In a certain dimension.
Lin Lin frowned as he stared at his disciple who was covering his butt and screaming. It was because after Lin Le left, he sensed a man with white hair and a row of kitchen knives. In a spark of foresight, he saw him fighting with him somewhere in the universe. He didn't even have the upper hand. At this moment, his stomach was churning and he felt disgusted. What's going on? Whatever, I'll roast a monster to calm myself down.
On the other side, Lin Le and Lin Yifeng had already started fighting. What surprised Lin Yifeng was that this guy named Lin Le seemed to know the moves of his Dragon Slayer Spell and Thousand Sword Spell. He could always take advantage of me and take advantage of me. "Are you from the sect?"
"Hehe, I'm not telling you …" Lin Le smirked. Here's my chance! The first stab!
Lin Yifeng could feel Lin Le's body moving in a daze. Suddenly, he felt a sharp pain in his back garden. "Ah! My hemorrhoids! "
The judge quickly announced that Lin Le was the champion when he saw the Chrysanthemum Staff stuck in Lin Le's ass. Just when Lin Le wanted to pull it out, the judge quickly shouted, "Don't pull it out!"
However, as soon as he said that, Lin Le pulled it out. When he heard that, he immediately stabbed it back in and said obediently, "Okay, I won't pull it out …"
The referee looked at him and didn't know what to say.
“。。。。。” Everyone took in a deep breath. Hemorrhoid explosion + penis + pulling it out + stuffing it back in again. Regardless of gender, their buttholes tightened.
"That move of his just now is so exquisite …" Lin Liang nodded slowly after hearing Qin Zhong's words. "It is indeed exquisite. Although it seems casual, there are many things hidden in it. Perhaps only people like him can learn it."
Lin Liang pondered. Isn't that Lin Lin's Chrysanthemum Staff Style? I was scared by him. He said that it was more than a thousand moves but it was actually just one move. It was just that it was unpredictable. The Chrysanthemum Staff Style is not a set of martial arts. It requires spirituality. It's more like a killer move that changes on the spot.
"Even Lin Yifeng lost …" Ji Xue looked at Lin Le, while Wang Ming shook his head. "Lin Yifeng's defeat was inevitable. He was suppressed from the beginning, and couldn't use the Dragon Slayer Art at all. This feeling is like having your strength blocked and blocked at the point of release and the trajectory of your strength. But this is also retribution for this guy. He loves to attack people's crotches the most, but his chrysanthemum exploded. You should know the pain of having your hemorrhoids explode.
Ji Xue was speechless, "Hey, hey, instructor. Are you having a fever? I'm only in my early twenties. How can a young lady have hemorrhoids …"
"There will be in the future, don't worry …" Wang Ming's words made Ji Xue tremble with anger.
Lin Hai's score immediately pulled away from the other four schools. What was surprising was that Shan Lan was in second place, followed by Imperial City, Imperial City, and Star Cloud.
Lin Le returned to the resting area while being surrounded by the stars. He had defeated Star Cloud's ace, Lin Yifeng, in one fell swoop. Especially Lin Yifeng, who ended the competition with Star Cloud's famous punishment.
After that, the five schools fought for points crazily in the comprehensive competition. But this had nothing to do with Lin Le and Chang Zhengxiong.
On the other side, Jing Xuan started cooking. She put the peach blossom rice into the cold iron bowl, added the vegetarian soup and put a bead inside. She covered the lid and started cooking. On the other side, she lit up a fire and Old Wang started to watch carefully. Jing Xuan's stir-frying skills were really good. Different from his own, his rhythm was very comfortable. He was neither fast nor slow and not in a hurry. Every stir-fry was a textbook example of a home-cooked stir-fry. Crispy yellow flower, green bamboo shoot slices, extremely cold bamboo shoot shredded in the fire, and his inner strength made the rice crackle under the lid. Then, she removed the lid and served the vegetarian dishes. She placed the four types of freshly marinated fresh flowers on top and poured a spoonful of vegetarian soup on top. She covered the pot with the lid again and urged the fire dragon to swallow the bowl. Then, she pushed the iron bowl onto the table, "Dear patrons, please enjoy …"
"It feels so normal. Other than the fire dragon swallowing the bowl at the end, the food and rice are all vegetarian. Will it really taste good?" AV mumbled.
