In front of me was a cup of green tea. It was steaming and fragrant. Two mini figurines stood beside the teacup. One of them had dark purple hair with a metallic sheen. It looked exactly like the little crow. The other one had long green hair and was dressed in green. It had two pairs of translucent wings flapping around on its back. Alright, it was the newly born mini Medivh and Jingle who were studying the tea curiously. The former was holding onto the rim of the teacup and using her eggshell shards to drink water. The latter was reaching into the teacup and eating tea leaves as snacks. It was a scene of joy, innocence and cuteness. This scene calmed me down.
That was because I was sitting opposite an inconceivable person who could hatch a mini version of herself from a ping-pong ball.
As expected, it was impossible to calm down. This was definitely not a situation that could allow one to calm down.
"I say, little girl …" I added some hot water to the teacup under the curious gaze of mini Medivh. I said to the little crow, "Didn't I tell you? It's not that I don't want you to hatch eggs. It's just that you are still young. You can't take care of so many at once …"
Before I could finish my sentence, I heard a rustling sound from the side. Shallow Shallow ran in with a huge box. She shouted loudly, "I collected them all. There's quite a lot!" Then, she placed the box on the tea table.
I looked up and saw that there was everything in the box: ping-pong balls, tennis balls, light bulbs, balls of string, twisted eggs, walnuts, master balls and even a steaming vegetable bun.
"Ahaha, this is what I want to eat." Shallow Shallow chuckled as she picked out the vegetable bun. As usual, she broke it in half and handed one half to me. "Ah Jun, why don't you eat it? Big Sister just steamed it. "
I stiffly accepted the vegetable bun that Qian Qian handed to me. This girl was really calm and optimistic. In her mind, the most important thing was to share the vegetable bun with her boyfriend. After that, she could talk about world peace. I turned around and saw that the little crow was staring at the piping hot food in Qian Qian's and my hands. Then, he stretched out his hand and said, "Master, I want to eat too!" She didn't have the slightest awareness that she was being scolded. In fact, I suspected that she didn't even know that she had made a mistake.
A naughty brat like Xiaoxue was difficult to deal with because her Moral Quotient was relatively low. But no matter what, Xiaoxue still knew when she caused trouble and when she would be scolded. Meanwhile, a naughty brat like Little Crow was even more difficult to deal with than Xiaoxue. This was because not only did she have no Moral Quotient, she was completely oblivious to the fact that she caused trouble in most situations. In fact, even after being scolded by her entire family for an entire day, she could still laugh and run around. From a certain angle, if this shameless ability and tenacity could be applied to shield technology, we might have arrived at the other side of the Chaos Abyss by now … As I thought about all this, I still stuffed the bun into the little girl's hand to prevent her from crying.
"Alright, do you really think that all of these things would be …" Sandora, who had been sitting at the side without saying a word, couldn't help but frown and interrupt. She looked at the messy box on the coffee table. The only thing they had in common was that they were all spherical objects. She said in a strange tone, "Did Medivh really hatch her splinter from a ping pong ball?"
"There's an eggshell to prove it. These little things are like silly birds. They value their eggshells very much. There's no way they would make a mistake." Icetis was lying on the sofa reading a book. She stretched out her arm from under the big book and pointed at the newborn mini Medivh on the coffee table. The latter was still firmly leaning on the edge of the teacup, leaning forward to drink water from the eggshell. She would occasionally gasp for air when the hot tea was scalded. It was as if this was the only thing left in her world. The 'eggshell' in her hand had already been identified. It was indeed half a ping pong ball. Even Icetis was said to be in a daze for a few minutes when she first identified it.
"This doesn't make sense." I took out a ping pong ball from the box and gestured next to the mini Medivh's head that was showing extraordinary enthusiasm for the green tea. "It's more or less an egg, but the ping pong ball is too small. How did this little thing get inside? Isn't she suffocating? "
Icetis couldn't take it anymore and put the book to the side. She looked at me like she was looking at an idiot: "Nothing should have hatched in a ping pong ball in the first place! This premise is already a fait accompli and you're still worried about whether the egg isn't big enough! Is there anyone who's a pain in the ass like you! "
I silently lowered my head and weakly protested: "Ahem, be a bit more civilized in front of children. How am I supposed to explain when the little crow chases me and asks me what a pain in the ass is?"
Icetis exhaled and turned her head to continue reading: "Civilized my ass. What I said was just a mood particle. It's an ancient language. Modern translation my ass. The history of civilization is just a history of using different grammatical methods to translate curses. In the end, it becomes more and more unrecognizable … Never mind, I'm not going to talk to you anymore. I'm still busy reading the Bible …"
I looked at Sister Bing, whose words had gone on a rampage, dumbfounded. I couldn't help but ask: "Why are you so angry?"
