I didn't know who the organizer of this race was, but I was sure that the careless Osaka was treated like a god by her sisters.
The biggest dark horse in history, who was armed with tens of thousands of horsepower, who could destroy a star with his left eye and destroy the world with his right eye, who could roar out 2012 with a single roar, lost to a bunch of ordinary people in a long-distance race …
The reason: She wasn't as tall as the finishing line.
This was too f * cking funny.
When Sandora sensed that something was wrong and quickly teleported to the field, she carried our little cat-eyed sister back. The little girl didn't seem to have reacted yet, and her eyes were staring blankly in front of her. Only when I reached out and pinched the little girl's cheeks did Visca turn her head to look in my direction.
"Wu …"
The little girl's blood-red eyes were quickly filled with tears, and in the next second, she cried out loud, "Wahhh … Brother …"
This scene was really heartbreaking and tearful. I reckoned that after today, Visca's resentment towards her own height would reach an unprecedented level. At the very least, she should be tall enough to reach the finishing line, right?
The little girl, who could express her emotions more easily than her sister, was still crying. Of course, this was because she was right next to us. If Sandora didn't pick her up in time, I'm afraid that Visca wouldn't be crying right now. Instead, she would be throwing Spatial Bombs all over the field. At the same time, the field was still silent. The strange scene just now challenged everyone's funny point, but everyone had heard about how terrifying this little girl was. As a result, the tens of thousands of people in the field were holding back their tonsillitis.
"Ahem, there's no need to worry." Sandora took the initiative to step forward. Her majestic voice echoed throughout the arena, but everyone could hear the strange tone in her voice. "My sister needs some time to adjust her mood. The competition will continue."
"About that, Visca, it's nothing." Seeing that the field was gradually returning to order, I began to comfort the sad 1.2m man. I caressed the latter's hair as I comforted him, "Actually, you are the first one to reach the finish line, it's just that the rules … Cough cough, height, I actually quite like the 1.2m Visca."
"That's right, that's right." Beside her, Shallow Shallow had the self-awareness of an older sister and quickly chimed in. "Don't mind it, you've been through this for the past tens of thousands of years anyway …"
Everyone: "…"
Viska let out a sob and cried even harder.
This idiot lass was touching my sore spot! How can you expose my weakness like that?
"I always feel that you are such a happy family," Bryndis looked at our interaction with a rich expression. I didn't know if her tone was mocking or a little envious. However, with this female hooligan's personality, she probably added more to the mess. "Oh, don't you have a 1.1m tall guy next to you? You're the one who hasn't grown in your entire life, but this little girl has been this tall for two lifetimes. "
Visca immediately raised his head and looked at Liliana, who was eating chips. Then, he suddenly smiled through his tears. "We won!"
Liliana's mouth was stuffed with chips and she almost choked on her food. After coughing for a while, the priestess looked at the crowd with a broken expression. "What the heck! Getting shot while lying down? "
For the sake of world peace, you can be a target this time!
At that moment, I suddenly heard light footsteps behind me, followed by Pandora's voice. "Brother."
I turned my head and saw Pandora looking at Visca with her big, gray eyes. I wasn't sure if it was an illusion, but there seemed to be a flash of sympathy in those originally emotionless eyes.
"It was just an accident, ha." I scratched the back of my head and carried Visca down from my lap. "Two people and three legs, right? What lot did you draw? "
I had just learned about the rules of drawing lots for two people and three legs from Osaka, who was passing by. It was actually a modified version of the normal two people and three legs. Of course, there were differences between the two. In this event, there was no fixed team. You needed to draw lots and choose your partner from the same faction according to the restrictions on the paper. This way, the newly formed team naturally wouldn't have practiced working together before. Everyone knew how difficult it was for two people to work together for the first time in a two people and three legs event that required coordination. When I was in the fifth grade, Shallow Shallow pulled a muscle like this. The moment the starting gun sounded, the energetic girl sprinted forward with the speed of a hundred-meter sprint.
I shook my head and tried my best to throw away some painful memories. Then, I looked at Pandora curiously. Her event was about to start, and she should have just drawn lots and was looking for a partner. However, the rules stated that one could only find a partner from the same faction. What was this girl doing in the audience?
"It can't be compared."
Pandora said concisely. Then, she sat beside Visca with a straight face, leaving Sandora and I to look at each other in dismay.
Two minutes later, I finally realized something.
Pandora's height was the same height as most people's waists and even the legs of other contestants.
If it was two people and three legs, Pandora's entire body would be tied to someone else's leg …
After realizing this point, I started sweating profusely. Sandora, who was beside me, also had a look of realization. I quickly covered her mouth.
Certain words that were said would lead to 2012. But then again, Pandora actually returned to the resting area with a straight face and didn't throw two Quantum Bombs on the stage. Should I praise my sister for finally using her brain to control her muscles?
"Fortunately, everyone here is on the same side." The big sister sighed. "We avoided the end of the world."
