I wanted to refund my ticket, but Shallow Shallow definitely wouldn't let me …
Thus, it seemed like I had no choice but to enjoy the historical drama that this little brat had scribbled out.
However, looking at the sea of people around me, these unlucky people who had been tricked into coming here by the "Mother of the Empire, personally directed by the Azeroth Salvation Army, and adapted from the most touching fairy tale in human history" and so on, thinking about how many people would die with me today, I suddenly felt that everything wasn't as bad as it seemed.
At the very most, I would just enjoy the scene of people foaming at the mouth as today's drama.
Just as he was letting his imagination run wild, the gentle sound of a harp suddenly came from the back of the empty stage. The crowd that had been chatting immediately quieted down. Following the activation of the soundproof force field, the open-air theater instantly became silent.
Only the faint harp sound became clearer and clearer, as though it was coming from all directions, filling the ears of the listeners.
I was waiting for Snow White to ride the Dodge Tomahawk and charge onto the stage in her mobile armor, shouting my name, Samus, but I was instantly stunned.
Such beautiful music actually appeared at the beginning of a drama written by Shallow Shallow, this … could it be that my Shallow Shallow's brain was working normally this time?
"Ding dong, ding dong." The melodious and sobbing harp sound gradually rose, and finally became an ethereal music that reverberated throughout the entire theater. At the same time, the curtains on the stage slowly opened, and immediately, soft gasps of surprise sounded from all around.
The Water Cube … cough cough, considering the copyright issues, it's better not to use such an image to describe it.
A crystal-clear pool of water appeared on the stage. It was obviously bound to the stage by magic because I noticed that there wasn't any glass on the surface of the "water". The bottom of the pool of water was arranged with seaweed, seashells, and sand. It was obvious that it was simulating the scene at the bottom of the ocean. In the center of this beautiful magical water, a beautiful figure was playing a harp. As the curtains parted, she cast a breathtaking glance at the audience below the stage.
The narration began, "It is said that in the depths of the endless blue ocean, there lives a beautiful and kind creature. Under the calm moon, a lucky sailor would see this beautiful creature resting on the reef and be intoxicated. They call this beautiful creature a mermaid, and our protagonist is such a mermaid princess..."
I watched on silently and turned to Shallow Shallow with tears in my eyes. "What happened to Snow White?"
Although I knew that the script you wrote would go off topic sooner or later, I never thought that you wouldn't be on topic in the first minute! Although I know that Isana has a good relationship with you, please at least think about basic logic when writing the script! What does Snow White have to do with that stupid saltwater fish?
Shallow Shallow giggled foolishly at me, as if she had no idea what was going on. Then, she turned her head back to watch the show.
No matter what the script was like, Isana was still quite professional on stage, and she seemed to be very into the character. This could be considered as her natural performance. After all, she was a mermaid princess. So what if she screwed me over? At worst, I'll just treat her as the daughter of the sea!
However, this beautiful thought came to an abrupt end the moment Isana stood up and turned off the audio player under the harp.
… Director, I demand that the stage manager be fired!
"The mermaid princess is the Mermaid King's youngest daughter, and also the most obedient one," the narration continued in a tone as soft as boiled water. "However, she is not loved by her family. On the contrary, she is bad at school, not good at sports, and is often expelled from special classes. Even playing the harp requires an audio player, the mermaid princess is often abused by her siblings and stepmother. The Mermaid King thinks that a daughter like this will not be able to find a good job when she grows up, so he doesn't even give the poor little princess any food to eat. The mermaid princess is a noble of the sea, but she lives a life of hunger and cold like a commoner..."
Isana flicked her tail and flattened a small shrimp that passed by, then grabbed it and stuffed it into her mouth.
"… The starving little princess has no choice but to train her hunting skills..."
Faint sobbing sounds could be heard from below the stage, but I don't think they were moved to such an extent.
In any case, I was in despair at this overly realistic script, completely in despair!
"Due to the lack of oxygen at the bottom of the sea, according to the third paragraph on page 17 of the fourth book of junior high school physics, out of the three essential ingredients for combustion, the mermaid princess could not light a fire to cook, so she could only eat raw food. At the young age of sixteen, she suffered from many gastrointestinal diseases, such as duodenal ulcers and chronic gastritis. Years of poor diet and vitamin B deficiency also caused her to suffer from bleeding gums..."
It was too early for me to despair just now. Can't I despair again? Shallow Shallow, did everything you memorized during your compulsory education condense into this script?
"Until one day, the prince came." While I was retorting, the narration suddenly said, "This prince really just popped up for the sake of the plot."
The magical water on the stage took up an extremely large area, and one end of it was even directly connected to the part of the narration that was blocked by the curtain. At first, I thought that it was a channel to pour water into, but now I realized that it was actually a river.
Amidst the resonant fisherman's song, our prince rowed a rubber boat out from behind the stage. His Highness was wearing a large conical bamboo hat, and he was carrying a fishing rod...
I didn't dare to imagine the ridiculous scene below, but that ridiculous prince still unswervingly set the fishing rod above Isana.
"His Highness, who came to the sea to relieve his boredom, scattered the bait. The starving mermaid princess couldn't endure the hunger and swallowed the bait in one gulp."
Director! I want to learn how to fish! I want to learn how to fish for girls! So the mermaid princess was fished up after all that effort?
The prince, who had been wearing the conical bamboo hat all along, was now showing his face for the first time since he started acting. After Isana was pulled up onto the stage by the fishing line, His Highness took off his bamboo hat. I instantly sucked in a breath of cold air. Kael'thas! Don't you have anything else to do?
"Sigh, it's a pity that she's not a fish."
The prince on the stage and the mermaid princess who was fished up stared at each other for a while. The prince shook his head regretfully and then let go of the mermaid princess. With a plop, the mermaid princess fell back into the water.
The audience below the stage was infuriated. Idiot! Don't give it to me!
Monina, who was sitting at the back, couldn't hold it in anymore. She leaned over and muttered, "If I were the prince's mother, I would definitely stuff her back into the water to be reborn."
Oh oh oh, it's here again. Monina's bold speech!
What I couldn't understand was that even at this point in the script, the narration was still calm. "After the prince left, the mermaid princess fell into a lovesickness. She couldn't forget the first man who gave her food and chose to release her after catching her. However, she knew that she couldn't fall in love with a human. It was too strenuous for a fish tail to jump on the ground.
However, the princess, who couldn't bear the pain of lovesickness, knew that there was someone who could help her, and that was the old witch outside the palace. The witch could create a miraculous medicine. After consuming this medicine, the mermaid race would be able to break free from Grandpa Darwin's shackles and become people who could walk on land.
However, the old witch was extremely greedy. She demanded that the mermaid princess use her voice or the entire kingdom's wealth in exchange for the medicine. The mermaid princess was in agony when faced with this choice, but to end the pain of lovesickness, the kind little princess made her own choice. On a dark and windy night, the little princess killed the Mermaid King, her stepmother, seventeen brothers and sisters, and her entire family of seven aunts and more than a hundred relatives. She stole all of their treasures … "
At this moment, the entire audience was silent. I listened to the narration with my mouth agape. I sweated profusely. This must have been written when Shallow Shallow's personality changed!
"However, what saddened the princess was that in the process, the witch who could create the divine medicine was scared to death."
The audience continued to remain silent.
"The little princess could only drink all the medicine in the old witch's laboratory in an attempt to find a way to become human …"
Princess, you're so magnanimous!
"Fortunately, the little princess succeeded! She obtained a pair of legs! "
The Water Cube on the stage disappeared in a flash of light. Isana, who had just finished her self-destruction and had drunk a thousand cups of wine, disappeared from the audience's sight. In their place was the legged version of Princess Jaina, who was standing there.
