"One million spirit stones!" Yan Shuhui's jaw almost dropped. She knew that Ye Kong was here to sell wine and knew that it was good wine, but she didn't know that these three jars of wine were worth one million spirit stones. Her Yan family's pharmacy didn't even make one million in a year.
Was this still wine? This was immortal water!
"Stop dilly-dallying, hurry up!" Ye Kong felt that when he scolded this girl, he seemed to be much taller.
"Oh, oh, oh." Yan Shuhui was intimidated by his imposing manner and didn't retort. She put her divine sense into the small bag and checked the spirit stones.
Huang Shishi smiled and said, "People say that the Yan family's girl is as hot as fire, but I didn't expect her to be so obedient in front of you. Aiya, everything has its vanquisher." As she said that, she crossed her arms and walked two steps left and right. She sized up Ye Kong and said with a smile, "But why can't I see what you're capable of? You're not very handsome. "
Damn, is there something wrong with this woman's mind? Didn't I just bump into your breasts? You don't have to insult me in public, right? Can't you see so many people behind you are secretly laughing?
"Uh, this, Big Sister Huang Shishi, actually there's a saying in my hometown …" Ye Kong paused and waited for everyone's attention to focus on him before he said with a smile, "There's a saying in my hometown that the more handsome a man is, the faster he dies."
"When describing a handsome man in my hometown, we will say that he looks like Pan An. They said that this person called Pan An was very handsome, so every time he walked on the street, there would be many women teasing him, deliberately throwing fruits at him. This Pan An is also smart, so every time he goes out, he will push a cart and let those fruits be thrown into the cart. Every time he goes out, he will fill up the cart with fruits. This is the story of throwing fruits into the cart. "
"But this Pan An is handsome but doesn't know how to restrain himself. When the boss's wife invites him out to drink and watch a little show, he never refuses. So he was pushed out by his boss to a remote mountain village to plant peach trees. Logically speaking, you should restrain yourself. However, Pan An continued to do as he pleased. He continued to drink coffee and eat steak with the manager's wife and mistress. In the end, he bore a grudge and was beheaded. He was the most tragic death among all the handsome men. "
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but sigh. This Pan An was really too much. If such a fellow didn't die, who would?
Huang Shishi looked at Ye Kong, and her eyes flashed. She thought that this brat was going to talk nonsense again, but she didn't expect that what he said was so convincing. She believed that he wasn't just making things up on the spot.
However, Huang Shishi didn't want to let him off. She continued, "This Pan An deserved his death. Although it's because he's handsome, his character really isn't good. You can't conclude that the more handsome a man is, the faster he dies, right?"
"Alright, then I'll tell you about another handsome man from my hometown, Wei Jie." Ye Kong smiled and said, "Actually, this Wei Jie and Pan An are from the same era. In terms of handsome men, this Wei Jie surpasses Pan An. Just how handsome is he? He's so handsome that not only women, but even men's hearts palpitate. "
"Just now, you said that Pan An's character isn't good, but this Wei Jie is different. Not only is he handsome, but his character is also top-notch. He's even more eloquent. When he was young, he could cause a great scholar of the dynasty to have a cerebral hemorrhage, so much so that his mother never allowed him to debate with others."
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but exclaim. This Wei Jie was really a dragon among men. He was good-looking, had a good character, and could speak so eloquently. This person's fate shouldn't have been very miserable, right?
Ye Kong said, "Then do you know how he died in the end?"
Lin Xitian walked out first and said with a smile, "I'm guessing he was conferred the title of Marquis and eventually died of old age. Otherwise, he became an immortal and became immortal, never to die."
His son, Lin Zhenwei, disagreed and said, "According to what Little Brother Ye said, this person definitely didn't die a good death. I'm guessing he died of sperm exhaustion."
Ye Kong couldn't help but sigh. A pervert, indeed a pervert. It seemed like there was no shortage of gossipy women in any world, and there was no shortage of fantastical men.
The others present were also wondering how Wei Jie had died. Even Divine Lord Li Chenwan, who was sitting in the car, couldn't help but think about how Wei Jie would die.
Huang Shishi was rather smart. She said opportunistically, "I'm guessing his death must have something to do with women."
"Hit!" Ye Kong snapped his fingers and said, "Wei Jie's death is indeed related to women. However, it's not just one or two women, but thousands and thousands of women! Wei Jie was forbidden from debating with others, so he was depressed. One day, when there was no one at home, he sneaked out of the mansion and went to the capital, Jianye, to play. When the women in Jianye heard that their idol, Wei Jie, had arrived, all the women in the city turned out and surrounded Wei Jie, who had just arrived in Jianye. The women in the innermost circle only took a glance at Wei Jie before they all fainted. Following that, the people in the back row fainted as well. Just like that, they fainted layer after layer. In the end, Wei Jie was trapped inside for three days and three nights. This peerlessly handsome man died of exhaustion. Later, there was an allusion that it was said that Wei Jie was stared at to death. In other words, Wei Jie was stared at to death. "
"What? He was stared at to death!" Almost no one expected to die in such a way. There were deaths from being killed, from old age, from anger, from fright, but they had never heard of someone dying from being stared at.
If eyes could kill, he would have died at least a thousand times. How could there be a real-life version of such a melodramatic story?
"Really?" Huang Shishi couldn't help but frown in disbelief.
Ye Kong said, "This is recorded in an ancient book in my hometown. I don't know if it's true or not, but there's a saying that you should know. Beauties are fated to die. No matter if they're beautiful or blue, they're all fated to die."
Huang Shishi nodded and smiled. "Alright, I wanted to mock you, but I didn't expect to give you a chance to perform. If I let you continue, I reckon you'll be stared at to death."
Since ancient times, beauties had always loved talented men. The row of women from the Sound Devil Sect behind Huang Shishi were madly electrifying him. It was as if he was in a sauna.
Ye Kong smiled bitterly. "It can't be. I'm actually not handsome. Besides, I'm just a hooligan."
Actually, it wasn't just the women from the Sound Devil Sect. Even Yan Shuhui, who was behind him, was entranced. She thought to herself, "What's the background of this Ye Kong?" He was a mortal without any cultivation, but he spoke with assurance in front of a group of Yuanying Divine Lord without any stage fright. How many men in the world could have such calmness and poise?
Yan Shuhui was a little distracted. It wasn't until Ye Kong called her thrice that she hurriedly agreed and took out three large vats from her storage bag.
The three large vats were sealed with metal. Ye Kong asked, "Big Sister Huang Shishi, do you want to open the vats to check? If there's a problem, I won't admit it."
Huang Shishi smiled. "I don't think you would dare to lie to me!" She reached out and stored the three large vats in her storage ring.
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