In the first school festival sports competition of the Military Academy, the twin sisters' second event was also a crushing defeat. Moreover, what was even more tragic than Veska, who ran directly under the finishing line, was that Pandora was eliminated without even having the right to enter the field.
After sighing at the lucky survival of the world, the big sister glanced at the sea of people in the arena. "I didn't expect Pandora to be so unlucky … Hm, speaking of which, it shouldn't be because of me, right?"
I glanced at the suspicious big sister and shook my head firmly.
If the big sister's curse was really leaked, would Pandora and her sister be the unlucky ones? The spearmen of Avalon's Einherjar Legion had already gone back and forth from the Temple of Valhalla more than ten times. Those poor children were now used by the Grand Temple as a living barometer for fortune and misfortune.
The two consecutive events caused not only Visca, who was full of enthusiasm at the beginning, but also Pandora to become slightly more serious. At first, she was only forced to participate in this boring event by her willful sister. But now, she realized that there was a high possibility that she would lose to a group of weak ordinary creatures under all kinds of unexpected circumstances. This situation made our great general very worried.
When the big sister and I returned to our seats, the two little girls' halftime break had already ended. They seemed to have just finished a serious discussion. The two of them had an extremely rare aura of being united against a common enemy.
This was extremely rare for two little guys who fought each other every three days and one big fight every five days.
"The next event is a borrowed object race, right?" I reached out and rubbed Pandora and Visca's little heads. "What plan did you guys come up with?"
I felt that the previous situation wouldn't happen again. At least Osaka, who was in charge of organizing the race, should have already eliminated the potential dangers. At the very least, the finishing line should be below Pandora's, right?
If it wasn't eliminated, the end of the world would really come.
"Big brother, wait for us!"
Visca jumped up and shouted at me. Then, under everyone's shocked gazes, he pulled his big sister and ran to the changing room not far away.
"What are they doing?"
The big sister looked curiously in the direction that the two disappeared in, then looked at the few people who were there just now with a puzzled gaze.
"Who knows?" The bored Icetis shrugged. "They were just whispering mysteriously. Let's not talk about this. Chen, I'm so bored! It's such a lively festival. Don't you think it's a pity that one or two enthusiastic people who block the road and rob people are missing? "
I: "… Are there such kind of enthusiastic people in the world?!"
Icetis' speechless personality was the biggest headache for me. She had just behaved herself for less than a day and she was already uncomfortable to the point that she couldn't sit still anymore. However, the only thing worth rejoicing was that with Sandora around, we could more or less keep this goddess who could cause trouble at any time. Sandora knew Icetis' weakness like the back of her hand.
"Big brother! We're done! " A familiar voice that seemed to have some sort of mixing effect sounded from afar, interrupting Icetis and my heated discussion about "whether blocking the road and robbing people is something that enthusiastic people like to see". I was momentarily stunned, then I raised my head in a daze.
As expected, a sweet and cute tall girl with long black hair was sprinting in my line of sight. Her back was facing the setting sun, and her smile was like a flower.
The most vicious existence in history, Pandora Godzilla …
These two girls' resentment towards their height finally broke through their rationality, causing them to be willing to expose the secret of their [Body Fusion] in order to use their "normal height" to participate in this competition that had already left them with two painful memories? Furthermore, they had even prepared the clothes for their [Body Fusion]. Usually, they would keep them in their personal space. Had these two girls been preparing for this day?
"Err, Ah Jun, who is this girl?"
The big sister was obviously in a daze. She looked at the "tall girl" who was happily rubbing herself against my chest with a face full of suspicion. Beside her, other than Sandora who seemed to be in deep thought, everyone else was looking at her as if she was judging a judgment.
Even Shallow Shallow was beginning to grind her little canine teeth.
"As expected of a man who doesn't reject anyone."
Miss Amasaka let out a long sigh and hugged Ilya. "Ilya, did you see that? Your big brother is such a salty uncle."
"Wuwuwu, Ilya is so sad …"
Hey! The two of you better stop before you go too far!
Fortunately, just as I was sweating profusely, not knowing how to introduce this "tall girl", Sandora had already noticed something was amiss. With a smile of relief, our Queen, whose eyes were like torches, chuckled. "How did the two of you become one?"
The "unfamiliar" girl immediately revealed an embarrassed expression — this was the expression of Visca's personality — as she clasped her hands together and muttered, "At least I'm taller like this …"
Everyone: "…"
The pitiful Gaia at the side didn't even say much, and now, he was back to "Now Loading" again.
The misunderstanding was easily resolved. The girl who had just appeared was naturally a brand new creature formed from the fusion of Pandora and Veska. The big sisters and the others clicked their tongues in wonder as they looked at the girl who was a little introverted but had a pair of quick-witted eyes. They all expressed that Darwin was really weak.
