What should I say? Life should be like this. Waking up at home, the sun shines brightly, the peace and tranquility. Lying next to a person who loves you and you also love each other. Embracing each other to welcome a new day.
And there are no naughty kids jumping in to mess things up.
The battle from 20 hours ago is still vivid in my mind, but now it is over. Even though I know that the things to worry about after the war have just begun, now that everything has just settled, I should take a breather.
I felt a soft touch next to me. A soft body was still resting on my arm. I turned my head and looked at Missy who was still curled up in my arms. She was still fast asleep. She looked like a small animal curled up into a ball. Outsiders would never be able to imagine that such a powerful young miss would actually sleep like a baby. Her hair was scattered on the bed, as thick as a pool of rippling water. There was a faint smile on the corner of her mouth, as if she had a good dream. She should have a good dream, the previous nightmare had really scared her.
Just as I was thinking about that, Missy suddenly smacked her lips. Then, she searched for my arm and took a bite.
I immediately sucked in the cold air with my teeth clenched. But I was afraid that I would wake my wife up, so I didn't even dare to inhale the cold air. I thought that whatever good dream this missy had, it was definitely related to food. At this moment, I was especially glad that Sandora didn't usually have dreams.
"Hmm …" Missy frowned in her sleep. It seemed like she felt that the texture was not right or the taste was not very good. So, she reached out her hand and grabbed in the air for a while. Then, she took out a bottle of pepper from her dimensional pocket in front of me. She sprinkled some seasoning on my arm where she had just bitten. Then, she revealed a satisfied smile and lowered her head to take another bite.
This time, before I could grimace, Missy woke up on her own. She made a lot of noise. "Achoo! Who! Who dares to sprinkle pepper on me while I am sleeping? Achoo … "
Lin Xue shuddered and propped herself up. Then, she sneezed a few times in a row. She did not even open her eyes until now. After a long time, she slowly woke up. She rubbed her nose and opened her sleepy eyes. When she saw that it was not the end of the world and that she was on the bed, she nodded in satisfaction. Then, she plopped her head back onto the bed. Within two seconds, she rolled herself into a ball like a small animal. She also took away most of my quilt.
"…"
"Wah!" Just when I was thinking about how to wake up Missy, who had a serious case of waking up, Missy finally reacted. She opened her eyes and saw me lying next to her. She immediately let out a conditioned scream. If there was no soundproof barrier in the room, her scream would have probably woken up the people on the west side of the city. Then, Lin Xue rubbed herself on the bed a few times and moved half a meter away. She covered her snow-white chest with both of her hands. Although I had seen it a long time ago, she stared at me as if I was looking at a monster. I patiently waited for this Missy whose intelligence had temporarily dropped below average to react. Then, I said, "Erm, good morning."
Lin Xue thought for a while and finally adjusted her intelligence to above average. She nodded at me blankly. "Oh, good morning." Then, she began to ponder. After thinking for a few seconds, her face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye. However, she still let go of her guard against a pervert and awkwardly scratched her face. "Oh, I forgot, I've already been eaten by you, you pervert …"
I said, "… Why don't you go back to sleep."
"I'm not going to sleep. I don't feel sleepy at all. I don't know what happened just now …" Missy sniffled. Then, she suddenly looked at me with a sharp gaze. "Oh right! Pepper noodles! You were the one who played this prank on me just now, right? "
I innocently pointed at the two bite marks on my arm. "Did you eat barbecue in your dream? You said I was tasteless … "
Lin Xue was stunned. Then, she giggled and tried to change the topic.
This was the morning after Lin Xue and I had our first super intimate contact. The conversation and the things that happened between the two of us were not romantic. There was not much tenderness. It could not even be considered intimate. She bit me twice and sprinkled some pepper noodles on the second bite. I watched the entire time as this tsundere woke up in a daze. I felt that everything was quite interesting.
But perhaps this was the best way for the two of us to get along. I was a blockhead who could not be romantic, and the missy was a tsundere who could not be tender. However, there was one thing that I could feel. Right now, Lin Xue and I were completely dependent on each other. Some kind of new tacit understanding had already appeared between us. The most obvious example was when she sprinkled pepper on my arm. I had already covered my mouth in advance. I think it was because of tacit understanding.
Lin Xue began to put on her clothes clumsily and secretively. I could tell that this girl with a two-faced personality was now being dominated by her shy side. I felt that this was very interesting because she couldn't hide anything at such a close distance. Also, this girl didn't need to hide anything from me right now … Thus, I watched as the young miss, who was almost completely exposed, swayed like a flower branch in front of me. The sunlight at 9: 30 in the morning shone on her body, completely outlining her soft and beautiful curves. Noticing my gaze, Lin Xue turned her head and glared at me angrily. She was really beautiful.
