"Unparalleled indeed. There are 13 of them but these 13 are like the most beautiful woman in the world. Their names are unbelievable …" Su Yunfeng was impressed by her skills.
The elder from Buddha Lotus Sect was drooling as he stared at Ceng Yunli's lamb. Daoist Zhang was speechless, "Master Wu Yun, please be mindful of your image …"
"What's there to be afraid of? Every year, I would face the wall for half a year because of eating meat …"
"Then why did you become a monk?"
"It's not like I wanted to be one. I was born in Buddha Lotus Sect and I'm training in Buddha Lotus Sect's scripture. Although I'm not eating meat, I can't deny that I'm a good monk …" Wu Yun tore off a lamb leg and smelled the aroma, "The best Split Hoof Lamb leg. The spices are perfect. The skin is already crispy but it's still oozing with fat and juices."
"Wu Yun, you know that, right?" Buddha Lotus Sect's host, Wu Lai sighed. He was too lazy to talk to him anymore.
"It's worth it to face the wall for half a month!"
“。。。。。” Daoist Zhang from Dragon Tiger Mountain poured him a cup of Yu Family's best wine, "Why don't you just drink a few mouthfuls?"
"Good wine!" Wu Yun drank a cup. …
"Wu Yun …"
"I know! Face the wall for another half a month and I'll do whatever I want today, senior brother! "
"Sigh ….. My Buddha is merciful. "
Su Yunfeng looked over too. Buddha Lotus Sect's angry man, Wu Yun, smiled. Although this monk doesn't abstain from eating meat, he's still one of Buddha Lotus Sect's elites. Even Yan Xing might not be able to win against him. He's talented and his cultivation in Buddhism isn't low either but he just can't control his mouth.
"My beef is braised! The aroma is like a sea of flowers. The meat is chewy but not hard at all. Daoist Zhang, look at the tendons in the meat. It's dark green and the smell of the braised meat has even penetrated the meat. This is the best braised beef shank I've ever had in Hua Xia … " Wu Yun's words made Zhang Fei happy as he walked over with a big bowl of wine and a jar, "This is braised by me! I couldn't tell that a bald monk like you is an expert in eating meat! Come! Let me give you a toast!! "
Wu Yun sized Zhang Fei up, the strength he had just displayed was unfathomable, at that time, Zhou Fuxing's legs trembled, and his intention to retreat was obvious. It could be seen that the black faced big man was an extremely straightforward person, and did not care about the baldy. "Master Zhang, let's do it!"
"Haha! Fuck!! How refreshing! "Zhang Fei laughed heartily as he sat down. The two of them began to eat, drink, and laugh.
On the other side, Huang Zhong was holding his knife and started to bleed. Lao Li stared at him, "What are you doing …"
"Giving out red packets."
"No, why are you holding a knife?"
"It's to intimidate the small fry. If anyone dares to snatch my red packet, don't blame me for being merciless."
"… …" Two pairs of newlyweds, how can you send them out like this?!
"Red Envelopes!!" Huang Zhong threw out a lot of Red Envelopes and shouted angrily, "One for each person! Don't snatch it!! "
Lao Li and Brother Zhong quietly took Huang Zhong's red packet and started to act as best men. "Go and eat."
"Good! I'm going to eat! Who's causing trouble?! You guys inform me! "Huang Zhong returned to his seat and started to eat with his rice bucket.
"Old Zhao, come and help too …" Brother Zhong said and Brother Zhao collapsed on the table, "I think I accidentally broke my internal hemorrhoid just now. I don't dare to move now …"
"… …" Two pairs of newlyweds, Su Tianxing had no choice but to be the best man as well.
Huang Zhong looked at Brother Zhao and felt sorry for him. He then asked Naked Uncle for help, "My friend might have his d * ck rotted because of my carelessness. Old Naked, can you help me treat him?"
"Sure, we're close. Let him come over." Huang Zhong was grateful for Naked Uncle's words. He went over and pulled his Brother Zhao who was like a quail, "What are you doing now?! Let me go! "
"I have a buddy who can treat your d * ck. Come!" Huang Zhong carried Brother Zhao in a princess carry and went to Naked Uncle. Naked Uncle took off his coat, "Come on. I guarantee you'll feel good."
"What are you guys doing?! Hey! Hey! I'm still a virgin! " Brother Zhao felt a cooling sensation in his chrysanthemum and took a deep breath. Huang Zhong smiled and placed his hand on Flasher Uncle's elephant. A warm current surrounded him and made him moan. Brother Zhao felt like he was wrapped in love. His chrysanthemum was very healing and he couldn't help but be intoxicated by it.
"You can let go now." Naked Uncle reminded him. Brother Zhao blushed and let go of Naked Uncle's elephant. This is the legendary divine elephant! It's magical! "Thank you, brother."
Su Yunfeng also felt the violent healing energy. He looked at Flasher Uncle. Indeed, they are all experts. Their superpowers are so strong. Plus, they are all so good at training. Flasher Uncle sighed. "It's time to give the newbies my gift."
Naked Uncle walked up to the stage, "Lao Li, I don't have anything to give you. I only … "
Before he could finish, Lao Li's face turned black, "Old Naked, can you shut up …"
"These three have hidden injuries from their training. Why don't I cure them all at once …" Naked Uncle took off his coat, "Come and touch them."
Su Yunfeng was different from Su Fengxing. He could feel the strong healing power, especially at such a close distance. He knew how precious this healing power was. Indeed, the side effects of the Three Unique Sword Techniques were getting more and more obvious. The stagnation in the technique was getting more obvious. Even after searching for so many herbs, he could only treat the symptoms. He hesitated for a while, "Is it really okay?"
"Come on. You are Lao Li's mother-in-law. Lao Li and I are brothers for many years. I have to help you!"
Su Yunfeng pulled the curtain down. He was a little embarrassed but still touched the elephant. Fengxing, Yanxing, and even Tianxing could not resist the urge to touch it. Flames of anger surged through their bodies. Their meridians and acupuncture points were filled with the healing power of the elephant. All the hidden injuries were gone. Lao Li and Brother Zhong looked at the scene. Brother Zhong looked at Lao Li, "Am I being cheated on …"
"Hmm, not really. His elephant is indeed Lin Hai's most precious treasure …"
"But, don't you think it's weird?"
"What can I do …"
“。。。。。”
"Hey, hey, that's enough! Don't pinch it! " Flasher Uncle put away the elephant and turned around to leave the stage. He then went back to his seat to have his meal.
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