The situation with my sister's deification was basically clear now. How should I put it — — it was a little out of my expectations. It seemed that the things that happened in my family in the past month were quite complicated. If it wasn't for the fact that I had already led my people on an expedition to the Mellowa world, this incident would probably have caused me quite a bit of trouble. Of course, if I hadn't led my people on an expedition, my sister's divine power probably wouldn't have gone out of control.
I didn't know what kind of aftermath the people who replied "I pissed myself" and "I died laughing" in my sister's post, but I probably didn't have to worry about it. After the baptism of several infuriating accidents and years of operation, Boundless Love was now a rather mature and experienced organization. Furthermore, apart from the Imperial Army, most of the members in the organization were drawn from the servant army who were adept at dealing with such "abnormal situations". All of this gave Boundless Love a powerful and professional ability to deal with the aftermath. Those unlucky fellows who fell victim to Boundless Love must have been properly taken care of. Icetis was still sighing. Fortunately, she didn't reply "I died laughing" in her post. Otherwise, the difficulty of dealing with the aftermath would instantly increase by two levels. But even though she didn't die laughing, the complicated situation at the time was enough to give her a headache. That was because there were dozens of replies on the first page of that post that went like this: Snatch the front row seat! It's not like you'll get pregnant if you do it …
Fortunately, it took ten months for a human to gestate. Fortunately, the pregnancy wouldn't reveal any abnormalities within a short period of time. Fortunately, Boundless Love managed to deal with the entire incident in the first half a month. Otherwise, my sister might have been given the Divine Title of "Abortionist" …
This incident was related to "God". Of course, the most active person in the family was Liliana. This devilish loli was already a serious religious fanatic. As long as it was related to religion, she would enthusiastically participate in it. Now, she was already planning to establish a brand new religious department to track her sister's deification and make good use of this deification resource. Just like what she did with the little crow.
"By the way … If we continue to establish a religion for every additional person who becomes deified, how chaotic will our family become in the end?"
I didn't have any objections to Liliana's grand plans. On the contrary, I was very supportive of this lass being able to solve her biggest problem. However, when he thought of how his whole family would be made into wooden plaques and plaster figurines and placed on the table for three sticks of incense in the morning and in the evening, he could not help but feel a chill from the depths of his soul. "Do you think I will one day be made into a sticker and printed on the Church's advertisement?
Even if he accepted this setting, he still couldn't accept such a mess!
"Of course. How can you be a deity if you're afraid of trouble?" Liliana sat in front of the coffee table with a solemn expression. She didn't know when the pile of dossiers on both sides of her was already as tall as she was. She was fiddling with her MDT. "Think about the Roman Pantheon. There are so many deities on Earth, and each deity has an independent worship system. What's more, we have a lot of true gods here, and you have such a large territory. Optimistically, sooner or later, the Empire will set up a department similar to the Pantheon, which will be responsible for planning the sects and beliefs of the Schilling Pantheon. Just like what I, the Pope, am doing now. However, the Pantheon has not been set up yet, and there are not so many Schilling Pantheons to deal with. So, let me deal with it alone for the time being. "
"Erm … sounds like a big project …" I was fascinated by the prospect Liliana described. The glorious future of the Schilling Pantheon seemed to be presented in front of me. Icetis, who was sitting opposite me, held a hot water bag and looked at me silently. She suddenly said, "This lass is right. There is indeed a need for such a department to coordinate all the belief systems within the Protoss. There is a Pantheon in our galaxy that does this. However, we all call it the Household Registration Office. In addition, the Pantheon sometimes does some temporary street work. After all, once the pantheon matures, the work that needs to be handled every day is very boring and simple. When they have nothing to do, the people of the Pantheon will collectively go to the community to participate in voluntary work … "
I was speechless, "… Can't you let my glorious imagination continue for a while longer?"
"I am just giving you a heads-up. The daily life of a God isn't that great," Icetis swayed on the sofa. Then, she suddenly wailed bitterly, "I am depressed! I am depressed! "
I didn't expect the Goddess to be depressed when she was on her period. However, it was understandable. It was impossible for anyone to not be depressed when they were on their period for a month. When I thought that this female pervert would have such a day, why did I feel like laughing?
However, looking at Icetis acting unreasonable and shameless for a long time, I suddenly had a thought, "I say … Icetis, why don't you try to turn into that big loli form? Wouldn't you be able to avoid the trigger of the curse? "
I think that everyone didn't forget that the Goddess Pervert Icetis actually had a second form.
Icetis was stunned. As expected, she didn't think of that. Then, she saw the female pervert snap her fingers and a blurry mist covered her body. The mist quickly shrunk and Icetis's body also shrunk rapidly. Her clothes also changed shape like they were liquid. After a while, the domineering goddess disappeared in front of everyone and was replaced by a beautiful loli with long hair that reached the ground. One could see the shadow of Icetis between her brows, but it was the latter's appearance when she was young. Her gorgeous black evening gown was also changed into a black princess dress, which matched the female pervert's current loli form.
A small loli with blood-red eyes and an arrogant expression. Overall, she looked really cute.
