What is a vacation in the world? It's still more comfortable at home — I know that this sentence is filled with all sorts of sarcasm, but for the sake of the rhyme, you can just ignore it.
What I thought would be a simple and easy trip actually turned out to be such a huge commotion. Even the great prophet Lin Xue didn't expect it. It was obvious that the existence of Icetis and the Ancient Abyss Gate interfered with Lin Xue's prophecy, causing her to only be able to see the beginning and not the end — these were Lin Xue's original words. She only saw that I needed to personally deal with a rather troublesome enemy, but it was obvious that the enemy's strength gave this lass a fright.
The first thing I did when I returned home was to throw myself onto the sofa and heave a sigh of bliss as I happily watched Sandora, who had transformed into a Cat Queen, roll around comfortably on her own thick carpet. Although Sandora would often lose all of her poise around me, it was only at home that this situation would be severe to the point of being incurable. I was already used to the drastic personality changes of the Silly Big Sister Queen.
As for the other silly girl who was rolling around, Miss Xu Shallow Shallow, I wouldn't comment on her habits, which had never changed in the slightest since she was in the third grade of elementary school.
Of course, the Big Sister wouldn't be like us, who didn't behave properly the moment we entered the house. She was about to help Anveena prepare a bath and dinner for everyone, but when she saw Shallow Shallow who had rolled to her feet, the Big Sister could only sigh helplessly. "Shallow Shallow, if you really have nothing to do, help look after Little Bubble. Just don't let her run around."
"I'll go, I'll go!"
Sandora immediately volunteered. Rather than saying that she wanted to help, it would be more accurate to say that she just wanted to tease the little princess of her house.
"Fortunately, there weren't any major problems."
I let out a long sigh as I rubbed my shoulder, which wasn't sore but had become exceptionally heavy due to the mental exhaustion. Lin Xue, who was just as lazy as me, suddenly sat up and stared straight at me.
"What?" Lin Banxian's blinking eyes gave me goosebumps. Whoever this girl focused her attention on would definitely be in trouble. This was something even more effective than my sister's curse. I had heard that Lin Xue had heard of Huang Jiaju in 1993, followed Leslie Cheung in 2003, and went to the World Trade Center in August 2001. That place was still flat right now. I didn't know if this girl was involved in Ra's failed ascension, but I heard that she had expressed her worry about Obama's re-election prospects. Now I was just waiting for the United States to send out the obituary …
"I always feel that your head is filled with terrible ideas that could lead to the end of the world. Just one or two sentences from you are enough to pollute the entire world."
Lin Xue rolled her eyes twice, then said to me in a dangerous tone.
As expected, this guy would only show his cute side when he was mentally unstable. Normally, his venomous tongue would always remain at the third level.
"I'm sorry …"
I thought that Lin Xue was going to start her tongue-lashing as usual, and I was ready to doze off. However, I didn't expect to be greeted with an "I'm sorry". These three words shocked me — — I swear, I wasn't even this shocked when I heard that Qian Qian had passed her history exams!
"Did you eat something you picked up on the road?"
I looked at Lin Xue seriously, ready to send her to the medical center as soon as she nodded.
"I'm not Sandora!" Lin Xue, who had finally switched to a serious state, was like a Pikachu whose tail had been stepped on. Her whole body quivered, "I'm serious!!"
"You really are an infuriating piece of wood — — I say, I'm sorry, if I could see more, I wouldn't have let you take such a huge risk … Originally, these three words should have been said in that world, but …"
"But you couldn't bring yourself to do it, so you could only play dumb and act cute to cover up your uneasiness and the torment on your conscience, right?"
I glanced at a certain lady whose face was already starting to turn red and was about to go berserk. You still want to hide from my golden eyes? Back when I was in the sixth grade, my teacher called me a person with eyes as sharp as a torch. Of course, the above might have been a little off. After all, I was caught passing a note to Qian Qian, so the teacher's comment should be a synonym for that one …
Also, the passing of notes didn't affect my and Shallow Shallow's grades at all. The teachers who taught us two famous students generally believed that between the people of Yuanmou and Zhoukoudian, let alone passing notes, even if they sat together and discussed for two hours, they definitely wouldn't be able to say who killed Emperor Yangdi in the end. For a paper with a full score of 120, 16 points wasn't much different from zero …
Back in history class, Shallow Shallow and I were just like that.
"You brat, you're really, really, really good at making me angry."
Almost grinding her teeth, Lin Xue lowered her head and said those words in a sinister voice. Her long hair fluttered like a Medusa's hair without any wind. However, a single sentence from me deflated her. "Alright, alright, don't use such a method to cover it up. I didn't mean to blame you in the first place, it wasn't your fault."
"Really?" Lin Xue's expression just now was indeed to cover up her uneasiness and awkwardness, although the method was a little strange.
Nonsense, of course it's true, do you think that I can't tell? I've been in the sixth grade since I was in elementary school … I already said that earlier.
