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Hao Ren did not know how to react. In fact, anyone would not have been able to react to seeing their cat turn into a living person. Even someone as knowledgeable as Hao Ren was a little confused. The cat girl, suspected to be Rollie, was dissatisfied after waiting for a few seconds without any food. She raised her voice and yelled, "Poop scooper, where's the food? Where's the food?! Where's the food?! "
Hao Ren pointed at his nose and asked, "What did you call me?"
"Poop scooper," the cat girl glared at him and rubbed herself on Hao Ren's trousers. "Alright, rub rub, can you give me the food this time? I've been running all day, I'm hungry. "
Hao Ren jumped up and said, "You're really Rollie?!"
The cat girl would respond reflexively when she heard the word "Rollie". "Meow?"
"Why would you say that... No, how did you become like this?" Hao Ren was a little incoherent and did not even know what to ask first. "Did you go out last night to find a place to transform? Did you eat something wrong or something? "
Rollie drooped her head and yawned lazily. She had her eyes set on one thing. "Food."
"Eat, eat, eat! All you know is to eat!" The veins on Hao Ren's forehead bulged. After calming down from the initial shock, he realized that even if the cat had transformed into a different form, she was still the same dumb cat. "Lily, give her cat food!"
Lily answered blankly and ran to bring Rollie's bowl of cat food over. But when she was about to pass it to Hao Ren, she suddenly hesitated. "Can she still eat cat food now?"
Before Hao Ren could answer, Rollie had already jumped up and snatched her bowl of food. She ate contentedly and thanked Hao Ren politely. "Thank you, big dumb cat."
Lily said, "Woof? But I'm not a cat … "
"It is said that in the cat's worldview, all the creatures in the world are divided into big, small, medium, and small cats, and then subdivided into cats that are dumber than themselves and cats that are slower than themselves." Hao Ren rolled his eyes. "And you secretly eat dog food. Why can't she eat cat food? The cat food I bought for her is more expensive than my biscuits, okay?"
Rollie looked up at Hao Ren and said, "Poop scooper, water."
Hao Ren finally realized that it was time to fight for his rights as a human. He stomped his feet and pointed at the dumb cat. "You better change the way you address me! I am your master! "
"Oh, master in charge of scooping poop, I want some water."
Hao Ren: "…"
The man and the cat fought for a long time, but in the end, neither of them won. The others also took turns trying to negotiate with Rollie, but the latter was busy eating and ignored them. She maintained the elegance and arrogance of a cat — that is, she ignored everyone.
The only progress was that many people knew about Hao Ren's position in the cat's heart, which was … ah, a poop scooper.
Hao Ren squatted on the sofa with a sad face (this posture may have been influenced by Lily next to him), watching the cat girl lazily rolling around on the soft cushion, washing her face with her hands curled into claws, pulling her tail and scratching her ears. Hao Ren had mixed feelings. He sighed and said, "I think in other stories, the cat girl should not be soft, gentle, considerate and affectionate to her master. Why is she like this in my story …"
Before his voice trailed off, Rollie suddenly jumped up and ran up the stairs. Then, she rushed down like a madwoman. She ran back and forth a few times, and no one knew what she was up to. Hao Ren saw this and could only cry even more. At the same time, he tugged at Wuyue's sleeve and said, "Go teach her how to use the toilet … Especially teach her how to deal with human clothes."
Vivian patted Hao Ren on the shoulder and said, "I have also read legends and modern stories about the cat girl. To be honest, the style of the cat girl in front of you is a bit off, but logically speaking … she is much more realistic than the cats in the stories. At least, she doesn't like clothes like most cats."
"The key question now is how did she become like this?" Hao Ren covered his face. "There has to be a reason for any supernatural phenomenon. We can't just need a cat to suddenly become a spirit just for the sake of the plot. This place is not some celestial cave."
"Strictly speaking, this is really a celestial cave." Vivian shrugged. "Just the couplet at the door alone is worth more than 20 Southern Heavenly Gates. But I don't think Rollie's change has much to do with the Fengshui here. "
"Actually, this cat has been a little strange for a while." Y 'zaks had been quiet all this while, but now he interrupted in a low muffled voice. "Since when did she like watching TV? And when you adopted her, she didn't have the habit of reading the newspaper with you. "
Hao Ren was stunned. "Reading the newspaper?"