Icetis ignored me as she spoke. At this moment, she turned around: "Damn, I just got news this morning. Two worlds under my name are fighting each other. The reason for the war is because they have different understandings of the Bible. Two groups of archbishops prayed at the same time and asked me what the two passages in the Bible mean … I searched for the entire morning but I couldn't remember when I wrote about tofu pudding in the Bible in my life! Furthermore, how many years has it been? Back then, I had engraved the Bible on the clay tablets for them, but those little brats still kept every word of it. Now that they have developed to the stage of intergalactic civilization, they still insist on erecting totem poles everywhere. Don't they know that literary creation is about timeliness? I can't even find the feeling of pulling the eggs that I pulled back then … Wu … Damn! Sandora, you're crazy … Wuwu … "
Icetis was tied up like a dumpling and thrown out by her good friend. Then, Sandora and I looked at each other: "Do I have nothing better to do than to provoke that idiot!"
No matter what, Icetis's interruption was a good way to adjust the atmosphere. I didn't pursue whether it was scientific that the little crow hatched a Schizosoma from a ping pong ball. The crux of the problem now was: How to solve this bullsh * t problem from the root.
"Now we can speculate that the little crow is probably able to hatch a Schizosoma from anything that she thinks is an egg." I took out a tennis ball from the box and tossed it in my hand. The little crow, who was busy stuffing a bun into her mouth, immediately stared at me. Her little head followed the movement of the tennis ball. She definitely thought that this was an egg. "This kind of cognition depends on her subconscious. Even if we tell her that these things aren't eggs and she understands, it doesn't matter … To put it bluntly, it is the power of God. God's power is higher than the natural laws of this world. God believes that ping pong balls can hatch chicks, so ping pong balls must hatch chicks … Why is the little crow so insistent on hatching eggs?"
I was very confused about this. As a primate, I would never be able to understand where the little crow's motivation to hatch eggs came from. It was just like how I couldn't understand the two idiots in the corner who were playing rock-paper-scissors to decide who would get kicked by Lin. The male Light Protoss was playing rock-paper-scissors in the corner. Speaking of which, if 123 is an M, what's your attitude, Kenser?
"Medivh is a very obedient child." My sister came out from the kitchen at this moment. She said while wiping the water droplets off her hands with the edge of her skirt. "She listens to you and Anveena. So, I guess she didn't do it on purpose?"
"Caw?" The little crow looked at the adults around her. She didn't seem to understand why the atmosphere was a little serious. However, this didn't affect her self-entertainment. She moved her head and a mini Medivh emerged from her hair. Then, the little crow began to pick out the chives from the vegetable buns and fed them to the little one. The scene was extremely strange.
We had only just discovered this. When Medivh released or recalled her Schizosoma in small batches, she didn't need to create a large-scale Raven Storm. This was probably the only good thing. Because of her almost uncontrollable Raven Storm and her erratic brain, the little crow was now the best at demolishing houses in the family. I was glad that I had a way to mitigate her destructive power.
"In other words … Medivh wasn't being disobedient on purpose. Instead, she had no choice but to release her power. That's why she has been acting so strangely these few days?" Sandora said thoughtfully. She took out an apple from her dimensional pocket and started munching on it. My gaze immediately fell on the apple. Her Majesty the Queen suddenly became vigilant. She protected her food and said, "What? I don't have any more eggs to eat! Even the apple is going to be taken away? Don't tell me that she can hatch Schizosoma from this thing! Then, do we have anything edible in our house? "
"If this situation continues, sooner or later, our house will have steamed steamed buns into triangles. Can you imagine the scene of this little girl lying on the steamer and hatching a bunch of steamed buns?" I smiled bitterly and waved my hand. "You said that the little bird is releasing excess energy uncontrollably? Hatching eggs is an instinctive reaction under this impulse? "
Sandora nodded affirmatively. "Don't forget, in the current stage of the situation, the little crow's instincts are stronger than her rationality. She does listen to you, but she can't control all her instinctive reactions, including the Raven Storm and the phenomenon of losing control of energy when she transforms. If you have to explain why she is still creating Schizosoma even after the adults have repeatedly educated her, there is only one answer: She can't control her instincts. Perhaps … She is going to grow again. "
I couldn't help but look at the little crow. She was still focused on feeding her 'child'. She was raising her own 'child' with the instincts of a bird. Although in my eyes, she was just a fledgling. The little crow, whose belly was already bulging from drinking too much, was holding an eggshell (Actually, should it be a ping-pong ball shell?). Tea ran to her sister, as if she wanted to exchange the drink in her hand for the other's chives. After a series of 'chirping', the two little ones reached a consensus.
Two days. In just two days, the little crow had created two thousand and seven hundred of these strange little things. It seemed that these strange little creatures had more secrets than we had imagined.
I couldn't help but lean over and press on the little crow's head. The little girl immediately cawed happily and rubbed against my hand with her eyes closed. On the surface, I couldn't see anything different about the little crow. However, her strange behavior over the past few days indicated that this strange bird had too much energy.