"Ah Jun! The hot water is ready! "
My elder sister's voice interrupted the friendly interaction between me and Lin Xue (just take it seriously). As I replied, I rubbed Lin Xue's head twice. "Alright, don't think so much, you aren't omnipotent."
Also, if it wasn't for this brat's timely assistance, there would probably be a black box on the cast list …
"Are you used to this action on your younger sisters and daughters?" Lin Xue pouted and twisted her neck to avoid my hand. Then, she muttered to herself. "Well, not bad … That puppet … didn't deviate too much …"
"What?" I seemed to have heard the word 'puppet' and couldn't help but get curious.
"Nothing," Lin Xue shook her head and laid lazily on the sofa. "I'm already asleep."
"…"
After saving the world, he could take a nice hot bath and slowly slide down the edge of the bath while humming a tune. This was the ultimate enjoyment. Teenagers who could afford it could give it a try after driving a Gundam. Those who could not afford to drive a Gundam could go for a run around the outer ring road. That was, if they still had the strength to climb back into the bath …
This is what life is like! Saving the world and whatnot, as expected, I hate it the most!
I comfortably let myself slowly melt in the perfect amount of hot water. I felt every single hair on my body jumping in joy. Previously, when I fought with Icetis, my internal injuries had almost healed, but the weakness caused by the severe overdraft of my mental and physical strength still couldn't be dispelled. It was only because I didn't want my elder sister and the others to worry that I didn't show it. Now that I was soaking in the hot water, I felt much better.
As expected of that monster Icetis, as expected of a high-level True God. Although in theory, the Schilling Civilization was almost on par with the Star Domain Protoss, that was more in terms of the overall potential of the entire civilization. In terms of individual combat strength —
Not to compare with those naturally perverted rich second generations, a monstrous race where even an idiot 9 had an undying body … it was truly a miracle that I was able to defeat Icetis. If it wasn't for the fact that my personal Void Domain temporarily put me on the same level as Icetis, I couldn't think of any way that I could fight against her. And in the end, I didn't truly defeat Icetis. What I defeated was only the power of the Chaos Abyss that was attached to her body. In the end, she was the one who voluntarily stopped. Heavens, pity me — that perverted Goddess's punches were even stronger than mine. I once again recalled that damned Black Tiger Steals Heart 12 Combo.
"So comfortable …"
"Master, do you need Anveena to scrub your back for you?"
A sudden voice behind me caused a certain someone who was comfortably moaning in the hot water to suddenly shiver. With a creaking sound that was almost audible to my ears, I slowly turned my head around.
A small head glowing faintly emerged from the platform behind the bathtub. Even the steam couldn't hide the stunning beauty of the other party's slightly pale little face — this was the triumph of the short-wave spectrum. An Weina's ghostly halo had always had a strong penetrative power.
Ah — this wasn't the time to be discussing whether ghosts were short-wave light or not. This was the time to be discussing a major matter of moral integrity, you bastard!!
"An — An — Anveena! W-W-What are you doing! " With a plop, I completely slid down into the water, leaving only my head above the surface. "Why did you barge in!"
"Because Master is here." Anveena said as if it was a matter of course. She lightly shook her head, but in reality, no matter if it was her beautiful hair or the maid's hairband as an ornament, there wasn't a single drop of water on it. This eternally spotless body was really enviable, "In the games that Bubble played, there were often scenes like this. A qualified maid would have to scrub the master's back and so on. Bubble said that the main role of a maid was to warm the bed and scrub the back. Although it wasn't quite the same as what I received from the head maid, it seemed to make sense. It's a pity that my body isn't suitable for warming the bed …"
At this moment, my entire body was already in a mess — — Bubble again!
Mother of my child, could it be that you have already evolved into an evil source of radiation? Could it be that you have already begun to corrupt the pure creatures in the house? Last time it was Jingle, and this time even Anveena has been corrupted by you?
Why don't you play some age-appropriate games for me, you ten thousand year old loli!
"Although it's a bit embarrassing," Anveena's voice interrupted my ridicule of the child's mother, "But Master, please cooperate …"
As she said that, the little ghost maid, who only had her head above the surface of the table, gradually drilled her entire body out. Then, she gently lifted the hem of her maid dress and directly passed through the cement wall and my body, ignoring all physical obstacles. (This is so strange!) She walked behind me and muttered: "Oh, I feel like my face is a bit red."
"…"
Do you even have capillaries to send such a difficult expression?
"Anveena, get out — —"
Without any room for negotiation, I turned around and grabbed the belt of Anveena's maid outfit and threw it outside. My expression was indescribably complicated.
My hand directly passed through the little ghost's body. This girl's strange body was really against the rules. She could change her permeability at any time.
"Master, are you unhappy?"
Anveena looked over nervously. I reckoned that my current expression must be a very interesting one. It was a mixture of happiness, pain in the ass, and depression. A member's magic expression was just like that.
