After kicking Liu Zicai out, Ding Ling immediately put on a smile and pounced at Lin Xue. At the same time, she shouted happily, "That's great! Xiao Xue, I got the news a few days ago. I thought you … Luckily, you're okay … "
Question: What's the probability of hitting a prophet head-on?
Answer: Are you kidding me?
Logically, after Lin Xue dodged without batting an eyelid, Ding Ling missed and hit the back of the sofa. Then, she lost her balance due to inertia and flipped over the sofa. She sprawled on the ground like an octopus.
It was a series of moves with a difficulty of 9.0 and a comical score of five.
We gawked and dropped our jaws. Lin Xue's ability to prank people was well-deserved. I'm afraid that messing with everyone she knew had become her life goal.
Ding Ling lay quietly on the ground for a while before leaping up with a whoosh. She pounced at Lin Xue with bared fangs and brandished claws, but her head was easily held down by Lin Xue. Ding Ling, who was not even as tall as Lin Xue's shoulder, had her head pressed down. She flailed her arms and legs, but there was nothing she could do.
"Alright, alright," Lin Xue said helplessly. "You're two years older than me. Can't you act more mature?"
Everyone and I pretended to be shocked.
Of course, Lin Xue knew what we were thinking. She pressed Ding Ling down on the sofa and pointed at her. "Don't be fooled by her fifteen or sixteen years old appearance. She's actually two years older than me. She's also a genius girl. However, because of her immature personality, I can't help but treat her as my younger sister."
"Hmph, that's because I was born beautiful. I was born with an immortal body. You can be jealous …"
"The world is so wonderful …" I said.
"Humans are so wonderful …" Sandora said.
"Carbon-based organisms are so wonderful …" Asida and Asidora said in unison.
"Goo … Ah …" Little Bubble said something in Martian to express her confusion.
"Xiaoxue, who are they?" Ding Ling finally calmed down after Lin Xue tried to suppress her. Then, she pointed at us and asked with an expression as if she had just noticed that there were other people around.
He was indeed Lin Xue's friend! Such subtle disregard had already reached the realm of perfection!
"They are my recent friends," Lin Xue said. Then, she introduced us one by one.
"A princess?!" When she heard Sandora's identity, Ding Ling's eyes instantly widened. She stared at Sandora in amazement for a long time before realization dawned on her. "Ah, yes, I've seen it on TV! Princess, Xiao Xue, you're too awesome! He was actually able to make contact with such a legendary figure! I didn't expect to see a princess! And it was alive! Uh … I'm so rude … "
"Don't worry about it." Sandora maintained a decent smile. Her noble aura and royal aura were dazzling. Besides the fact that she didn't have a crown on her head, she looked like a queen who was close to the people. You would never imagine that this princess had just finished three desserts in two minutes …
"She really is a princess!" Ding Ling was conquered by Sandora's noble aura. Her eyes lit up. "Then, she must be rich and powerful!"
Why do I feel like Ding Ling's train of thought is a little off track?
Ding Ling continued to stare at Sandora with her sparkling eyes. Then, she said with a bright smile, "Your Highness, there is an old saying in China. Meeting is fate. Today, we met in the Sahara Desert. It must be fate. Can you give me the title of Countess or something? If nationality is an issue, you can just give me a billion or so as pocket money … "
If this is what Lin Xue meant by "greedy for petty gains" when she introduced her to us, then I can only say that this kind of behavior of wanting to pluck two strands of hair from a princess as a collection is way beyond the realm of "greedy for petty gains" …
Even Sandora couldn't help but sigh that humans were strange creatures that were hard to understand.
Of course, Lin Xue couldn't let Ding Ling mess around like this. Although Sandora was a neutral and friendly unit, most of the Shiring Apostles were incomprehensible fanatics who loved wars. Sandora's prestige among the Shiring Apostles was no joke. Ding Ling, this rash girl, was simply unacceptable when she made a joke. Maybe, a melodramatic plot like Star Wars would start in this kind of situation …
Ding Ling still wanted to argue with Sandora, but Lin Xue covered her mouth and smiled awkwardly at us. "Don't mind her. She has been like this since she was young."
We chuckled to show that we understood. Then, we sighed in our hearts that there were all kinds of people in this world. At the same time, we couldn't believe that such a rash girl was actually an elder sister who was two years older than Lin Xue.
"Please, don't talk at the same time … I will go crazy if this goes on …" Lin Xue said bitterly with her hand on her head.
"That's why I said that carbon-based life forms are too fragile," Sandora commented. "You can't even stand the mental connection of several people at the same time. If it was an ordinary Shiring Apostles, their mental bandwidth would be at least three digits …"
Of course, the above conversation happened on the mental plane. Ding Ling only saw Lin Xue cover her head and glare at us. Of course, she didn't know what had just happened.
"Oh right, Xiao Xue." At this moment, Ding Ling suddenly put away her joking expression and revealed a serious expression that didn't match her appearance but matched her age. "Why are you here? I received a message … "
Ding Ling suddenly stopped. She knew that Lin Xue understood what she meant. However, there were some things that she couldn't say in front of outsiders like us.
Yeah, actually, we understood what she meant even better than she did …
"Let's talk here because this matter has something to do with us."
Sandora's voice suddenly rang in Ding Ling's head. Then, Ding Ling screamed in fear and jumped three feet high.
As Ding Ling screamed, the glasses in front of us all exploded. All kinds of drinks flew in all directions. There was no doubt that Ding Ling's scream was mixed with some sort of ultrasound. But according to common sense, ultrasound shouldn't be able to hear, right? In other words, if Ding Ling wanted to use ultrasonic waves, she would need to use a normal voice as a support?
I calmly pondered over this question.
Alright, I admit that it wasn't suitable for me to conduct such a serious analysis in my current state …
Sandora maintained her elegant smile, but I could clearly feel the black mist behind her. She was a harmless poor girl in front of me, but to a stranger like Ding Ling, she was in the form of a queen. I reckon that to Sandora, what had just happened had surpassed the level of an international dispute. It had risen to the level of a war between civilizations in the universe …
Fortunately, Shallow Shallow reacted quickly and cleaned up the scene before Sandora exploded. The drinks on us and the glass shards around us miraculously returned to their original state like a movie in reverse.
Due to some easily understandable reasons, Sandora, who usually didn't care about anyone, was only afraid of Shallow Shallow. She even purposely tried to please her. Now that she saw that even Shallow Shallow didn't care, she quickly retracted her hostility.
Ding Ling was dumbfounded.
Lin Xue stepped forward and patted Ding Ling's shoulder to bring her back to reality. Then, she pointed at us and said, "They are all metahumans, and they are preparing to make contact with the organization. So, don't worry and say it …"
"They are all … metahumans?"
Ding Ling still couldn't wrap her head around the situation and continued to look at us as if she was looking at a rare animal. It wasn't surprising, metahumans were a rare resource in this world, and metahumans with practical value were even rarer. There were only twenty or so true metahumans in the entire metahuman organization, and the rest were just trained members that were slightly stronger than normal people. Those who only had a little bit of auxiliary abilities couldn't even be considered metahumans, because their strength was completely useless when it came to carrying out missions. But now, a car of metahumans suddenly appeared in front of her, this kind of situation was as hard to accept as a Spiderman suddenly appearing out of nowhere while walking on the road.
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