Baidu Question: I recently went on a date with my new girlfriend. We just held hands, and my girlfriend got pregnant! What should I do! Do I want the child? I'm waiting for an answer!
When we are pure, facing such a problem, we are often overwhelmed and drowned in water — what? Holding hands can get pregnant? Are you kidding me!?
When we weren't pure, we would always answer such questions with schadenfreude: Congratulations, OP, for turning into the Hulk!
However, when our moral integrity is completely destroyed, we will come to a completely different conclusion when we see the same problem again.
The child might be OldWang's, but it's really possible that — OP, it's yours!
So, not only can one's butt determine one's brain, integrity can also determine one's brain …
Now, Eight-cloud Ink and Ashina were facing such a problem.
Which of the following girls could get pregnant just by holding hands?
A. Katsura Leaf! B. Kasugano Hiroshi! C. Ilya! D. Sakata Gintō!
Let's not talk about the silver (mythical beast) mother who somehow got into the game. The remaining three options looked quite normal. What the hell!!!
Which country's scientists came up with this new research that can make one pregnant just by holding hands!? If that's the case, how can those developed countries with negative population growth endure it!?
Also, the name of this painful calamity is [Do Not Disturb If You Are The One]. Because of this question, you can openly say 'Congratulations to the male and female guests for successfully holding hands!'?
"Mo …" Ashina looked at Eight-cloud Ink with a red face. "Um … holding hands … is it really okay …?"
Eight-cloud Ink reached out with a serious expression and held Ashina's white and tender hand.
"Ashina, let's have another child! I'm sure Yui will be happy too! "
Ashina instantly went into overload mode, and smoke began to come out of her head!
It's really smoking! Is this the legendary steam ahoge!? It's leaking! Ashina, when did you have the same talent as the famous sailor Hai!?
No matter what, Asuna was still a girl. How could she have the nerve to answer such a question?!
Ashina took a step back and stood behind Eight-cloud Ink.
"Ahem …"
Clenching her fist, Yakumo coughed softly.
"As expected of the big head pervert, such a dirty question!"
Wang Ni … no, I mean the headgear girl tilted her head to act cute, but her headgear only made people want to laugh.
Yakumo Mo was suddenly curious if the girl had also put a [Beep — —] on her head. After all, through the wide open mouth of the mask, there was only darkness and nothing could be seen.
"This question is dirty, but it's also simple!!"
The hooded girl leaned back slightly and made a surprised expression.
"The answer is obvious. It's Sister Sky!"
"Why!?"
It wasn't only the headgear girl who asked the question, but even Ashina looked at Eight-cloud Ink curiously.
"… This, this …" Eight-cloud Ink was suddenly confused. "Of course it's because it's impossible for Sakata Gintoki, and Ilya is still an elementary school student. She hasn't developed to the point where she can get pregnant!"
"But what about Osmanthus Leaf?"
Ming Ri Nai persevered and continued to ask.
So Eight-cloud Ink was even more confused …
Grabbing her long hair, Yakumo closed her eyes and yelled, "Because Sister Qiong will do this and that when she is alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A crow flew over everyone's head. "Idiot … idiot …"
Ashina tilted her head and acted cute. She didn't understand.
With such a pure wife, Eight-cloud Ink really wanted to cry …
Sometimes, when a woman's curiosity was aroused, it was really terrible. For example, at this time —
Ashina grabbed Eight-cloud Ink's sleeve and continued to ask, "What kind of things are 'this and that and that'?"
He grabbed Asuna's shoulders, and when the other party said, "Wow?" Eight-cloud Ink stared into Ashina's eyes. "Listen to me, Ashina, my dear! Don't ask anymore, okay? At worst, we can go to beer together later. "
"… But, I'm really curious … and I don't like beer. Mo, you can't drink alcohol either."
Yep, yep, in the Fantasy Village which was a melting pot of moral integrity, especially in the bottom layer of the Yakumo family's melting pot, Yakumo Mo really wanted to cry, but no tears came out.
Obviously, the hooded girl wouldn't let Eight-cloud Ink get away with it. She suddenly jumped up and pointed to the sky. "Since this contestant has doubts, I'll answer them for you! The reason why Kasuhina Nozomi was able to get pregnant from holding hands is because of her two ponytails, long straight silver hair, ahoge, headband, younger sister, twins, brother complex, sickly, flat-chested, tsundere, weak, mouthless, gothic loli costume, otaku, willful, transfer student — "
You're a pervert who can say so many things about Ashina Nozomi in one breath? Are you also a sister complex?! You sound like a girl, right?! What the hell is a sister complex?!
The younger sister who never calls her "onii-chan" not only created more miracles than the younger sisters who always call her "onii-chan", but her miracles have even spread to the Boxers!? How can a miracle expert like Asaomiao endure this?!
"— — There's also a self (beep)!!!!"
"Bang!!"
Ashina went into overdrive mode, and the air leak became even worse …
"Ashina! What are you going to do to Ashina tomorrow!? "
Eight-cloud Ink panicked and took out a huge white cross-shaped tape from nowhere and slapped it on Ashina's head where the air was leaking.
"Phew, it's finally blocked! The legendary 'Dazed Tape' is really useful! "
That's enough!
"Wait!"
Eight-cloud Ink suddenly realized a problem.
"Even if a real pure person knows this, they wouldn't think that 'holding hands can get pregnant' … Ashina, you actually understood it instantly? … Tsk! Looks like the Yakumo family's moral integrity crusher still works on you! "
"Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuxi!!!!!"
Ashina's face turned red as she took out a paper fan and slapped Eight-cloud Ink's head continuously …
"Then! The third question! "
At this time, the hooded girl was about to continue asking questions, but — —
"Wait!"
Eight-cloud Ink suddenly reached out and stopped her.
"I suddenly realized a problem. From the beginning to the end, you only said that it was time to answer questions, but you didn't explain how many questions you need to answer to pass, nor did you say whether you can continue after passing."
"That … this … Aha, ahahahahaha …"
The hooded girl suddenly laughed awkwardly, and even the hood began to sweat — — have you seen a hood that can sweat?! That's not a hood, it's your head! You're a pervert with a big head!
After Eight-cloud Ink's reminder, Ashina also realized this problem.
At the beginning, they assumed that they could continue after answering the questions correctly, but now it seemed that this wasn't the case.
"… Could it be that … you're just stalling for time? You don't intend to let us pass at all? "
"…"
The hooded girl … or perhaps she should be called the big-headed girl finally fell silent and turned her head. "Tsk!"
"Did you just say that?!"
Pointing at the girl, Eight-cloud Ink took out [Ninth Heaven] from a gap.
"If you don't answer, we'll have to force our way through."
At the same time, Ashina also raised her Demon Vanquishing Holy Sword.
"… We were still discovered?" The big-headed girl sighed. "Then there's no other way. I'll just kill you here!"
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