Hao Ren had no idea that the two goddesses were discussing his future work arrangements in the garden. He had returned home with a mouth full of numbness (the aftereffect of the Emperor's Sigh). When he opened the door, he saw Rollie squatting on the coffee table in the middle of the living room.
The cat girl was staring intently at the ground in front of the coffee table. There was a bright spot swaying back and forth. The dumb cat stared at the spot with her eyes wide open, her head swaying from side to side. The source of the spot was the laser pointer in Lily's hand. The husky maiden was smiling innocently, as if she had completely forgotten how she was afraid of cats when she first came to the house. Perhaps in her mind, a cat that walked upright was not a cat anymore. Anyway, the cat and dog were having fun.
Everyone knew the consequences of playing with a laser pointer in front of a cat. Rollie lasted less than five seconds on the coffee table before she leaped down and pounced on the spot. Lily then started waving the laser pointer around, and the cat girl followed the spot and jumped up and down in the living room. At first, Hao Ren was standing at the door watching the commotion. It was quite a feast for the eyes to see two silly girls fighting. However, the commotion turned into chaos after a few seconds. He saw the dumb cat kick the trash can next to the sofa, followed by the electric fan on the small table, followed by a variety of other things. The living room was instantly filled with clanking noises!
When the excited husky and the crazy cat came together, it was a disaster. Lily used a laser pointer to direct the dumb cat to run around. The speed of the cat girl was so fast that she could leave sixteen afterimages. The whole living room was like a typhoon passing through. Amidst the chaos, the two silly girls were shouting happily, "Wahaha, up, up!" "Meow — what's going on? I can't stop meow!" "Awoo — woof!" "Meow! Meow! "" Awoo … "" Meow … Ah! Big Boss Cat! "
The noise in the living room was as noisy as a cat and dog market. Then, it suddenly quieted down. That was because the cat maiden bumped her head on Hao Ren's leg, who was standing at the door. Lily also noticed the landlord who had just returned home.
Hao Ren finally understood how people who raised bears, dogs, and crazy cats felt when they returned home and found that the house had been turned upside down. Hao Ren's feelings should be even worse than that. Because he was not raising a cat or a dog, but a cat or a dog that had become a demon. The destructive power of these two creatures was hundreds of times greater! What had happened in three seconds was enough to keep other people's cats and dogs busy for a whole day, and he didn't even think to stop them.
A white light flashed, and Lily came from the other end of the living room. The husky and the cat demon stood side by side in front of Hao Ren. Even if they were confused, they knew that they were in trouble. The two girls bowed their heads and waited silently. The veins on Hao Ren's forehead bulged as he looked at them for a while. Suddenly, the corner of his mouth curled up. He reached into his Dimensional Pocket and took out two "grapes". "Here, I'll give you two something good to eat …"
Lily was not stupid. She did not believe that Hao Ren would give her something normal after the trouble she had caused. So, she hesitated for a moment. The cat maiden was much simpler. She was used to being fed by Hao Ren. She grabbed the fruit and stuffed it into her mouth. "Thank you, Big Boss Cat. Meow is ready!"
Hao Ren took the opportunity when Lily turned to look at the cat maiden and stuffed a fruit into the husky's mouth.
He then smiled and waited for the cat maiden's reaction …
Thirty minutes later, Vivian returned home from her stroll. The vampire maiden saw Rollie and Lily running around the living room, cleaning up, and Hao Ren lying on the sofa watching TV. She was surprised. "Hao Ren, you're back? Why are they so obedient today? "
Before Hao Ren could say anything, Lily threw the broom in her hand and ran up to Vivian. She held her hand out mysteriously. "Battie, open your mouth, I'll give you something good to eat …"
It would be strange if Vivian believed Lily. Aside from the love-hate relationship between the two, under normal circumstances, have you ever seen a dog voluntarily give food to someone else? But it did not matter, because Rollie had also come over. The cat maiden also held out her hand mysteriously. "Vivian, I'll give you something good. Big Boss Cat brought it back today!"
And so, Vivian believed it …
After a while, Y 'zaks and Y' lisabet, who had gone out to collect old appliances, came back. As soon as the old and little demon entered the door, they heard a passionate voice. "Big Y 'lisabet, I'll give you something good to eat!"
