In the vast majority of situations, Shadora was a calm, serious, and perfect woman who was good at self-discipline. In the first family, which was full of things to complain about every day, she was the one who didn't like to complain the least. However, there were always exceptions to everything. Even the calm queen would lose her composure at times. For example, when she was with me, she would become silly and optimistic. When she was with Bindis, Shadora would willingly reveal her nasty side. These two can be said to be bad friends who have been quarreling for tens of millions of years. When the two are together, they basically bicker and set each other up. Of course, they also chat and laugh together like normal friends. However, this situation usually only lasts for a few minutes. Icetis, the female hooligan from head to toe, can always find an opportunity to stir up the anger in Sandora's bones. Seventy million years ago, it was through swindling people in Sandora's territory. Seventy million years later, it is through robbing Sandora's food that has an owner.
Oh, right, I am that food.
It is not difficult to imagine that before meeting Icetis, Sandora must be much more serious and calm than now. Even if you say that she is as silent as Pandora now, I would believe it. She is now purely forced by the female hooligan Icetis. The latter's influence is too strong.
You are a saint. If you stay face to face with Icetis for two hours, you might leave the house with two ribbonfish tattoos on your arms the next day …
Sandora and Icetis walked around the living room for seventy to eighty times. The latter doesn't care about her image at all. Even the usually calm Sandora doesn't seem to care about her image in this situation. When the two finally quieted down, I couldn't help but be curious, "I say, how did you two become friends back then?"
In my opinion, their basic personalities are two extremes. One is dignified and calm, the other … En, find a prison and throw her in for any reason. I just can't understand how they got together back then.
Of course, there is no difference in their image when they quarrel. Sandora's commotion is no less than Icetis's …
"She came to the Empire District to do something." Sandora pointed at Icetis. "She smashed my outpost."
"That was a misunderstanding." Icetis rolled her eyes. "I saw the abyss sample in the outpost. I thought it was contaminated."
"That is a test station, you illiterate!" Sandora seems to have a deep impression of the first time we met. She gritted her teeth when she mentioned it. "Also, can't you just smash the lab? What's the deal with smashing the entire outpost until there are only two nails left?!
"Back then, when I first went to the Empire District, I didn't see any of your strange equipment." Icetis waved her hand weakly. She didn't deny Sandora's evaluation of her as "illiterate." "That outpost happened to be doing some abyss expansion simulation. You know that I am a chivalrous goddess who abhors evil. My attack must have been as powerful as a thunderbolt. Then, you led the entire fleet over to give me a thunderbolt."
I nodded with a blank expression. I finally understand how Sandora and Icetis, two people who shouldn't be best friends, became good friends. As expected, no discord, no concord. This is the only possible way for the two of them to get to know each other. Come to think of it, I seem to have gotten to know Icetis the same way. Maybe the first step this female gangster takes to make friends is always a fight …
Sandora leaned on the sofa lazily waiting for dinner. Ever since the battle ended two days ago, she had been tense every day. The past half an hour of fooling around was probably the only time she could relax in the past two days. She waved at Icetis. "The one over there who died without a man …"
Icetis was furious. "Are you done yet?!"
Sandora blinked. "Oh, sorry. I haven't adjusted my state of mind yet. I want to say that it is actually quite good to know you. "
Icetis slid down from the sofa. "Although it is a little late for dinner today, you shouldn't be starving, right?"
Sandora only smiled and didn't say anything. She let Icetis jump up and down to express her opinion. I looked at this strange pair of best friends. Perhaps I could more or less understand why Sandora suddenly felt sentimental. The title of "Princess Warsong", behind the glamorous title, was an unavoidable solitude. A person who devoted her entire life to conquering and conquering the world, how much time would she have to stop and make friends? It was doubtful. Perhaps only a person like Icetis could forcefully enter Sandora's social circle. She was energetic, willful, and very good at fighting. For Princess Warsong, she was a good friend to stop and deal with.
"Speaking of which, where did Xiaoxue go?" I looked around. The naughty child who would usually run around in front of me at this time was nowhere to be seen. I was a little curious.
My elder sister popped her head out of the kitchen with a rather strange expression. "… She went out to buy something."
I suddenly had a bad feeling. Missy seemed to have mentioned before that the naughty child with super mobility went out to buy …
"I'm back!" Just as I was thinking about that, an energetic voice rang out from outside the door. Then, there was a rather loud sound of the door opening. Needless to say, the crashing sound belonged to a certain naughty child.
A moment later, Xiaoxue ran into the living room in her slippers. She was wearing a light muslin shirt that I had bought for her a while ago. She was wearing a short skirt, white knee socks, and a large sun hat on her head. Her style of dressing was very much like her. She did whatever she wanted, and it showed that she was unprecedentedly energetic. I couldn't see what she was carrying in her hands, but the girl was brimming with the kind of joy that came from shopping. She casually took off the sun hat and threw it to the side. Jingle, who was running around pushing a grape on the coffee table, was caught. "What … What suddenly fell! Jingle is trapped! "
I conveniently rescued Jingle from the cage of the hat and helped the little one peel the grape. (Speaking of which, this little bean has really been spoiled by me. He even needs the owner to peel the grape for him.) Then, I looked at Xiaoxue and asked, "What did you buy?"
