Ever since I heard from Bryndis about the inevitable connection between being heartless and becoming a God, I felt that my outlook on life and the world had undergone a major change. The most obvious change was that I could no longer look directly at the four words "forever". According to Bryndis's theory, these four words would be the road to Qingshan Mental Hospital. When it was used on mortals with fragile emotions and fickle emotions, it was the best way to enter the mental hospital.
Tell me, I have nothing better to do than to discuss about life with that unscrupulous female hooligan!
I reckon that a part of Icetis's theory was correct. If you want to live long, you have to be able to handle things. However, the way I interpreted this sentence had absolutely nothing to do with that female pervert's simple-mindedness theory … Fine, maybe a little, but definitely not more than a dollar. I admit that a person who can calmly deal with anything is definitely closer to a God than an idiot who is nervous for half the night. However, Icetis's valiant way of living isn't something an ordinary person can replicate. Yesterday afternoon, after she finished discussing the outlook on life with me, she received a 'call' from the Realm of Gods. It seemed to be her father who called to ask about Icetis's recent work situation (Don't forget, Icetis is the Realm of Gods' First Ambassador in Schilling). Sister Bing-jie immediately exploded with her father. Her last sentence was: "I just eat and sleep in the Chen family's house. I just haven't submitted my report for two months. Are you going to kill me?"
… This kind of lifestyle is really hard to replicate.
I don't know why, but this morning, I felt that the atmosphere wasn't right. In the end, when I went to the living room to take a look, I found that the situation was indeed strange. There was a group of people gathered in the living room. It seemed like the scene of a tripartite trial. Moreover, there were the figures of my elder sister and Anveena. I immediately woke up from my drowsy state. I couldn't help but curiously move closer. "What's going on? Are you guys having a meeting early in the morning? "
"I'm educating my child." Miss Lin was as punctual as an alarm clock. At this time, she was leaning on the sofa in the living room, sipping on a cup of black tea. She seemed to be watching the Joint Trial. After hearing my voice, she pointed at the center of the crowd. Only then did I notice that the little crow and Xiaoxue were surrounded by a group of people. Both of them had their heads bowed as if they were repenting.
I wasn't surprised that Xiaoxue was reprimanded. She was usually reprimanded, but what did the little crow do today? Hearing my question, Anveena, who was the little crow's' mother ', immediately replied with a subtle expression, "Stealing eggs, in large quantities."
"Stealing eggs?" The corner of my mouth froze. My gaze instantly fell on the little crow. The little girl had her head bowed, so I couldn't see her expression. I could only see her small hands wrapping around each other. She looked like a normal naughty child who was admitting her mistake. Perhaps she noticed my gaze, the little girl suddenly raised her head. A pair of big teary eyes peeked out from under her dark blue and purple bangs. "Master, save me!"
"These past two days, the eggs in the kitchen have been mysteriously disappearing, and it's getting more and more serious. In the beginning, it was in pieces, then it was in kilograms. This morning, more than two hundred kilograms of eggs all disappeared." The elder sister didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Also, please don't be curious as to why there were two hundred kilograms of eggs in our kitchen. We have a Sandora in our house. "At first, we thought that Sandora ate them because she was hungry. But last night, when Anveena was cleaning the house, she happened to pass by the kitchen. She discovered that Medivh doesn't sleep at night. She goes to the kitchen punctually after midnight to steal eggs …"
Me: "… Damn, why does this child steal eggs?"
Hearing my voice, the little crow shrunk his neck and said in a voice as soft as a mosquito's buzz, "Hatch …"
Me: "…" Did I just hear a strange word?
"That's it. She's hatching eggs." Anveena sighed and reached out to hit the little crow's head. It wasn't a punishment at all, but it made the silly bird grin, "It's already been a week. Every night, Medivh steals eggs from the kitchen and brings them back to her room to hatch. Master, this child needs to be educated. "
Why do I have so many clowns around me? Although I knew that this silly bird wasn't very smart, I never thought that she would steal eggs from the kitchen. With this kind of creativity, what else can she do?
Speechless, I looked at the little crow that was wriggling around restlessly. I did my best to ignore the girl's murderous plot. My gaze fell on Xiaoxue, "What about this one? What did she do wrong? "
Lin Xue covered her face: "How do you think this silly bird knows that eggs can hatch chicks?"
Me: "…" At this time, I should probably just chuckle.
In the end, it was just two naughty children doing something that gave me a headache. This kind of thing happened countless times at home, and it was considered a daily occurrence for our family. Even though they gave me a headache in many cases, it was actually quite interesting to look at them from another perspective. You could use a normal mindset to see how much trouble these crazy kids could cause. Every time I had this mindset, I would feel as if I had made a scientific discovery about these naughty kids. Their limits were constantly being refreshed. Actually, I don't think it's a big deal that the little crow steals the eggs, even if the amount of food she wastes is a bit too much. But as soon as I said this, big sister objected: "It's not that simple. You better go to the little crow's room and take a look."
