Tossing aside his craven and cowardly nature, the goblin Jinkuang was similarly armed to the teeth. Previously, he had wantonly sold those unscrupulous fake medicines in the realm and earned a huge profit. Hence, he started a huge shopping spree. Sheyan noticed that this guy even carried a bottle of that pale gold medicine that the Metals professor drank previously!!! Who knew how he managed to escape prison and purchase it, where was the justice!
Mogensha now had some understanding of this treacherous and wretched goblin. Knowing that this guy possessed remarkable abilities, he bluntly handed over a large piece of greasy roasted meat. Out of nowhere, this guy swiftly pulled out a large plate, wrapping a spotlessly white napkin around his neck. Then, he took out a stainless steel knife and fork. His eyes sparkled like a pitiful QQ emoji as he held onto the plate. Then, he ferociously devoured the meat, releasing indistinct sounds of satisfaction as he ate.
"Gold coins above, free food tastes so good … …"
Sheyan rolled his eyes and said, "That's right.
"Be careful you don't eat until you vomit tomorrow."
Jinkuang disdainfully replied.
"Free is the most beautiful word, there is no other … … .ah, mister, your roasted meat tastes amazing. Tsk tsk, heavens, I bet you don't know the taste of oil dripping from a roasted meat is the best. Letting it drip into the fire and burn is a huge waste. I don't think you would mind if I use a plate to collect some oil right."
Mogensha chuckled, his teeth appearing exceptionally white against his tanned skin.
"That would be my honour."
Under the influence of the word 'free', the goblin Jinkuang's appetite became exceptionally good. Mogensha then dragged a half dead hydralisk over to roast it. The two of them passionately discussed which part of the arachnid meat was the best, while cutting and roasting. After Mogensha served Jinkuang to his heart's content, this seemingly simple and honest guy finally revealed his true nature.
"That, my dear Mr Jinkuang, I heard you're an expert in concocting certain medicines."
Jinkuang was originally drunk and burping, comfortably lying on the sand dune. When he heard Mogensha's words, he immediately clutched his waist, alertly asking.
"What are you trying to do?"
Mogensha smiled apologetically.
"I just want to buy some poison that's suitable for me. That … Considering our friendship, can you give me a 20% discount?"
Upon hearing that there was business to be done, Jinkuang's spirits were immediately lifted as he laughed sinisterly.
"Sure, sure … Oh right, what do you use? Firearms, right? "
As it spoke, it magically took out a small and shabby test bench, test tubes, an alcohol lamp, a crucible, and so on. Then, it began to mix the ingredients in a flurry. It seemed that it was about to perform a live performance. Sheyan had never seen Jinkuang do such a thing before, so he watched curiously from the side. Suddenly, when Jinkuang shook the flask, the flask exploded with a bang. The flask splashed all over Jinkuang's body, and even emitted white smoke!
Sheyan's heart jolted, this old goblin Jinkuang was an exceptional talent, if he died here, it would be a huge loss. Seeing Jinkuang's deathly pale face, oh wrong, it was a wretched green, tottering on the verge of collapse, Sheyan hurriedly rushed forward to support him. Instead, he saw the pitiful Jinkuang's eyes brimming with tears, the wrinkles on his face piled up as he mournfully lamented.
"Another flask exploded, oh my god! I have to spend money to buy it again. "
Sheyan was about to anxiously inquire about his injuries, but after hearing his incomparably sorrowful confession, he couldn't catch his breath, as his vision darkened and he collapsed to the ground. Instead, Jinkuang wiped his tears and curiously asked.
"Master, have you been flirting with too many girls, why are your legs suddenly soft?"
"F * * k ….."
Following that, Jinkuang once again performed his mixing. This time, he succeeded, mixing out a small flask of white viscous liquid. He satisfyingly shook his head, but following that, he instinctively pulled out a large plastic bucket filled with clear water, intending to pour the small flask of liquid into the clear water. Seeing this, Sheyan sighed in his heart. No wonder there was only a 5% success rate. This slut was actually mixing water with black venom, and not black venom with water.
But just as Jinkuang was about to produce a fake, he suddenly heard a heavy cough from the side. Turning back to look, he discovered Mogensha squatting by his side, gazing at him with bright eyes. Even though Jinkuang's face was extremely thick, he could only laugh dryly.
"Cough cough, I'm too used to this, I forgot we're so familiar with each other ….. right, are you satisfied with my new product?"
The properties of the powder instantly appeared in front of Mogensha.
[Black Venom (Modified): This is a poison specially modified by the goblin Jinkuang. After smearing the concocted Black Venom onto a long range weapon, every successful attack will have a 15% chance of inflicting poison damage to the enemy. Duration of 15 seconds, every 3 seconds will trigger a poison damage. Total damage is 10-20 points. (Based on enemy's resistance)
Details: Smearing success rate is 99%. Duration of smearing duration is 30 minutes.
