Right now, I was very sleepy, dizzy, sore, and nauseous.
I deeply understood that carrying a superwoman at 210 km/h on my shoulders and running back and forth for hundreds of kilometers at midnight was undoubtedly an idiotic behavior. What was even more idiotic was that after a night of torment, I still insisted on coming to class. I couldn't help but have a terrifying thought — — is my potential M attribute finally going to be activated?
… I shudder!
After the morning self-study period, the classroom was as chaotic as the entrance of an alley. There were noises and students running around with excess energy. From the United States selling missiles to Taiwan, to what the school cafeteria was preparing for lunch, to how primitive people from tens of thousands of years ago thought of barbecued food, to yesterday's school shooting, it was as if all the topics in the world were gathered in this small classroom. A huge amount of information was gathered here and then processed into all kinds of strange things. Without subtitles, probably not many people would be able to understand what they were saying.
In this noisy environment, I just wanted to have a good sleep.
If I could have a good sleep, then there would be no need to write this chapter … cough cough, a slip of the tongue.
In a daze, I saw a black figure pouncing over with the sound of the wind.
This shadow's name was Zhao Hang, he was the first friend I made after coming to this school. Different from me, who only transferred to this school after high school, Zhao Hang had been studying here since middle school, so his understanding of this school far surpassed mine. When the school first started, he had also helped me quite a bit. Aside from his somewhat noisy personality, he was a pretty good person. His most obvious characteristic was his moving mountain of flesh, as well as his agility that didn't match his weight. It was said that this fellow's weight had already reached 190 kg, and was showing signs of breaking the 200 kg mark. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to call him a human-shaped tank.
"Chen Jun! Wake up! You woke up like this early in the morning, could it be that last night … "
I raised my head. My eyes were bloodshot, which made the fatty in front of me jump in fright.
"Ah, Chen Jun, what happened to you? Did you pull an all-nighter last night? With your sister looking after you, how could you sneak out to go online? "
"Would you believe me if I said I went to meet up with terrorists last night?"
"I don't believe you." Zhao Hang shook his head firmly, the fat on his face rippling.
"Then, we don't have a common language …" I said. My eyelids showed signs of closing again, and my voice became muffled.
"Hey, wake up, wake up. Don't sleep yet. I have big news here. Do you want to hear it?"
"The buns in the cafeteria are on sale?"
"Not really."
"Have a safe journey, I won't be sending you off …"
Zhao Hang was helpless as he watched me close my eyelids again.
However, although I wasn't interested in the news of this fellow, it didn't mean that others weren't interested. Very soon, a voice came to rescue Comrade Zhao Hang's young heart that was suffering a blow.
Shallow Shallow, who loved to listen to all sorts of gossip, came over and asked curiously, "Fatty, what news?"
"Something happened to our menopausal homeroom teacher. She resigned!"
The whole class was silent for a few seconds, and then it suddenly boiled over. Everyone's attention was attracted by this news, and they all came forward to inquire about it. This time, I couldn't sleep at all.
"Okay, okay!" Zhao Hang suddenly waved his hand, and proudly glanced at the students around him who were full of expectations, then he slowly said, "The important part is at the end. Does anyone want to know who our new homeroom teacher is?"
The students were silent for two seconds, then they all bent down to grab their stools.
"Wait, I'll say it, I'll say it!" Between his vanity and his life, Zhao Hang wisely chose the latter, "It's a beauty!"
"Ah — —" Everyone exclaimed, then said in unison: "According to your aesthetic standards?"
Zhao Hang classmate's aesthetic standards have always been something that everyone was interested in. It seems that in his eyes, as long as a woman doesn't affect the appearance of the city, she can be called a beauty. Later on, there were rumors that any woman could enter Zhao Hang's eyes. The most recent version was that Zhao Hang had already expanded this scope to include any non-men, and optimistically, this scope might even extend to Brother Chun in the near future …
Therefore, no one had any hope for the "beauty" homeroom teacher that Zhao Hang mentioned.