The young version of Bing jumped off the sofa and pressed her flat chest. She looked down at her feet and the first thing she said was, "Damn, I can see my feet."
The atmosphere at the scene became heated. Other than the girls who hadn't been enlightened yet, all the girls who could see their feet when they lowered their heads all expressed that they wanted to kill her …
Of course, the carefree Icetis didn't notice the atmosphere around her. She only jumped on the spot lightly and felt her body relax. She instantly revealed a surprised expression, "Ah ha! It really worked! I knew it, how can there be no loopholes in this kind of semi-finished Divine Art! "As she said that, she pounced towards my direction again," Why didn't you say so earlier! Why didn't you say so earlier! "
"How would I know that you didn't think of this for an entire month?" I quickly dodged the female pervert's bear hug. Even though her body had turned into a washboard, her bad habit of bear-hugging others hadn't changed at all. It would have been fine if she was in her original form, at least it would have been soft and cushioned, but in her current form … I was really afraid that it would hurt, so I could only dodge. "Take it easy and pay attention to your image. Later, when Sandora uses your hair to pin you on the table, don't blame me for not reminding you."
Icetis was freed and couldn't care about the details anymore. She only knew how to jump up and down happily. After a long while, she finally calmed down. The first thing she did was to run to the fridge and bring back a basin full of ice cream and iced drinks. Looking at this scene, I pitied her. The power of her sister's curse went against the laws of nature. A goddess like her was actually forced into such a state.
Icetis hugged the cold drink and sighed in satisfaction. Then, she smiled at her sister and said, "Ha, I'm not afraid of your curse now. I don't believe that I will have my period in my underage form …"
As soon as she said that, I had a bad premonition. Everyone around us instantly quietened down.
After a moment, the big loli Icetis draped a blanket over herself again. She hugged her thermos and leaned against the sofa sickly like Lin Daiyu, washing her face with tears. As she slapped her mouth, she muttered, "I really have a f * cking mouth, I really have a f * cking f * cking mouth …"
I sympathized with her and went forward to press on the big loli Icetis's head, "Don't take it too hard. At most, the curse will be removed in half a month …"
Icetis shook her head and stared at me with her blood-red eyes, "I don't care! I want to eat ice cream! I have been saving these for a month, but I haven't had time to eat them. As soon as I tore open the packaging, my f * cking mouth disappeared! "
I turned my head and looked behind me. The basin of cold drink that Icetis brought out was still on the coffee table, but half of it had been turned into packaging. A group of happy little guys were surrounding the basin and eating the ice cream as if it was a festival. Every time there was the sound of the packaging being torn open, Icetis would shiver. In the end, she simply covered her head and went back to the blanket to continue pretending to be a corpse.
If you don't seek death, you won't die. Why doesn't this female rogue understand?
Liliana was holding the ice cream in her mouth. While recording something in a small notebook, she vaguely summarized, "According to the effect, Big Sister Chen Qian's curse can distort the established facts, causing a goddess with a God-level physique to have the same weakness as a mortal. For the time being, I estimate that these weaknesses are not fatal, but the nature and level of Big Sister Chen Qian's power can be seen …"
"What are you doing?" I looked at the piles of files in front of Liliana, the shimmering MDT in her hand, and the little notebook that never left her hand. I asked curiously.
Liliana did not look up, "Doing some statistical work and making a draft for the new Bible. It doesn't take much anyway. I will pick a few chapters of the Bible of the Goddess of Life and the Crow God and use the rest to poke Baidu. The efficiency of one book every two days is fine."
I was speechless.
"It's okay. Let her do what she wants. I don't care. Anyway, it will be revised in the future." The elder sister smiled carelessly and then moved over from the opposite side of the sofa. In an instant, the large group of people behind me neatly retreated at least five meters. Only the silly fox, who had the same ancestor as the husky, did not react. It still hung behind me and looked around curiously. When the elder sister sat down, it quivered and hurried back to the back with its tail.
"… She seems to be getting more and more stupid recently, right?"
The elder sister looked at the golden furball that had rolled back to the back to play with the group of little girls. She said leisurely, "A little, but this is the life she really wants. The fox is actually a very simple person. She said that if she had the chance, she would rather live a carefree life where she did not need to use her brain at all. Just like a long time ago, when she was still in the forest. Perhaps she has finally found such a life … Well, Ah Jun, let's not talk about the fox. Let's put the matter of deification aside for now. Tell me about your experiences in the past month. I have a rough understanding of the situation of the Mellowans and the situation of the thirteen worlds. I am a little concerned. "
"Oh. But you don't care about those clowns?" I was referring to the group of people who formed a defensive formation against the elder sister. Speaking of which, even Sandora got involved. Was the elder sister's deterrence that serious?
"Well, whatever." The elder sister seemed to be smiling happily. "This is how a home should be like a home. When you were young, you were much more mischievous than them."
I turned to look at the clowns who were still forming an inverted cone formation and hiding far away. Of course, they did not have any ill intentions towards the elder sister. Right now, this was just a daily collective behavior that they were happy to see. Since the elder sister was willing to play along with them, then let them continue to play.
