Ren Baqian and the empress originally thought that they would enjoy the festive atmosphere and spend two leisurely days here.
However, it turned out that they were thinking too much.
For the past few years, the empress had only heard of her name but never seen her. Furthermore, Mama Ren had praised her to the skies … She had finally shown her face. She was no longer just a breathtaking photo.
From the first day of the new year onwards, almost all of Ren Baqian's aunts personally visited the Ren family. People were coming and going, just like the city gates of Lan City.
Nominally, they were here to visit.
In reality, they were here to watch.
In the past, they would go to his uncle's house and his two aunts' houses on the fourth and fifth days of the new year. Now, everything had changed.
After two days, Ren Baqian couldn't take it anymore and fled with the empress.
As for the two winged cavalry warriors, Ren Baqian bought plane tickets, threw a bank card with 100,000 yuan, and gave them a stern warning before starting a brand new winged cavalry adventure.
The two winged cavalry warriors were naturally overjoyed. They had heard those two fools bragging for a year, and now, it was finally their turn.
They felt that they would be letting down their conscience if they didn't do something exciting.
Unlike the previous two, the goal of these two wasn't to return to Shanghai …
Ren Baqian naturally didn't know what kind of trouble they would create for him.
At this moment, he was squatting. After finding a place to squat, he and the empress returned to Dayao. This time, they stayed for five days, and there wasn't much time left.
When he finished relaxing and wiped his butt with a piece of tissue, his expression changed drastically.
He actually felt a meatball through the tissue … and it was very painful … Could this be the legendary hemorrhoids? Could it be that he would become a person with hemorrhoids in the future?
Ren Baqian shuddered at the thought of such a future.
Although nine out of ten men and ten out of ten women had hemorrhoids, Ren Baqian had always been smiling. When his college roommates used potassium permanganate to wash their buttocks every night, he always had a "kind" smile on his face.
However, when this happened to him, he was completely dumbfounded.
How did he get such a painful illness that made him feel restless and doubt his life?!
Who had ever seen an expert get hemorrhoids?
Imagine if Qiao Feng suddenly had a hemorrhoid attack at the Virtuous Manor …
Thinking back to the Sword Duel on Mount Hua, many experts had twisted their way up to the peak of Mount Hua with their chrysanthemums between their legs … The final battle at the peak of Mount Hua … and then, each of them had to find a place to apply hemorrhoid cream?
Thinking about it, Xiao Yan covered his buttocks and said with a twisted face, "Don't bully a young man for being poor …"
Thinking back to when Han Paopao had fought alongside Nangong Wan in the cave against the evil flood dragon … Then, he had shouted, "Help me hold off for five minutes!" Then, he had run behind Nangong Wan to find a place to take off his pants and apply some hemorrhoid medicine?
For example, during the final battle between Wang Chao and God, the blood in his body surged as he hammered repeatedly, causing his lower body to spurt out blood.
Was the plot still watchable?
Why did it become like this when it was his turn?
Ren Baqian's heart crumbled.
Ever since he put on his pants, the pain in his butthole had been continuous.
When he stretched his legs and walked out of the toilet with a deathly pale face, the empress was waiting for him in the distance.
The two of them were in a restaurant. They originally planned to eat something, go to the toilet, and then find a place to go back.
They didn't expect such a huge unforeseen event to happen! It was practically an apocalyptic disaster!
"What's wrong?" the empress asked faintly when she saw that he didn't look well.
"Nothing!" Ren Baqian's lips trembled. He couldn't possibly tell the empress that his butthole had bloomed, right? He couldn't say it!
"Go back?" The empress didn't ask when she saw that he wasn't going to say it.
"I can't go back … I have to check something." Ren Baqian looked like he was about to cry. He quickly checked the map and walked forward with his legs splayed. He didn't dare to take more than 30 centimeters of a step.
He didn't dare to take bigger steps because it hurt!!!
"Pharmacy … Ma Yinglong … Pharmacy … Ma Yinglong …" Ren Baqian nervously looked at the map on his phone and searched for the pharmacy that wasn't far ahead.
He had never felt that time was so important.
In the past, he would finish all kinds of things two to three hours in advance and then wait to travel between worlds. Now, he could go back at any time. He might only have one minute left, ten minutes, or even half an hour left. This was because he had never calculated time so accurately before.
He had to race against time to buy hemorrhoid ointment from the pharmacy. He didn't even have time to go online to learn how to treat hemorrhoids!
When he saw the pharmacy that he was looking for appear on the roadside a dozen meters ahead, he finally revealed an excited expression. He turned to look at the empress and saw that she was silently following behind him.
Seeing that Ren Baqian had turned around, the empress looked at him with a puzzled expression and asked, "Why are you walking so strangely? Are you injured? What happened? "
Ren Baqian squeezed out a dry smile and replied, "It's a small problem that will be solved soon."
Following Ren Baqian's words, the air around him began to fluctuate rhythmically. The empress immediately grabbed onto Ren Baqian's arm.
When Ren Baqian realized that the scenery in front of him had changed, his face immediately changed.
He didn't make it in time! He actually didn't buy hemorrhoid ointment!
"What exactly happened?" the empress squinted her eyes and asked.
"It's really nothing serious. Your Majesty, you don't have to worry!" Ren Baqian replied with a green face.
"Why is it so strange all of a sudden?" The empress was puzzled. Ren Baqian was fine just a moment ago, but he became like this after going to the toilet.
It wasn't easy for him to fool the empress. After bidding farewell, Ren Baqian walked back to where he came from. He wondered if there was a disease like hemorrhoids in this world. He wondered if the doctors would be able to treat it.
After thinking about it, Ren Baqian wasn't sure.
Looking at the guards behind him, Ren Baqian gritted his teeth and asked, "Shi Hu … Let me ask you something!"
"Principal, what's the matter?" Shi Hu took two steps forward and asked.
"Do you know what hemorrhoids are?" Ren Baqian looked embarrassed.
"I only know arrow sores!" Shi Hu's face darkened.
"Then do you know that the chrysanthemum is sick?"
"What kind of flower is chrysanthemum?"
"Forget it … It's fine!" Ren Baqian sighed.
When he returned to his room, he lay on the bed and started to toss and turn restlessly. It hurts!
Tonight, he discovered many problems that he had never paid attention to before.
For example, there were always people who said that the chrysanthemum would tighten. When would the chrysanthemum tighten? Ren Baqian had never paid attention to it before, but now he knew that it would happen when the chrysanthemum was loosening! Not only would it tighten once, but it would also tighten twice and thrice!
Every time the chrysanthemum tightened, that feeling, that sour feeling … made Ren Baqian feel so much pain that he wanted to die.
For example, coughing. Ren Baqian had never thought that the chrysanthemum would actually tighten when coughing!
For example, when he stood up, did anyone know that the chrysanthemum would also tighten when standing up?
This night, Ren Baqian experienced all of them.
That night, he was half asleep and half awake. The next day, he woke up late, which was rare. He immediately asked the guards to give the students a day off.
He felt that he had to go to the doctor's office.
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