My intuition told me that it was definitely not a good thing, but my boundless curiosity drove me to the second floor to take a look. After pushing open the little crow's door, the first thing that entered my eyes was of course her unique bed: The little crow used wooden sticks, clothes, and bedding she collected from all over the place to make a nest. She was still used to sleeping in the nest. And in this huge nest, there were … mini crows hopping and hopping.
The moment I pushed open the door, I was stunned by the scene before me. Hundreds … no, perhaps even more. It was practically a flock of miniature Medivh jumping around in the bird's nest in the middle of the room. There were also some little ones crawling out from the chandelier on the ceiling, the cupboard in the corner, and even under the bed. All of them looked exactly the same. They were about ten centimeters tall and wore miniskirts. They were like miniature versions of Medivh as they scampered around barefoot. Many of these miniature Medivh didn't even seem to be able to walk properly. They would tumble every two steps. There were also some that simply crawled around on the ground. There were also some that looked slightly smarter that huddled together, chattering enthusiastically. I had no idea what they were talking about. Some of the mini Medivh even had eggshells on their heads. What was even funnier was that they probably didn't control their strength well when they broke out of the eggshell. Half of their bodies were still in the eggshell. I could only see a pair of short legs running around, looking like an egg spirit.
And by the wall of the room, I also saw a large pile of eggshells. There were many mini Medivh that were picking up eggshells from all corners of the room and throwing them onto the eggshell mountain. The division of labor was clear and they cooperated skillfully, as if they had gone through professional training. Unfortunately, a mini Medivh with a large piece of eggshell on her head happened to pass by. In the end, she was caught by her sister and thrown towards the eggshell mountain. Then, all the mini Medivhs in the vicinity rushed forward to rescue her, and the eggshell mountain collapsed with a loud bang …
The door suddenly opened and a stranger barged in. Of course, it immediately attracted the attention of these little creatures. Almost in the blink of an eye, I was surrounded by these … little creatures of unknown species. They jumped around and gathered in a pile at my feet. Their chattering noises assaulted my face. I listened carefully … It really was chattering! They weren't talking, but the sounds coming from their throats were exactly the kind of chirping sounds that only nestlings would make!
I had no idea how these ten centimeters tall fellows hatched from such small eggshells … No, that's not the problem!
I practically jumped down from the second floor and rushed in front of everyone in two or three steps, "Damn, what's going on upstairs! What kind of creatures are those little things! "
"So the situation isn't as simple as birds stealing eggs …" Liliana looked up to the sky and sighed. Then, she pointed at my shoulder, "Boss, one ran out."
"Chirp chirp!" The sound of a nestling sounded on my shoulder along with Liliana's voice. The corner of my eyes twitched and I looked to the side. Thus, a ten centimeter small Medivh entered my sight. This unknown little creature of unknown species was sitting on my shoulder with its legs crossed. It looked curiously at the huge head (my …) in front of it. There was even a small piece of eggshell on its head. After looking at me for a while, the little fellow tilted its head and the eggshell fell off.
Then, I saw it turn into a bolt of lightning and run around to find its own eggshell.
Turning into a bolt of lightning … Natural elemental master talent, what kind of things did the little crow create!
Just as I was in a daze, I heard another nestling chirp from the corner of the stairs. Everyone looked towards the direction of the sound and saw a timid mini Medivh poking her head out from the handrail of the stairs. Behind her, there was a second, a third …
"Chirp chirp! Chirp chirp! Chirp chirp chirp! " Almost instantly, the cries of nestlings could be heard from every corner of the living room. Countless strange creatures with eggshells on their heads stumbled out from every corner of the living room and began to run everywhere. It was like a plague. When I opened my eyes, I felt like I was in my own home. But when I closed my eyes and listened, I felt like I was in a chicken farm. Everyone in the house was instantly in chaos. They started shouting and chasing the little creatures that were running around. Liliana looked at me with a broken expression, "Boss! Did you not close the door just now?! "
"Oh, I forgot." I shrugged and answered honestly. Three or four pocket-sized Medivh's fell from the chandelier and hit me. Then, they started jumping on my shoulders and head. Ding Dang crawled out from her chest pocket, holding two toothpicks in her hand in a berserk battle stance. She shouted at the invaders that were a size smaller than her but had a large number of them, "Go away! Go away! This is Jingle's home! You can't go around randomly. Ah, that's Jingle's bedroom … That's Jingle's kitchen … That's Jingle's warehouse! "
I was speechless. These are my clothes, alright?
One Jingle and three mysterious creatures were on my shoulders, attacking and conquering territory. They were fighting to protect their home and expand their living space. Even more little creatures were screaming and running around. Behind them was the real owner of the house, who was trying to capture these little creatures and bring them to justice. Sandora shouted at Anveena to close all the doors and windows. Big Sis reminded everyone to be careful not to step on the little creatures. Lin was ordered to stand still on the coffee table. She was too destructive. Standing with her were Pandora and Visca. The reason was that the two of them were trying to stick a gel bomb on the cabinet. As far as the eye could see, there was chaos everywhere. It was even livelier than the market at 9: 30 in the morning. I reached out and grabbed a mini Medivh that flew past me. The mini Medivh squealed and punched my thumb with her little fist. In the end, she lowered her head and bit down. Based on the strength she used, she should be weaker than Jingle. Lin Xue was dumbfounded as she looked at the scene. She muttered to herself, "Bastard … It took us an hour to catch all of them … You lazy pig, it's fine if you slept, but the first thing you did when you woke up was to let them out!"
