The coordinates we returned to Earth were on the side of a deserted desert road. It was evening. Obviously, although the flow of time between the two worlds was relatively independent, we still lost some time during the space jump.
The first thing we needed to determine was the date.
Since we returned to Earth, I changed the way I addressed Pandora in order to not attract the attention of ordinary people. "Lily, look at today's date."
Pandora nodded and looked up at the sun.
"What are you doing?" I was puzzled by Pandora's behavior.
"Observing the state of the stars, sensing the rotation position of Earth and the angle of the sun, analyzing the current time to calculate the date …"
"Gu — — Ya — —" Little Bubble, who didn't know how to talk yet, let out an incomprehensible cry while pulling my sleeve. Then, she pointed at the huge electronic road sign that displayed the current date and time.
"Oh, so it's already been three days …"
I nodded.
After coming to Earth, Pandora and Little Bubble's first confrontation, and Pandora was completely defeated.
The three-nothing loli, who was using all kinds of sophisticated equipment to accurately calculate the time and date, was stunned. Then, she calmly lowered her head. However, her nonchalant face still flashed with an imperceptible blush.
"Plop!" Pandora lightly stamped her feet on the ground. Then, all of us felt the ground shake …
Was it the legendary thunderbolt strike or internal force? Could it be that Pandora's hidden identity was actually an unworldly master who practiced peerless martial arts and regained her youth? Was there really any meaning to this kind of ridicule?
In addition, although it was strange, Pandora's slightly awkward look was surprisingly cute!
I smiled and pinched Pandora's little face. Then, I patted her head to comfort her — — the effect was obvious. The easily satisfied loli immediately became happy.
"Full of fatherly love, daddy aura!" Lin Xue's sharp ridicule made me petrified. Wow, I thought it was my male charm. Could it be that I was so old that only the daddy aura was left?
The only one who didn't understand the situation was Little Bubble. When she noticed that I was suddenly depressed, she immediately pulled my sleeve and looked at me with her pure eyes. Then, she stuttered out the first meaningful word she said since she was born, "Pa … Daddy …"
… Lin Xue, if you dare to say that you didn't teach her that, I'll fight you!
"Alright, alright, you guys!" Shallow Shallow looked at us and pretended to be angry. She didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Stop fooling around. Look at the situation now. We should think of how to go back. This is a desert!"
Little Bubble thought that Shallow Shallow was really angry. She immediately walked to Shallow Shallow's side and pulled on her sleeve. Then, she stuttered, "Ma … Mommy …"
Lin Xue flashed a smile at me. I gave her a thumbs-up — — Lin Xue, good job!
Qianqian's face blushed in an instant. Her shy and joyful expression was particularly pleasing to the eye. She bent down and unceremoniously pinched Little Bubble's cheeks, rubbing them back and forth …
While Little Bubble whimpered in confusion, we started to formulate a plan for our return.
The first plan was proposed by Pandora. She wanted to summon a "Blindsight" -class transport ship to send everyone to the nearest town. Of course, that plan was rejected by me.
The second plan was proposed by Sandora. The Emperor was more domineering than the General. Sandora's suggestion was to send an "Expeditionary" class transport ship.
… In exchange for that, I rejected her proposal.
Asida and Asidora's idea of building an army teleportation device was rejected by me due to obvious reasons …
We suddenly realized that the incomparably awesome Schilling technology was completely useless in this situation. Unless you thought that humans were full of calm emperors who could remain indifferent to UFOs flying across the sky or teleportation devices appearing on the streets.
Thinking about how we were just playing the role of saviors in an alternate dimension and fighting against the forces of the Abyss to save the world, only a short period of time had passed. Now, these powerful people who could summon the wind and summon the rain had to think of a way to return to a desert road on Earth. The girls all expressed that this matter was simply ridiculous …
"Sicarro, can you turn into a car or something?"
I suddenly recalled that Pandora had once introduced to me that Sicarro's full combat form was a fortress-style super-heavy tank. Although I couldn't imagine how this black-bellied uncle could complete such a transformation with a difficulty rating of 10.0, it didn't stop me from imagining the scene of Sicarro turning into a Sherry.
Sicarro raised his head and his sunglasses reflected a dazzling white light. Then, he said coolly, "I am a Terminator, not Optimus Prime … Ah!"
Pandora kicked this clown uncle with a knight's face and sent him flying for more than 20 meters. Then, she returned to my side as if nothing had happened.
It seemed that Sicarro had carried forward the spirit of piracy to the point that he wouldn't even let himself off. I probably wouldn't be surprised if one day, he stood in front of me with a hammer in his left hand and a dictionary in his right hand and called himself Wuther.
I was really a little envious of Alaya. My angel sister could fly and turn invisible. These were the necessary skills for people to smuggle and steal. More importantly, as a special Xi Ling Apostle who wielded mysterious and unknown powers, she could transform herself into a body of pure energy and hide in her boss's mind to rest. Right now, this lass was hiding in my mind and sleeping like a log, leaving us unlucky fellows to bask in the sun on a certain road in the Sahara Desert.
The only fortunate thing was that Pandora's built-in cooling system and photon interference device could also act as an air conditioner at this time, so that we wouldn't die from dehydration before we encountered a passing car.
After waiting for who knew how long, when the sky was almost completely dark, we finally saw the lights of cars in the distance.
At this moment, all of us had tears streaming down our cheeks.
"What if they don't stop the car?" I asked worriedly. No matter what, they were hitchhiking in the Sahara Desert. Furthermore, they didn't seem to have experienced any sandstorms at all. No matter how we looked at it, there were all kinds of suspicious points. A mysterious man leading a group of female bandits in the Sahara Desert pretending to be travelers to trick them into stopping the car and robbing people.
Sandora maintained her calm smile and said, "I have 277 ways to make the driver listen to us."
Shallow Shallow, who had already lost her patience, chuckled. "They dare not to stop the car!"
Her older sister, who was already slightly corrupted, had a suspicious smile on her face. She continued, "I don't believe that anyone would be able to step on the gas pedal under my curse!"
Lin Xue took out a psionic sniper rifle that she had cheated from a certain Schilling soldier out of nowhere. She gestured and said, "I have systematically learned how to drive all kinds of vehicles. It's fine even if there's no driver …"
Pandora nodded to show her agreement. In the end, I shot her in the head.
Asida and Asidora wanted to say something, but when they saw their superior get shot in the head, they wisely chose to keep their mouths shut.
Without a doubt, they didn't want to say anything nice either …
Although I knew they were basically joking, I still broke out in a cold sweat. If I didn't know better, I would have thought that I had brought a terrorist group to the Sahara Desert to rob people.
While we were chatting idly, the slow passing car finally came to a stop in front of us.
Shallow Shallow, her older sister, and Lin Xue were all stunned. "Wow!"
It was a luxurious limousine!
Rich people are such a pain in the ass! That was my first thought after I exclaimed in amazement.
Driving a limousine to the Sahara Desert? How bored must one be to do such a thing?
However, it didn't matter to me what the people in the car were thinking. What was important was that we could finally hitchhike back to human society.
In front of us, the special dust-proof door slid open. Then, a man appeared in front of us.
The moment I saw him, I could only sigh. Life is always full of coincidences!
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