"Do you want to go home?" I sat next to Vanilla and asked casually.
The little girl immediately lifted her head and looked a little confused. Then, she lowered her head and said, "Yeah … go home …"
I was slightly stunned and suddenly smiled. "Don't be nervous. I'm not trying to chase you away. You're my little bird's friend. If you're willing to stay, I'll let you stay. You're welcome to stay. That bird seems to like you. It's just that she brought you here so recklessly. I don't think it's appropriate, so I'm asking for your opinion. "
The little girl still looked a little reserved, but after hearing these words, her first reaction was to smile slightly. Her smile was very clean, as if she was just happy because her new sister was mentioned. She watched as she gestured numbers with both hands under An Weina's guidance (she was probably training her finger dexterity?). She looked at the silly bird and said happily, "Can I really stay with her?"
"Why not?" Lin Xue's head suddenly popped out from behind us. She abruptly leaned against the back of the sofa, giving Vanilla and me a shock. "Look at how big our family is. More than half of us are freeloaders, freeloaders, freeloaders, freeloaders, and freeloaders. I'm one of the more moral ones. I only freeloaders. Oh yeah, don't be fooled by the size of this house. It's bigger than you can imagine. There are many empty rooms upstairs. You can also share a room with Medivh. That bird has already turned into a human. She can't possibly continue to sleep on the roof. However, if she were to live in a room, I think the bed would be wasted. It's better for you to use it. "
Hearing that, I pinched the tip of the miss's nose. "You're still so confident about freeloading." There was one more thing that I didn't say: She just casually said "our family", which meant that she had already married herself to him. If not for the saying that girls always leave their husbands, I wonder if Grandpa Lin would really run to Uncle Xu and form an allied army to suppress me if he found out about this …
What Lin Xue said made sense. Arranging a room for Medivh would definitely be a waste of resources. That bird still hadn't changed its habit of building a nest. Last night was a clear proof of that. Based on human nature, we all felt that we shouldn't allow the bird to continue sleeping on the roof. However, Medivh herself definitely wanted to sleep peacefully in the grass nest — this was probably one of the drawbacks of advanced evolution.
Vanilla had just arrived here last night. She knew nothing about the surroundings. So far, she had only seen a beautiful house (definitely more beautiful than where she used to live) and a large group of people. Right, there were also beautiful clothes and delicious food. According to Anveena, when Vanilla woke up and ate her first meal here, she was so happy that her eyes almost teared up. I didn't know what kind of life this child had in the past. How could she cry while eating a plate of mapo tofu...
In short, she still didn't know the situation here. Even though Anveena told her about the first family here, she still looked confused. While Anveena and I were discussing how to prepare a training plan for Medivh, she kept sneaking glances at us. She found a chance to ask, "That... I heard from Sister Anveena that you are a member of the royal family?"
I thought for a moment and quickly nodded. "Yes, yes. This is an imperial system. Err, in theory, it is an imperial system. I have the title of Emperor, and I have several years of working experience." If Vanilla hadn't reminded me, I wouldn't have realized it. I was a member of a royal family. Of course, I had always known this fact, but I just didn't feel anything related to it. I couldn't feel the so-called atmosphere of a royal family. Just look at the TV series, novels, and animes. Which of the royal families didn't scheme against each other? A few brothers would fight each other every few days. The inside of the palace was even dirtier than a thief's den. If a talented female demon from the 21st century came over, they would want to lock up the emperor's family and kill them all.
Have you ever seen a royal family that plays with their children, plays chess with their tenants, surfs the internet, and goes to the supermarket to fight for discounted eggs? We had a girl who had transmigrated here, and she had transmigrated twice. She was also as smart as a demon. However, she had fallen to the point where she could only fight for a cake with a ninety-centimeter-tall doll. If she were to post her experiences on Qidian's female section, there would be people wielding kitchen knives to kill the author's entire family within a million words. She didn't give face to her fellow female transmigrators.
