trivial matters so that we can relax for the next few days."
Liliana pursed her lips and looked at me with her big watery eyes. Unfortunately, I, who saw all kinds of lolis acting cute every day, was already immune to this level of acting cute. After flicking the head of the fake loli who had been slacking off for the entire morning, I turned around and left.
Those fellows at home who were too happy, all of them ran off early in the morning without a trace. Even Sandora ran off to look for food after hearing that there was a new chef competition at the market, leaving me and Liliana who was too sleepy to run out. In the end, when Silvers arrived and saw the only leader left in front of him, he was moved to tears, "Ah, Your Majesty, you must have been waiting for my report! This is the first day's report that I gathered yesterday, please take a look. "
… Although I know that you all saw that I was sleeping soundly and didn't want to disturb me, but this result was still a little depressing.
Usually, when I woke up in the morning, it would always be Mercury Lamp and her bunch of sisters waking me up. However, ever since the start of the carnival, even the few of them had shifted their attention away from the Heaven Chest?
"Anveena!" Although it was said that everyone had gone out to play, in fact, it was not entirely true. At least there was a maid who did not like to go out no matter what and stayed at home. After loudly calling out to a maid who was almost a part of the house, there was indeed a rustling sound coming from the large cabinet against the wall of the living room. Then, a small black head popped out from the edge of the cabinet.
When Sal saw Anveena, he exclaimed, "Medivh! Why are you here?! "
As it turned out, Anveena's cosplay skills were godly.
The big crow on the cupboard looked down and immediately swooped down. It rolled a few times on the ground before landing safely. If Medivh had acted cute in front of Terenas, maybe … maybe he would have been thrown out before he could even finish his sentence.
"Mas … Master!" In a burst of green light, Anveena, who had turned into her human form, hurriedly tidied up her clothes that were not messy. She raised her skirt and bowed to me. However, my words made her elegance evaporate completely. "Come with me to the carnival."
"Huh?" The little maid exclaimed. Then, as if she had practiced this countless times, with a "piu" sound, she scurried to the pillar next to her. Half of her body merged with the pillar. She acted as if she was there whether the pillar was there or not. "Outside … Outside what! Too secretive, Master! "
… This girl was scared to the point that she started to act cute.
I didn't say anything and just happily looked at the little ghost that didn't want to go out no matter what. Then, I suddenly shouted, "What's the fourth paragraph of the eighth section of the first chapter of the Maid's Code of Conduct!"
"Master's words must be obeyed. Master's wishes must be done. Master is always right. The world is always wrong!"
I suddenly felt that not only was the Maid Goddess who made this kind of secretive code extremely powerful, but the person who could pinpoint the specific chapter of the code was also extremely powerful. This was such a meaningless skill.
"Wu — —" After Anveena said that, she knew that there was no turning back. The maid soul burning in her body would not allow her to disobey her master's orders. Moreover, it was under the premise that her master was doing it for her own good. "Alright, Master, let Anveena prepare."
Hmph, let's see how well you can prepare! No matter what, I was going to let this little maid who had never left the house of adulthood. She only dared to go to the Shadow City to receive me when I returned from the war.
I wasn't being strict with Anveena, nor was I forcing this girl to do something she didn't like. It was just that I felt that on such an important and joyous day, when everyone else was out to play, it was too pitiful to let Anveena clean the house alone.
Even if this little ghost felt that she would only feel safe at home, I still hoped that she could come into contact with more of the outside world. No matter what, Anveena's background was filled with regrets. She was clearly a rather cheerful girl when she was alive (I occasionally guessed it during our chats), but the few years of Undead life after her death left her with an extreme fear of leaving her room. This psychological shadow was undoubtedly formed when she was surrounded by ghouls outside her room before her death. She was constantly afraid that she would die if she left her room. Now, this only psychological shadow still lingered in her heart. Even if she didn't say it out loud, I could feel the fear in Anveena's heart.
The psychologist Liliana told me that being indifferent on the outside was the main culprit that worsened all kinds of mental illnesses. Cough cough, this sentence could still be heard if it was slightly modified.
In short, I had to think of a way to let Anveena gradually learn to walk out of her room and experience the joy of being under the sun again. Only then would she be able to say goodbye to the last piece of darkness in her heart. This girl had already suffered too much. Since she now saw me as her master, then I had the responsibility to free her from her shackles.
At the very least, when she was by her master's side, she wouldn't be so afraid of outsiders … Can I retract my previous thoughts?
"Anveena, do you really need to do this?"
Walking on the crowded plaza, I looked at the huge cage in my hands and felt a headache coming on.
The gazes gathered around me were getting stranger and stranger.
Curled up in the huge birdcage with its wings tightly covering its head, a certain huge crow let out a girl's voice. The voice was urgent, as if it was trying to hypnotize itself, "I'm not afraid, I'm a crow, I'm not afraid, I'm a crow …"
An old man carrying a canary birdcage walked over from the side. Looking at the badge on his chest, he should be a transmigrator inspector from some kind of world. The old man obviously didn't recognize me, but he recognized the bird, "As expected of someone from the Empire, to be able to walk such a big bird. This crow must have three to five hundred years of cultivation, right? "
Anveena shivered even more and curled up into a big black ball in the cage, "You can't see me, I'm a crow. You can't see me, I'm a crow!"
Whether you're a crow or not has nothing to do with being invisible, understand? Go back and study junior high physics!
"Oh … Master, there are so many people here!"
After being glared at by me, Anveena immediately shivered even more. This time, she didn't even dare to speak, and directly used a mental connection to speak to me.
I've heard that claustrophobia is very, very powerful, but looking at it now, open phobia isn't weak either.
The old man on the side didn't leave yet, "Young man, don't be so fierce to birds. Raising birds is like raising a heart. These little fellows are very afraid of noise, although your bird is a bit big …"
I was about to cry, "Old man, if there's nothing else, you can go over there and chat with Cao Xueqin, I'm really not a bird!"
It took me a lot of effort to coax the old man away. While I was lamenting how the Space Administration still had such an old employee, and how the unit didn't even implement a retirement system, I looked at Anveena with a headache as she put herself in the cage to create a "sense of security".
I was completely defeated by this fellow. Normally, when there was no one around, it was already so difficult to get her to come out. Today, there were so many people outside, it was already a miracle that I could get her to leave the house, so let's not worry about whether she's a crow or not.
Sighing in resignation, I carried the big cage with Anveena on my shoulder and began to walk the bird … walking the maid.
On a small stage that I passed by, a group of alchemists were performing all kinds of strange material exchange methods from different worlds, causing the crowd to cheer. I peeked over my shoulder, and as expected, a certain crow girl with her head covered with wings peeked out her beady eyes, curiously looking at the movements on the stage.
Although she was afraid, Anveena was still very curious about the outside world and yearned for it. If I didn't even confirm this point before forcefully bringing this girl who was afraid of going out out, then it wouldn't be in line with my style.
"Anveena, don't worry, I'm by your side, so just relax and take a look at the outside world."
I said this to Anveena through the mental connection. At the same time, I felt another pair of curious eyes peering at the outside world in the mental world. Little Xijing had also woken up at this moment. After waking up her angel mother, the little fellow began to "look" at the outside world through the white halo on my hand. Coaxing the maid and taking care of his daughter, I felt like a super nanny.
"Thank you, Master," Anveena's voice sounded intermittently, "I understand Master's intentions. I'm sorry, I was too willful …"
I smiled in relief. Compared to Bubble, Lin Xue, and Liliana, those three scourges, you can be considered as a model of morality.
Carrying the crow on my shoulder, the maid wandered in the sea of joy, ignoring the comments of the surrounding people like "That guy walking his bird is really good". Occasionally, I would respond to the nestling call in the mental world and explain new things to the curious Little Xijing. This kind of play seemed to be quite interesting.
However, when I was halfway there, my attention was suddenly attracted by a petite figure that was staggering as she rushed over.
It was a girl wearing a silver-gray top that seemed to have been modified from a sailor suit, a black miniskirt, and black stockings. Her sleeves had unique mechanical decorations, and she had a very exaggerated green ponytail. She looked refreshing and lively, and what was even more eye-catching was that she was tightly hugging a large onion in her arms as she staggered over …
It was a non-GMO product sold in the supermarkets of the City of Shadows. Because it was planted near the World Tree, it was unusually large, and Osaka loved to call it the "King of Onions" … Erm, it was a green onion.
You've only been in the City of Shadows for such a short period of time, but Miku, have you already changed into new equipment?
Without a doubt, this girl who was rushing over was definitely Hatsune Miku!
With a feeling of speechlessness and surprise, I watched as this girl carrying a green onion rushed over from the front. However, I had already calculated her position in advance. When she reached my side, I accurately extended my hand and pulled Hatsune Miku up.
Looking at the way she was running over, it was about time for her to fall. Are there city enforcement officers chasing after you?
"Thank … Thank you!"
The girl who was almost prostrating on the ground jumped up like a startled rabbit. Then, she hurriedly bowed to me to express her gratitude. Behind her head, her ankle-length ponytails danced briskly.
"Don't run … I won't hurt you!"
A shout from afar stunned me, and the girl carrying the green onion in front of me instantly turned pale with fright.
Looking around, she realized that she had already run into the open square with no place to hide. She was so anxious that she was about to cry.
