"Welcome to the Eternal Arena … Ahem, no! It's welcome to my world! "
Sitting on the throne, a strange guy from Eight-cloud Ink raised his arms and said.
"I am the one who opened this mountain and planted this tree. If you want to pass through here, leave behind your d * ck!"
The Clearers in the hall were speechless.
Ashina blinked and looked at Eight-cloud Ink who was sitting on the throne.
[Strange … Mo … Is his name Mo …]
The moment Asuna saw Yakumo, she couldn't help but blurt out the other party's name. However, after calling out the other party's name, she was surprised to find that she didn't know who the other party was!
[Why … Do I know his name?]
At this time, the other players around Ashina started talking.
"What a powerful BOSS …"
"If I keep bathing in front of the BOSS, will I trigger a hidden quest and get a greasy senior?"
"I wonder if he will drop the Dragon Slaying Saber …"
"What are you talking about? This is the last floor. We will be able to return to the real world after we finish this floor. Even if he drops the Prototype Robot, it will be useless, let alone the Dragon Slaying Saber. "
"Hey, hey, he said that we will be able to pass if we leave behind our d * ck. Everyone, hurry up and hand over your d * ck!"
"Bastard! Even a BOSS would not be interested in the d * ck of an uncle who picks his d * ck! "
"Who knows? This BOSS looks like he has no morals. Maybe it will work? Let's give it a try? "
Then, under everyone's horrified gaze, someone in the crowd actually took off his d * ck!
A pair of boxers flew over everyone's head and landed in front of the throne …
For some reason, even though everyone was looking forward to it, Ashina suddenly had the urge to chop the guy who threw the d * ck into eight pieces.
Under everyone's nervous gaze, Eight-cloud Ink on the throne stared blankly at the boxers on the ground, and then —
"You are digging your own grave!!!!!"
Ah, looks like even the boss version of Yagumo wouldn't accept this evil invention, which is only second to safety pants, like boxers …
Ashina breathed a sigh of relief for no reason.
However, the others were instantly thrown into chaos. The throne instantly exploded, and Eight-cloud Ink's body flew into the air.
In an instant, a barrage of bullet screens covered the entire hall.
[Something's wrong …]
The sense of disharmony was getting stronger and stronger.
Ashina pulled out her rapier and dodged the bullet screen while observing the Eight-cloud Ink in the sky.
[Something's not right … Shouldn't there be no magic in SAO?]
Although it had become a death game, it was indeed a world of swords and sabers, just as the developers had said.
Looking around, Ashina noticed that every Clearers were hurriedly avoiding the bullet messages, but none of them were surprised by the appearance of the bullet messages.
At this moment, a player was finally hit by the bullet screen.
An unlucky male player was hit in the chest by a barrage of bullets. Just when he thought he was going to die, he realized that his HP didn't decrease at all.
But the clothes were gone!!
In an instant, the male player's face turned red, leaving only a pair of boxers to cover his private parts.
This scene made many people around him stagnate, and as a result, more people were hit.
More and more players were hit by the bullet screen.
When the first female player's clothes were hit, Ashina suddenly felt very angry.
She glared at Eight-cloud Ink in the sky with a very dissatisfied look.
"Don't you dare use such a boring method in front of me!!!!!"
Ashina blurted out a sentence that even she didn't understand. Then she held her rapier and flew into the sky.
Ashina hesitated for a while when she arrived in front of Eight-cloud Ink. She was going to stab Eight-cloud Ink with her rapier, but she decided to use the body of her rapier instead.
"Ding!!!!!"
Suddenly, Eight-cloud Ink blocked Ashina's rapier with [Empyrean]. Eight-cloud Ink looked at Ashina in front of him and his eyes lit up.
"Yo! What a beautiful chick! "
Ashina's face turned red. She grabbed Eight-cloud Ink's clothes and threw him to the ground.
"Boom!!"
After seeing Eight-cloud Ink falling to the ground, the Clearers immediately swarmed and drowned the BOSS.
More and more players rushed forward, and soon, a mountain of players appeared in the hall, pinning Yakumo at the bottom.
Seeing Eight-cloud Ink being pinned down, Ashina's anger rose.
"You guys … Enough is enough!!!!!!!"
Ashina rushed down and kicked the Clearers on top of the hall, then she sent them flying. After everyone was sent flying, Ashina was surprised to find that Eight-cloud Ink was gone!
"… How is this possible?"
"Ahahahahaha …"
Eight-cloud Ink's laughter could be heard from the direction of the throne.
Ming Minai turned her head in shock, and realized that Yakumo Mo was already standing there.
"Forgive me for being blunt, but everyone here is trash!"
Looking at Eight-cloud Ink's smug face, Ashina gritted her teeth and said, "Do you think it's fun to play with me?"
"Eh!?"
"You better reflect on yourself!!!"
Ashina instantly rushed up and grabbed Eight-cloud Ink and hit him on the head.
Bang bang bang bang bang!
"Wait, wait! I'm a BOSS! "
Bang bang bang bang bang!
"If you hit me again, I won't drop any equipment!"
Bang bang bang bang bang!
"Bastard! Assistant, you hateful woman!!! "
Hateful woman …
Hateful woman …
Woman …
Ashina was stunned.
"You, you said I'm hateful?" With tears in her eyes, Ashina looked at Eight-cloud Ink in disbelief. "You said I'm hateful?"
After a moment of silence, Ashina completely exploded …
"Go die ten thousand times!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Eight-cloud Ink's clothes were suddenly grabbed by Ashina. He didn't understand why she yelled at him with tears in her eyes.
"Go die ten thousand times!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Eh? Ashina? "
"… Ink?"
"Mhmm, it's me? What happened to you? "
Eight-cloud Ink looked at Ashina worriedly. After confirming that she was in an illusion, Eight-cloud Ink let Sixteen Nights and the others leave first while he stayed behind.
— — If something happened to Ashina, Eight-cloud Ink would rather be trapped by Buddhism for thousands of years like White Yaksha.
Ashina, who recovered from the illusion, blushed. She lowered her head and didn't dare to look at Eight-cloud Ink.
— — How could she have the nerve to talk about what happened in the illusion just now! Should she say that she saw you cheating in front of her, and then you were pressed down by the Clearers and stacked in a human pyramid? She angrily wanted to save you, but later found out that she was fooled, so she became angry and directly abused you in front of everyone?
"Speaking of which, Ashina, you're amazing!" Eight-cloud Ink exclaimed, "I thought it would take you at least half a day to break out of the illusion, but you came out in less than an hour!"
Ah, of course, because you're not as shameless in the illusion as you are in the real world …
Ming Ri Nai would never say such words even if he was beaten to death.
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