The commotion in the living room quickly alerted the rest of the family. Soon, a large group of people came out from every corner of the house. Actually, I was very curious as to why it was every corner, but let's not talk about this topic. Among the five Protoss Cops, other than Icetis, the other four seemed to have good complexions. Furthermore, based on Elson's grief-stricken expression, I deduced that the four of them were playing mahjong just now. Anveena swayed as she pushed open the door of the large clock and bowed to her master with impeccable aristocratic etiquette. Little Bubble and the other naughty brats rushed down from the second floor in a hurry and hung on my body in an instant. The doll, Little Lamp, hugged my head while forcefully squeezing Little Bubble down, "You go and form the arms, I will form the head, go go …"
The atmosphere of returning from the battlefield was instantly dispelled by this group of extremely powerful dolls. It was indeed the greatest blessing of his life to have such a group of happy people.
I spent some effort to remove Bubble, Little Bubble, and Liliana, who came to join in the fun, and placed them in a row on the sofa. As for the head, it was too difficult to remove it, so I temporarily carried her. Speaking of which, Bubble … You claim to be the child's mother, a mature professional woman. At this time, can you do something that a child's mother should do?
In the end, the elder sister finally came down from the second floor. She was wearing a home dress with a white waistcoat. Her long hair fluttered, her steps were light, and her complexion was good. She didn't seem to have any problems at all. Of course, considering the elder sister's ability, she would definitely be fine after her divine power went berserk. The one with the problem was currently lying on the sofa pretending to be a corpse.
The moment my elder sister appeared, the fellows around me immediately spread out in tacit understanding. Even the group of girls who weren't afraid of anything hurriedly moved to a faraway blanket. Xiaoxue was originally cuddling with her mother and chattering about the war outside. At this moment, she slipped behind the sofa with a 'swish'. In the shadow at the corner of the stairs, the demon fox girl, who had completely fallen into a cycle of eating and sleeping, was lying on the sofa and dozing off. At this moment, her ears suddenly pricked up. The moment the elder sister passed by her, the little fox girl's tail hair stood up. Then, like an exploding windmill, she rushed towards my direction with a "Ao" sound. By the time I reacted, this fox was already hanging on the back of the sofa. She stuck her head out and looked outside, her ears twitching as if she was having a stroke. Is this the vigilance of a canine?
The only one who didn't hide was Icetis, who was lying on the sofa pretending to be dead. The female rogue waved at the elder sister weakly, "Come here, I'm like a dead pig that doesn't fear boiling water …"
Based on the reaction of the family, I could tell that the elder sister's situation was quite serious …
After a while, the living room settled down. There were two people sitting in front of me: One was the elder sister with a gentle smile, and the other was Icetis, who was still lying on the sofa pretending to be dead. Behind me, the entire family was arranged in a cone-shaped formation with me as the center. The remaining four members of the five Protoss gang were the furthest away, while the stupid fox, who was always tortured but never learned her lesson, was the closest. She hung behind me, wagging her tail with a curious look on her face.
She probably thought that with a sturdy meat shield in front of her, she would be able to rest easy. She had completely grown into a husky.
"Let's talk about the situation first. Let's talk about the situation first — —" I laughed dryly, and my gaze fell on Icetis, "Tell me what happened to you first. Your situation … is quite shocking."
It was really shocking. In my impression, Icetis was always an angry, berserk warrior. She would either cause trouble every day, or she would be preparing to cause trouble. How could she be as gentle and quiet as she was now? Right now, Icetis's appearance, temperament, and charm — — if she was thrown into a Korean drama, she would definitely die of cancer after reaching level 40. Of course, the most shocking thing was that she claimed that she had been on her period for a month …
"Your sister really went berserk," Icetis turned over and leaned lazily on the sofa. She picked up the hot water bag next to her and hugged it in her arms, even though I didn't think that this thing would have any effect on her. "She definitely went berserk. Right now, she and the people under her influence are in a state of complete control. The last time I talked to you, didn't I say … "
"'Fortunately, the goddess doesn't have her period'," Sandora hid in the second row behind me and looked at the sullen female pervert in ridicule, "I remember it clearly. To think that you could say that without any hesitation."
"Damn it, I'm regretting it now." Icetis wanted to cry, "When the power of the curse goes out of control, any action will lead to the worst possible outcome. Moreover, a person's subjective opinion will speed up the process. On that day, my period came, and it came twice this month, once for half a month … Damn it, the goddess doesn't even have this ability! Although our body structure looks … "
"Cough cough!!" I quickly coughed. If we continue on this topic, even if Icetis had the nerve to say it, I would be too embarrassed to listen. Why didn't this female pervert have any restraint at all? "Let's not talk about this topic. Let's talk about my sister's situation. How did she behave after her deification? Also, how should I … Mm, how should I help her control it? Icetis, didn't you say that I would be able to help her control it when I came back? "
Icetis looked at me bitterly. Her gaze gave me goosebumps: To be honest, although this female pervert has a good face, she is only suitable for the image of charging in front with a brick. Now that she has been tormented by my sister for a month, she looks like a resentful woman. My entire worldview has collapsed.
