Tang Shui, could you please leave a recommendation ticket for those who have collected this book? It's not a lot, just one is enough. Tang Shui had no choice. The recommendation tickets were too pitiful. Thank you!
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Uncle Da turned around angrily. He saw a young man waving at him from outside the room. The young man laughed happily and said, "Do you recognize me? I'm Xing Zai! "
"So it's you, you wretch!" Uncle Da looked at Ah Xing's smiling face. He was furious when he thought about how his chance to touch "Thirteen Ones" was ruined by this kid.
"Yes, it's me!" When Ah Xing saw that Uncle Da recognized him, he was elated. He walked in and called out happily, "Third Uncle!"
"Ah?! — — "
Suddenly, when Uncle Da heard Ah Xing calling him "Third Uncle", he was stunned. Then, it was as though he was electrocuted and had a seizure. He hugged the policeman closest to him tightly and trembled uncontrollably.
"Let go, let go!" When the policeman at the side saw this, he wanted to go forward and pull Uncle Da back. Unexpectedly, Uncle Da turned around and hugged him. His lower body was even moving up and down in an extremely wretched manner.
"Come and help!" When Brother Sheng and the rest saw Uncle Da's behavior, they were instantly shocked. They were afraid that something bad had happened. Hence, they said to the policemen standing at the side.
"Don't worry, he'll be fine in a while." Ah Xing looked at the two policemen who wanted to go forward and pull Uncle Da back. He stopped them and said with a smile.
"Ah Xing, what's wrong with your Third Uncle?" Although Ye Xuan had watched the movie more than ten times, he could only remember the general plot. He seemed to know what illness Uncle Da was suffering from, but he couldn't remember the details.
"Brother Xuan, it's fine. My third uncle is suffering from a congenital disorder. As long as I call him third uncle, he will be like this. However, he will recover very soon," Ah Xing explained to Ye Xuan with a smile. He was not worried about Uncle Da's condition at all.
When Ye Xuan saw Ah Xing's smiling face, his eyes lit up. He noticed that Ah Xing wasn't as carefree as he appeared to be. He clearly knew that Uncle Da was suffering from "Congenital Loss of Control Disorder", yet he still addressed Uncle Da as such. Presumably, Ah Xing was resentful that Uncle Da didn't pick him up in the morning, especially when he saw that Uncle Da was still playing mahjong.
As soon as Ah Xing finished speaking, Uncle Da stopped. Ah Xing grinned and said to the policeman beside him, "I told you not to worry."
Uncle Da regained his senses. He looked at the policeman who was trembling in his embrace and nearly fainted. He released him and looked into the room. He asked in a daze, "What did I just do?"
"Aren't you like this, like this …" Ah Xing smiled wretchedly as he mimicked Uncle Da's movements with his lower body. "Police, Third Uncle!"
"Ah, ah, ah! — — "
Upon hearing the word "Third Uncle", Uncle Da, who was fine earlier, trembled again. He grabbed the policeman who had just recovered and started shaking violently.
"My Third Uncle isn't!" Ah Xing shouted as he tried to stop the policemen who wanted to arrest Uncle Da.
"Ah, ah, ah! — — "
Uncle Da, who had stopped, grabbed the unlucky policeman and started shaking violently again when he heard Ah Xing calling him "Third Uncle".
"So he really has a congenital disorder!" Brother Sheng and the others had just heard from Uncle Da that he had this disorder. They didn't believe it initially but now that they saw him in such a state, they couldn't help but feel a lingering fear.
"Save me!"
The unlucky policeman couldn't stand Uncle Da's shaking. When the policeman beside him saw that his colleague was in trouble, he pushed aside Ah Xing, who was blocking him, and rushed towards Uncle Da. As for the policewoman who was brought along by Ah Xing, she stood at the side, not knowing what to do.
"Ah! — — "
Uncle Da suddenly turned around and squatted down. He reached out with both hands and grabbed out. The two policemen were caught off guard and were struck in the vital spots by his Monkey Steals Peaches. The three of them cried out as they retreated towards the door.
Seeing the two policemen holding their crotches in pain, Ye Xuan couldn't help but twitch his mouth. He moved his body away discreetly.
"Don't do this. Let go!" The policewoman was also frightened by Uncle Da's behavior. However, when she saw her colleague in trouble, she still wanted to stop Uncle Da.
Suddenly, Uncle Da stopped and turned around to look at the policewoman.
"Ah!" — - "The policewoman shrieked in shock when she saw Uncle Du suddenly turning around to look at her.
"Congenital disorder!" Brother Sheng looked at Uncle Da in disbelief.
"It's finally my turn this time!" Seeing Uncle Da lose control and recalling what Uncle Da had said to her at the mahjong table, a look of excitement flashed across Sixth Aunt's eyes. She licked her lips and suddenly did something that no one in the room would expect.
"Ah!" Liu Auntie suddenly ran between Uncle Da and the policewoman. She tore off her collar with both hands and revealed her white collarbone. At the same time, she screamed as if she was violated.
Suddenly, the room became silent.
"What are you doing? Why did you throw a chopping board?" Uncle Da who had lost control regained his senses. He pointed at Liu Auntie's flat chest and asked in confusion.
"I'm sorry, I was a little impulsive! I'm sorry, I was a little impulsive! I'm sorry, I … "Sixth Aunt was dumbfounded. Seeing that everyone was looking at her with a bitter expression, she wished there was a hole for her to crawl into. She kept bowing and apologizing while walking away with her head lowered.
"Haha, you're crazy!" Sister Ping pointed at Liu Auntie and laughed.
…
The farce ended very quickly. When Ah Xing explained to the police that he lied to the police because he couldn't find his Third Uncle, the policemen were helpless. They could only give Uncle Da a verbal warning and left.
"Come, Brother Xuan, take a seat. Don't stand on ceremony!" