It was already the middle of December in this world, but the sun was still high up in the sky like a furnace.
Four seasons of hot weather — no, two seasons a year.
One rainy season and the other dry season.
Even though it was the rainy season, the weather was still stuffy. As for the dry season, it made people sweat profusely outside.
"Ah … Ah … Ah …"
A man's groaning voice came from the training ground in the palace.
At this moment, Ren Baqian was doing a split on the hot flagstone. Then, he bent his legs toward his neck with all his might.
He felt pain in his legs, as if they were about to be torn apart.
Another feeling he had was the pain in his balls.
It was really the pain in his balls.
His balls were pressed tightly against the hot flagstone, and Ren Baqian inexplicably thought of the legendary fried eggs on a flagstone!
For a man who was 1.75 meters tall and weighed 220 kilograms to do such a thing, what kind of f * * k was this!
"Your body is too stiff. Hold on for another five minutes. Doing this every day will soften your body, and you will be able to achieve twice the results with half the effort when you practice the [Hunter Technique]." The empress was sitting in a chair with a whip in one hand and a wine glass in the other.
Behind her were the two maids, Qing Yuan and Hong Luan, who were smiling like flowers.
Ren Baqian looked like he was about to cry. Who did he offend? He just said a few words on the roof of the palace hall, and the next day, the empress actually did as she said and switched to using a whip …
Every time he wanted to put his leg down, the empress's whip would make a whistling sound and hit the stone slab beside him. The entire stone slab would crack … One had to know that this was a stone slab that was two inches thick!
"Your Majesty … It's almost cooked …" Ren Baqian felt wronged.
"Pass down the order to apply the purple grass ointment on him before training tomorrow!" the empress said to Hong Luan.
"Yes, Your Majesty." Hong Luan pursed her lips and smiled.
"Forget it, I can still hold on for a while!" Ren Baqian's facial expression suddenly changed.
Purple grass ointment was roughly equivalent to essential balm in this world, but it had some other effects. However, Ren Baqian absolutely didn't want to experience applying essential balm to his balls a second time.
After persevering for five minutes with great difficulty, Ren Baqian nimbly jumped up, ran to the chair beside the empress, and lay down. Then, he gulped down a big mouthful of iced fruit juice and finally felt alive.
Qing Yuan and Hong Luan used the canopy to shield him from the shadows.
"I thought I almost died." Ren Baqian heaved a sigh of relief.
"It's not that I want to watch over you, but you are too lazy," the empress said helplessly. Ren Baqian was good in other aspects, but he was too lazy when it came to practicing martial arts. It was better to cultivate the [Ruyi Visualization]. After all, this was the foundation. As for the other martial arts, he didn't care about them at all.
For a whole year, the only thing he could use was probably the Fist of Death.
Ren Baqian's progress in the [Hunter Art], which was highly valued by the empress, had always been slow. When Ren Baqian practiced it himself, he would immediately give up when the pain level reached a certain level.
As a result, the empress had no choice but to keep an eye on him. She even resorted to using her whip.
However, the empress felt that using a whip was rather fun.
"But I see that Her Majesty is quite happy when she wields the whip!" Ren Baqian looked resentful.
Qing Yuan pursed her lips and smiled. "Sir Ren's treatment is unique, and Her Majesty doesn't care about others so much."
Ren Baqian sighed faintly. This was life.
The hardest thing to bear was the kindness of a beauty. Wasn't that right? However, it was especially hard to bear the kindness of a beauty like the empress!
During dinner with the empress, Ren Baqian said, "Your Majesty, do you want to experience the atmosphere of New Year on Earth? It's completely different from Dayao. There are no walls full of skeletons, and the atmosphere is much more normal. "
The empress muttered, "Has' Luoshen 'finished?"
"It should be the last two episodes!" Ren Baqian's face immediately turned black. Your Majesty, are you still thinking about watching the show?
"Let's go then," the empress said after some thought. Otherwise, she would have to wait for Ren Baqian to download it and bring it back.
Ren Baqian opened his mouth. Where did that cold and aloof empress go? Why did she become a drama crazed demon?