Xiaoxue giggled foolishly. In the end, she realized that she couldn't fool me. She had no choice but to open her dimensional pocket and put things on the coffee table one by one. "High calcium type, nutritional type, immune enhancement type, probiotic type, flavor type …"
I covered my forehead and couldn't bear to look at the large pile of things on the coffee table. There were bottles, bags, and all kinds of milk powder. Optimistically, I reckoned that she had bought every kind of milk powder that she could find in the city. However, Xiaoxue wasn't done yet. She continued to pour out the items. "There are all kinds of Milk Bottles, one that automatically detects the temperature, one that automatically regulates the temperature, one that automatically detects the temperature, one that automatically detects the temperature, one that has a timer, one that has GPS, one that can prevent theft, and one that can automatically activate a psionic shield when attacked … Oh, right, I bought all these things from the City of Shadows."
Fortunately, Lin Xue and I stayed in the City of Shadows for a whole day and didn't meet this girl. Otherwise, she would have been beaten up by a mixed group of men and women on the street. I was wondering why the milk powder she bought had elven language on the packaging!
"This is good stuff!" Xiaoxue excitedly pointed at the can of milk powder that had the ingredients written in elven language. There were two long-eared elven mothers and a unicorn on the packaging. "This is a natural formula for high elves imported from the Giarudi world. It's actually made from unicorn milk. Look at the packaging, it's written that it can make the baby's ears sharper … Dad, your expression is so scary."
I looked at Xiaoxue's ears with a smile that didn't reach my eyes. I wondered if I should make her ears longer so that she would have a better memory.
"You crazy girl, can't you do something with your brain?" I poked Xiaoxue's head with my finger. "Is there anyone who buys milk powder for themselves?"
Xiaoxue rolled her eyes. "You can't use common sense to measure our family." Then, she puffed out her chest. "Actually, from a biological point of view, as long as I can make it in time, I can even breastfeed myself, although I might not be able to eat anything …"
With a loud crash, everyone in the living room collapsed. Icetis struggled to climb out from under the coffee table. She waved her hand at me. "Don't look at me. I don't think these words were taught by me. The sand content is too high."
I gritted my teeth and looked at Icetis. "If you sift through the people that Xiaoxue came into contact with before she turned sixteen, can you find anyone with a higher sand content than you?! A single sneeze from you is enough for the people in Changping to sift through for half a year! "
Normally, a girl's words could be described as sugar content. Due to Icetis's special stats, I usually used sand content to measure her.
The older sister finished her work and wiped her hands on her apron. She came over and flicked Xiaoxue's head. Then, she bent over to help clean up the milk powder, milk bottles, and toys on the coffee table. Based on this pile of things, I was sure that Xiaoxue had decided to take care of herself.
"Sis, aren't you going to help suppress this brat?" I rolled my eyes at Xiaoxue while talking to the older sister. This girl's stats were too high. It had already exceeded the range of my and Lin Xue's control. I could only place my hopes on the older sister's halo. In the end, the older sister didn't even raise her head. "It's fine. Kids just like to play. As long as they don't get into trouble, it's fine. Compared to this, you should be controlling the little crow. She tore your coat to make her nest. Also, that bird is used to squatting on the bed and sleeping. I was shocked when I went to clean up her room last time."
I looked at the window not far away. The little crow was leading her figurine girls to practice jumping down from trees and digging stones from the ground. Looking at this scene, I couldn't help but sigh faintly. There were too many magical girls in this house, and I couldn't manage them all. In comparison, Xiaoxue, who only had the ability to shock people with her words, seemed to be the one with the least destructive power. At the very least, she wouldn't be like Little Bubble, who drew little green men all over the ceiling …
At this time, I suddenly thought of something. I turned to look at Xiaoxue. "Oh right, little girl. According to the usual rules, you are still a long way from being born. Isn't it a little too early to buy these things?"
Xiaoxue immediately looked at me in a daze. "… Ah?"
Then, this overly excited girl finally calmed down. She realized that giving birth and cooking dumplings were fundamentally different. The biggest difference was that the former was more time-consuming. This time, she was dumbfounded.
Ten minutes later, the family gathered together to prepare for dinner. Xiaoxue silently held a milk bottle between me and Lin Xue. The milk bottle was three-quarters filled with milk powder. Right now, it could be described as boiling hot. However, the brat holding the milk bottle didn't seem to notice the temperature of the milk bottle. She just … bit the plastic nipple with a deathly pale face.
Lin Xue looked at her daughter in surprise. Then, she looked at the people around her who were trying to hold back their laughter. Finally, she couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong with this child? Is someone bullying her? "
"Who dares to bully her? See for yourself." I shrugged. The missy squinted her eyes. A white light flashed in her eyes. Then, she raised her hand and gave her daughter a smack. "Don't waste it! From now on, you have to make at least one milk bottle for every three meals! "
Xiaoxue held the milk bottle and sucked on it. It was so funny that people couldn't bear to look at it. Hearing her mother's decision, the brat looked as if she had lost her parents. She hugged the milk bottle and drank one-third of it in one gulp. In fact, before the missy appeared, I had already set a goal for this girl. That was to finish all the milk powder that I had bought. In the spirit of not wasting it, Xiaoxue would probably have to live with a milk bottle for the next few months.