"Do you want to take a bath first?" I thought for a moment and finally made a suggestion that I thought was reasonable. Then, I saw a flash of light on Lin Xue's body. Her originally slightly messy appearance instantly became 'clean and new'. The missy was a little proud and said, "Bathing is too troublesome. I learned self-purification from Icetis a while ago. Anyway, being by your side, I more or less started to have a bit of divinity. The divinity's ability to not be stained by the mortal world is easy to learn."
I did not dare to ask her how long she had been preparing for last night. It would definitely be an amazing answer.
The sunlight outside was very bright. Due to various reasons, I woke up very late today. It was at least around 9 in the morning. However, even though it was already this late, there was still no one knocking on the door. I don't dare to imagine the reason. I reckon that the extremely bored fellows at home were already queuing up outside. Lying on the bed was very comfortable. Looking at the beautiful girlfriend beside me dressing and tidying up was also a very pleasant thing. If I could, I really wanted to lie down like this and watch Lin Xue swaying back and forth in front of me for a long time. This was really one of the most perfect moments of my life.
Well, the other two perfect moments were when Sandora and Shallow Shallow swayed back and forth in front of me. However, usually, Sandora would wake up in the morning and wander around for less than two minutes before running out to eat something. On the other hand, Shallow Shallow would wander around for two minutes before dragging me along to talk about world peace or cultural unification. Their perfect moments were really short. You see, in comparison, the Eldest Miss who was usually the most aggressive had become the most docile and pleasant one.
"If you don't get up, I'm going to roll you in with the blanket." Missy said resolutely as her knuckles cracked.
I dawdled out of bed to tidy up and stretch my body. Lin Xue seemed to be thinking about something. Then, she hesitantly moved forward and nibbled on my cheek. She whispered, "I think it should be like this. You have to kiss me when you greet me in the morning … Don't overthink it!"
I don't know who instilled this idea into her, but I felt that it was pretty good. Because usually, Sandora would bite me when she wakes up. Shallow Shallow was slightly better when she wakes up. She would bite me for a long time.
Only Lin Xue gave me a morning kiss. Although she also bit me twice before this morning kiss, and the other time was after she sprinkled pepper on it, but no matter what, this prickly girl who was like a hedgehog, once she softened, was actually this gentle and pleasant?
"Why is your gaze so weird?" Missy glared at me from the corner of her eyes. Then, she revealed an awkward expression. It was as if she felt uncomfortable after the first night even though she had transformed into a non-human body. "Ugh, my body feels weird. How the hell am I supposed to face people? I was actually tricked by a bastard like you so easily. "
"That, if you can't move, then …"
"Shut up."
"Oh, then how about I help you …"
"Shut up."
"… Does it still hurt?"
"Damn you …"
Actually, I had a question that I wanted to ask. It was about a certain prophecy that Lin Xue had gone off the rails. Because I knew that the first prophecy that Missy made after she awakened as a prophet was shocking. She saw that she was cruelly taken over by a beast. This directly led to the beast being oppressed by her for a long period of time. Every time I thought about this, I would burst into tears. I felt that the days that Missy tormented me were really unjust. However, from today onwards, Lin Xue's prophecy gave me a different feeling. I started to have a strange curiosity about it.
This was the problem with being cheap. Some things that people once feared would be forgotten once they became familiar with them. Instead, they would develop a lot of unnecessary curiosity. Do you know how many people die every year from welding detonators, sawing light bulbs, or smoking a cigarette at the scene of a gas leak?
Lin Xue quietly glanced at me. She could "see" some problems even without me saying them out loud. She thought for a moment and decided to choose between murdering her husband and having a friendly conversation. "If you dare to mention that prophecy, I will bite you!"
But in the end, she still confessed. "Actually, it's quite strange. Being able to predict the future isn't something comfortable at all. I always feel like I'm destined by something, but I know that it's the result of my own choice. It's quite confusing. But no matter what, being with a blockhead like you is the most satisfying thing for me. As for the prophecy, since it's already here, I really can't find a reason to change it or avoid it. Because … I like you, blockhead … "
For a moment, I couldn't think of what to say. It was the first time that I heard such a direct and undisguised feeling from her. This little hedgehog …
As if she saw the change in my expression, Lin Xue hurriedly added, "I'm not such a casual person. I've thought about the prophecy several times. It's just that I was shocked a few days ago … That's why I made up my mind."
I thought for a moment and finally couldn't help but say, "You still watch that video of yourself often?"
Then, I knew that I would have to explain to the rest of the family about the pile of bite marks on my body.
Lin Xue left a circle of bite marks on my body, fully proving that she was actually quite a prickly little hedgehog. Then, she ran to the bathroom to wash her face and brush her teeth. Even if she had the divine ability to not get stained by the dust, she still couldn't change her human habits. It was just like the little crow that still maintained the habit of squatting on the bed to sleep even though it could already walk on two legs. I laughed foolishly as I pondered about this prophet girl's matter. Before holding hands with her boyfriend, she would first watch their shameless days over and over again. This was the only family in the entire Void that could do this. The strength of Lin Xue's nerves was probably no weaker than Shallow Shallow's.