It was this girl's name that made me spurt a mouthful of dog blood on the screen: Pandora Godzilla, this nonsensical name was something that I gave "her" on a whim. At that time, it made Pandora and Visca quite resentful. But now, it seems that the two of them took it seriously. When Icetis asked "her" name out of curiosity, the girl pursed her lips and said the name "Pandora Godzilla".
The next second, I was surrounded by a powerful crowd.
"What a mystical sister." Miss Enaka stared at everything with her mouth agape. Her gaze focused on the girl who had become a stranger after the fusion. Then, she glanced at me. "Perverted big brother."
You must have misunderstood something! These two little girls fused together for the sake of growing taller. Why did they have to connect it with me?
"I really don't know how you did it," Sandora said with an amused expression. "Although the Shiring Apostles could theoretically be converted into an energy state for deep fusion, you two are the only ones who dared to try it and succeeded. Is the Long Man's resentment really that powerful?"
The girl who was surrounded by the crowd was already embarrassed. "I told you not to come out like this …"
It seemed that the main personality this time was Pandora.
The amalgamated girl felt awkward under the friendly teasing gazes around her, especially when there were also Bryndis and Lina, the two shameless guys. Originally, after Pandora and Weska fused together, her personality tended to be more introverted and shy. Using the formula to convert, it would be: (3 no loli + lively little girl)/2 = Pandora and Godzilla. In the end, after being surrounded by a group of unscrupulous onlookers, the two (?) Immediately, he fled in panic.
"Resentment is indeed a powerful thing."
Seeing the girl rushing towards the competition field, Shiro Omiya, who had personally witnessed Uncle B being dismembered due to his height, muttered with a cold sweat on his face.
"But it was Pandora and Visca who signed up for the competition." The elder sister said, "Is it really okay to suddenly change the contestants to Pandora and Godzilla?"
I thought for a moment and broke out in a cold sweat. "In other words … the two little girls have already lost the right to compete?"
The first round was when they crossed the finish line, the second round was when they were about to draw the lots and prepare to form a team, and the third round was when they were disqualified before they even got on the field. What happened to the little general who used to be awe-inspiring on the battlefield today (no mistake!)?
But what happened next proved that Big Sister's worries were unnecessary. Or rather, our expectations of the Misaka Student Council that organized this school festival were too high. Pandora and Godzilla walked onto the stage without anyone knowing her. She replaced Pandora and Weska, who were absent due to some reason, with just a single sentence. Looking at the girl who had finally reached the height of a normal human, she stood proudly in front of the lottery box and waved her hand with a victorious smile. I suddenly felt that after the Misaka students graduated from this school, they would become nearly ten thousand outstanding imperial military officers. None of them were reliable.
However, what was unexpected was that after they had finished reporting and drawn their lots, they ran over again in a short while.
"What's wrong?"
I looked confusedly at the girl in front of me. She blushed and raised the paper in her hand.
There was a line of small, crooked words on it. I was fortunate enough to have seen Medea mark homework before, so I immediately knew that it was Osaka 10086's handwriting: "Your most important thing."
"Brother."
The girl lowered her head and muttered in a barely audible voice.
Sandora and Shallow Shallow exchanged glances, then their sharp gazes swept over Jingle. Then, they said in unison: "We have to add another one!"
"What? What? Does it have something to do with Jingle? "
The little guy poked his little head out of the bag of chips in confusion and shouted loudly with his face full of chips.
What about me? To be honest, I was a little touched at this moment.
What a vulgar plot. A young girl participates in a loaner race, then draws the tag of the most perverted person in the game, and then shyly runs over to find me. But when it really happened to me, I was still overwhelmed by Pando … pfft … Pando Godzilla's adorable expression.
A shy girl, a small piece of paper with the words "Your most important thing" written on it, and a circle of meaningful gazes all around me. This was probably what it meant to be happy and painful at the same time. Fine, it really hurt, Shallow Shallow! Don't bite my artery!
"Brother, can I?"
The girl finally grew to the point where she could look her brother in the eye. She had a hopeful yet cautious expression as she asked in a low voice.
What else could I say? Although I knew that I would definitely be bitten by all sorts of vicious words when I returned, I decisively nodded my head in surrender.
"Yeah!" The girl nodded happily and then came over to grab my arm …
I instantly felt that something was off when I saw this rather familiar hand gesture that I hadn't seen for a very long time. As expected, the next second, the horizon in front of me turned vertical.
"Brother is the best! So, you must win! "
As though to encourage herself, the girl shouted with great vigor. This time, it was obvious that Visca's personality was the one leading the emotions, and the one executing the action was Pandora.
Is this such a familiar Lolita express train?
Hey! I say, didn't we say that everyone's physical attributes have been compressed to the standard of a human's? This kind of weird loli who can carry an adult and run on the field is completely breaking the rules! Referee! Committee! I object! I request to check the energy suppression system on these two little fellows!
"Because we are in the combined state," the girl under Visca's control chuckled and said in my ear while carrying me. "Right now, our growth isn't limited to just our height!"
What the heck! This works too!
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