"Isn't this child growing a little too fast?" I turned to look at Icetis, who had somehow gotten out of her dumpling form and crawled back to read her book. "It has only been less than two months since her condition stabilized, right?"
"To a Crow God who will become a Main God in the future, the speed of growth is a random number. Common sense can't be applied to her. It's better to send her to your research center for observation for a few days. Otherwise … "Icetis suddenly paused and pointed at her feet." When do you think she will find out that the Earth is round? "
Everyone was shocked. I looked at Sis Bing, dumbfounded. "That … That can't be!"
"Believe me. The reason why this bird hasn't hatched the Earth is purely because she hasn't seen a globe. So, you'd better send her to the research center as soon as possible. Let your group of experts quickly come up with something to control her growth. "
"Alright, little bird." I turned to call Medivh. "Can you stay in the research center for the next two days and accompany those uncles and aunties? Anveena and I will visit you often. "
The little crow immediately nodded happily. "Caw!"
It was actually very easy to persuade her to go to the research center. It wasn't like what people who didn't know would imagine. The child couldn't leave home and would cry and throw a tantrum at the thought of going to the hospital (to the little crow, the research center was a hospital). This was mainly because she had been brought to the research center when she was born and often went there. Sometimes it was to play, sometimes it was to cooperate with experiments. She probably felt that it was like a second home. There was also a group of researchers in the research center that she was very familiar with. The girl didn't mind going there for a few days.
So that afternoon, we sent the little crow to a research group that specialized in long-term follow-up research on the Crow God phenomenon. The research group hadn't been disbanded since the little crow was born. They never lacked projects to deal with a raging Crow God that was constantly growing. Before I left, I repeatedly emphasized to the research group: Don't let the little crow come into contact with the globe. Of course, don't let her come into contact with anything that looked like an egg.
On the way back, I ran into Biburu, who had come to visit Fina in the shadow city. So, I ran to the research center in a cold sweat.
Also, don't let the little crow see Biburu …
By the time I was done with the little crow, it was already evening. But everything had finally come to an end. After returning home, I just wanted to quickly eat something and take a bath. I wanted to quickly forget the strange things that happened in the past two days. But as soon as I returned, I saw a small surprise. Jingle, that silly little bean, was running around on the back of the sofa. Behind her, there were two little crows!
"It seems that … these two were left behind by the careless Crow God." The elder sister held a leek in her hand as she sat on the sofa. She looked at me with a helpless smile. Every time a small crow ran to her side, she would feed it with the leek. The ten centimeter tall mini Medivh would happily eat the leek with a face full of happiness. Afterwards, she would continue to chase after Dong Dang while chattering non-stop.
"Forget it. I'll help her take care of the little crow for a few days before it comes back." I waved my hand. "After Mercury Lamp, we have another doll in our family to support an army. And it's a mini army that's several sizes smaller. Do you think it'll be profitable if we start a new project to sell toys?"
"Who's the doll! Who's the doll! " As soon as I finished speaking, I heard a shout from the side. Then, before I could react, I felt a weight on my shoulder. The little doll girl grabbed my hair and pulled. "I'm a mature rose girl. Oh right, idiot. I'm going to find Zhen Hong and the others. Can I go out for a few days?"
I was stunned. "Find Zhen Hong? Didn't you go there a while ago? "
The little doll didn't say anything. She took out a poster from her chest pocket and held it in front of me. "Look! Rose Girls is new! It's going to be a TV show again! I'm going to show it off to them! "
I was speechless. What kind of weirdos did I raise?! Which part of my education went wrong?!
Every day was a mess. My life and my daily routine were pushed forward by logic that no one could explain. Early the next morning, Mercury Lamp went to play with her younger sisters. Her goal was to show off that she had seen the newest rosette girls in her previous world. Then, at noon that day, she called me and asked me to send an engineer to build a signal tower at Sakura Jun's house. This was because Mashiro also wanted to see her newest anime. This group of marionette girls, who used to fight each other to the death, were now strangely harmonious. There was also good news from the research institute. They discovered the frequency of the little crow's energy. They were working on a guiding device that could direct the energy that leaked out due to rapid growth into the void. We didn't have to worry about that silly bird hatching the earth like an egg. The two mini Medivins that were left behind by the silly bird became good friends with Jingle. Even though Jingle thought that the group of three-inch nails were enemies invading her home, they had already let go of their past grudges. This was probably due to their intelligence. Jingle warmly invited the two little crows to visit her bedroom, study, toy room, storage, kitchen, and balcony. Then, she happily enjoyed afternoon tea with the two little playmates. In other words, the three little devils crawled in and out of my body for an entire day. In the end, when they drank tea on my head, they spilled it all over my neck.
When I was bored, I started a new research project: The Little Crow Ecology Observation Diary …
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