What was the possibility of a high school student with no income supporting 300 adults?
From a legal point of view, it was basically impossible …
Let's not talk about the problem of food for the 300 people. Even if their bodies were special and they didn't need to eat or drink for a short period of time, they still needed clothes and a place to live, right? I couldn't do the heroic feat of letting 300 high ranking officers of the Empire live in the open and beg on the streets …
Thus, the highest standard of alien workers in history was born.
To prevent passersby or bored high altitude surveillance aircraft from passing by (Is that even possible?) He discovered that Pandora had used an optical camouflage force field to envelop an area of one kilometer. Unless one accidentally barged into this force field, no one would be able to discover that there were so many suspicious people in strange clothes gathered here.
I watched with interest as these unknown lifeforms from Schilling's home planet were busy making the final preparations for their integration into this world.
I curiously stopped in front of a square faced uncle with his hands clasped together.
"What are you doing?" I asked in confusion.
Square face, thick eyebrows, firm lines, and a righteous expression. This uncle's appearance perfectly matched the image of a cannon fodder Paladin in an orthodox novel. He was currently sitting on the ground with his eyes closed and his hands clasped together. Was this the legendary meditative state?
Just as I said that, the uncle's hand suddenly flashed with a golden light. Then, he opened his eyes and showed me the item in his hand.
A small card.
ID card …
The technology of the Xiling Empire was really powerful. Even the method of making fake IDs was so advanced …
I smiled embarrassedly and said, "Go ahead, go ahead …"
The uncle nodded and continued to make fake IDs with a righteous expression …
After leaving the fake IDs uncle, I went in front of a long-haired beauty with a serious expression. There was a floating screen emitting a faint blue light in front of her. The images that flashed on the screen made me dizzy.
"What is this?"
The beauty stopped the image and said respectfully, "Looking for a job."
The static screen showed something that looked like a personal archive. It seemed like the big sister was planning to directly modify the citizen file to arrange a new identity for herself. Obviously, she did not understand the difference between humans and them. She thought that as long as she modified the records, she would be able to fix everything. Unfortunately, humans were not machines. Modifying a program would not change their memories. Even if you added your name to the archive, those people would not remember you as a colleague.
Just as I was about to tell her that this method wasn't advisable, she spoke first.
"Emperor," the long-haired beauty asked respectfully, "what kind of job is the president?"
I calmly turned off the screen in front of the long-haired beauty and squeezed out a few words, "Don't give me any more trouble …"
I really need to ask these guys what they are doing! I didn't expect them to use such a creative method to prepare them to integrate into human society. Although, their method was quite efficient.
After 30 minutes, I was finally shocked.
There were people making fake IDs, issuing fake IDs, hacking into the government's database, and two people hiding in a corner printing fake money. From their work efficiency, in less than half a year, these guys would become the masters of breaking down first and asking questions later when they enter society.
That wasn't all. More commanders gathered on the other side, around Pandora.
Two hundred Imperial Army commanders sat in a circle. In the middle of them was a huge 3D projection. The petite Pandora was holding a pointer that was almost as long as her and pointing at something.
"Everyone, pay attention." Pandora waved the pointer in her hand and said, "Look here!"
My eyes were focused on the place where the pointer was pointing.
"This is where the largest oceanic trench on this planet is located," Pandora said solemnly. "It is also the weakest point of this planet's crust. And here, this red circle, this is the best firing point for our dimensional cannons. If we want to conquer the most territory for the Empire at the lowest cost, we must add a Paswell psionic recharge system interface at this location, the location marked by the red line. Otherwise, the long supply line …"
"All of you, stop!" I finally couldn't take it anymore and roared.
My roar had a huge effect. The alien terrorists immediately formed a square formation at an astonishing speed and stood in front of me.
I reckon that this is the only criminal organization that is so well-trained.
