Teaching a child who didn't know anything about daily life was a very tiring and exhausting task, but sometimes it was also very fun. The innocent child was never bound by the word "common sense". The things she usually did made people not know whether to laugh or cry, but at the same time, they were novel and interesting. Well, actually, I just wanted to comfort myself, to prove that spending a few days of chaos with the silly crow wasn't that scary after all.
When the little crow was still a bird, Anveena had tried to make her remember the names of the entire family. But at that time, perhaps her personality and intelligence hadn't caught up yet, the little one remembered all the names in a mess. Now, she finally remembered all the names of the family and used her own way to address them. She called Anveena Mother, called me Master, called Uncle Kenser, called Big Brother Elson, and no matter how big or small they were, they were all called Big Sisters, from Sandora to Jingle. There was no exception. At first, we didn't understand why the little one called them that way. Later, Xiaoxue couldn't help but reveal the answer to the riddle: If we called them too many times, the bird wouldn't be able to tell them apart.
In the morning, Anveena excitedly told me a piece of good news. Medivh finally remembered to put on her clothes before going out. This time, she even put on a sweater after waking up. Of course, she tied herself up because of this, but it was still a great improvement. The chances of the silly bird running out naked had decreased a lot. Next, Anveena wanted to teach Medivh how to brush her teeth and wash her face. I felt that the little ghost was a little too impatient. As a bird that had never grown teeth before, it was already a great improvement for Medivh to know how to chew before swallowing. At this time, if you expect her to understand why her teeth needed to be brushed, isn't that asking for too much? Not to mention, Jingle still ate her toothpaste with water when she brushed her teeth. So far, I haven't been able to correct the little one's bad habit …
Regarding the addition of a little sister in the house, the one who was the happiest was Little Bubble. Because she felt that she finally had a playmate, and one who was on the same level as her. For a long time, Little Bubble couldn't find a child to play with at home. Although Pandora and Visca were often grouped together, that was only when they were distributing candy and cake to the little ones. The two short melons were 100% adults. As for Liliana, there was no need to mention her. Deep down, it was impossible for her to play with Little Bubble. In fact, I didn't even dare to let her be alone with Little Bubble. I was afraid that she would lead the child astray. Mercury Lamp looked even more depressed than Little Bubble. Unfortunately, she only looked like an awkward child occasionally. Most of the time, she thought of herself as a mature doll with hundreds of years of experience. Finally, only Ji Shanshan and Little Bubble were close. Unfortunately, a nanny wasn't a playmate. You couldn't expect that idiot king who would go on strike every few days to be happy with a teddy bear. In summary, Little Bubble had always played alone at home. All the children were older or smarter than her. Even if they didn't bully her, they couldn't play together. Now, we had Medivh. First of all, in terms of intelligence, the two of them were equally matched. Second of all, in terms of … well, in terms of intelligence, the two of them were quite suitable to be sisters.
In just a few days, Little Bubble and Medivh had become extremely close. The two little ones, who couldn't even talk to each other, seemed to be able to find a way to play the game that interested them. This included playing with the sand at the entrance and going to the basement to play the "Ghost Empire" adventure. Yesterday afternoon, I even saw the former take out her most precious sparkling collection from her room to share with the latter. It was incredible. After all, those sparkling items were Little Bubble's treasures. Many of them were even obtained by her through battles. Jill was teary-eyed at the time. I noticed that among the gifts Little Bubble gave Medivh were three ancient gem-inlaid scepters and two Taurus statues. It went without saying where these things came from.