"That … You go and open the door." Standing at the door, the missy tugged on my arm and urged me. As the mother of the biggest brat in the family, she had a lot of feelings about how many bored and unreliable fellows there were in this family. She was sure that if she were to walk out of my room like that, there would be a crowd in the double digits. However, she still insisted on not directly opening a teleportation door to escape home. What an awkward girl.
I casually opened the door, but there was actually no one outside.
"Idiot! Under your feet! "
A very arrogant and seemingly hot-tempered voice came from my thighs. I lowered my head and saw a silver-haired, black-clothed Gothic puppet standing by my feet. Behind her was a large box, and on top of the box was a large stack of linear algebra exercises. The puppet girl raised her head and glanced at me. Her beautiful gem-like eyes were burning with anger. Then, she jumped up and kicked my knee, "Move! I want to go back to my room to sleep! "
I hurriedly took half a step back, leaving an empty space. I watched as the angry little puppet dragged her mobile sea-view room and temporary library back into her room. She was still muttering, "Idiot, you're really an idiot. Every time you throw me outside to sleep, puppets need to have quality sleep too. You don't even know this. You're so stupid, you're so stupid, you're so stupid …"
The little girl placed her box under the window again and angrily crawled in. She slammed the lid of the box shut and came out a few seconds later, "I'm not sleepy anymore …"
I knew it would be like this. I walked a few steps forward and carried the little girl on my shoulder. How could I not know that this girl was just angry and wanted to vent her anger?
I went downstairs with Lin Xue, carrying the angry doll on my shoulder. At the staircase, we met my older sister. She might have heard the commotion upstairs and came to call us down for dinner. I giggled at my older sister, who gave me an ambiguous smile. Then, she angrily punched me. "Let's go down for dinner!"
Then, we met Shallow Shallow. Shallow Shallow punched me angrily.
Then, we met Sandora. Sandora punched me angrily and bit me.
Then, we met Bubble. Bubble bumped her head against my stomach a few times with tears in her eyes. She still bit me before she left.
Then, we met Kenser. I hoped that he really said 'very good' and not some other homonym …
"Why did you all punch me?" After almost everyone in the house came up to 'greet' me, I looked at Missy in confusion. "Who did I offend?"
The young miss blushed. She was thin-skinned. She already knew that this matter would be exposed the next day, but she still felt embarrassed. So, she turned this embarrassment into her bad temper. "If I don't hit you, do you expect me to hit you? Do you think an inhumane beast like you needs an inhumane education? I'm the victim! "
I thought about it. If I shook my head now, I would definitely end up inhumane. So, I quickly nodded in agreement with Missy's opinion.
In the end, we met Icetis. This female pervert probably just came back from sunbathing on the balcony. She looked lazy and dispirited. She looked at me and Lin Xue from head to toe. Her gaze finally fell on the bite marks on my body. She was surprised. "Aren't you two in love with each other? Why did you resist so fiercely? "
Lin Xue was speechless.
In all fairness, the current him could beat this female hooligan.
However, I would never fight with a girl under normal circumstances.
Otherwise, I would definitely slap this female pervert. Would you believe it?!
"Dad." In the end, the voice that I didn't want to hear the most appeared. Xiaoxue moved closer to me with an expression that was not suitable for children. "Can you give me some pocket money later?"
I was about to slap the head of this girl who was full of ideas when I was stunned. "You spent it all again? What do you want to buy? "
"Milk powder, milk bottles, toys — — I've had a big appetite since I was young. I can't starve myself this time."
I held the brat's hand with tears in my eyes. "Don't you think it's a bit early?"
After I sent the brat away seriously, I moved closer to Lin Xue. "Let's do a mixed double tonight. If we don't beat her up, she'll be completely handicapped."
"She's already handicapped. She's going to borrow money from Pandora to buy milk powder."
"…"
After the bunch of bored fellows at home were finally suppressed by my elder sister, Lin Xue and I ate something for breakfast. It was the first time in my life that the young lady picked up food for me. It was the first time in my life that she took the initiative to clean the dishes. It was the first time in my life that she behaved like a newlywed wife. I felt that everything that happened in front of me was like a dream. It was as if this little hedgehog had really transformed overnight. However, when I touched the bite marks on my body, I seriously reminded myself: Stop dreaming. Even if she evolves from a beast type to a plant type, she can only evolve into a cactus type …
After eating and drinking my fill, I sat on the sofa like a rich landlord and pondered about the country's affairs. Beside me was the young lady who had temporarily softened like a young wife. Even if she really can only evolve into a cactus, I still have to lean on her for a while before she grows thorns. Then, I suddenly remembered something.
"Did we forget something?"
"What?"
"I remember asking the Admiral of the Empire to carry something when I came back …"
“？”
"Oh my god! There's still someone locked up in the Admiral of the Empire!! "
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