Seeing everyone's cold reaction, Zhao Hang became a bit anxious and said loudly, "What's with your reaction? I'm telling the truth! It's a beauty with long hair! I'm not the only one who thinks so, there were two brothers who passed by who said so too! "
It seems like this guy still has a bit of self-awareness about his aesthetic standards. At least he knew to find a normal person to support him. Of course, we can't rule out the possibility that there are other people with such special aesthetic standards.
Seeing that everyone still didn't care, Zhao Hang flicked his sleeves: "Anyway, you'll find out in a bit. The first class is the new homeroom teacher's class, let's see what else you guys have to say then! Hmph, it's definitely a beauty with long hair! "
Seeing Zhao Hang like this, everyone couldn't help but be a bit skeptical, but they had a bit of anticipation for the legendary "beauty with long hair" homeroom teacher.
As for me … why did I have a very uneasy feeling when Zhao Hang said the words "beauty with long hair"?
At this moment, the class bell rang.
Everyone quickly returned to their seats and held their breaths as they waited for the arrival of the legendary beauty in charge of the class.
A series of rhythmic footsteps sounded outside the door, then a beauty with waist-length hair and a curvy figure walked in. She looked to be in her early twenties.
"Wow — —" All the animals exclaimed.
"Ah — —" All the women were amazed.
I slid under the table with a slurp.
I know this, it's the long-haired big sister that almost became the president of the United States last night …
"Hello students, I'm your new homeroom teacher, I'll be in charge of your language class from now on. My name is Pan Lingling, I hope that we can get along well in the next six months …" The long-haired beauty on the podium said with a smile, her gaze sweeping over me from time to time.
I thought your first words would be: "Ignorant earthlings, you have been conquered! Quickly put down your weapons and obey the leadership of our Xiling Empire! "and so on.
I didn't know how I passed this class, having such an unstable factor on the podium really affected me, it made me feel like I was sitting on pins and needles, but fortunately, all the animals in the class were already fascinated by this alien terrorist, so no one thought that there was anything wrong with my restless appearance.
After class, the first thing I did was to go to the middle school department to find Pandora and ask her what was going on.
Just as I was running down the stairs of the school building, a tall man and I bumped into each other.
"Ah, sorry, sorry!" I said in a panic, then turned around and left.
Three seconds later, I turned back again.
The tall man that I bumped into just now was standing there, seeing me turn back, he gave me a military salute of the Xiling Empire.
"How many fake notes did you print last night?" I asked with a gloomy face.
"Reporting to the emperor! The cash we printed is enough to support all the commanders of the Empire to live in this world for four to five months, "The man in front of me was none other than one of the two fake notes duo last night," We can guarantee that it won't cause too much of an impact on this world's economy. "
"Then what are you doing here now?"
"Reporting to the emperor, I have successfully become a teacher of this school!"
It was as I expected …
"What are you teaching them?" I was very curious about what this big brother, who was printing fake notes the night before, could teach the students.
"Ideological, political, and legal foundations!" The fake money man in front of me replied confidently.
I felt that the next generation of Earthlings was going through a premeditated disaster …
Under the middle school building, Pandora was calm when she heard my question.
"According to your orders, they have found suitable jobs, and considering your safety, I have arranged for them to stay around this school."
"… Alright, I don't doubt whether they have the corresponding ability, but I have another question — — how did they find jobs? No matter what, it hasn't even been half a day, how could they find jobs? You have to know that they just came to this world last night! "
"Brother, do you remember the commander who was teleported into the tree trunk yesterday?"
I immediately thought of the unlucky guy who had his burr picked for an entire night.
"Did you remove all the burr in his stomach?" I was still very concerned about the safety of my subordinates.
"More or less," Pandora's tone didn't seem to care, "That guy is the commander of the Psychic Assault Unit, his specialty is group mind interference."
… Can I assume that the aliens brainwashed the Earthlings?
Although I still felt that it was a little inappropriate, I could only reluctantly accept this result, since I couldn't think of any good way to settle these 300 people.
Therefore, without anyone noticing, an alien invasion was completed without anyone noticing...
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