Warning: Every pulse of Black Venom damage may result in a critical strike!
Mogensha straightforwardly inquired.
"How much?"
Jinkuang straightforwardly replied.
"2000 utility points will do."
Sheyan was stunned, this guy didn't seem like such a person. Instead, Mogensha didn't hesitate to proceed with the transaction ….. 10 minutes later, Mogensha was clutching his head as his incomparably agonizing screams resounded throughout the desert!
"Seaman! Seaman!!! Why would your damned servant collect taxes during the transaction. Oh my god, just look at this, personal income tax, stamp duty, and even damned youth compensation. Didn't your servant just concoct a bottle of damned medicine and lost his youth? "
Sheyan couldn't resist laughing.
"Alright alright, you'll get used to it."
Mogensha painfully replied.
"Your servant isn't a goblin! He's a devil draped in goblin skin ….. oh my god, my savings! "
Sheyan spread out his hands helplessly.
"Don't look at me, I don't have any benefits. You should know how arrogant Phelps and Fanu's summoned creatures are in the Symbiosis sect. This servant of mine isn't someone easy to deal with, it can only be said that he has gone from bad to worse. I only hope I won't be extorted by him, I don't want him to spit out the money he fished out. "
Mogensha knew what Sheyan said was the truth, tears streaming down his face as he hid to the side and drew circles. After the two discussed, they decided to rest here for a while before continuing. Originally, Sheyan was supposed to guard Mogensha while he rested. But after a short while, Mogensha stumbled out with an ashen face, clutching his stomach as he charged towards the back of the sand dune. Following that, an earth shattering rumbling sound could be heard, as he painfully rubbed his stomach before slowly trudging back. Unfortunately, this scene would occur once every 10 minutes ….. Sheyan could only rest first.
After sleeping for 2-3 hours, Sheyan shockingly discovered Mogensha was half dead as he leaned against a boulder, gasping for air. His entire body emitted a sour stench. What was even funnier was when Sheyan used his nightmare imprint to investigate his condition, he unexpectedly discovered a few additional descriptions.
Health status: Deteriorating.
Acquired disease: Diarrhoea. The reason was due to the consumption of half-cooked exotic beast meat, which led to the proliferation of unknown germs in it.
Disease effects: Before recovery, all attributes reduced by 15%, HP reduced by 20%, accuracy reduced by 50%.
Disease progression: Deteriorating
Sheyan was both angry and amused at the same time. Ever since he became a contestant and had his body digitized, he hadn't suffered from any diseases. Even the mild rhinitis he contracted as a sailor had been cured. Who would have thought that such an unlucky thing would happen. He then sneaked a peek at Jinkuang who was hiding nearby. Indeed, this Jinkuang who would gobble up free food had worsened his condition. His face was ashen as he gasped for air. Of course, even from afar, Sheyan could feel the stench.
Helpless, Sheyan hurriedly checked the electronic holographic map. He discovered there was a human base named 'Fatal Helmet' 200 kilometres away. After slaying that 'Scorching Mouth', his reputation amongst all the human factions had risen by 1000 points. In any case, he wouldn't be shot to death or blasted to death by cannons. Thus, he led the two unlucky bastards as he activated his tattered hoverbike and drove towards that direction.
After cruising for roughly a hundred kilometres, Sheyan could hear intermittent gunshots from afar, as well as the unique rumbling of a siege tank. Following the sound, he saw a thick black smoke billowing out from afar. A human fleet was currently leaning against a rocky hill, resisting against the tide of arachnids.
These arachnids were all of the lowest class of zerglings. Obviously, they were relying on the high mobility of their zerglings to catch up from behind. However, there were also several overlords that were at least 2-3 times larger. Their limbs were sharp and long, and their eyes were scarlet red. From time to time, droplets of viscous liquid would drip down from their mouths. Their teeth and claws were exceptionally sharp. One look and one could tell they could easily tear apart an arachnid's armour.
This human fleet appeared to be extremely elite. Not only did it possess close to a hundred burly armored machine gunners that had constructed 3 temporary bases, there were even 5-6 Vulture hoverbike patrolling the surroundings. Furthermore, there were 3 heavy siege tanks at the rear. Apart from that, even the civilian vehicles were similar to armoured vehicles. They looked extremely sturdy, and were pushed to the front as cover.
Mogensha panted as he observed from the back seat.
"The humans' situation doesn't look good."
*****
The previous interactive questions were too simple, or perhaps they were too difficult. But the answers were available on Baidu. Then this time, it's a difficult one, hmph hmph. 30 points for the top 3, 45 points for the top 1!!!
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