I was glad that Little Bubble didn't take out the Holy Grail as well. She really did have a Holy Grail in her collection, and it wasn't the kind of two-and-a-half-dollar plastic material. It was an exquisite artifact inlaid with adamantine and fluorite. The last time Bubble went out for a stroll, she bought it from the Holy Grail store at the entrance of the Avalon Grand Temple for her daughter. The factory number was 12590. That store was jointly run by Liliana and little Artemis. They claimed to sell the real thing. When the store first opened, it caused a violent reaction among the Heroic Spirits. It was said that more than a dozen Heroic Spirits who were seriously harmed by the Holy Grail war each bought more than 20 pounds of the Holy Grail and took it home to play. Since then, the word "Holy Grail" became an eternal pain in Jill's heart. It was even more painful than when she first learned that there was a two-and-a-half-dollar version of the Holy Grail in the world. After all, the two-and-a-half-dollar version of the Holy Grail still needed Jingle to take a bath before it could be made, so the production was limited. However, the Holy Grail stores that sold the Holy Grails made by the Priestess of the Goddess were all displayed on the shelves. They even had an instruction manual. This was like rubbing cumin on the wound. If Little Bubble really gave the little crow a Holy Grail, I was worried that the poor washboard would go crazy.
In the face of Little Bubble's gift, Silly Bird was also very happy. She took out her most precious thing as a gift: half of her eggshell. Yes, the eggshell that was left after she hatched. She kept half and Little Bubble kept the other half. The two little girls swore on the eggshell that they would forever be good sisters. After knowing about this, our whole family was basically dumbfounded …
It was actually quite an interesting scene when Little Bubble and Medivh were together. Their communication wasn't as easy as you think. In reality, the two of them basically didn't speak the same language. When Little Bubble's unique language collided with Medivh's disjointed bird language, both of them were confused. However, the amazing thing was that the two of them actually understood each other from the bottom of their hearts. Moreover, they could play happily even though they were both confused. They could even talk about things that only they understood, while they were still intimately putting together building blocks. This kind of magical scene was extremely puzzling. Liliana was already prepared to raise this phenomenon to the level of a research topic. The topic name was "How can two little fellows who don't understand each other talk for an entire afternoon". The subtitle was "The possibility of interracial lilies". I felt that there was a need to stifle this topic in advance.
Right now, Little Bubble and Medivh were reading a textbook together. The two little girls were sprawled on the coffee table with their heads together. They looked very focused. If it wasn't for the fact that the textbook was overturned, this scene would be quite comforting. That book was brought back from school by Little Bubble. Now, the little girl was already an honorable primary student in the affiliated elementary school of the Imperial Army Military Academy. In the elementary school, because children from other low-tech worlds wouldn't be able to adapt to the technological products of the Empire in a short period of time, such as personal information terminals, they still used very old but sufficient "textbooks". Today, Little Bubble just received the new book and couldn't wait to share it with Medivh. They placed the book upside down and tried to guess what was drawn on it …
The scene was so loving that I couldn't help but tear up. The happiness of being a father arose spontaneously: Damn, this is what a normal child should be like! Those naughty kids at home are usually tormenting me to the point of going crazy …
"Dad, I was quite cute when I was young. I was very well-behaved." Xiaoxue popped out of nowhere and chewed on her snacks. She lied down next to my ear and mischievously blew into it. "Oh yeah, I'm quite cute now too. Don't be curious. I already know that you're planning to educate me. I don't even need to open my Heaven's Eye to know. Oh yeah, dad, do you eat this? This is beans stir-fried with vanilla. That child even knows how to do this. She said that she sometimes stir-fried some plant seeds to eat. The beans in this world are very similar to a type of grass seed in her world. "
Xiaoxue stuffed a handful of golden fried beans into my hand. I casually tossed one into my mouth. It was actually just fried soybeans, but it was quite fragrant. "Girl, you should know about vanilla, right? Does she exist in the future? "
I began to inquire about the future again. Xiaoxue normally wouldn't mention people or things that haven't appeared in front of us to prevent it from affecting my judgment. For example, before vanilla appeared, she didn't mention a single word about the people around Medivh in the future. However, if the person had already appeared, she wasn't stingy to talk about it.
"Of course there is. It's vanilla. Only a few people would dare to call her by her name." Xiaoxue stuffed a handful of beans into the hands of the two girls who were reading a picture book. Little Bubble began to talk to the beans. Medivh once again swallowed her food. When she saw small things like beans, she couldn't suppress the eating habits of a bird. "Crow God Pope, the executor of Sharp Blade, Lightning, Flame, and all of Nature's Wrath. The teacher of Mages, Assassins, Thieves, and Summoners. She's really cool. Dad, you don't have to doubt that in the future, none of the people around you will be fuel efficient. Look at me, my fuel consumption isn't small … "
I was stunned. "She's that powerful?"