So, after thinking about it, I looked at Vanilla solemnly. "You don't think so, do you?"
Vanilla tactfully said, "Not at all." I felt that this was already tactful enough.
"I've seen nobles before." Vanilla probably felt that I was being too direct, so he immediately explained clumsily. "I've seen the richest man in town, Lord Torgler. He needed three people to support him when he walked. There was also a government official who came down from the capital for an inspection. When he walked on the streets, he needed two servants to sprinkle spices on the ground in front of him. I feel like nobles are really powerful … But I don't think you guys are like them … You guys are more like the Duhan family. They live at the foot of the mountain.
They have a lot of children, and they are carpenters … "I thought for a long time, but I couldn't understand how arrogant a person would have to be to need three people to support him when he went out. If I had to be supported by three people, I would probably roll into a ball within five steps. However, I felt that I had something better than Lord Torgler. I turned to look at Pandora and her sister, who were huddled together under a military flag, and Mercury Lamp, who was reading a book by herself. I then thought about Little Bubble, who was tormenting her teachers and classmates at school. Sometimes, when I went out for a trip, I could hang a few of them on me. This was probably something that Lord Torgler couldn't do.
After chatting with Vanilla for a while, I could feel that this little girl didn't have any feelings for the place she used to live. She was alone and struggling to survive. There were only two kinds of people who would be happy with that kind of living environment. One was a saint, and the other was an empty spot. I would fill it in when I met one. After all, Vanilla was just a little girl without any schemes. She naturally liked to eat and wear warm clothes, and she didn't even know how to hide these points. However, I also noticed that she was very uneasy here. When she spoke, she would always carefully observe whether she was being hated or not. She also felt that her current situation was very awkward. This awkward feeling would only subside a little when Medivh pulled her and whispered to her. She completely regarded that silly bird as her only support in this strange environment.
According to my rich … Alright, according to Liliana's rich psychological observation experience, she directly summed up Vanilla's thoughts: This place is big, good, and beautiful, but it's not a place I should stay.
I communicated with Anveena through the mental connection, asking her opinion on this little girl. Anveena's opinion was very simple: This little girl has a good personality, and she was the first friend that Medivh made outside. When that silly bird fell into the other world, Vanilla was the only one who took care of her, so she felt that it was okay to let Vanilla stay. However, as a "mere" maid, she didn't dare to make a decision on her own. She wanted to ask for her master's opinion. "Then let her stay." My opinion was very simple. "We don't need a place to stay."
However, even though the decision had been made, we still had to wait for a few days. We had to let Vanilla familiarize herself with the environment here. She didn't know where this place was, and we didn't know what her habits were. Many facts told us that luxurious clothes might not necessarily make people feel comfortable. What if Vanilla couldn't get used to living here? In any case, I couldn't imagine walking with three people supporting her …
Just then, I turned around to take a look. I noticed that Liliana was lying on the coffee table, engrossed in writing and drawing. I was instantly curious. "Girl, what are you doing?"
Liliana raised the little notebook in her hand. "I'm writing a draft of the Bible for Medivh. I think it's time for her to make a name for herself. Look, she has an ancient divine weapon, a descending miracle, and now she even has Moses. How can she not write a Bible? I've written a few mythological stories based on Vanilla and Medivh's experiences. There are four to five versions. When the time comes, I'll let her preach separately. Then, this matter will be completely confusing. I'm writing the third version. Boss, let me tell you, a truly powerful preacher should prepare for a rainy day. Look, I'll write the 'Crow God Old Testament', 'New Testament of the Crow God Black Feather Ancient Scroll', and 'Medivh's Condemnation Seal'. Then, I'll pick two and bury them in the ground. When someone excavates them a thousand years later, wouldn't that be another miracle? "
I was speechless. This was the first time I knew that both the old and new versions of the Bible could be written together! Aren't you trying to fool me? Alright, I knew that this girl was trying to fool people with her mythological stories, but what's the point of doing it?