I say, do you guys really have nothing better to do? Are you all here to join in on the fun of Shallow Shallow's ridiculous script?
"The mermaid princess was overjoyed when she regained her new life. She decided to make a clean break with her previous life. Thus, she gave herself a new name, Snow White. Oh my god, I've finally come back … Ah, sorry, sorry, that wasn't in the narration!"
The audience: "…"
Me: "…"
I really didn't expect Shallow Shallow to still remember this! Also, the narration was so cute.
At this point, the plot had completely changed to a deceptive route. Snow White, who had obtained a new life, walked on the earth and successfully learned the way of life of humans. She also found out the direction of the castle where the prince lived. Thus, she began to excitedly head towards the castle. On the way, Snow White encountered many difficulties and obstacles. There were lions, snakes, and eagles that wanted to attack the princess. The weak princess was of course not a match for these beasts. In any case, I don't believe it. In a very critical moment, seven warriors of a different race appeared and saved Princess Sama who was in danger.
They were seven kind dwarves. Seven hardworking dwarves. Seven dwarves who gathered ores for a living and got along well with the animals in the forest. Seven …
Seven dwarves with Magni? The leader of the dwarves was a bronze-bearded dwarf. His muscles were even rounder than his head. His entire body was covered with steel plates as thick as a tank's armor. He held a mountain axe in one hand and a hammer in the other. When he moved, he was like a bunch of moving metal blocks. The moment he appeared, he smashed dozens of lions away.
… Snow White, you want to establish the Seven Dragons Gang of the Black Sea Coast?
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios Amidst the marching music that suddenly became impassioned, Jaina on the stage led the Iron Stove Castle's Seven Dragons Gang on a grand adventure. Now, I no longer had any hope for the plot, but it seemed like it could still be viewed as a martial arts film. Magni, wielding the King of the Hill set, swung his hammer down and smashed away the lions, tyrannosaurus, mammoths and baleen whales that were created using magic puppet technology. The lightning in Snow White's hand flashed, sweeping away the intercepting troops sent by a vicious queen who was a serious pedophile in the castle. The other six dwarves let out a deafening roar and annihilated the mixed forces of Grandmother Wolf, Witch of the North Wind, Ice Queen, Anubis, Grass Mud Horse, Doctor Octopus and so on. There were a total of eighteen waves of villains. On the huge stage, smoke rose from all directions. Wearing a battle robe and holding the Heart of the Rising Sun, Snow White even had the Iron Cross Emblem on her chest. She led her dwarven army to fight from all over the country, expanding the territory and quickly conquering the prince's country. They formed an alliance with the Vikings and Pac-Men from the nearby countries who were oppressed by the evil queen and started a final battle on the plains in front of the castle.
It was an extremely fierce battle. Unfortunately, four dwarves were killed in the battle. So the remaining three, with tears of grief in their eyes, all switched to muskets under the suggestion of the dwarf leader, Magni, and changed the name of the gang from Black Coast Seven Dragons to Three Musketeers …
"Bryan, my kind dwarf, what should we do now?"
On the stage, Snow White, who was at a disadvantage, leaned on her long sword tiredly and looked forward with determination in her eyes.
"Please don't be discouraged, Your Highness," Dwarf No. 3, who had changed his profession to Musketeer, replied gruffly, "Please look at the battle map. This battlefield is suitable for us to attack head-on. Right now, there are only three main routes of attack, and it's difficult for them to take care of each other. Big Brother, Second Brother, and I will go to the front, and the enemy will definitely not be able to block all of them. You see, this is the top, this is the middle, and this is the bottom … Our target is the Queen who is standing here, but killing the minions on the way is a problem. We don't have enough manpower, and we don't know if the Queen has the ability to catch people …"
This is the story of Tang Seng leading the Three Musketeers to play DOTA, right?
The narration started: "After a difficult battle, Her Highness and her three apprentices finally defeated eighty-one demons, and arrived in front of the evil Queen."
