Chapter 1123
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"Brother Zhao!! I'm here!! "Huang Zhong's voice ignited hope in Brother Zhao's heart. This bastard is finally here! "Paper!! Hurry up!! Give me paper!!! "
Huang Zhong took the paper and came to the toilet. He suddenly remembered that there would be so much delicious food later. It seemed that he had not pooped properly. No way! He had to poo properly to eat more later. He opened the wooden door on the other side of the toilet and walked in.
Brother Zhao felt the door next door open, but there was no paper. He asked, "Hey! Where's my paper!! "
"I suddenly feel like it's coming again! Wait!! I'll get you paper after I'm done!! Trust me!! "Huang Zhong replied.
"F * ck! Give me two of them ah!! Just two pieces!!! "Brother Zhao panicked.
"This piece of paper is just enough for me alone! If it's not enough, we'll all be trapped here! This is a taboo for military strategists!! "Huang Zhong held his breath.
"Then give me the paper! I'm done! I'll get it for you!! Hurry!! "Brother Zhao felt much better.
"Wait, I'm gathering my strength!! It's coming out!! "Huang Zhong was still working hard.
Accompanied by the sound of rivers flowing into the sea, Huang Zhong finished wiping all the paper. "Brother Zhao, I'll get you some paper now!! Wait for me!! "
Brother Zhao looked up at the ceiling of the toilet in despair. Should I shout for help? But if I do that, I won't be able to live with myself anymore.
The wedding venue was about to start in an hour.
Huang Zhong came back again.
"Old Zhao, where's he?" Brother Zhong asked.
"I just came back to get some paper towels. When I went over, I suddenly had the urge to poop again. But I didn't manage to poop properly. I couldn't eat properly, so I came back to get some paper towels." Huang Zhong's words made the two couples and Su Yunfeng completely speechless.
Huang Zhong took out another bundle of bamboo paper. "Don't worry, I'll definitely bring him back this time!"
"Old Huang!! Come here quickly! "Lao Wang's voice sounded. Huang Zhong ran over.
"Today, we slaughtered more than a dozen animals with whips. What dish do you want to eat? I'll satisfy you today."
"Roast, fry, explode, steam, boil, and so on. I want all of them! Haha!! "Huang Zhong laughed loudly.
"And my brain!! I remember!! I want all of them as well! "Jia Xu quickly reminded.
Huang Zhong happily returned to his seat at FrozenCloud's side and patiently waited for his favorite food.
On the stage, Lao Li looked at him and said, "Old Huang, did you forget something?"
Huang Zhong looked at the paper and suddenly slapped it on the table. "Oh no! Brother Zhao!! I almost forgot! "
Huang Zhong immediately ran towards the toilet. Lao Li looked at the paper on the table and said to Brother Zhong, "Let's ask the maid to send it over …"
"Okay …" Brother Zhong nodded slowly.
Brother Zhao is in the toilet and he can't feel his legs anymore. His lower body is dry. Do I really have to shout for help in the toilet?! Just then, Huang Zhong's anxious voice could be heard, "Brother Zhao! I'm back! Are you alright?! "
"Paper!!! You motherf * cker! Give me paper! Paper! Even sandpaper will do!! "Old Zhao almost roared out.
Huang Zhong was stunned for a moment. He looked at his body and hands and said awkwardly after a few seconds of silence, "Erm, I came here in a hurry and forgot to bring paper …"
“。” Old Zhao was disappointed and at the same time, he had the urge to kill Huang Zhong. He choked, "Look around and see what's around me. Even a brick would do."
"I guess I have no choice but to use red envelopes. Catch!" Huang Zhong took out three red packets and threw them in. Brother Zhao caught them and looked at the three red packets in his hand and shouted, "Why didn't you give me three red packets earlier?!"
"That won't do. It's only a last resort." Huang Zhong sighed, completely forgetting that he had already wiped dozens of red packets.
Brother Zhao stared at the three red envelopes in his hand and a voice in his head kept telling him. It was the voice of professionalism. How can a groomsman use red envelopes to wipe? As a gamer, he loved his job as a commentator and had always carried out professionalism. Now that I'm a groomsman, I have to be a groomsman! He kept the red envelopes and shouted, "There's something around here that I can wipe. Give it to me, even a brick would do!"
Huang Zhong was suddenly in awe. He looked around and saw that it was not a good idea to destroy the flowers and plants. He saw a round stone with burrs and threw it in.
Brother Zhao caught the stone and looked at the burrs on it. He sucked in a breath of cold air. The burrs on his lower body had all dried up. Yes, he could definitely scrape them clean. He had to take good care of them when he got back. He gritted his teeth and started to scrape them with the stone.
Huang Zhong listened to the scratching sound and was full of respect. This is a man!
At this moment, the maid's voice was heard, "Groomsman Zhao is inside, right? This is the best bamboo paper. Do you want me to bring it in?"
Brother Zhao choked and said, "No need."
He then slowly put on his pants. His lower body was completely numb. He slowly opened the door with a complicated expression, especially to Huang Zhong, "Help me back."
"Of course!" Huang Zhong went to help Brother Zhao up.
There was still half an hour before the wedding started.
Brother Zhong looked at Brother Zhao who was being supported by Huang Zhong, "What happened to you?"
"This is a man. Why are you wiping with such a big stone with burrs?" Huang Zhong said respectfully. Brother Zhao quickly interrupted, "It's nothing! I just squatted in the toilet for too long and my legs are numb! That's all! "
Brother Zhong, Lao Li, Su Fengxing, and Su Yanxing looked at the two groomsmen and were really impressed.
"Husband, inform father that the wedding is about to start. He should come to the main hall." Su Yanxing looked at her master and Brother Zhong's father in the main hall. She was a little anxious.
"Old Huang, go and inform father." Lao Li said. Huang Zhong helped Brother Zhao and ran to the kitchen. "Okay!"
Huang Zhong arrived at the kitchen and looked at the dazzling array of delicacies. He forgot what he came here for, especially the whip that Lao Wang was stir-frying and the whip tail soup. "Let me try first!"
"My whip tail soup is not bad, right?!" Zhang Lao smiled as he came to Huang Zhong and nudged him.
"It's delicious!" Huang Zhong said comfortably.
"Right, what did you come here for?" Ye Cang replaced Lao Li to prepare the fish and other knife skills.
"Let me think. Oh, right, Brother Li! Your son's wife asked your son to tell me to hurry you up. It's time to go to the main hall to get the tea and walk. That's about it. "
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