On the other hand, I stared blankly at a little girl rushing over from the other side of the square. She was dressed the same as Chuyin, who was hugging a spring onion and shivering beside me, except that she was a size smaller.
"Haha … I've caught up to you!" "Little Chuyin" rushed to the square and stood still. Not bothering to tidy up her messy clothes, she held a green onion in each hand and put it in a blocking position. Could this be the legendary Two Onion Flow?
The original Hatsune Miku, who was being chased all the way, had a determined expression on her face. She tightly held the green onion in her hand, which I didn't know was going to be used as a prop for singing or for cooking at home. She put it on her waist and put it in the starting position of the Green Onion Plucking Technique. Instantly, the air was filled with a faint kitchen smell.
"Wuwuwu, this world is so scary. Even such a cute green onion has become such a scary thing."
In the cage, Anveena continued to curl up into a ball. She had already sunk into the hell of green onions.
At this moment, I finally couldn't bear to watch any longer. Just as Chuyin, who was ten meters away, took out another green onion from her personal space and made the Three Flowing Onion Hand Gesture, I decisively charged forward and took off the wig on the other party's head.
"Bubble, you took half a day off from me just to do this?!"
You guys didn't see wrongly. The little girl who had been chasing Chuyin for god knows how long, and even performed the Two Onion Flow and the Three Onion Flow in the square, dressed in cosplay, was the mother of my child who was so otaku that she was about to be deeply poisoned.
"Huh? Her dad? So you're here too? "
From the start, didn't you see a second creature other than Chuyin?
Holding back the urge to give her thirteen consecutive karate blows, I put the gloomy Bubble under my armpit and sent her to Miku, who was still in shock. "Apologize to her!"
"Huh?" Chuyin was confused by the changes in the situation in front of her. She let out a surprised cry. When she realized that the demon who had been chasing her for the whole morning was really subdued, she immediately begged for help as if she had found her savior. "Please … please save everyone! Everyone has been captured by this terrifying cross-dressing freak! "
I: "…"
"Her dad, listen to my explanation! This is just a little bit of research interest! "
"Interest my ass!"
I clenched my fists and punched Bubble's head. "What the hell are you doing?!"
Bubble pouted and looked at me with tears in her eyes. She lowered her head and muttered, "It's really just research. I made them wear all kinds of clothes, made all kinds of poses, took all kinds of photos, and then … Slurp slurp … Then posted it on all kinds of websites … Slurp slurp slurp …"
The first half of the sentence was normal, but when it came to the second half, this girl couldn't help but drool.
"Hehe, hehe, there's also this and that, this and that. Original material, definitely original material. I, Bubble, want to unify AB and AB, and dominate the world of ACG … Slurp … Hehehe, Mercury Lamp and the others are too cunning, it's still easier to catch them without any combat power … Ah, it hurts!"
I retracted my karate hand and pressed down on Bubble's head to apologize to Chuyin, whose head was full of question marks. "I'm very sorry for causing you such trouble. Your brothers and sisters are already safe. Please don't misunderstand, it really wasn't intentional!"
But it was definitely intentional by Bubble.
"Huh?" Chuyin had been in a state of confusion since just now. Now that she looked at me for a long time, she finally remembered something. The expression on her face gradually became rich, until she finally exclaimed in surprise, "Ah! Aren't you … Aren't you the one who gave the speech … His Majesty the Emperor? "
Don't be so shocked at the beginning, and only ask questions in such a troubled tone when confirming my identity! Do you think it's easy for a passerby like me?
"That's right, I'm that 'Eh'." I nodded my head gloomily. Chuyin reacted for a long time before finally remembering something. She quickly stood at attention, "Ah, that, that, World EW365Q42F, that … what was that called again … Ah, Inspector, Trainee Inspector Chuyin Miku, and … and then that …"
At this moment, I was full of tears. The employees ranged from the cage-carrying old grandpas in Beijing to the youthful and energetic Chuyin Miku, from the immortal witch C.C. to the alchemy genius Edward Eric. As expected of the Space Administration's Personnel Department, Shallow Shallow single-handedly organized the department. Do you guys pick people based on throwing dice?
The encounter with Chuyin was just a small interlude. However, in view of the psychological trauma that the child's mother had caused to the poor girl, I couldn't just leave her alone. Thus, for the rest of the journey, I volunteered to be the guide and led Chuyin around the carnival.
I had a large metal cage with crows on my shoulder, and I was holding the hand of an otaku loli who was constantly looking around and spouting shocking things. Behind me was an onion warrior who had a panicked expression on his face. Even among all the strange visitors from other worlds, such a team would be considered unique. I felt that any random artist would be able to draw an oil painting for our team. The title of the painting would be "That Year, That Person, That Bird, That Onion."
I would add a line of words under the painting: Narrating the story of man and nature …
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