One day, Hao Ren would understand what extraordinary foresight was, what the wisdom of a goddess was, and what it meant to be a jinx. When Raven 12345 said that she just casually analyzed and pretended to be cool, she had actually speculated some of the truth. Obviously, the mental barrier did not hinder the goddess from being intelligent.
However, now Hao Ren only felt that his boss was simply sick and could not maintain a good corporate atmosphere.
"Eat some fruit first, we've talked for a long time," Raven 12345 continued to put on a strange, paralyzed, saintly face. As she spoke, she pushed the fruits on the table that he could not identify to Hao Ren, "You don't have to be so polite with me. Anyway, there are not so many rules in our unit. These are all prepared to deal with the inspection. In the end, the inspection person only ate three or four melon seeds and left."
Hao Ren quite admired Raven 12345's amiable elder sister style. Of course, it would be even better if she could change the "special expression pack for boss inspection" on her face that looked like it was made of copper and iron. He grabbed a fruit that looked like a nectarine from the plate and asked curiously, "Ate three or four melon seeds? That's a little exaggerated... "
"I'm not exaggerating," Raven 12345 waved her hand, "The inspection person was a superior Crow God. You know the Crow God, right? You saw him last time, he was only this big... "
The goddess said as she gestured the length of a palm, "He's only this tall when he's stretched out. I've prepared a lot of fruit plates, but the little one was full after eating three melon seeds. Later, I thought that wouldn't do. Eating so little was not good enough, so I forced the fourth melon seed into her mouth with my chopsticks... "
Cold sweat broke out on Hao Ren's forehead. He felt that there was something wrong with the Goddess's understanding of the word "attentive"!
Next to him, Raven 12345 was still stroking her chin, feeling good about herself, "In this case, I should be evaluated as advanced this year..."
Hao Ren's white sweat was almost flowing to his feet, "Evaluated as advanced! You didn't kill the imperial envoy with one move of your chopsticks!
Speaking of which, Hao Ren did have a deep impression of the palm-sized Crow Goddess. He had heard that the Crow Goddess was the God of Messengers, Travelers, and Inspectors. She patrolled the streets of the Macro World. Now that he had a better understanding of the Crow Goddess' work, it turned out that the nature of the Crow Goddess' work was similar to that of the Dean of Education, who patrolled the campus …
Optimistically, Raven 12345 would have nothing to do with the year-end evaluation.
Hao Ren nibbled on the strange fruits on the plate. These things were obviously not produced in the human world. They were most likely natural treasures from the Divine Realm, similar to the Golden Apple. However, their taste was much more interesting. For example, the "nectarine" in his hand. Although it looked like a nectarine, it was actually black pepper steak flavored …
"I thought I was hallucinating at the first bite," Hao Ren stared at the fruit in his hand, "Did you spoil it?"
"Of course not, they are all fresh," Raven 12345 said with a smile (the only expression she could make now was a smile). "They are all specialties cultivated in the divine realm, researched by the Goddess of Life herself. One of our bosses is especially good at eating, so the food in the Divine Realm is also the best in the Void. Here, try this, I mainly wanted you to try this. "
Hao Ren took the thing from the Goddess suspiciously. It looked like a grape, felt like a grape, smelled like a grape, but after eating the nectarine with black pepper steak, he really could not believe the appearance of the fruit in the Divine Realm. "Tell me what this is called first, then I will decide if I want to eat it..."
"The Emperor's Sigh," the Goddess casually threw out an awesome name.
Hao Ren immediately felt that he had to eat it. "What the f * ck?"
"The Emperor's Sigh, because this thing once made our big boss make a slip of the tongue at the banquet. It was a state banquet of the three gods. You know the power of this fruit. How about it, don't you want to try it? "
This time, Hao Ren did not wait for Raven 12345 to finish and directly stuffed the "grape" into his mouth. As he stuffed it, he mumbled, "Eat, eat, eat, I am not human if I don't eat it. It sounds like at least a thousand years of cultivation... Pfft!"
Before Hao Ren could finish his sentence, an impact straight to his brain exploded from his mouth, rushing to the end of every nerve in his limbs. He immediately puked, and then the indescribable taste began to swim on his tongue, and even in his brain. At this moment, he even felt that he had broken through the human senses, broke through the nervous structure of carbon-based creatures, broke through the material barrier of this world, and touched another non-human experience with his tongue. It was no exaggeration, what the hell was this taste! Sour, sweet, bitter, and spicy? There was no way to describe it with taste. It felt as if every nerve in his tongue had been electrocuted, and they were trembling vigorously. The tingling sensation surged from his throat to his brain, and then his whole body was itchy as if he had been poisoned. The tingling lasted for a full ten minutes. Ten minutes!
