On the way home with Rollie, Hao Ren felt physically and mentally exhausted from the trip. He did not expect the cat to be so troublesome after turning into a human. The cute and sensible cat girls in the novels were all bluffing. How could he not worry about this cat girl who had the logic of a cat and the power of a human? The cat girl who had just turned into a demon had a different worldview!
Along the way, Hao Ren could not remember how many times he had chanted, "Don't squat at people's feet... Don't eat roadside food... Don't rummage through the trash... Don't climb the wall, don't come down from the tree! Let go of the bird! Stay away from the dog... Don't touch the trash... Stand up and walk! "
He felt like he was taking care of a child, and this child was much harder to please than Lil Pea.
The cat girl jumped down from the wall for the third time. Her clothes were dirty as if she had just returned from the Middle East. She bared her teeth at Hao Ren and said, "Poop scooper, you're so annoying."
Hao Ren had given up on correcting her. He just reminded her weakly, "You have become a human, okay? You have to change your lifestyle from now on... Do you understand? Lifestyle, behavior, you should be able to understand what I'm saying, right? "
"It's not food, but I understand." The cat girl shook her head. "But why are there so many things in the human language that have nothing to do with food?"
Hao Ren glared at her and said, "Why do you care so much about the reasons? Just do what I say!"
The cat girl grunted and said, "So troublesome, turning into a big cat is so troublesome. Hurry up and turn me back."
Hao Ren rolled his eyes and did not answer. He wanted to, but the problem was that transformation was not a video. How could it be played back?
When the three of them got home, they found only Vivian and Lily at home. Nangong Wuyue must have gone to some subway station to sing again. Big Beardy was probably challenging nature in the wilderness. Of course, he could also be forced to give lessons by the middle-aged women in the Southern Suburbs. Y'zaks and Y'lisabet were probably collecting trash on the street again. In the past, the demon king of the Otherworld was unemployed on Earth and ended up collecting trash with the demon princess in the Southern Suburbs. It was a sad story, but Y'lisabet was happy to do it.
Lily was lying on the table, writing her story. She heard the noise and came over. "Mr. Landlord, you're back? Have you figured out the situation? "
Vivian also came over and looked curiously at Hao Ren and Rollie, who was lying next to the sofa.
"It's the Golden Apple." Hao Ren sighed and briefly explained the situation he heard from Raven 12345. He then reminded them solemnly, "If any of you still have the Golden Apple, don't feed it to the animals. It's too troublesome."
Lily howled, but she was not worried: the foodie had already finished her apple. Then she walked around the cat girl and sniffed, muttering, "It smells like the store street … and grilled fish. Did you bring her to the street? She didn't run around? "
The corner of Hao Ren's mouth twitched. "Of course she didn't run around. To be honest, walking her is more troublesome than walking you."
Lily heard this and smiled. She took it as a compliment and came up to Hao Ren. "Then when are you going to walk me again? I haven't been to the market for a few days! "
Hao Ren said, "… Can you be more promising?"
Rollie lay on the ground for a while before looking up at Lily lazily. "Dumb cat, I want to eat! The grilled fish is not enough! "
"Oh," Lily said and turned to prepare food for the cat girl. Hao Ren was surprised. "Eh, I thought you weren't afraid of her anymore?"
Lily scratched her head. "I'm not afraid anymore, but it's become a habit to make food for her."
Hao Ren was a little dumbfounded. He did not expect the husky to be so hopeless. He thought she was finally free from the dog → cat → fish food chain, but it turned out she was trapped in the food chain and could not get out!
At this time, Rollie untied her tail from her clothes. She stretched comfortably and then crawled to the sofa in a wriggling manner. She switched on the television and began to watch the pet channel. As she watched, she yelled, "Poop scooper! I want this toy! And this can! This cushion looks good too … Give me a new cat bed … I want a smaller one … Give me dried fish! "
Anyway, no matter what she was yelling, the cat girl was not idle for a moment. This was also a major characteristic of Rollie. Compared to other quiet cats, she was like an ADHD patient. When she was still a cat, she would run around outside all day long, or play around in the house. She just could not calm down. But when she was playing around, it was not so troublesome at all. At that time, no one could understand what she was talking about!