"Of course, but it might be because I grew up in that kind of environment. I don't think she's that powerful." Xiaoxue flipped over from the back of the sofa and threw herself onto the sofa with a plop. She laid down without a care for her image and even placed her legs on my stomach. From her actions, it was obvious that she had been raised by Icetis when she was young. "Do you know my mother's title? Prophet, Sage, Future Manager, Mages, Prophets, Merchants, Leaders, Inventors, and the Goddess of Gamblers. My mother's portrait is hung in every major casino in the Macro World. Shallow Shallow's mother is the Manager of Time, as well as the Goddess of Evolution and Death. She's the Goddess of Youth and Young Ladies. At the same time, there are small Tantric sects that believe that the Goddess of Evolution will provide protection to any species that is evolving. Some old people who are interested in scientific research or magical research will often accept the baptism of the Goddess of Evolution and Death in their twilight years, in hopes that they will have the opportunity to complete their career. However, I don't know if these small sects can truly connect with the divine power of Shallow Shallow's mother. Sandora's mother is the Shepherd of Souls, the Goddess of Spiritual Control and Spiritual Control. Basically, all mages worship her because they need to control their spiritual power the most. Also, I've seen a religious pamphlet that says that Sandora's mother also provides protection to warriors and scholars. She's also responsible for rewarding the five or six virtues of loyalty, trustworthiness, and so on. Other than that, scientists will also wear her badge because it can help them focus their minds and prevent them from being misled by academic loopholes and heresy. I've heard that it's quite effective … "
I was fascinated by the wondrous future that Xiaoxue described. Then, I asked expectantly, "Hey, hey, tell me about me. What aspect is Dad in charge of? I'm the God King, right? "
Xiaoxue smiled wickedly. Then, she adjusted her expression and said in a serious tone, "You're the Friend of Women and the Goddess of Children. Some pregnant women will wear Dad's badge. Praying before birth will ensure the safety of both mother and child. Also, if a child doesn't eat, praying to you will also be in charge. Or, you can pray to Aunt Anveena. She's the Goddess of Household Chores … Wah! Don't tickle my feet! With a father like you … Ahaha, it's so itchy! I surrender, I surrender! "
I slapped the naughty child's foot. "Can't you be serious for a moment?"
Xiaoxue rolled over and looked straight into my eyes. "Actually, you can think about God the Father's situation. Do you think that he is an actual God in the modern world?"
I opened my mouth and suddenly remembered that when I was chatting with God the Father, he had mentioned these things. Also, when I was chatting with Bryndis, he had also brought up the issue of God the Father's "Priesthood". According to Bryndis, God the Father wasn't a God. In the entire Star Field, the only God that didn't have a Priesthood was God the Father. In any religion in the modern world, there wasn't a sect that believed in God the Father as an actual God. Only a few special mortals believed in God the Father, but their method of belief was very interesting. They didn't have any sects or doctrines. They believed in God the Father, but they wouldn't give any definition to God the Father. They weren't like the Gods of Light or Darkness, which had a specific characteristic: they either represented light, darkness, or war. On the contrary, among the few believers who believed in God the Father, they believed in a "God" that didn't have any attributes.
"Void Creatures cannot be the target of worship for mortals, because you are not a God at all. Your symbolic power is effective for Gods, but mortals do not have the fortune to enjoy it. If there really is a lucky person who only appears once in a thousand years who obtains power just by worshiping a Void Creature, then he will directly become a God. If I had to describe it, you guys should be called National Treasures. You are the kind of people who are amazing in all aspects, but no one has any use for you. "
I felt quite depressed. After all, God the Father and I were just mascots in the entire Pantheon. But on second thought, it didn't seem too bad. At least I didn't have to worry about trivial things like prayers. Using Icetis' words, most believers' prayers were like complaint calls. Being a hardworking God was basically the same as doing the work of the customer service hotline and the property management center at the same time. At the same time, I had to be the neighborhood's security guard …
At this moment, Bubble came down from the second floor. It seemed that she had just swept through all the otaku information in the Macro World for the past 24 hours. She had a satisfied smile on her face. Little Bubble was delighted to see her mother. She cheered and pounced on her. Then, Bubble hugged the little lass and asked her about school. She seemed to be quite concerned about her daughter's results.
