Listen, the current situation is very dangerous, very strange, very … ball-breaking.
Looking at Jingle who is splashing around in front of me, I feel that my ability to think is decreasing by the second.
"Ah Jun, Ah Jun! Jingle has a new discovery! "
The little goddess doesn't even know what she is doing. Instead, she cheerfully waves at me, who is about to turn into a fossil. Then, she lies on the surface of the water and swims at a speed of over 2 meters per hour without moving her limbs.
… I can tell with a single glance that she is using her own wings as propellers to move at full power underwater. The goddess with an IQ of 9 is incomparably happy in this idiotic game.
"As expected, this is the perfect way for Jingle! She doesn't have to worry about her hands getting tangled with her wings anymore. Ah Jun, do you think Jingle's swimsuit looks good? "
As the little one says that, she suddenly thinks of her new toy. She twirls her body in the water to show me her "new swimsuit". It is a miniature school swimsuit.
School swimsuits aren't evil, but the masses have given it an evil meaning. As a member of the masses, I am once again struck by lightning.
"Bubble ordered many figurines from the internet and gave them to Jingle as a complimentary swimsuit. They all fit her perfectly! Also, the opening on the back of this swimsuit is very low, so she doesn't have to worry about her wings not being able to stretch out! "
Family education! My child's mother needs a very serious and formal family education!
I grab Jingle from the water and look around, but I can't find a suitable place to lock her up. In the end, I can only temporarily dump her into a bucket of water while she protests in confusion. Then, with a pained expression, I get up and drape a towel over myself.
It's fine. Since my moral integrity has been reset to zero, there is no need to continue worrying about it.
Speaking of which, it's strange. Even though a girl has barged into my bathroom, the impact that Jingle and Anveena gives me is on a completely different level. The latter makes me feel like Sandora and Shallow Shallow might barge into my bathroom with cannons, while the former only gives me a slight headache.
It was as if the cat in the house had suddenly barged in to make a fuss when she was taking a bath. She just didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
As expected, Jingle's pet image was deeply ingrained in my heart. I couldn't treat her like a girl anymore …
"Haha — Ah Jun, what are you doing!"
"How dare you ask me!" I was about to go crazy from anger because of this brainless little thing. "I was showering, why did you suddenly barge in?!"
"Because Ah Jun needs Jingle!"
The little thing immediately puffed out its chest and spoke with a righteous expression.
I started looking around for the jars and jars - I had to get this little thing in today!
"Otherwise, Ah Jun's body won't be able to recover!"
Jingle's next sentence made me stop in my tracks.
The little fellow jumped onto my shoulder and hugged my ear tightly. Then, he scolded loudly, "Ah Jun doesn't know the severity of the situation. Do you know how dangerous it is to turn yourself into a Void creature? Even the Gods of the Star Field wouldn't take such a risk! Being immune to the corrosion of the Void and turning yourself into a Void creature are two different concepts! Ah Jun, do you know how serious the situation was when you first came back? Jingle only saw your body but couldn't see your soul — Ah Jun's body and soul were almost completely separated into two different things! The void energy split them in the middle. Although it looked like they were recovering on their own, Jingle was still worried. The recovery speed was too slow! "
The aftereffects of that skill … were that serious?
I was shocked by Jingle's description. I knew that this little thing wouldn't lie to me. I immediately broke out in cold sweat.
"So, from now on, Jingle has to be with Ah Jun 24/7. Shower, eat, sleep, play, they have to be together! Jingle will continuously provide energy to speed up the recovery of Ah Jun's soul. Yep, it's dark purple! "
"What about the toilet?"
I asked casually. Then, I suddenly felt that something was amiss.
His illustrious reputation had been tainted by an idiotic maid and an idiotic goddess.
"This … This …" Jingle looked at me with a flushed face. Then, she resolutely said, "Jingle will lie in Ah Jun's pocket and definitely won't come out!"
"Alright, the second question." I knocked Jingle's little head. I didn't know if I should remind this idiot. "Did you notice that when I shower … I don't wear clothes?"
"Eh? So it's like this. "Looks like the little thing didn't even consider this when she rashly barged in. Only now did she realize the seriousness of the problem. After thinking for two to three seconds, right under my eyes, Ding Dang's entire 'body' began to gradually turn red and smoke. Finally, with a" pu "sound, she fell from my shoulder into the water." Pu ha … She choked on water, Ding Dang choked on water! "
I hurriedly fished it out of the water. The little thing's eyes were still twirling around like mosquito coils. After it landed on my shoulder, it suddenly cried out in distress.
"Wu … It's all over now. Both of us have seen each other's naked bodies. I definitely won't be able to get married in the future … Ah Jun, you have to take responsibility! Otherwise, no one will want Jingle! "
How am I supposed to take responsibility for a pet that's as tall as my palm! This situation can't be explained physiologically, you know? Also, it seems like I was the one who got shot the most today.
"At the start, I just thought it was fun. Also, Bubble suggested that Jingle should look for Ah Jun at this time. I didn't think that she would be tricked." The little thing grabbed her hair in distress. The two pairs of wings on her back drooped down weakly.