"Yes, reading the newspaper." Y 'zaks nodded. "Once I found my newspaper missing, and then I saw Rollie lying on the stairwell reading the newspaper. She was definitely reading the newspaper and not tearing it, because several newspapers were neatly arranged, and none of them were upside down. But I guess she still can't read — because all the newspapers were flipped to the photo section. "
Hao Ren opened his mouth for a long time without saying a word. He slowly recalled the various abnormal changes of Rollie recently. He did not know when she started watching TV. She knew how to press the remote control, could remember the number in the upper right corner of the TV, and used it to lock the channel. When the family was eating, she would lean over the table and listen, as if she was paying attention to what others were discussing. She began to read the newspaper, study the structure of the doors and windows, and went to the kitchen not to steal biscuits, but to see how her food was processed...
All these phenomena had been shown for a long time, but because Rollie was a strange cat from the beginning, and often acted out of line, many people in the family did not pay attention to it. Plus, Hao Ren had been busy dealing with the First Born and the troubles of the Otherworld. He did not systematically think about these things even once, and there was no warning.
Y 'lisabet held up her precious screwdriver and looked around, and finally lowered her head in frustration. "Sigh, it's actually worth studying... Too bad there's no place to screw."
Hao Ren did not know what the demon princess' brain was made of.
"Seems like Rollie's changes started around the New Year." Vivian stroked her chin thoughtfully. "Although she was not in human form at that time, she was obviously enlightened... Should we ask her later?"
"I suddenly feel that it's a little difficult to communicate with my own cat." Hao Ren sighed. "Didn't you see her reaction just now? She's a complete bastard cat. Speaking of which, why didn't I feel it when I was taking care of her? "
"The language barrier makes the relationship between master and pet more harmonious. Through your imagination, you will feel close to each other," Lily said philosophically. "Most of the time, the only reason two people can have a good conversation is because they don't understand each other's scolding. Have you forgotten the first diplomatic meeting in the history of the Kerbalians?"
Hao Ren sighed. He realized that Lily had a point, but he still had to find a way to communicate with his cat... He did not know if the dried fish would work.
By then, Nangong Wuyue had already led Rollie out of the bathroom. The cat girl walked awkwardly. She could not help but want to lie down on all fours, and Wuyue kept pulling her up.
Walking upright was indeed difficult.
Wuyue had already washed Rollie's face and smoothed her hair. The latter had finally become a clean and beautiful girl. Hao Ren noticed that Rollie looked like a combination of Lily, Vivian and Nangong Wuyue. There was even a hint of Becky's eyeliner. He could not help but wonder if Rollie had chosen her current appearance based on the people she usually saw: if she could control her transformation.
"Come here." Hao Ren patted the sofa's armrest. That was Rollie's favorite place to lie down. But soon, Hao Ren realized that the situation was different. "Forget it. You should find a place to lie down."
Rollie meowed and leaped onto the sofa. She found a comfortable position and curled up into a ball. She continued to play with her tail, scratched her ears, and used her paws to wash her face. Hao Ren saw this and pointed at her body. "Do you know what you have become?"
The cat girl looked down at her belly and shook her head. "I've become a big cat."
"Do you know how you became like this?"
"I don't know."
"Do you know when you became like this?"
"I don't know."
"Do you know who I am?"
"A poop scooper."
Hao Ren said, "... Okay, let's skip this question. How do you feel now? "
The cat girl squirmed on the sofa. Her eyes were still a little confused. It seemed that she was also confused about the changes that had happened to her, and perhaps a little uneasy. But in the end, she nodded. "I don't feel anything. You've all become smaller. "
"That's because you've grown bigger," Hao Ren sighed. "Forget it. Looks like you're not that smart since you've just turned into a human. You probably can't explain it to yourself." (What a great event! Follow ~ Click on the Chinese official account (Add friends on WeChat – Add official account – Enter qdread) and join immediately! There's a prize for everyone. Follow the qdread official account now!)
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