Now, the cat girl was speaking human language. Hao Ren finally realized how annoying it was when a cat could speak human language.
But Hao Ren had thought it through. He could totally ignore the cat's noise and pretend that he did not understand what she was talking about. Anyway, when Rollie was running around the house, no one cared about her. She was quite happy with it. Now, no one cared about her. She should be able to get used to it.
And Vivian looked at the cat girl who was watching TV on the sofa. She suddenly remembered something. "Oh right, have you come up with a new name?"
Hao Ren was confused. "New name?"
Vivian pouted at the sofa. "Cat. Are you still going to call her 'Rollie'? How can you say this name? "
Hao Ren was stunned. Only then did he realize that Rollie was no longer the Rollie of the past. This cat should be given a more normal name!
Otherwise, if he continued to call the cat girl by her old name when he went out with her, he could easily get into trouble. The old folks in the Southern Suburbs were slow to react, but when they saw Hao Ren "walking the cat", they would definitely rush to call him to complain about domestic violence!
Thinking of this, he reached out and patted the cat girl's head. "Stop looking. I have something to discuss with you."
He was probably the first owner in history who had to discuss with the cat before naming a cat.
The cat girl turned her head, and her pointy ears twitched twice. "Meow? Poop scooper?"
"… You can call me whatever you want." Hao Ren sighed. "I think it's time to change your name."
"Name?" The cat girl blinked. "Why should I change my name?"
"You can't use this name now." Hao Ren tried to make the cat understand some things in the human world. "Humans can't be named 'Rollie'. If I call you that in the future, people will complain about me. Do you know that?"
The cat girl was very honest. "I don't know."
Hao Ren could see that although the cat was annoying in many aspects, she only had one good point, and that was that she was absolutely honest. A newly awakened monster was as pure as a piece of white paper!
So, the main task for him and Vivian was to make the cat understand why "Rollie" was not a normal name. Hao Ren even tried to explain that the name "Rollie" was a complete misunderstanding. It was an accidental collision of a cat's worldview and human language. However, the cat did not listen at all. She just shook her head and pretended to be obedient, but after a few words, she lazily curled up on the sofa.
She was as lazy, stubborn, and disobedient as ever.
Lily brought the cat's food over and saw Hao Ren and Vivian sitting next to her with a frustrated look. She was a little curious. "What's wrong?"
"Why is it so difficult to change a cat's name?" Hao Ren sighed. "Don't just change the name of other cats and dogs just because they want to."
Vivian did not know whether to laugh or cry. "Nonsense. Other cats and dogs don't need to discuss with them when they want to change their names. Besides, who would normally change their names?"
It seemed like what Nangong Sanba said on the way here was true. Even if the cat girl was now intelligent, there was no way to solve the problem of her worldview and knowledge. There was no distinction between positive and negative words in a cat's language system. Even if she knew what "Rollie" meant, she would not feel that there was anything wrong with the word being used on her — just like she did not think that there was anything wrong with calling her master a poop scooper.
Hao Ren decided not to discuss with the cat. He wanted to finalize the names first. And this time, he quickly came up with a bunch of new names: Hao Miaomiao, Hao Miaomiao, Hao Miaomiao, Hao Miaomiao. Anyway, this was basically the cat's naming ability. A string of names was like a tongue twister.
After he wrote all the names on the paper, he proudly showed off to Vivian, but the latter poured cold water on him. "You have a lot of names. Do you think she will listen to you?"
"Why not? Let's try." Hao Ren laughed, then held the paper and called the cat girl one by one, from the first to the last … She did not respond.
Hao Ren was dumbfounded. In the end, he could only return to the starting point. "Rollie!"
The cat girl jumped down from the sofa and rubbed herself against Hao Ren's trousers.
Vivian patted Hao Ren's arm. "I think … we should call her 'Rollie'. Anyway, I won't let her go out anytime soon."
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