"Mine is fatter than Lele's …" Chang Zhengxiong's words were like stepping on Lin Le's tail, "Brother Lil 'Xiong, you're lying!"
"Alright, alright. Let's have a sword battle tonight," Ye Cang's words made the two of them nod heavily, "Bayonets tonight!"
Ci Mei and the rest facepalmed. They could not be bothered with the three of them.
While everyone was playing and learning about the culture and customs, it was already 7: 30 when they arrived outside the courtyard of Tranquil Heart Monastery. An elegant and handsome monk was sitting on a stone bench outside the courtyard. His features were delicate and pretty, and he had an oval face. He wore a green monk robe with a blue-black kasaya draped over it. He held a prayer bead in his hand and was deep in thought.
The arrival of the group made him stop playing with the prayer beads. He opened his eyes and looked at the group. Then, he shifted his gaze to Old Wang and smiled. His eyes were filled with tenderness, "Mr. Wang, you're finally back. I've been waiting for you for a long time. "
Xiao Wang, AV, and the rest stared at Old Wang. Wow, you're an old man … You have a different taste.
"* Cough * * Cough * * Cough * * Master Jing Xuan, I'm here to bring my friends for a trip …" Old Wang used to think that this Jing Xuan was a little gay. His words were always filled with ambiguity and he made me feel like his old lover.
"It's alright. It won't affect our conversation. Come, come to my backyard …" Jing Xuan turned around and walked in with a smile. Ci Mei and the rest were speechless. This Jing Xuan and Old Wang's relationship is still the same.
"Does he know what he's talking about?" Lao Li was speechless. Old Wang did not know whether to laugh or cry, "If only he knows."
Cao Cao who was hugging Ye Beibei stared at Old Wang coldly. Old Wang quickly explained, "Beibei, I'm not! I didn't!"
"Bei Bei, your grandfather has the right to pursue happiness. He's discovered his true orientation, so you have to support him. Do you understand?" Cao Cao teased as if he was his own son.
Lao Wang gritted his teeth and looked at Cao Cao. However, Ye Beibei's expression changed. He took a deep breath and walked in. When he thought about how Lili and Ye Beibei wanted to spend time together, he would leave the child to this fellow for a few days. Usually, when Old Cao was around, he was more like a father to Ye Beibei than Ye Beibei's own father. How big are the hearts of my daughter and son-in-law?
Linhai, Happy Firmaments Residence.
Wang Lili and her husband were enjoying a candlelit dinner. Leng Yue came to the living room and sat down straight. He turned on the TV and took out a bottle of beer. He opened it and started watching soap operas.
"… …" The couple looked at her awkwardly.
"Don't mind me. You guys can start. I've already eaten." Leng Yue's lifeless tone froze the atmosphere.
"Xiao Yue, why didn't you go to Nebula?"
"I don't want to go. Besides, we need someone who can hack people to look after the house. For example, if the two of you are suddenly attacked by an unknown creature during your meal, I can hack it to death to ensure your safety."
"Thank you …"
"You're welcome. The candles won't last long. Hurry up and eat."
“。。。。。”
"Hubby, I'm almost done. Let's go to the reef for some fresh air …"
"Okay, honey."
The two of them sat on the reef. Ye Xiaoming hugged Wang Lili's waist and leaned against her like Jack and Ross.
"Actually, it's very dangerous for you guys to hug each other like this. I've observed for a while. Your husband doesn't know how to swim. What if you guys fall into the water? If he hugs you from behind, the panic and survival instinct will make you unable to stretch yourself. In the end, both of you will drown. Why don't you change your posture? It might be better if you hold each other shoulder to shoulder, but it's best to keep a distance from each other …" Leng Yue's unexpected words made the two of them stare at the sea in silence. Please let us go.
Nebula, Qing Xin Temple, back garden.
Jing Xuan placed all kinds of edible vegetables and flower food in the garden. Old Wang looked at the arrangement. He's serious. He took out his own food stall apron and tied it up with a white chef's scarf. In his heart, there were only three people in Hua Xia that he wanted to challenge the most. Qian Yidao, Jing Xuan and Lao Li. Although Jing Xuan lost to him last time, he understood that he was still defeated. "
"He's wearing his family's uniform. Looks like he's serious. When a chef wears his signature apron, the real battle will begin." Lin Liang looked at Jing Xuan and Old Wang who were staring at each other flirtatiously.
Jing Xuan licked her lips. "Mr. Wang, I admire the way you look when you wear the Wang family's apron. This makes me … After all these years of meditation, I can't stop! "
"… …" Everyone felt that nine out of ten sentences between the monk and Old Wang were just a show of affection.
"If you don't know how to use adjectives, then don't use them!" However, he knew that Jing Xuan's heat control and stir-frying skills were above his. Furthermore, she was extremely precise with the heat control for each type of vegetarian food. She would definitely not make any mistakes and miss out on the optimal heat control for the food. This was the most terrifying aspect. If he were to use vegetarian food against vegetarian food this time, it would probably be very difficult. However, if he were to use mixed food instead of vegetarian food, it would prove his weakness. It would truly be a victory but also a defeat. Even Old Li would probably look down on him. What should he do? It's possible to use the ingredients in the manor, but the person in front of me is the best vegetarian chef in Hua Xia …
"Let's talk about the rules." Old Wang wiped his kitchen knife.
"It's still one dish. It's not fair for you to use three dishes. With your temper, you will definitely use vegetarian dishes to decide the winner. You won't be able to defeat me if there are too many dishes. Then, one dish is the same! I'm not trying to stop you. I'm just trying to reach my limit. Mr. Wang, please push me to the edge. If not, my bottleneck will always be there. It's up to you to break through my bottleneck … " Speaking until here, Jing Xuan touched her throat and blinked her eyes gently. Old Wang really wanted to throw his kitchen knife at her. You f * cking pervert.
"Tsk tsk, if only we had such a handsome monk back then. If I could offer him to Emperor Xian, I might not be just an uncle anymore …" Liu Bei's words made Ye Cang speechless. "He's a man …"
"What's wrong with that? Most of the emperors in the Han Dynasty are attracted to men. Emperor Gaozu of Han and Emperor Wu of Han all have their own male pets. It's just that I don't really like them … " Cao Cao took out the wine and saw a sign that read 'Drinking is prohibited in the land of Buddhism'. Although he was cursing in his heart, he still kept it. "I won't come to such a place where you can't drink …"
"Was the Han Dynasty that high?" Chang Zhengxiong laughed. "That's how it was.
"That was the atmosphere at that time. This was a hobby that only the noble and upper-class would have. For example, Emperor Gaozu doted on his children, and Emperor Wu of Han was even more so. He played with the two brothers, and the relationship between Wei Qing and him was too close. From the position of Wei Qing's tomb and the many strange things that happened in their lives, it is more or less true. What's more, the Hero Deputy Regiment, and the story of the homosexual hobby, did you know? Do you know that? Emperor Ai of Han's favorite male pet saw him sleeping in his sleeve. However, Emperor Ai of Han had something to do and he couldn't bear to wake him up. Hence, he cut his sleeve and left. "Cao Cao hugged Ye Beibei and laughed.
"What about you?" Ye Cang asked with a smile.
"I'm a straight man. Of course, Yun Chang …" Before Cao Cao could finish his sentence, Liu Bei shouted, "Shut up! Filthy! F * ck off! "
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