At that moment, I hurriedly comforted her. I don't even know what I said. To be honest, my brain is about to turn into paste.
After taking a shower, the relaxation that I expected was achieved. At the very least, it was physically so. However, the heavy tiredness in my heart was so annoying. When I walked out of the bathroom in a daze and passed by the living room, I saw Lin Xue looking at me with a mischievous smile. I suddenly realized that it was better to destroy this world.
"Hu, no one should have noticed right?" A barely audible voice came from the pocket in front of her chest. The little thing who hid herself due to shyness adopted the attitude of an ostrich like an idiot.
Someone definitely noticed. At the very least, a talented peeping Devil Half Immortal Lin saw everything.
"Eh? Ah Jun, are you done? " My elder sister's voice brought me back to reality. "Dinner might have to wait for a while. Anveena said that she had something to do, so she left for a while. She just came back."
"Oh." I tried my best to ignore the glowing object floating in the air behind my elder sister. I scratched my head. "Then I'll go upstairs and lie down for a while."
After returning to the room, Jingle and I let out a sigh of relief at the same time.
"Wu, it feels so embarrassing."
This little thing still knows how to be embarrassed. Usually, she acts cute without any restraint. She shows herself in front of me without any scheming. She didn't even realize that I had seen her naked. This time, it was only because I reminded her that she barged into the male bathroom … Also, if we are talking about losses, the one who suffered losses this time is herself, right? You silly little thing, you just performed fancy swimming in my bathwater, didn't you?
"Anyway, what happened today must be kept a secret!" Without any discussion, Jingle and I looked at each other and made the same decision. "We must not let anyone know what happened in the bathroom!"
What dark history, let it be buried in the sands of time …
"Keep what secret?"
A voice suddenly sounded behind us without any warning. The leader and goddess, who were whispering like they were in a meeting, were struck by lightning at the same time. Their bodies stiffened and turned into two statues.
In the corner of the room, an extra-large black box was pushed open from the inside. Mercury Lamp, who was in a daze, held the lid of the box with one hand and rubbed her eyes with the other. She looked over in confusion. "Secret? What happened in the bathroom? What are you guys whispering about … "
Then, the chairman saw the goddess. To be exact, he saw the goddess, who was wearing a mini school swimsuit specially made for evil figurines. She was kneeling in my hands with her legs splayed out.
After two seconds of silence, Mercury Lamp calmly spat out two words, "Pervert."
To be honest, at this moment, I was considering whether it would be more convenient to kill someone to keep them quiet or to slit my wrist. You can't play people like this!
"Ugh …" With a sorrowful cry, Jingle was about to cry again.
I ran to the front of the big box and scared the doll girl inside. Then, I used an unusually serious tone and expression to express my fervent desire to Mercury Lamp. "Please forget everything you saw just now!"
"In your dreams." Mercury Lamp jumped out of the box without any warning. Her head violently hit my chin. "Ugh, I will definitely announce your perverted hobbies to the world! You stupid human, you're dead meat! "
"Everyone knows that I'm not that kind of person! Don't you know how unreliable this little goddess is normally? (At this moment, Jingle's sorrowful cry came from the writing desk behind us)? "
Mercury Lamp held her head and looked up with a sharp gaze. If I didn't see wrongly, there were still some tears in her eyes from the pain from hitting her head. "Anyway, I have evidence! My artificial spirit can use the mirror to show the scene just now … Hey! Put me down, you idiot! Put me down! Why do you always rely on your strength to be so rude! "
I didn't care about this unreasonable doll's protest. I grabbed her small body and shook it while muttering, "Where is it? Where is the Bluetooth version of the artificial spirit with the HD camera module and the wireless data transmission function? I want to smash it, in the name of world peace … Ah! Are you biting me! "
Mercury Lamp hugged my arm and opened her mouth to bite. It was completely different from Shallow Shallow and Jingle's steel teeth attack. Mercury Lamp was biting with all her strength. It was obvious that the shaking just now had angered this doll.
A mouthful of silver teeth. I really don't know why that annoying guy Rozen would design such a boring organ for a doll, and especially designed two unusually sharp little canines for Mercury Lamp. It was unknown whether they contributed to Mercury Lamp's digestion, but now, they clearly provided a powerful weapon for a certain doll's revenge plan.
The stalemate lasted for about five seconds. Just when I began to consider whether I should give this damn doll a good smack on the back of her head, something unexpected happened.
"Kacha — Crack —"
After a very strange sound, the mercury lamp let out a "Oh!" and quickly loosened its mouth.
Half of the little canine teeth were still on her arm. It couldn't penetrate her tough skin that could withstand meteorite impact, and it proved the difference between her hardness and AAA Interstellar Armor.
"Water … Silver Lamp?"
After a full half a minute, I squeezed out those words. She just stared at me without any expression on her face. On the surface, both of us looked extremely calm, but in reality, both of us were a little dazed. Hence, both of us were dazed for a while.