"Your Majesty, you have to go back to my house for New Year's and see my parents!" Ren Baqian gave her a heads-up to avoid any unpredictable situations.
"I saw them the last time. Although they are quiet, they are quite kind," the empress said after some thought. She still remembered Ren Baqian's parents.
"That's because they are quiet in front of you. They are usually very mischievous! Especially my father! "Ren Baqian thought about this sentence but didn't say it out loud.
It was good that the empress didn't react.
This year, he could bring the empress back to celebrate the New Year with him. It wasn't bad as long as his parents didn't dare to take a deep breath like last time.
The two of them returned to Earth in Ren Baqian's room. As the house became more and more crowded, he changed from the living room to his bedroom every time.
The two of them only saw the surrounding air distort and the environment change. Then, there was a clamor from downstairs, which sounded like a market!
They could also vaguely hear voices like, "Four twos!" and "Little one!"
Both of them changed their clothes, and the empress immediately transformed from a monarch into a city beauty. She wore a long red dress — alright, it had always been red. Then, she wore a pair of flat-soled cloth shoes. The old Beijing cloth shoes were worn by the empress and gave off the vibe of a top international luxury brand.
Her hair casually scattered down her back like a waterfall.
"Hello, Boss, Lady Boss!" The children left on Earth in the mountains were no longer six muscular men, but sixteen … Seeing the two of them coming down from upstairs, the sofa and other things immediately clattered. Wine bottles fell all over the floor, and two decks of poker cards were scattered.
Imagine the scene of 16 burly men who weighed 150 kilograms drinking. The petite Ding Jie was like a bean sprout sandwiched among them. His face was painted with the word "tortoise", and he looked aggrieved as he shouted, "Boss, Lady Boss!"
All 16 of them had clean faces. Only Ding Jie's face was covered in scars … He was almost unrecognizable.
Ren Baqian wondered if they were playing a game where whoever won could paint a tortoise on his face …
Ren Baqian couldn't bear to ask why only Ding Jie's face was painted with tortoise. He couldn't bear to ask if he should give Ding Jie a raise. However, after thinking about how Ding Jie seemed to have followed and called her lady boss, he decided to forget about the raise.
"It's the New Year the day after tomorrow. Aren't you going back?" Ren Baqian looked at Ding Jie and asked.
"My flight is tomorrow morning," Ding Jie immediately replied.
Ren Baqian nodded, then called Shen Feng to book two round-trip tickets for him.
After the call, the dozen winged cavalry warriors cleaned up the area around the sofa. Ren Baqian lazily sat on the sofa and said, "You can't just eat, sleep, and beat Doudou here every day. You have to do something."
"Lady Boss, who is Doudou?" the 16 winged cavalry warriors asked curiously.
"I am Doudou!" Ding Jie said indignantly with a tortoise face.
When he thought about this, he felt like a resentful wife. This was simply a tragedy. What happened to the poor mountain children … How did it turn out like this?
"Cough, cough!" Ren Baqian coughed. "I originally wanted to set up a security company, but after thinking about it, I decided to build a few martial arts centers! It's more suitable for all of you! "
Ren Baqian's original goal wasn't to bring more than a dozen winged cavalry warriors to guard the door, but to establish his own power to prevent himself from being restricted.
Currently, the winged cavalry warriors had stayed here for more than a year and had a basic understanding of the situation on Earth.
It was time to let them out.
"Where's" Luoshen "? Help me find it. "The empress poked Ren Baqian. Half of Ren Baqian's body immediately went numb.
Ren Baqian found "Luoshen" for the empress and then continued to say to everyone with a calm face, "You probably have an idea. Ding Jie, when the time comes, you won't have to stay idle. I will make arrangements for you … "
"Why can I only watch it for six minutes?" The empress poked Ren Baqian again.
Half of Ren Baqian's body went numb again …
He glanced at the empress with a hidden bitterness, took the phone, looked at it, and said, "The membership period has expired. I will charge it now!"
After he was done, Ren Baqian looked up at everyone in front of him, opened his mouth, and suddenly forgot what he wanted to say.
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