"Damn it, you heartless person … You just glossed over such a huge matter with just a word …" Sis Bing muttered, but she didn't forget about the important matter at hand. "It's easy to stabilize your sister, you just have to stay by her side. I have done some research. Your sister's main problem is that she suddenly separated from the catalyst at the crucial moment of deification. The catalyst is you. As a result, it caused the deification process to pause. However, when it was paused, she was already halfway through the process. In other words, your sister already has the characteristics of a god, but she hasn't had the time to stabilize this special ability. Now, as long as you stay by her side, everything will continue smoothly. The one month pause in the middle won't affect the quality of the product … Once she completes the transformation, everything will … That means that I have to suffer for at least half a month?! "
Icetis was rather straightforward. I quickly understood what was going on. To put it bluntly, my sister's deification process had already begun when we went to the Mellova world. Her power was slowly increasing, but because the source of the disturbance was very stable — in other words, I was always by her side. So, although my sister's power was increasing, her stability was also increasing. However, I left midway, causing this project to temporarily become unfinished. Fortunately, the deification process supported the continuation of the broken points, otherwise this rare opportunity would have been wasted.
Knowing that as long as I stayed by my sister's side, everything would be guaranteed to go smoothly, I instantly heaved a sigh of relief. The people around me also heaved a sigh of relief, as though they could see the light of release appearing before their eyes. Meanwhile, Shallow Shallow rolled her eyes and thought for a long time. Suddenly, she pointed at the little crow curiously. "That's not right. Little Birdie was always by Ah Jun's side when she was deified. Why did she still lose control once?"
Icetis silently looked at the silly bird who was squatting not too far away, seriously counting the dozens of little crows on the ground. She shook her head and sighed. "First, she ate random things, causing her to grow faster. Second … it's a problem with her intelligence."
Then, everyone nodded in agreement.
"Right, you haven't told me yet. What did my sister do after she deified? How did you guys discover this in the first place? " I looked at Icetis curiously. Although I could roughly see some clues from this female gangster's encounter, I was still a little confused as to what form my sister's power had mutated into.
"What you are seeing now is the most important aspect." Icetis pointed at herself. "Her power fell on me, so I have to be careful in everything I say. If I accidentally say something unlucky and your sister's power happens to be in a certain active period, then … regardless of whether your sister releases her power or not, I will be affected by the information disturbance. Even if it is something that goes against the laws of nature, it will become a prophecy." For example, having a period of one month, right?
"This is a little like a collapsed version of the symbolic effect." The missy nodded as though it was a matter of fact. At the same time, she tirelessly pulled Xiaoxue off her body. The crazy girl who stood as tall as her mother had entered a neurotic state again. Now, she thought that she was only six and a half years old. "It should have been a symbolic effect that provided all sorts of positive effects, but in the end, it descended on you in the form of a curse."
Sister Bing snapped her fingers. "Correct. Then, let's talk about how we discovered this situation in the first place … "
Everyone instantly pricked up their ears, afraid that they would miss a word.
"One day, your sister went online and made a post. Oh right, it was on the internet on Earth, not the Empire Communication Network. "
"Oh — —" Everyone dragged out their voices in unison. Actually, our daily life was quite ordinary. Shallow Shallow liked to go out and wander around. The missy liked to buy some strange and rare things and pile them at our house. The little ones liked to go to all sorts of amusement parks and parks. As for the elder sister, she didn't like to move around. Usually, other than helping Anveena with the housework, she would occasionally go online or something. You see, even though our family's profession was so earth-shattering, it didn't affect the hearts of ordinary people. My sister would usually post the dishes she cooked on Weibo. Even the doll had a Taobao account because she wanted to buy beautiful clothes from the SD doll section.
"What's the content of this post? My sister doesn't usually quarrel with people, right? "
"The content of the post isn't much." The elder sister took the initiative. "I just posted a few photos of Little Bubble, and then posted a few interesting things about Little Bubble. You also know that the little girl is usually muddle-headed and often makes a fool out of herself. Posting the interesting things about our own child is also a way to show off — — that's right. "
I shuddered as I recalled the shameful incident of my elder sister showing off the papers whenever I occasionally got a good score — — It's already been more than ten years, and not only did my elder sister not change, it even extended to Little Bubble?
