Dingdang, who was being held up in the air and interrogated by the three courts, could no longer hide the truth. She finally gave up and loudly said: "Alright alright! Jingle is an idiot! Jingle can't do anything well!! Jingle is a hopeless student who couldn't even get a beginner's Certificate of Creation even after 14 make-up exams!!! Wah … "
Towards the end, Dingdang felt that she had been wronged, and actually burst into tears with a "wa" sound.
Jingle's cry was extremely powerful and I instantly turned from a righteous judge to an enemy of the people. I was covered in bruises under the gazes of the sympathetic girls …
"Look at you, you angered Jingle to the point of crying."
Qian Qian rolled her eyes at me and snatched the crying little one from my hands. She held him in her hands and comforted him with glowing eyes. Why did her eyes have to be glowing?
"I feel like …" I turned my neck stiffly and said to Sandora, who was also stunned, "I feel like I heard something really subtle and full of things to criticize …"
Sandora bit the chopsticks in her hand and her mouth twitched.
"I swear … Jingle is definitely the most unreliable God I have ever seen …"
This was no longer a question of whether she was reliable or not! Speaking of which, that beginner's Certificate of Creation should be the thing to criticize the most, right? What kind of a speechless society was the world of the gods? Could it be that those high and mighty gods were always messing around with such messy things?
Under Shallow Shallow's consolation, Jingle finally calmed down. Then, she returned to my shoulder, who was the evil person just a second ago, and hit my head nonchalantly while saying angrily, "Jingle is preparing for the level 4 God of Creation exam, but Jingle hasn't even passed the beginner's Certificate of Creation. Without the beginner's Certificate of Creation, she can't even get a pass for the level 4 exam! Dingdang had already taken the make-up test fourteen times, if she still couldn't pass this time … Dingdang would definitely be laughed at by those hateful juniors, especially that stupid lizard whose brain was filled with muscles. Even that big idiot passed the test in one go … 555, it really wasn't fair. Why did the God of Creation's qualification certification have to be based on the creation of physical evidence as the basic qualification! Energy creation, law introduction, soul creation and space creation, these are all things that Jingle is good at! Why can't they become basic certificates! "
I … Just where should I start retorting from, you bastard!
Looking around, as expected, it wasn't just me, even Shallow Shallow and the others had turned into pale statues in the wind.
Jingle continued to complain without realizing it. Then, she suddenly took out a thick golden book from her alternate dimension and proudly raised the huge book that could fit more than ten of her. "However, Jingle now has hope! It's this book, Jingle spent a lot of effort to borrow a collector's edition from a senior. As long as she can complete the few important tests mentioned in this book, Jingle will definitely be able to pass the fifteenth make-up exam! "
My family, who had evolved to be the Emperor of Calmness in the midst of the rumbling thunder, looked at the mysterious runes on the cover of the book before raising her head in a daze. "This … Who can translate it for me?"
Sandora leaned over to take a look and took the luxurious book. She pointed at the cover of the book and read, "'Dr. Q Teaches You Genesis — — 22 Classic Experiments to Create a World', signed by the God Realm Creation Research Association, 386th revision …"
* Boom! *
The last bolt of lightning struck, and we finally … became Buddhas …
"Continue to work hard." My eyes brimmed with tears as I knocked Ding Dang's little head. Then, I solemnly handed over the golden book that recorded the ultimate mysteries of the world to Ding Dang. "You will definitely become a great Creator God …"
Jingle raised the huge book up high and nodded her head. "Yes yes! Jingle will definitely succeed! Jingle's written test results are really good! As long as she can pass the experiment class, there won't be a problem! Also, Jingle has decided that she has to pass even if she has to bribe the invigilator! So, there won't be a problem at all! "
I … don't even have the energy to retort …
We found Half-deity Lin, who we hadn't seen for a few days, in the underground base that made people regret it. Compared to us idlers who had nothing to do, she was clearly much busier. This could be seen from the dark circles under her eyes.
"Are you looking for a beating!? Eyeshadow! Eyeshadow! "
"… Just admit that you have dark circles. It's even more tragic for a girl to draw eyeshadow to such an extent."
It was a routine quarrel when we met. Then, the older sister mediated out of habit. "Why do the two of you have to quarrel every time you meet?"
