"You don't believe me? I'll sing it for you … A pair of underpants with wide waves, the wind blows the fragrance of rice and flowers on both sides, my home is here, living in the underpants … "Ye Kong couldn't continue and spat," What are you singing, living in the underpants? If I don't do that, won't I be cursing myself? "
"Pfft." Yan Shuhui couldn't hold back her laughter. Thinking of what she saw the other day, this song was really vivid. Her pretty face couldn't help but turn red. She spat again, "Obscene lyrics, pervert!"
Ye Kong said righteously, "It's your own dirty thoughts. Underpants are just clothes, how is it perverted? Am I perverted if I wear something tighter? People like you here wear loose and loose underpants and swing inside when you walk. Aiya, you're a hundred times more perverted than me! Don't you feel uncomfortable with that swaying feeling? "
After Ye Kong said that, he realized the loophole in his words and quickly said, "I'm wrong. You really don't feel uncomfortable. You don't have anything swaying."
"You!" Yan Shuhui pointed at Ye Kong. She didn't know what to say anymore. Blame him, it seemed like what he said was a little crooked. Blame him, how could a bastard like you say such things to a lady like me?
"Well, forget it." Ye Kong waved his hand and said, "I don't mean anything by saying this, and I don't want to embarrass you. I just want you to understand that even though I, Ye Kong, am a hooligan, all these years, I've been telling myself to be a hooligan with good taste. So, Miss Yan, I'm not interested in you, so you don't have to be suspicious. "
"Hmph! That's for the best! " Yan Shuhui said through gritted teeth, "When this is over, we don't owe each other anything. Get as far away from me as you can!"
But after she said that, she felt uncomfortable. Because he has good taste, so he's not interested in me … Am I really that bad?
They didn't speak along the way. The Yan residence wasn't far, and the two lowered their heads to think.
Yan Shuhui thought, This guy is really good. With just a few words, he led me around by the nose. He didn't answer a single question I asked him!
Ye Kong, on the other hand, focused his thoughts on the Divine Lord. The female Divine Lord's tone showed that she understood this realm very well. This meant that there were two Divine Lord's in this realm. The Ironarm Demon Sect's one was male. As for the other one … No way, she was also a painting.
Ye Kong had already guessed that the female Divine Lord was the Painting Note Devil Sect's Sect Master, Divine Lord Li Chenwan.
When he thought up to here, he couldn't help but break out in cold sweat. He and Yan Fengyun had conspired to bluff their way through the Voiceplate Devil Sect's selection, and if Li Chenwan saw through it, then she probably wouldn't be so courteous today.
Back at the Yan residence, Ye Kong shook off Yan Shuhui and walked back to his room. He touched his storage ring and took out three vats of wine. He also found a few gourds and filled them with ten catties. This was for Lin Xitian.
However, transportation was a problem. Ye Kong was a mortal, so he couldn't use the storage bag, and the storage ring couldn't be discovered by others. He couldn't possibly use a handcart to push it, right?
It was really inconvenient! Ye Kong frowned and came up with a plan. He asked the manservant Xue Shuai for help. That guy was in the Qi Condensation Stage, so he could use the storage bag.
Ye Kong hurriedly went out to find Xue Shuai. However, just as he left, an alluring figure quietly entered his room.
"Where did you get so much wine?" The moment Yan Shuhui entered the room, she saw three large vats of wine, and there were the words "Joyful Union Sect" on the wine vats.
"Joyful Union Sect, I've never heard of it, but from the name, it's not a decent sect!" If Joyful Union Sect's Old Ancestor Yi Tong was present, she would definitely say, "Pfft, all of you devil sects are not decent sects!"
Although Yan Shuhui was no longer bothered by a certain person's trendy underwear, she was even more interested in a certain mysterious person, so she quietly snuck into his room.
Seeing that the seals of the three large vats of wine were not opened, she wanted to open one of the vats, but fortunately, she saw the wine gourd beside it. If she really opened the seal of the jar, Ye Kong would probably fight with her with his life.
"Ah, good wine, so soft." Yan Shuhui took another big gulp, and her heart began to think about Feifei.
Could it be that he went to the Oral and Abdominal Restaurant to buy good wine for the wedding banquet three days later? I can't tell that he's quite considerate. Don't look at him saying that he's not interested in me, who knows if he's also thinking about me?
A man who says one thing but means another, coward! You can have a crush on me, don't worry, I won't give you a chance!
While Yan Shuhui was drinking, she was thinking about good things. The more she thought about it, the happier she was, and she even forgot to leave.
When Ye Kong came back with Xue Shuai, he pushed the door open and saw a certain woman with a red face, gulping down wine.
"Hey! Why did you steal my wine! Don't drink, it's very expensive. Hey, you're still drinking! "
Yan Shuhui was only in the early stage of the Foundation Building realm, so she couldn't resist the power of this kind of spiritual wine. Moreover, the after-effect of moaning after pleasure was strong, so she drank too much and was actually a little drunk.
"What? Didn't you just buy it to drink?" Yan Shuhui was a little drunk, so she asked Ye Kong.
Xue Shuai hurriedly said, "Big miss, this wine wasn't bought by the son-in-law, he was going to sell it."
Yan Shuhui was immediately discouraged, after all, it's not what I thought!
"Stingy, I just drank some of your wine, I'll figure out the price later." Yan Shuhui stood up, full of displeasure.
"Forget it, forget it, don't sneak into my room again, I don't want there to be a third time!"
Yan Shuhui snorted, "Why? This is my house, I can come in whenever I want!"
"Then next time I'll be in the room without wearing pants!"
Yan Shuhui shouted with the help of the wine, "Are you trying to scare me? Aren't you just showing off your wavy underwear? It's not like I haven't seen it before! "
Ye Kong said angrily, "This time I'm not even wearing underwear, let's see you come in again!"
"Hahahaha, aren't you living in underwear? Don't stare at me, you sang it yourself! "
The two of them quarreled so much that Xue Shuai, who was at the side, was about to vomit blood. This son-in-law and miss are really enemies, it's fine if they quarrel as soon as they see each other, but the more they quarrel, the more unbearable it is to listen to.
My god, these two people are too vulgar! In order for my pure heart not to be polluted, I better stay far away. Xue Shuai hurriedly covered his ears and ran away.
Who knew that just as Xue Shuai came out, before he could even catch his breath, he saw the two people who were quarreling in full swing come out as well, it seemed like the big miss was quite happy.
"Aiya, I really don't understand, I really don't understand." Xue Shuai could not help but sigh in his heart.
Actually, the two stopped quarreling because of a sentence from Yan Shuhui.
In the middle of the quarrel, Yan Shuhui suddenly asked angrily, "Where did you get these vats of wine! Do you have a storage artifact! "
If he had magic power, Ye might have already killed him. This was his biggest secret, if someone knew that he had such a divine artifact, if he didn't kill them, they would kill him.
But unfortunately, a certain someone was not even comparable to a mortal, Yan Shuhui's early Foundation Establishment cultivation was enough to kill him. Even if he wanted to kill them, he did not have the ability to do so.
Of course, a certain someone also had a lot of bad ideas, he had killed people without using a knife, but just as he was planning to make a bad move, Yan Shuhui spoke again.
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