"You …" A visible black vortex rose behind Mercury Lamp, and the room was filled with murderous intent. No one could imagine how a 92.3cm body could produce such pressure, but I knew that if I didn't stop this bad-tempered guy quickly, I would have to sleep in a chicken coop tonight.
"Pay me back my teeth!!"
I kept my hand on the puppet that was baring its fangs and brandishing its claws in midair, but the feathers on its back were already beginning to stand up.
"Calm down! Mercury Lamp, calm down! This is an accident, this is a misunderstanding, you bit me first … Okay, okay, it's my fault, I bullied you first … You tell me how to solve it! "
I said those words casually. I didn't expect the mercury lamp to calm down, but who would've thought that it would actually calm down?
"You'll promise me anything?"
Huh? Did this guy steal something from me?
"Well, something like that, as long as I can do it."
Although I faintly felt that something wasn't quite right, I still nodded. This fellow probably wouldn't make any excessive requests. I had already agreed to help her find her father, so what other wishes could Mercury Lamp possibly have? Find a mother?
I don't know what kind of person Rozen likes, as long as it's not gay, everything will be fine. Anyway, what the hell am I thinking?
"That's good, I'll remember this promise." Mercury Lamp arrogantly tossed her head at me, revealing a pair of canine teeth that were already missing in half. "You're pretty capable, but I'm not a short-sighted guy … You, might be very useful to me!"
Kids these days are too precocious! Not even a meter away from me, and already plotting against adults!
"Keep this wish for me, I'll tell you when I remember it!"
Why do I feel like I was plotted against by a 92.3cm little guy? Mercury Lamp, have you finally been led astray by one or some of us?
There was a slight flapping sound behind me, and Jingle landed on my shoulder. I didn't know when the little thing had changed back to her green dress, and her expression had completely returned to normal. She was cheerful as if nothing happened just now.
It's so fun to be simple-minded, I was extremely envious of this stupid goddess' simple brain structure.
"Hey, Mercury Lamp, are you okay?" Another farce finally came to an end peacefully. I felt that I had successfully exhausted myself by going home to rest for half a day. Furthermore, I still had to take care of a certain someone in order to maintain the shaky favorability that I had raised with great difficulty. "There's a military officer from the Empire called Karini in the City of Shadows who runs a dental clinic in her spare time. Why don't you go and see if you can make up for it …"
Mercury Lamp used her finger to poke at her broken tooth, and looked at me angrily: "Idiot! That person from the Empire used to sell bracelets, but he found that the competition was too fierce, so he opened a pet clinic. He also found out that there were almost no pets in the City of Shadows, so he casually changed the sign to a dental clinic. Do you want me to die from a medical accident? "
Me: "…"
I decided that I would complain a little about the fact that a certain person was recognized as my pet.
"Ah Jun." Jingle suddenly jumped up and hugged my ear. She asked curiously, "Ah Jun, do you have a pet? How come Jingle doesn't know how to pinch? "
For the first time in our lives, Mercury Lamp and I had a tacit understanding: we looked up at the sky and sighed at how round the sun was.
"Oh yeah, Mercury Lamp, why are you in my room?" I just remembered this crucial question. It seems that a certain person has always been living with Little Bubble. Of course, according to her height, she was the most suitable to stay in the children's room. But now it seems — — she even brought her own box over? Is she going to stay here for a long time?
My question seemed to have evoked a terrible memory. Mercury Lamp's entire body trembled. Then, he angrily said, "Don't you have a normal person around you? That little brat named Little Bubble has to go through some kind of mainframe training every day before she goes to bed. She has to dismantle the plasma bombs in her room one by one. The golden nanny in charge of taking care of Little Bubble does most of the day is to use all kinds of methods to escape from her room and then get caught by Little Bubble. She would reminisce about her glorious days, or she would incessantly ask for meat. And that little brat named Bubble, even though she is also a little brat, she insists that she is Little Bubble's mother. She would come to trouble me three times a day in the morning, afternoon and night. She would also force me to wear many strange clothes. Opposite the room are your two monster sisters. They would fight at any moment. Sometimes, there would even be gunshots coming from the room. There was once when they didn't close the door. I even saw them arguing in front of the world map on how to quickly conquer the human race. Next door is your precious maid's room — — if the room means anything to her! I really don't know what an idiot like you is thinking. You arranged a fixed room for a spirit that doesn't need rest and can move through walls at any time. Moreover, it is next to your own daughter's room! There were two times when I was sleeping in my box and the maid went through my body! The one on the other side of the room is your sister. She didn't do anything to disturb the residents … But I always feel that my daily bad luck is related to that sister! "
I couldn't speak anymore … Mercury Lamp, so you live such a miserable life every day?
"I have had enough of it. This time, I can relax outside for a few days. I don't want to go back and experience that kind of life again! Your room seems to be the only safe place. Even that little ghost knows that she can't go through walls in this room. That's why I moved here. But … "Mercury Lamp suddenly looked at Jingle." I finally know why that Bubble insists that she is your wife. You pervert who is only interested in evil figurines! This place isn't safe at all! "
If it's possible, please don't mention this matter anymore. Jingle, you really killed me this time!
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