Lin Xue gritted her teeth and glared at me. Then, she sat behind her luxurious desk and crossed her arms in front of her chest. "Tell me, why are you two here today? Could it be that you finally came to your senses and decided to help us deal with that damned criminal organization? "
At this time, Ding Ling pushed open the door and came in. She heard Lin Xue's words clearly and immediately complained. "Can you please have a bit of the moral integrity of a senior officer of the Ability Division! Just fight for the organization! "
"I don't think it's shameful to ask this block of wood for help. Yeah, as a laborer, you should have the awareness of a laborer, right?"
Right your sister! Can you figure out who is asking for help right now?!
Ding Ling already knew what kind of person this close friend of hers was. She decisively chose to ignore Lin Xue's unconscious words. Instead, she walked straight to the latter's desk and placed something that she had been holding in her arms on the desk.
It was a black and swarthy puppy. From the shape of its face, the words "I am a mutt" were written all over its face. It was completely the most common domesticated breed. Although it wasn't deformed to the point where it lacked an eye or a nose, there wasn't anything special about it.
Speaking of which, it was really strange for such an unsophisticated puppy to appear in such a high-class place …
It seemed like it wasn't the first time it was brought here by an unscrupulous owner. After the puppy was placed on the desk, it didn't look timid at all. Instead, it immediately looked around curiously. Finally, its ears drooped as it looked at me with its beady eyes. Its tail began to shake like it was spasming.
"Other than being friendly, there's nothing good about you …"
Lin Xue curled her lips and then began to torment the unscrupulous black puppy that decisively expressed interest in a stranger.
"This is …" I ignored Lin Xue's evaluation and looked curiously at Ding Ling. Speaking of which, are all the people in the Ability Division like this? Bringing pets to work during working hours? Or is it purely because of the subtle fact that the other party is Lin Xue's friend?
"My pet." Ding Ling didn't feel that there was anything wrong with it. Instead, she openly admitted, "Its name is X.O."
The older sister, who had extremely low resistance to cute things, went up to tease the unscrupulous black puppy that seemed to be extremely kind to anyone. Then, she turned around and said, "X.O? Why is this name so weird … "
Ding Ling pointed at her pet dog and introduced it to us, "This name has a lot of history. Look, its front legs are shaped like an X, but its back legs are shaped like an O …"
You can just say that this dog was abused by you when it was young until it became a cripple …
Lin Xue tormented her friend's pet for a while before she finally raised her head as if she remembered something. "Speaking of which, why do you have time to come over today, you perverted pervert? From the looks of it, you should still be at home waiting to grow moldy, right? "
Speaking of which, do you have to add so many particles in front of the word 'me' every time you call me?!
"A life of eating and waiting to die is indeed my life goal, but some people just have to cause trouble."
As I said that, I took out a beautiful 'jelly' from my dimensional pocket and threw it on Lin Xue's desk.
"We were attacked by a mail bomb. Our initial judgment is that it might be the work of the mysterious organization A that is looking for trouble with metahumans everywhere. Because of that, I am slightly displeased and intend to take revenge. So, I am here to see if the largest metahuman organization in Asia has found any traces of them."
"Woof! Woof woof!! "
The brave X.O immediately challenged the mysterious item that suddenly appeared.
"What is this? It looks pretty. " Ding Ling came over curiously and extended her hand to touch the beautiful post-modern 'jelly'.
"This is the mail bomb," the older sister pointed out.
Ding Ling retracted her hand in a whoosh. "Bomb? You don't say, it does look … Huh? This … why is this bomb … "
I explained from the side, "Because it has already exploded, but Shallow Shallow stopped the time, so it is currently safe."
Ding Ling's eyes widened when she heard that. After a while, the corner of her mouth twitched and she said, "How unbelievable …"
"Woof! Woof woof!! "
X.O continued to provoke me bravely.
Then, I briefly explained the origin of the mail bomb — — Actually, there was nothing much to say. Other than the way to resolve it was rather fantastical, the way this thing appeared was completely in line with the most normal delivery process. For a powerful metahuman organization, it was not difficult to prepare such a mail bomb and mix it into a normal mail package.
"You guys are really careless," Lin Xue could only sigh helplessly after listening to my explanation. "You have so many professional soldiers under you, yet you allowed a bomb to mix into your base camp … Fine, fine, I will not lecture you for Sister Chen Qian's sake. That is to say, you are currently in a bad mood and want to take revenge, so you came to me for clues? Since when did the metahuman organization become an errand boy … But it's fine, it's rare that you finally have some awareness of being a laborer. Then, play the glorious role of my top fighter! "
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