I really couldn't understand why the great villains liked to stay in the dark and moldy corners to plot against the world, why the abandoned factories were always very suitable for gang gunfights, why bloody murders were often accompanied by one or two barking dogs, and why the evil transactions had to be carried out in the wilderness where no one would ever tread.
"Isn't it obvious? If you were a smuggler, would you set up a stall in the downtown area and hold up a sign saying 'Heroin Sale, Buy One Get Two Free'? "
Lin Xue's venomous tongue was still everywhere as usual.
"Please don't use such vivid details to describe me when you look down on me in the future …"
"It's true, it's true." Lin Xue didn't sound embarrassed at all, "How's the situation on your side?"
"Nothing … Fine, I'm not doubting your intelligence, but are you sure you didn't get the time wrong? To be honest, I feel that your words are becoming more and more unreliable … "
"… If it wasn't for the fact that I can't reach you, I would have already turned on you!"
After cutting off the mental connection with Lin Xue, Bubble and I continued to lie down in the 700 Billion Mile sleepily.
This was an abandoned stone quarry far away from the city. It was incomparably desolate and deserted. In comparison, I discovered that the atmosphere of autumn was obstructed in the densely populated city. But in this remote wilderness, the remnants of summer were even more thoroughly defeated than in the city. A withered yellow color swept across the entire land. Withered and decaying weeds swayed in the wind between the huge rocks, as though they would shatter into the messy residue of summer at any moment. It was already afternoon. The sky was gradually filled with burning clouds from the west, making the world even more desolate.
If such a perfect bleak autumn scenery was accompanied by a melodious and sentimental whistle music, it would truly be … a weapon of the wilderness …
If I were a poet, tears would definitely flow down my face at this moment.
Unfortunately, I'm not a poet. I'm just a head of state who's here to help maintain world peace. Thus, I lay in the small, broken car that cost 700 billion RMB but looked even more broken than the old stone crushers around me. I yawned and looked at the Bubble beside me with great interest as I slept until I drooled.
"You're not allowed to take my egg knife … umm …" Bubble turned over and wriggled on the chair while talking in his sleep. "That's what I'm going to give to Shana … umm … you bastard, glittering gold, equipment addict … I'm going to ask the kid's dad to kill you … hehe … I'm going to smash your dog head … stew you …"
Me: "..."
Good heavens! Where the hell am I supposed to start from, you bastard!!! Just how many dimensional worlds did this damn otaku connect to in his dreams? By the way, do you think Shana looks good holding an egg knife? Golden Twinkle is Gilgamesh, right? That guy's love for his equipment was just too sharp … No! The last sentence was the main point!! Didn't you say you're not allowed to call me the kid's dad? Why is it that ever since Little Bubble called me dad, I've gotten a nickname from you! Do you have any idea how distorted my image has become by being the father of my child?! As for the last two sentences you said to be used cautiously by girls, take it back!
As for the fact that you, a little otaku girl who played the game for three whole nights and was forcefully dragged out today, could actually achieve such a smooth and fluent prophecy level in your sleep, I actually couldn't think of anything else to say since there were too many things to complain about just now …
Too scary, Bubble, this fellow is really too scary. Just by talking in his sleep, he actually made me, the Roast Emperor, have too many things to complain about. Such terrifying combat power, is it really a talent and strength that only the West Spirit Network's main system can possess?
More importantly, as the leader of the world's largest violent organization, I can only work together with a stubborn otaku who can't even wake up in the day because she played games all night … I'm such a failure …
I thought I could drag Sandora or at least Shallow Shallow out … But … the world is so cruel …
Sandora hugged a box of cakes and said, "Going out to bully little kids isn't as interesting as eating at home!"
The big sister pointed at the "Boundless Love" studio logo on the screen and said, "The studio is finally starting to have business, big sister has to keep an eye on it."
Pandora and Visca expressed their willingness to participate in this operation that is beneficial to their health and can be together with their big brother. But considering that these two dangerous people are involved in this operation, they will definitely try their best to show their excellence in front of their big brother. For the sake of humanity's bright future and the long term peace of the earth, the two little lolis were dragged back by the big sister without any suspense …
Shallow Shallow's meaning was … Due to the severe psychological trauma from the previous operation, she will definitely not come with us this time …
Jingle expressed that she will continue to prepare for that annoying "Beginner Creator Certificate" exam, and even Liliana, as the "Chief Priestess", had no choice but to stay in the Basilica of the World Tree to assist her.