I smiled awkwardly. I smiled in confusion. I smiled like I was an idiot, but Missy still gave me a kick.
While everyone was busy catching the strange creatures, the little crow seemed to think that she had nothing to do anymore. She stood up and strutted to the kitchen. She wanted to eat. On the other hand, Xiaoxue tiptoed to the staircase. However, the actions of the two naughty kids didn't escape Great Prophet Lin's sharp eyes. Missy shouted, "You two bastards over there! Stop right there! "
She seemed to be on a rampage. I started to consider if I should excuse myself from court today because I was sick.
Another hour passed and the overflowing mini Medivh were finally gathered together. Icetis used the Holy Light Barrier to make a big fence. Everyone threw the mysterious creatures they caught into the fence. Missy counted them one by one, "Two, four, six … Hey, why is there one more?"
A green figure jumped up and down in the middle of the mini Medivh. "Let Jingle out! Let Jingle out! 123 You idiot! 123 You idiot! You're offending your superior! Jingle will definitely bite you! Wah — What are you little dwarves trying to do? Don't … Don't lick me! "
I never expected Jingle to have a sense of superiority in terms of height. Even though she was only two centimeters taller than those strange little creatures.
Icetis opened up a hole in the Holy Light Barrier and let Jingle out. Then, she decisively turned the 'cage' to silent mode. Those little creatures were making too much noise. Then, I pressed the little crow and Xiaoxue down on the sofa again. "Alright, who can explain what's going on? Those things … Could it be the little crows …"
I didn't say it out loud but I already felt that it was an indescribable mystery. No matter how I looked at it, those little creatures seemed to have hatched. Connecting the dots, I found out that they were hatched after the crows stole the eggs. If we had a biologist in our family, how many times would he have died of anger by now?
"What else could it be?" Missy sighed. "You also know that eggs bought from the market can't hatch chicks."
I nodded. Even though I felt that the topic was heading in the most bizarre direction without any hesitation.
"But the little crow is a God. She hoped that something would hatch from the eggs." Missy pointed at the little girl who was playing with her fingers. "From the looks of it, she seemed to have infused her power into the eggs. Then, of course, what she created was her own Splinter Body. In the past week, she stole a few hundred kilograms of eggs and kept charging them. Last night, all the Splinter Bodies hatched. "
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Damn, this … Why didn't anyone notice?"
Anveena rubbed her hands apologetically. "Master, it's all my negligence … I should have realized that Little Diwen's actions were strange these few days. Also, she didn't let me enter her room. I thought that the child was just playing around. "
From a certain point of view, what Anveena said wasn't wrong. The little crow was indeed just playing around. However, there was a big premise for her playing around. The little girl still had the title of the Crow God. She was a genuine God with the power of a God. She could create all kinds of information disturbances. More importantly, her intelligence was on par with Jingle. Her common sense was on par with a little girl. Her self-control was on par with Shallow Shallow. It could be said that she was the embodiment of all the weirdos in our family. Such a living treasure, how could her playing around be tolerated by normal people?
"The problem now is how to deal with these little things. We've been discussing this matter for the whole morning." Missy talked a lot today. "We can't tell whether these Splinter Bodies have intelligence or not. Even if they do, they're probably on par with animals. However, each of them has a small portion of the little crow's power. If we leave them alone, they might cause a lot of trouble under the control of their instincts. But if we were to raise them … Would we be raising a bunch of little animals or a bunch of ancestors? "
I glanced at Jingle. Based on my work experience, it was most likely a bunch of ancestors.
"Speaking of which, I think this might be a good thing." Shallow Shallow had been looking up at the sky since the beginning. I had no idea what she was thinking. Suddenly, she spoke. "Ah Jun, do you think the Crow God System uses this method to reproduce?"
I was speechless.
Who can stop this worldview destroyer!
Qian Qian counted with her fingers and explained her opinion one by one. "Look, there are four major pantheons in the Star Zone. Each pantheon has a Lord God and a group of ordinary Protoss below them. However, we only have one Crow God. This can't be considered a pantheon, right?"
"Don't tell me that the future Crow God System is hatched." The corner of my mouth twitched as I looked at Shallow Shallow. The corner of my eyes fell on the cage of Holy Light that Icetis had created. Countless mini Medivh seemed to be restless from being locked up. They were squeezing around in the cage, forming a human ladder. Obviously, it wasn't a solution to keep them locked up like that. Yep, it didn't seem like all the mini Medivh were running around in panic. Among the group of mini Medivh, there seemed to be a group of them working in an organized manner. I stood up curiously to take a look and was instantly shocked.
"Quick, go to the basement! They are digging a hole! "
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