"Bang …" It was obvious that the author of the play couldn't make up any more stories and rushed to write the final battle. After a puff of smoke, the evil Queen appeared fully armed — Cirvanas!! Go home and fix your elevator!
"Evil Queen!" Magni held an iron hammer in his hand and looked at Cirvanas, who was playing the role of the Queen, with a face of helplessness and a fierce expression. "You will pay for your elevator … Ahem, for the violence you committed against my five brothers!"
Bryan, who was beside him, hurriedly reminded in a low voice: "Big Brother, it's four — I'm still alive!"
"But I fell down five times!" Magni raised his voice and shouted.
Everyone below the stage was confused. I was about to faint from the shock.
Cirvanas' face darkened. I could see her eyebrows twitching even from afar. I had some understanding of Cirvanas' personality. She definitely didn't have the same interest in this kind of farce as Magni. Needless to say, she was also coerced by Shallow Shallow into acting. Right now, Magni's actions were obviously challenging Cirvanas' last line of conscience — for the sake of the Empire, don't embarrass Azeroth!
"Swoosh!"
Cirvanas raised his hand slightly, and before anyone could see what was going on, a weakened version of Shadow Shot tore through the air. After drawing a strange arc in the air, an arrow quivered as it stuck itself near Magna's anus.
"Ohhhhh!!! Evil Queen, watch my iron hammer! "
"Swoosh swoosh!"
"Big Senior!"
"Third Brother, hold on!"
"Big Brother, run!"
"Yun Chang! Protect the Military Advisor! "
"Tsk! Thief Cao, you dare! "
"Little Li Flying Dagger, never miss!"
"Jaina! For the sake of the Dark Goddess! Help me throw these three short fellows down! "
"Princess, you can't do this … Oh my god!"
"Creak creak creak, creak creak creak …"
The stage was getting livelier and livelier. However, I could already hear an ominous sound. It seemed that the stage that had been strengthened countless times by arcane magic shook just now?
This terrible guess was proven in the next second, and it turned into a loud bang. "Boom!!"
Under the torment of a bunch of heroes, especially an old urchin like Magni, the pitiful King of the Stage couldn't hold on any longer. With a loud bang, the entire giant platform collapsed with the force of a landslide. The curtain supports and all sorts of other things buried the leaders of the races who had skipped work without any integrity.
Aegwynn, who had a head of white dust on her head, stood expressionlessly on the ruins of the stage. She held a narration book in her hands. "In the end, the princess and queen lived a shameless and happy life."
… Director, where's the prince?
"Huala —"
Just as I was about to be burnt to a crisp by this ridiculous stage play, deafening applause suddenly came from all directions.
The gathered audience, as well as the guests who were attracted by the various explosions in the middle of the stage, all burst into enthusiastic applause. All of them were so happy that their faces were wrinkled.
"Alright, at least it was a successful comedy." I knocked lightly on Shallow Shallow's head with a smile on my face.
I almost forgot that today was the Carnival, a day where everyone could put down their burdens and celebrate with the people. Even Cirvanas was dragged onto the stage, so why bother with the plot?
More importantly, even if you were to be conflicted, what was the use …
However, at this moment, a strange sound interrupted my applause with the crowd. Looking towards the source of the sound, I saw three men wearing ceremonial hats in the crowd. Contrary to the joyous atmosphere around them, these three men were hugging each other and crying bitterly.
Judging from the energy reaction on their bodies, they should be three heroic spirits, but they didn't seem to be from a combat unit.
"Excuse me — — What happened to you?"
I came to the side of the three men who were hugging each other and crying bitterly.
The first person raised his head and took off his hat to greet me. "Your Majesty, my name is Hans Christian Andersen. "Then, he pointed to the two men who looked similar to him. Andersen. "Then he pointed at the two people beside him who looked similar." This is Jacob? " "Then, he pointed to the two men who looked similar to him. "Green, this is William Green.
Qian Qian. "Shallow Shallow!
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