As for Anveena, Alaya and Little Bubble … Forget it, there's no need to mention the two Light Emitters and the Light Emitter Enthusiast.
In summary, the only one who followed me out was Bubble, and this lass was forcefully dragged out by me with the nonsensical reason that "otakus have to come out to bask in the sun at irregular intervals, or else they will rot into dust" …
Alright, let's stop the terrible memories here, and continue to wait for the enemy to walk into the trap.
But I still firmly believe that Lin Xue got the time wrong — speaking of which, according to the information that the lass submitted, the enemy should appear at noon, right?
"He hasn't appeared yet …" Bubble, who slept for an entire afternoon, finally woke up. The little girl opened her sleepy eyes to look out the window, before pouncing on me. "My child's father, let's go back …"
It was too tearful. That shiny title.
Even if you call me uncle, I won't mind, you damned lass!!
Just as I was about to enter a dark state to discipline this stubborn otaku in front of me, Lin Xue's voice suddenly sounded in my mind. "The target has appeared! He will be there soon! "
As expected, a few minutes later, a black off-road car entered my field of vision.
Even if it is an off-road car … this level of stability is a little too exaggerated …
Looking at the black car that moved across the gravel field as smoothly as if it was gliding on ice, I secretly sighed in my heart.
More importantly, looking at the high-end car that was engraved with the word "gorgeous" from head to tail, I felt even more regretful for my family's 700 billion non-combustible garbage … Those officers without any artistic talent!
The black car steadily stopped less than a hundred meters in front of us. The door opened, and the first person to come out was a tall, gloomy black man in a hooded jacket, followed by three white men who seemed to be his subordinates.
Well, let's call them the White and Black Combination for now.
After the White and Black Combination got out of the car, they first looked around casually, then stood there and waited.
According to Lin Xue's description, these should be the members of the European organization that frequently contacted Olympus.
In less than ten minutes, the sound of a motorcycle engine came from afar, and from the other end of the quarry came three small black motorcycles that looked a little strange, as if they had been specially modified.
Motorcycles?
… This Olympus is really a maverick …
"Blockhead, it's me," Lin Xue's voice suddenly sounded in my mind. "Our encirclement is ready, and the main route has been blocked. We can deal with at least three Grade B paranormals breaking through. I don't think you will fail so easily, right?"
"Don't worry, none of them will escape."
"You idiot! Keep them alive! Keep them alive! You just need to take revenge. I didn't ask you to kill them all as a fighter, did I?! "
"Yes, yes, yes … I understand … Beat them until they are half-dead and then let them go. It's very simple. Also, try to intercept as much of their trade as possible …"
"Also, tell your soldiers to watch their guns! If the enemy retreats from their defensive route, try to capture them alive. "
"Okay, okay, okay … I will try to make those stupid soldiers pay attention. Anything else?"
"… One last thing. I know that you, the Emperor, are very strong, but don't underestimate conventional paranormals. The people from these two organizations are a bit unusual in terms of strength, although they can't be compared to you, you freak. In short, if you, a super idiot, fall into the hands of the Earth paranormals, I will definitely mock you mercilessly! You better watch out for yourself! "
Then, the mental connection was unilaterally cut off without hesitation.
Really … Would it kill you to say something nice?
At the same time.
"Screech —"
The brakes screeched in unison. Three riders wearing leather jackets and black helmets got off their respective motorcycles and took off their helmets one after another.
The three Asian men were Passerby A, B, and C.
Medusa was not among them — unless she deliberately got a sex change this morning for safety reasons.
Sure enough, just like Lin Xue's premonition, Medusa was more cunning than a fox. Even if she had already decided on an action, she would quickly change her plan because of the slightest disturbance.
But it didn't matter. Anyway, the main purpose of our visit today was to take revenge … Ahem, I mean to enforce justice on behalf of the heavens. As long as we can disrupt this transaction and capture one or two of their members, our goal will be achieved. As for Lin Xue, well, let her go crazy.
I patted the head of Bubble, who was about to fall asleep again, and gestured for her to get to work. When I turned around, I happened to see three black motorcycles gradually disappearing into the air behind the three Olympians …
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