Icetis sighed. "There's nothing wrong with the post your sister posted, the problem is … there was a reply below the post: Hahaha, I pissed myself laughing …"
Everyone: "…"
Me: "… Don't tell me it's …"
The little doll next to me took out a month old newspaper from a crack in the sofa and read it aloud: "A 30-year-old uncle contracted a strange disease. He went to 12 andrology hospitals but couldn't find the root of the disease — — Laughter. It troubled him so much that there was a subtitle below: Why did the humorous uncle next door become … face … face …"
I rubbed the little doll's hair. "That word is' paralyzed '."
The little doll continued loudly: "He became paralyzed on the face! Idiot, I don't need you to remind me, I know how to read this word! "
"That's a sad story." Liliana sighed, but her expression was especially bright. "Then how did you guys connect these two things together? Is Boundless Love active again? "
On the other side, Xiaoxue laughed dryly. "It's mainly because the scale of the event expanded, and those who followed the trend ruined their lives. There were more than a hundred people who followed the trend under that unlucky uncle's post — — and then they all laughed."
I: "… That's a tragedy."
"That's nothing," Xiaoxue said with a smile. "There's another one who died laughing …"
Everyone felt a chill down their spine. The missy slapped her daughter onto the sofa. "Don't say such disgusting words!"
Xiaoxue covered the back of her head and laid on the sofa. She muttered in a muffled voice, "The words aren't disgusting, but the events are disgusting …"
I rubbed my forehead as I listened to Xiaoxue, Bindis, and Big Sister talk about the various things that had happened in the past month that made me speechless. I felt that it was a mess. Big Sister's divine power had gone berserk, and it had actually spread to the outside world through such an unexpected channel. It could only be said that it was fortunate that it was spread through the internet, so there was a limit to how strong the information disruption was. If it was direct contact … That female pervert who was curled up on the sofa right now was a tragic example. Even though she was a Greater God, she was still unable to resist her sister's vicious power of misfortune. How many times would an ordinary person have died?
"So, we spent a lot of effort to settle the matter outside." Xiaoxue finally stopped torturing her mother and came over to torment her father. This extra-large brat hung on my neck and laughed heartlessly. "Luckily, the Boundless Love organization that Shallow Shallow's mother started had its own operations. We used their various identities in human society to find those who had replied to that post. Then, we dispelled the curse when they weren't paying attention. After that, we had to compensate them secretly, eliminate the influence, and control the public opinion. Dispelling the curse is so troublesome! The physique of an ordinary person is too weak! "
I ruffled the lady's hair. Xiaoxue mentioned Boundless Love. She had also borrowed the power of Boundless Love this time. I could only say that this brat had finally done something serious.
Of course, I was also guessing that this brat had finally found a new toy …
Boundless Love was established by Shallow Shallow in high spirits. It was a rare sight to see that it had been maintained until now. Now, it was basically a regular department that had been operating for a long time. Although this department didn't belong to any Empire department, it now had a mature mechanism and a complete set of personnel structure. When there was a mission, Boundless Love would assist the Esper Department to deal with some troublesome unnatural incidents on Earth. When there were some special incidents, such as my sister's divine power going berserk or the sudden appearance of some antique non-flammable garbage in the Empire that affected ordinary people, they were in charge of eliminating the influence in the dark. Shouldering such a responsibility, it could be considered as an unregistered subordinate department of the Empire. In the list of departments, Boundless Love was also known as the Surface World Abnormal Affairs Handling Center.
Although the founder of Boundless Love was Shallow Shallow, everyone knew that she couldn't maintain her popularity for a long period of time. So, most of the time, Boundless Love operated on its own. We would only use the power of this department when there was an incident.
"One of the most important criteria for determining deification is whether the release of one's own power is in line with the general rules of symbolic effect and information disturbance." Icetis sat upright, hugging her warm water bag as if she was really serious. "It was based on the above incident that I immediately determined that your sister had become deified. Her power is no longer something that requires her to have a 'clear release process' to take effect. Instead, it has become an information disturbance source that can be activated by a third party as long as it exists. The post that your sister posted on the internet was just a message. She didn't do anything to the message, but the victim of the incident was hit by a curse after coming into contact with the message. That is the most classic information disturbance phenomenon. If your sister had added a curse to the post, it would be a different matter. Of course, we won't be discussing that now. "
Liliana mumbled in a corner behind me. "God has great power, and his words are law. It means that the existence of God itself is a form of great power. God doesn't need to take the initiative to do anything. What he says, what he thinks, and even a look can be directly turned into power. Chen Qian has now completely become such a God. And because she is also a 'clergy' in charge of combat, her power is more destructive than helpful when it is out of control. Now that she has regained control of this divine power, a lot of things need to be prepared. Boss, based on my experience as Pope, it's almost time for us to set up a religious department for Chen Qian … "
I turned my head and looked at Liliana silently. Another evildoer was about to move …
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