The "grape" took Hao Ren ten minutes to recover his normal breathing. He dizzily came back to his senses, and there was still an indescribable "taste" vibrating on his tongue. But the amazing thing was that after the impact, he was extremely energetic, and he could even let out an exclamation. "What the hell is this?!"
Raven 12345 casually flicked a small light ball at Hao Ren's head. "What do you mean by the employee code? Be civilized and don't swear in the workplace. You have to wait for the leader to finish scolding you. "
Hao Ren tried to straighten his tongue. "Err... So what the hell is this?"
"The Emperor's Sigh," Raven 12345 leaned back in her chair. "Impressive, right?"
Hao Ren felt like he was being played by the goddess. "You call this the Emperor's Sigh?"
"Yeah, the big boss exclaimed after he ate it," Raven 12345's tone was especially serious. "Just like you exclaimed... Oh no, he didn't say 'what the hell', he said 'what the hell'. After the big boss exclaimed, the thing was named the Emperor's Sigh by the God of Time. "
Hao Ren jumped half a meter high. "... So that's what the Emperor's Sigh means?!"
"What do you think?" Raven 12345 glanced at Hao Ren. "Our Xi Ling culture has always named things in a simple and straightforward way."
Hao Ren's brain was dizzy from the impact of the grape. He had a few questions he wanted to ask, but now he couldn't think of them. He shook his head and sat back in his chair. He pointed at the remaining "Emperor's Sigh" on the plate and asked, "Speaking of which, there won't be any side effects after eating this, right?"
"It's okay, don't worry. The food safety in the Heavenly Realm is perfect. These newly cultivated things have been specially added with the function of 'preventing the body from exploding'. Not only will you be fine after eating it, even your family will be fine after eating it."
Hao Ren rolled his eyes and took out a plastic bag from his Dimensional Pocket. With a smirk, he put the "grapes" in the plastic bag. "Then I'll bring some back for my family to try..."
Raven 12345 was shocked by Hao Ren's shamelessness. "You came to the leader's house and you even took food?"
"My poor family, old and young. They're either old, or their career has been thwarted, or they've been reincarnated into the wrong body and are lost on the road of life. Or they've been homeless for half their lives. There's even a lonely seedling whose entire family has been wiped out. I'm out eating the treasures of the Heavenly Realm, and they..."
"Hurry up and leave after you're done!" Raven 12345 pointed at the door (to emphasize that she was still smiling like a saint). "I wasn't as shameless as you when my brain was damaged!"
Hao Ren took the order and left with the plate...
After Hao Ren left, the courtyard surrounded by green walls and flowing water returned to peace. Raven 12345 didn't move from her seat. She just picked up the teacup and took a sip. She tilted her head slightly and said, "Aren't you tired from standing there for so long? I was the one who taught you how to make yourself invisible."
Not far away, the air trembled and the space rippled like water. A woman who looked exactly like Raven 12345 but with a dignified and calm temperament appeared. "I was wondering why you specifically asked me to bring that thing from the City of Shadows. I thought your taste had suddenly changed. You're really good to him. "
"Special treatment for outstanding employees," Raven 12345 smiled. "By the way, 23333, can you not always put on a straight face? Can't you be a little more approachable like me?"
"Approachable and simple-mindedness are two different concepts," Raven 23333 corrected her seriously and changed the topic before Raven 12345 could jump to her feet. "Do you think that thing will come in handy after he eats it?"
"Of course," Raven 12345 nodded. "I've read his report and analyzed the samples. There's at least one attribute of the Plane of Dreams, and that is the spiritual corrosion. I'm going to give Hao Ren a lot of spiritual resistance. The Emperor's Sigh was personally blessed by the Soul Snatcher. It's the divine blessing of the Great Goddess. I don't believe that this level of permanent spiritual protection can be broken by a rebel from the urban-rural fringe."
"The blessing of the Great Goddess?" Raven 23333 looked at the "grape" on the table. It was accidentally left behind by Hao Ren when he picked up the plate and left. "It's good stuff. I heard that it tasted normal when it was first cultivated. But why did it taste like this after Her Majesty Shadora blessed it?"
Raven 12345 said, "... This must be a high-level miracle. We don't understand. Don't study it."
"It doesn't matter." Raven 23333 frowned slightly. "But I don't think it's appropriate for you to give this thing a name. What 'The Emperor's Sigh'? It's not an official name."
"Let me tell you, I can't even stand the original name. How can I say 'The Emperor's Sigh'? I'm mentally ill, but I also suffer from embarrassment. These two diseases don't conflict."
"That's true."
"You're right. Mental illness and embarrassment don't conflict."
Raven 23333 was speechless.
She felt that she still could not communicate with this mentally ill senior of hers...
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