"Of course there's a point." Liliana looked very professional. "If a religion doesn't change, it will become a stagnant water. Even with the support of a true God, it will be easy for evil cults to take advantage of it. After all, mortals are fickle. So, you have to loosen its muscles and bones. Of course, the most important thing is to write two more books to show that you're good at updating. If you keep updating, you'll almost become a God …"
I wiped the cold sweat off my forehead. "Aren't you afraid of writing two conflicting books at the same time? One of them won't be able to continue?"
Liliana tossed her head. "Then, you can just TJ it and call it 'The Crow God's Condemnation Seal'. There will definitely be a lot of believers who will think of a way to make up for it. They will look all over the world for the other half of the book. They will definitely not believe that there was only half of the Bible left. They will think that it has something to do with the War of the Gods. When they really can't find the other half, there will naturally be people who will jump out and write a sequel. Everyone who writes a sequel will claim that they have found the second half of God's sentence. Then, you can lead a group of Holy Knights to kill the heretics. How do you think the War of the Gods came about? Isn't it because God TJ the Bible and a group of believers who are waiting for updates are fighting each other? The heretics basically write the Doujinshi … Right, the situation is a little different here. The Bible wasn't written by God. Medivh can't write, so she found a gunman … "
As Liliana spoke, she started to run her mouth off. However, I didn't take it seriously. If I heard her talk like this before, I might have taken it seriously and felt that this girl was too childish. But now, I already knew what kind of person she was. She only talked big and didn't really do anything. She was quite reliable. The fact that the Church of the Goddess of Life could develop in her hands was a clear proof. If she was really as crazy as she said, I don't believe that she could really establish a church! Hundreds of millions of believers were not made up for nothing. I glanced at the pile of pamphlets in her hands. However, she scribbled so crazily that it looked like a dog scribbling. She must have drunk more than four pounds of Lao Bai Zhi. I could only roughly see that it was actually a few general drafts. I couldn't help but be curious. "It feels like you are quite interested in Medivh. Aren't you Dingdang's priest? "
Liliana rolled her eyes at me. "I just enjoy the feeling of accomplishment in the process of establishing a religion. You won't understand this kind of high-end entertainment. Oh, right. Also, I feel that the only national religion in the Empire is the Goddess of Life. The buffs she can provide are a little lacking. So, I plan to establish a joint organization with Medivh. Is this reason enough? "
I was speechless. This was the first time I heard of two deities establishing a joint organization when expanding their business!
After a while, Liliana tidied up the scribbles and threw them to Vanilla, who was curiously studying the layer of glass on the coffee table. "Here you go. You have to familiarize yourself with this. It will be useful when you practice your lines with others in the future. Oh, right. If you are smart enough, you might be able to become the spokesperson for that bird. In the future, we will be in the same industry …"
"Ah?" Vanilla was startled by the small booklet that suddenly flew over. He looked at the strange symbols on it in confusion. His head was filled with question marks. "What is this? Are these … words? Are these the words you guys use? "
"Oh, I forgot that you don't recognize this." Liliana scratched her head and skipped over to explain her plan to Vanilla. "To put it simply, I want to help Medivh prepare for the mission. And I feel that this job should have been yours. You know that you are in another world, right?"
Vanilla nodded. She still had this bit of knowledge. Although she did not understand what the Void was, the concept of "another world" was surprisingly easy to understand. She would just treat it as another land that ordinary people would never be able to come into contact with but that truly existed.
"Then, you should know that the little crow, also known as Medivh, isn't the Spirit of Nature from your world."
Vanilla replied with an "oh" and looked a little dejected. Until last night, she had firmly believed that she was with the spirit of nature, and used that to explain the bizarre scene in front of her and the strange shiny things in the big house. However, Anveena had already explained the situation here to her, so she naturally understood that the so-called "spirit of nature" was a complete misunderstanding on her part.