"The taste that I haven't had for sixteen years … Slurp." Xiaoxue looked sad. The seventeen-year-old girl looked at the new 'rice bowl' in her hand. Thinking about how she would have to hold a milk bottle and walk around for a long time in the future, even a weirdo like Xiaoxue couldn't help but shiver. "If someone saw this, I wouldn't be alive anymore …"
I felt that she had brought this upon herself.
However, unlike us, there were a few fellows who had never seen a milk bottle at home. When Xiaoxue was halfway through her new meal, Medivh, who was sitting across the table, couldn't help but put down the sweet porridge in front of her. The little crow extended its hand to Xiaoxue and said, "Caw! I want one too! "
Xiaoxue was stunned for a few seconds. Hesitantly, she passed the milk bottle over. The little crow imitated Xiaoxue and sucked two mouthfuls, expressing its satisfaction. Then, things took a turn. Little Bubble, who was sitting next to the little crow, quickly became interested. Then, it was the little doll, and finally, it was Liliana who was purely causing trouble. A few minutes later, the group of naughty children had a milk bottle in their hands. Xiaoxue was overjoyed and went to the kitchen to get a big pot of hot water. As she poured out the milk powder, she muttered, "In the name of my dad, I'm saved … Thank you, sisters … Luckily, I bought a lot of milk bottles!"
Lin Xue and I gaped at the group of naughty children as they quickly entertained themselves. Xiaoxue was still muttering about how her sisters had been taking care of her since she was born. When she was a baby, it was her sisters who made her milk powder and fed her. She didn't expect to be fed in such a way today. As a staunch anti-logic person, she felt that fate was simply too fun.
Xiaoxue raised her milk bottle and looked at her sisters with a serious expression. First, she looked at the little crow and said, "I'm the first to thank Sister Bird. Sister Bird often made milk powder for me when I was young. I'm going to suck first!"
Then, the little girl who was already having fun stuffed the pacifier into her mouth as if she was holding a 200ml bottle of Erguotou …
All the adults were stunned. Lin Xue almost hid under the table and said, "I definitely didn't give birth to her … I definitely didn't give birth to her …"
Visca held a milk bottle that Liliana had just stuffed into her hand and looked at it for a long time. Then, he nudged his sister with his elbow and said, "Hey, do you want to try it?"
Pandora said expressionlessly, "Shut up."
Her sister, Uncle Kenser, and a few other standard parents watched the scene in front of them with smiles on their faces. The scene of those little girls who were seriously past the age of being able to drink milk sitting neatly in a row and holding a milk bottle would definitely be an apocalyptic scene if word got out. But apart from that, you had to admit that this scene was especially amusing, especially when there was a naughty child sitting cross-legged on a chair and chewing on a pacifier as if it was a cigar. If this scene were to be broadcasted, I would be amused for half a day even without subtitles.
Bubble looked at her daughter with a thoughtful expression. As everyone knew, Little Bubble's birth process was a typical "Schilling". That child was created and was born with basic mobility and maturity according to the system's settings. The Shiring Apostles didn't have a normal "infant development" period, and it was the same for Little Bubble. Right now, she treated the thing in her mouth as some kind of new edible toy. After thinking for a while, Bubble suddenly reached out and pressed her small, flat chest. She looked at me seriously and said, "My child's father, I suddenly realized that I need to evolve. I finally understand why you don't treat me as your wife! The parts I used are of the wrong model! "
I: "… Pu!"
Can't you comprehend something else?!
Sandora looked at Bubble gloomily and said, "Only in this aspect. If you dare to reform yourself, I will put you in confinement for a year."
"Speaking of which …" Shallow Shallow had been dealing with the bun in front of her as if the world had nothing to do with her. At this moment, she seemed to be in deep thought. Her gaze swept across Xiaoxue and Lin Xue. "Why does Xiaoxue look like she has a childhood trauma? She shouldn't be that hungry, right? Could it be that she often starved when she was young? " In the end, her gaze fell on Lin Xue. The latter shivered and stood up, wanting to stop Shallow Shallow. If she could be stopped, she wouldn't be Shallow Shallow. "Could it be that Lin Xue, you …"
Before she could finish her sentence, Lin Xue raised her chopsticks and charged at her. I was tongue-tied as I looked at the chaotic scene before me. In the end, I turned my curious gaze to Xiaoxue.
Xiaoxue sighed and looked at Sandora. At that moment, I had a bad feeling.
"I was born a few days ago. Sandora's mother felt that she needed an heir. Of course, more importantly, she felt that it would be nice to have a biological daughter. So, she used her and your soul fragments to put them together and gave birth to Little Sister Xiaoshan." Xiaoxue bit her pacifier fiercely as if she was recalling a class enemy. "I couldn't compete with her. Even if all the children in my family were to be added together, we still wouldn't be able to compete with her …"
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