As for Anveena's question, the answer was — — It was too complicated.
I was very happy. In various ways, from this moment onwards, there was one less 2D death scene that I needed to be envious of.
But I was even more frustrated. If the one who came in at this moment was Sandora or Shallow Shallow, the world would be perfect! Why did it have to be this mysterious glowing body! From a physiological point of view — — cough — — I mean, this idiot was challenging my moral boundaries!
That's right, I'm a noble person, a person with ideals and ambitions, a person who is free from vulgar interests, a … a person who can firmly chase out the cute maid who barged into my bathroom while I was bathing, just like Liusha Hui.
That was because I was worried that this idiot Anveena's rash actions would ruin her reputation for the rest of her life. Or, to put it more bluntly, would Sandora and the others rush in with cannons …
Under my insistence, Anveena finally left dejectedly. I really didn't know if death had caused her view of the world to be slightly distorted. It was one thing for Jingle's low IQ to be easily fooled, but how could this person, who was an adult when she was still alive and wasn't stupid, be so easily corrupted by the Bubble? Did she even know what she was doing! Don't tell me that undead have no morals!
Just a few short minutes of this farce had already exhausted me physically and mentally. After Anveena left, I felt that it was a pity — — cough — — I heaved a sigh of relief and returned to the water to continue relaxing my muscles.
You don't say, I never thought that a hot bath would be so relieving. Honestly speaking, the effects of this relieving were inconceivable. Originally, I would have needed half a month or so to slowly recover from the exhaustion of my mental power and stamina. But now, I could clearly feel them replenishing at a visible rate. Some kind of abnormal energy was currently repairing my soul. This was a situation that I only discovered a few minutes later. Then, of course, I started to have doubts.
Elder Sister wouldn't have added some strange things into the hot water, right? For example, something like the Thirty-Nine Brand Foundation Building Pill?
The more I thought about it, the more I felt that something was wrong. Finally, I couldn't help but sit up from the water and lightly scoop up some clean water.
It was light and had a faint glow to it. There seemed to be something in the air. Even if I didn't use my mental power to sense it, some kind of energy was already being emitted in a way that ordinary people could sense. And it was obvious that this energy was rapidly replenishing my mental power. Furthermore, it was using a mysterious method to repair the cracks in my soul.
"This energy, could it be …"
"Puha — — Full speed charge! Jingle is so amazing!! "
I couldn't describe the shock and confusion I felt at this moment: Right in front of me, there was a little thing that was about three inches long fluttering in the water. I guessed that she was doing backstroke, but it was obvious that the two pairs of wings on her back were hindering this movement. The little thing was just flapping around randomly. I can't believe she could still shout a slogan like full speed charge.
This is even more wrong! At this moment, the problem of the standard backstroke movement should be the most important thing right? The most frightening thing was why Jingle swam in the pool that I bathed in. Could it be that today is the day that the entire world will be reshuffled? Only on the eve of the apocalypse would something like this happen one after another, a total of two incomparably messy and painful things, right?
Jingle, what are you doing here!
"Hey …" The little thing that was swimming in the water keenly noticed my gaze and immediately raised her hand to greet me cheerfully. "Ah Jun! I haven't seen you for a few days! "
I calmly scooped up the little thing and aimed at the window. With a swoosh, the little thing disappeared with a sharp shriek.
After thinking about it, I still felt that it wasn't safe, so I got up and locked the window.
I returned to the water expressionlessly and began to seriously recall what I did in the past ten years that I had to experience such frightening things just to take a bath. Furthermore, the reason for both of the frightening things was related to a non-human. The first time, it was more or less a normal person, but the second time, it was a monster.
That's right, bathing with a palm-sized goddess is something that only a monster would do, at least that's what I thought.
"Ah! Why did Ah Jun throw Jingle out?! "
The sudden voice beside my ear made me shiver while I was in deep thought. It was as if I didn't prepare any lightning protection when I was going through a tribulation. My entire body was instantly crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.
"How did you get in!"
Amidst the splashing of water, I moved away from the little thing who had already started to swim in the pool at a blinding speed. Then, I pointed at the other party and asked with a broken expression.
Jingle pointed at the exhaust fan near the ceiling. "It took me a lot of effort to push open that trap door! Luckily, Jingle was very powerful and managed to bite off the hinge in the end. Pui pui, it tastes disgusting! "
Looking at the Goddess who is muttering to herself as she swims freestyle in someone's bath, I feel that this isn't just a benefit, it is more like a plot. In the name of my Lord Dingdang — — Even though my Lord had just switched to a doggy paddle and floated past me.
Year 20XX X Month X X Day of the Empire Calendar X X Month X X Day of the Empire Calendar X X Month X X Day of the Empire Calendar X X Month X X Day of the Empire Calendar X X Month X X Day of the Empire Calendar.
Damn your death! Who can tell me what is going to happen today? What did the two idiots, Anveena and Jingle, eat that they shouldn't have at home!
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