But Elder Li, Elder Zhang and the others were all staring at the iron bowl. ThornyRose sniffed it. Steam came out from the small hole on the iron bowl, carrying an incomparably fragrant and alluring smell. Everyone felt as if they were in a monastery full of fallen leaves, tasting the freshly picked spring tea. The ground was covered in golden leaves. Looking outside the monastery, it was a mesmerizing world full of farmland and a sea of flowers.
Sun Meiqin stared at the iron bowl in shock. This tea aroma is …! Five Claw Green Dragon! She lost her voice, "So this is what you meant when you said it's out of stock?! A monk doesn't lie! "
"It's just a tea tree. It's only plucked once every 30 years. I can't even bear to drink it. I'm not lying. I'm rejecting you. Miss Sun, please calm down … "Jing Xuan was annoyed.
Sun Meiqin snorted and thought of the Five Clawed Green Dragon. This tea has the title of the King of Teas. It has five leaves and the leaves are long and slender like the claws of a dragon. Since it's a green tea, it's also known as the Five Clawed Green Dragon. It's the treasure of Qing Xin Zhai. Normally, no one would drink it. Most of the time, it would be used to brew the offerings for the Donghuang Ritual.
"So it's the Five Clawed Green Dragon …" Old Li finally understood why Zhai Wanshou put the Five Clawed Green Dragon in his rice. But how did he do it? He started to replay Jing Xuan's baking process in his mind. It's powder! He made the Five Clawed Green Dragon into powder! It's reasonable to use such precious tea leaves to make powder. First, it can enhance the taste of the tea. After all, it's only used for seasoning. Second, it's used to save the tea leaves. After all, it's hard to come by. There's less than 50 grams of it produced every 30 years and most of it is used for the Donghuang Ritual.
Ye Cang thought it would be a waste if he didn't move such a good tea tree back. He started to think of ways to persuade Jing Xuan. Ci Mei saw Ye Cang smiling at Jing Xuan. This fella is trying to trick her!
Lin Liang opened the lid with his feather fan. Everyone was shocked by what they saw. It was different from the usual vegetarian rice. Since the vegetables were fried, they would be soft. However, the vegetables and flowers in the bowl were as if they were just plucked from the garden. No! It's as if they were planted on the rice soil.
"The color and shape are already full marks," Lin Liang exclaimed as he stared at the bowl.
"Let me have a taste first!" Huang Zhong came over with the spoon from Rice Bucket. Looking at everyone's gaze, he sat down quietly, "I'll eat last …"
After the lid was opened, the fragrance was extremely strong. Lin Liang felt like he saw the change of seasons in the farm and the sea of flowers. There were always new fresh vegetables and flowers in different seasons. Not far away, a tea tree slowly opened its leaves and the leaves slowly turned into the shape of a dragon's claw. He picked up a bamboo shoot with some rice and put it into his mouth. Surprisingly, it was not hot. The temperature was just right! The fragrance of the tea did not suppress the taste. Instead, it added a hint of dawn to the bamboo shoot. It was crispy and tender. The taste of the other vegetables also served as a foil. There was a thin layer of salt and the freshness of the broth was buried deep in the rice soil. It was the best vegetarian rice. The fragrance lingered in his mouth and was extremely elegant.
Lin Liang thought that since he came to the manor, this dish was the most suitable one for him. What a great Redemption of Sorrow. But what's the meaning of this? There was a hint of bitterness and sweetness in the aftertaste. I see. Is it flowers? Amazing. It's really amazing.
Ye Cang looked at Lin Liang's expression as if he was about to masturbate. Is it really that good? She put the yellow flower and rice into her mouth. Then, she was stunned. The taste of salt is so light but it's very suitable. The yellow flower and the rice made her feel like she was in the Ethereal Realm. The sweetness of the yellow flower and the rice made her feel very calm. However, her hand could not help but want to pick something else. Her butt turned cold, "Did you drug me?"
"Mr. Bai, you really know how to joke." Jing Xuan looked at Old Wang and said gently, "This is the crystal that you unlocked in my heart that night at the bath. Thank you, Old Wang. I …"
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