…
It turned out that people could learn bad fast, even if they were not human. The guys around Hao Ren were getting worse and worse!
People came back one after another, and everyone was given something good. Finally, even Nangong Wudi and Ayesha who were watching the shop were not spared. Nangong Sanba packed the rest of the fruit and sent it to the two elders. When he came back, he had a fist-sized bump on his head …
Even Lil Pea was tricked by Lily into licking the 'divine fruit'. The little mermaid burst into tears …
Hao Ren was satisfied to see that everyone had enjoyed the same experience as he did. He put the rest of the divine fruit and the plate on the coffee table, picked his teeth and leaned back on the sofa. As he watched the TV, he muttered, "Everyone, just treat it as a taste. You guys can't find this stuff anywhere else. Just treat it as a life experience."
This was not nonsense, because Hao Ren was sure that these guys at home had the same mentality … Of course, that was only when they were dragging others into the pit.
Nangong Wuyue rolled up a big pile on the coffee table. She conjured some water for Lil Pea to rinse her mouth and said casually, "Actually, I think it's okay. The taste isn't that strong …"
Vivian gave her a sideways glance. "Nonsense, a siren's sense of taste is almost a decoration. You guys are elemental creatures!"
"There's still something left. Why aren't you guys eating?" Hao Ren pointed at the fruit plate on the coffee table and looked around. As soon as his voice trailed off, Rollie screamed and scurried to the back of the sofa …
"Look at that coward." Hao Ren pursed his lips. "Don't worry, the rest is normal. Although the taste doesn't match the appearance, at least it's not bad. Here, Lily, try this. It's like a banana. It tastes sweet and sour. "
Of course, it was not a prank that Hao Ren brought back so many things. Well, that was part of the reason. But more importantly, it was because he was sure that they were all good stuff. He had seen the power of the Golden Apple. So, these things that came from the divine realm and were said to be specially bred would not be bad. The effect might even be better. After all, these were specially prepared by Raven 12345 to deal with the leader's inspection. Many things had happened recently, and Hao Ren had a feeling that a storm was brewing. And these guys around him were always enthusiastically following him everywhere. The chances of them coming into contact with all kinds of dangerous things were not low. Although there was no clear reason, Hao Ren felt that he should find a way to increase the combat power of his buddies …
Eating some rare herbs or something should work, right?
As for the Emperor's Sigh … Well, Hao Ren did not want to mention this weird name, but he did bring it back. It could even be said that he did not bring anything else, but this was the only thing he had to bring back.
The reason was very simple. Although this thing had a huge impact on one's body and mind, after eating it, he was 100% sure that some changes had occurred in his body. He even felt that this was a change that reached deep into his soul, a kind of upgrade!
At that time, he knew that it was a treasure.
He even suspected that Raven 12345 prepared this bunch of stuff that could choke the dead to wake up for him.
After Lily personally confirmed that the style of the things in the fruit plate was normal (relatively normal), the "rare herbs" that Hao Ren brought back were immediately divided up. According to the description in fantasy novels, everyone should have purple light shining on their heads, and everyone should find a place to meditate and refine it to increase their power. But Hao Ren did not like this. So, after eating, everyone said that the food was not enough. A pile of braised ribs, sweet and sour pork, and black pepper steak-flavored exotic fruits had whetted their appetite. So, they went to the Nangong couple's restaurant to have another meal and came back with three big bottles of Coke …
"I think this should be a treasure too." Hao Ren, who was full, began to think about something else. He saw the fruit plate that he had thrown on the coffee table and suddenly remembered that he had taken this thing from Raven 12345's house. His eyes suddenly lit up. "Hey, I know I have foresight. Look at this shape, look at this color, it's finally a little bit cooler …"
Vivian was wiping the table. She picked up the plastic-like fruit plate and glanced at it. Then, she threw it to Hao Ren. "Look at it yourself."
Hao Ren took it and looked at it. The smile on his face suddenly froze. There was a line of big words at the bottom of the fruit plate: Erliqiao Fifth Plastic Factory …
"But this is still a divine artifact," Hao Ren's mouth twitched twice, but he still refused to admit it. "No matter what, it was used by the goddess. Get lost, come here, this is for you … "
The cat girl looked at Hao Ren with contempt and hugged her cat bowl tightly. "No."
Hao Ren was speechless.
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