"It's quite rare to see you acting like a mother sometimes." I waited for Bubble to carry Little Bubble to sit opposite me before I ridiculed her softly. She immediately pricked up her ears. "Of course, you usually don't notice her father, but I'm actually a good wife and loving mother."
I couldn't be bothered to ridicule her now, so I casually asked, "How is Little Bubble's performance in school?"
Actually, I wanted to ask her myself, but I couldn't understand what Little Bubble was talking about …
"Of course she's doing well," Bubble said proudly. "Don't you know who gave birth to her? She's currently in the first to sixth grade. Her results … "
"Wait a minute!" I quickly waved my hand. "First to sixth grade? That's how she studies? "
"It can't be helped. She's not here to study knowledge," Bubble spread her hands. "Plus, you can't fix her in the same classroom." Then, Bubble told me about what happened to the little lass in school. I finally understood what had happened to her in primary school. Little Bubble couldn't figure out her own grade, and she didn't understand why she had to listen to the teacher in the classroom who could easily find knowledge in the database. So, she basically just played around in school and learned how to communicate with others. When she was registering, Bubble had told her to hurry back to the classroom as soon as the bell rang. In the end, the child really remembered it. Once the bell rang, she would randomly find a classroom and run in. Then, she would occupy an empty seat and listen to the class. After doing this for more than ten times, the teacher no longer cared about her and let her run back and forth between the first to sixth grade area. Anyway, the child was obedient. She never caused trouble in class, and she tried not to snore when she slept … In short, she wouldn't affect the order of the class.
According to Bubble, the little lass's mysterious way of going to school quickly became a legend in the primary school. Not only did all the teachers know that there was a little princess running around in the school, but all the students also knew about it. Now, there was a trend in the primary school of the military academy. It was to guess which classroom the little princess would run to one minute before the bell rang. The class that was lucky enough to guess would be especially happy, as if it was an honor. Bubble commented emotionally, "Now, our daughter is like a rare elite in the world. Every forty minutes, there would be a group waiting for her. When the bell rang, the teachers and students would be as excited as if they were fighting a monster …"
"Chirp!" Little Bubble raised her hand happily, indicating that she had already regarded this as some kind of achievement. Mai Diwen also raised her hand happily, "Quack?"
"The good news is that we seem to have achieved our goal. Recently, Little Bubble's personality growth has obviously accelerated a lot," Bubble smiled as she stroked her daughter's long hair. "Interacting with more people will increase the maturity rate of her personality. This child really developed according to the rules of carbon-based organisms. Also, her ability is much more stable than before. I tested it a few times and added her to the host network. The efficiency of the entire network has increased significantly. Almost all the hosts have signs of flexible operation. I wonder if it has anything to do with the maturity of her personality. Now, this child also has a few familiar playmates in the school. In addition, there are two crow sisters at home. Our child can finally avoid staying at home all the time. As the child's mother, I am very happy … "
I looked at her calmly, "As the person who stays at home all the time, second only to Anveena, do you have the right to say that?"
"I'm not going to talk nonsense with you. I'm teaching my daughter to read." Bubble rolled her eyes at me and pulled Little Bubble's textbook in front of her. She pointed at a line in the textbook and explained to Little Bubble, "Come, daughter. Look here. Repeat after your mother: A skinny camel is bigger than a horse. This is a proverb. There is also a sentence with a similar meaning, called 'It is better to be attacked than to be attacked' …"
Little Bubble: "Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!"
I almost couldn't breathe. I reached out and pushed Bubble to the side. Oh my Jingle, I really can't let this guy take care of the child!
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