Looking at the group of well-disciplined soldiers in front of me, I found it hard to imagine that just ten seconds ago, not only were they planning to conquer the world, but they were also researching the advanced technology of printing fake money and making fake documents while planning to conquer the world.
"Take a look at what you are doing!" I scolded sternly, "Making fake IDs, printing fake money, issuing fake IDs, hacking into banks to make black money … What are you thinking? These are still good, but you are still planning to conquer … "
"Brother," I felt someone tugging on the corner of my shirt, "If we want to smoothly integrate into this world without being discovered by humans, this is a necessary method. Did you forget that my identity is also fake?"
"Alright, fake IDs can be an exception. The one who made the fake IDs, you can continue making fake IDs." I waved my hand and let the square-faced uncle go back to his work.
"If you want to smoothly survive in this world, a start-up capital is essential," Pandora continued, "And you don't have to worry. When creating those currencies, we have already fine-tuned the world's financial structure through the human banking network. The possible economic loopholes will be transferred to some people's illegal income. It won't cause any impact on the current society's economy."
"… Alright, printing fake money can be barely passed. But even if you have a way to not cause any impact on the current economic market, you are not allowed to print too much!"
After getting my approval, the two Imperial Army officers who printed fake money immediately went back to their great work of providing start-up capital for the Empire's expeditionary force.
"Although we have new IDs, the sudden addition of 300 people may still be noticed by the relevant departments. Therefore, it is necessary to make appropriate adjustments in the human's citizenship system."
"… Just this once! Go back to work! "
A few commanders who were busy hacking into the citizen ID system saluted and left.
"Hey, that long-haired beauty just now, I'm not talking about you! You guys better follow the normal procedures when looking for a job! "
"Also, considering the Empire's interests …" Pandora paused for a moment before continuing.
"Are you trying to say that considering the Empire's interests, it is necessary to simulate a world war in advance?" The corner of my mouth twitched as I asked the loli in front of me who looked like nothing but a war maniac.
"Brother, it is a blessing for the Empire for you to have this kind of awareness," Pandora said calmly.
"Blessing your head!" I finally exploded. "This is a peaceful world, not your frontlines! Can't you guys just live in peace? Do you really have to start a world war? How much more trouble do you guys want to give me? "
Pandora stared at me with her unfocused gray eyes, as though she was confirming whether I was joking or not. Then, she finally nodded and turned off the projection behind her.
I turned around and found that the 200 commanders who were supposed to be mobilized for war were still standing in the same spot, waiting for their orders. I couldn't help but feel a headache coming on.
"Alright, alright, dismiss everyone. Go back and do some serious work, chat about life or something. If there's really nothing to do, go and help the brother who was just teleported into the tree to pluck the burrs."
All the commanders saluted in unison and dispersed.
It seems that I still have a long way to go to settle down these warmongers from the Xiling Empire.
"Pandora, is there anything else?" I noticed that Pandora was still standing behind me, so I couldn't help but ask curiously.
"Can't I stand behind brother?" Pandora raised her head slightly and asked.
"Oh, that's not it. I thought that you would be with your subordinates. After all, you are their superior, so there should be something you need to deal with."
Pandora's voice had a hint of resentment, "I was dealing with it just now, but I was interrupted by brother."
"Then it's better not to deal with it … Oh right, Pandora, what time is it now?"
"It's 2: 12 in the morning. It's time to go back."
"There shouldn't be any problems if we leave them here, right?" I was a little worried as I looked at the busy officers — I was really worried that these dangerous people would cause some trouble.
"They are all well-trained soldiers," Pandora replied. "You don't have to worry about their safety at all."
Little brat, you don't understand what I am worried about at all!
Forget it, let's go back first. Otherwise, it would be fun if my sister found out.
"Pandora, bring me back. Also, tell everyone not to cause any trouble."
Pandora nodded. Then, she carried me over her shoulder as if she was familiar with the task …
I must buy a car when I have the chance!
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