"Then, tell me about what happened during the month of the expedition." I exhaled. "Elder sister, this matter might not make you feel very comfortable …"
In the next two and a half hours, I roughly explained what happened during the expedition to the Melovar World. I mentioned Anulili and her younger brother, as well as the slave races that were controlled by the Melovars, Turazzo and his conservative faction, and the insane crimes committed by the radical Melovars under Barrian's leadership. I also mentioned the Empire's property that was stolen from the fifteenth district.
Of course, I also mentioned the Royal Starship that my elder sister left for the Mellowans to escape for their lives. In the end, it was almost used against the Imperial Army. I also mentioned the Deep Submergence Communication prototype that was found in the end and the World Core that was discovered by chance.
I talked about all these things for two and a half hours, but I only managed to explain the gist of it clearly. At first, I did not feel it, but now that I thought about it, I realized that I had experienced so much in the past month. To be honest, more than half of them were unpleasant experiences. The Mellowans were probably the biggest dark history that I encountered after the establishment of the new Empire. However, there were some things that you could not avoid even if you wanted to. Meanwhile, my elder sister listened quietly from the side. She did not express any opinion, and the expression on her face did not change at all. It was only when she heard about the Mellowans' brutal acts that she frowned, revealing an expression that was filled with anger and a hint of sadness.
And before that, she always had a faint smile on her face as usual.
Obviously, to my elder sister, the huge property of the old Empire, her Royal Fleet, the inventory of resources in the Fifteenth District, and the secret behind the World Core did not have much meaning to her. My elder sister was not interested in these things. She was still the ordinary elder sister who saw "home" as her everything. Other than that, it was difficult for her to feel any sense of reality. Even the important matter of me becoming a god could be temporarily put aside in a few words. Of course, the various dark history of the old Empire that gave me a headache was something that she was even less interested in.
"Ahhh — the things of my previous life." My elder sister was silent for a long time. Suddenly, she let out a long sigh. "Ah Jun, actually, I always felt that it would be better if I did not know about the things of my previous life … I did not know that so many things had happened back then. Then, I would have helped you take care of your home, and when you needed help, I would have gone to war for you. Just like that, I would have been satisfied …"
"Ugh." I looked at my elder sister. I more or less understood her troubles. My elder sister had been a normal person for more than twenty years. She had always lived cautiously and never had any ambitions. She could accept the sudden power and responsibility in the Empire only because these things could help her younger brother. However, it was difficult for her to accept the huge change in her identity. She was not used to these things that seemed unrealistic to her. My elder sister was such a person. You could say that she lacked ambition. Anyway, she had never cared about such things.
"Every time I go to a city in the Heavenly Realm, it makes me feel awkward. Everyone there knows me. Alleria still excitedly calls me Your Majesty, and so does Odemsius." My elder sister smiled unnaturally. "To them, the Emperor has returned, and they all know the Emperor very well. But to me … I can't remember much about them. When faced with their warm greetings, sometimes I really don't know what to do."
After a pause, my elder sister quickly added, "Of course, I don't bother them. Alleria and Odemsius are very loyal subordinates. They really give their all. It's just that it's a little awkward to meet them."
"Forget it, let's not talk about this." The two of them were silent for a few seconds. My elder sister suddenly shook her head in relief. "You'll get used to it eventually. Wasn't it just as awkward when they called me Mistress back then … What are we going to do with the thirteen worlds in the end?"
"Incorporate them into the territory of the Empire as directly governed worlds," I said the plan that Sandora and I had agreed on a long time ago. "The local civilization system has been severely damaged. Those universes cannot be regarded as sovereign worlds, so they will all be assigned to the Empire. I intend to place them in the middle zone of the Empire. It's too dangerous to place them at the border sequence as they have no defense. It's not necessary to place them around the capital world, so it's better to place them in the regular sequence. As for the natives there, Sandora has investigated and identified a group of natives with potential. They have a high level of technology and basically have the ability to develop independently. At the same time, these natives also have the experience of fighting together with the Imperial Army. They are less resistant to joining the Empire camp, so we can consider forming a servant army. However, the other native civilizations are more resistant … They still can't forget what happened during Melroy's reign, so they are a little distrustful of any powerful foreign civilization. "
"Then let them trust us," my elder sister said slowly. "We can't walk the path of the old Empire and the Melroy people. An army conscripted by force is always unstable. We can let them come into contact with other servant armies … Hmm, the tree elves and the Salvation Army should be the most suitable. The former is very friendly and approachable, and they have a kind of silly optimism towards the Empire. The latter is experienced and is one of the earliest servant armies established in the new Empire. Their words carry weight. It will be more effective to let these races who are also part of the servant army come forward to rope them in. "
"Hmm, Sandora and I think so too. When all thirteen worlds are in place, we will open up these communication channels. Also, sister … about the Melroy people … "
"I don't want to ask too much about the radicals." My elder sister had an angry expression on her face when she mentioned the radicals. "The Empire's court will take care of it. It's just that I'm very interested in that Turazzo … In two days, let me meet those conservatives."
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