Liliana nodded in satisfaction. "But Anveena is indeed a God, a true God. Her status is higher than any of the Gods in your world. She was personally conferred by the Void Lord. Also, if you look around, nine out of ten people here can be called gods, or at least subsidiary gods and demigods, and this is according to the high standards of our world. If it were in the ordinary world, our fox dog who guards the door — she's not here today, I'll introduce her to you later — would be qualified to build a shrine for herself. Do you understand what I mean? This is the place where the Gods gather. Now, a member of the Gods has chosen you. Fate has guided you to become a representative of the Gods. "
Vanilla looked at us reluctantly. Some were playing cards, some were playing checkers, some were knitting, and there was even a female gangster who was crossing her legs and teaching Lin how to fight. According to Liliana, this should be considered the Pantheon. Of course, Icetis and her group belonged to the Outer Gods. This could be considered as Poseidon paying a visit to the House of Jehovah.
This Pantheon looked really close to the people.
Liliana noticed this too. She wrinkled her nose and looked at me. I immediately understood and stood up to shout, "Be more serious, be more serious. Liliana is helping Medivh preach. Create the atmosphere of the Gods' gathering."
I paused and suddenly had an idea. I looked at Icetis and said, "Oh yeah, since we have nothing to do, why don't you change the space? Let me see if this family can put together a 'Feast of the Gods'."
These people were really smart. Hearing that the parent and landlord had spoken, they immediately took action. Lin swiftly cleaned up the chess board, poker cards, and small pieces of paper on the table (this person deserves to be a grocery worker for the rest of her life). Icetis spread her wings and instantly, the entire living room was filled with holy light. Then, all the furniture and tables disappeared in the holy light. The living room extended in all directions and in the blink of an eye, it turned into a hall that could only be described as magnificent. I immediately realized that the female gangster had moved her family's obsidian palace here. There was a row of eye-catching black and red velvet thrones at the end of the palace. Sandora was the first to take her seat. She was shrouded in a faint golden halo. The golden lines formed by her soul power formed a large mystical pattern behind her. Her elder sister was also standing by the side. An impenetrable black mist surrounded her. The pressure was astounding. Shallow Shallow was also sitting at the furthest seat with a cold expression. Behind her, a gigantic illusion of an hourglass appeared. Elson was acting out of goodwill. He was wearing his Ares suit that was glowing with golden light. He had one foot on the throne and looked majestic. Kenser had changed into his medieval robe and was bathing in the holy light like Jesus. He looked at Vanilla kindly and said, "Child, you need guidance …"
Pandora and Visca were playing rock-paper-scissors to decide their seats. Mercury Lamp looked at the size of the throne. After climbing up a few times, she spread her wings angrily and flew up to the throne. Then, she placed a small stool for children on the throne before sitting down. Bubble was sitting cross-legged on the throne playing with her handheld. She waved at us to signal that she had finished her work. There was still one empty throne. However, a soft voice came from the gap between the cushions. "Jingle is here. Jingle is here …"
Lin looked around and made sure that the hall was tall enough after being teleported. Then, she transformed into a majestic two-headed Golden Dragon in a flash of light. She instantly became the most eye-catching person in the hall. Then, she knocked down at least seven thrones with her tail, accidentally knocked over a statue in the middle of the hall with one of her claws, and blew away half a wall of tapestries when she sneezed. In the end, she clumsily hung one of her heads on the huge chandelier before finally calming down. The other head, which could still move freely, looked at us pitifully and said, "I … I'm sorry. I messed up again …"
After the earthquake-like commotion in the hall finally calmed down a little, I tugged on Liliana's arm and said, "What do you think about this?"
Liliana's expression was dumbfounded. She muttered to herself, "Damn, is this really going to happen in your Pantheon in the future, Boss?"
Xiaoxue's voice came from behind us. "Of course not. My dad has never set up a Pantheon before. He thinks it's too troublesome …"
Vanilla gaped at this crazy group of people. Then, he looked at the Golden Dragon whose head was hanging from the chandelier and whose eyes were rolling back. He wrinkled his nose and finally burst into tears...
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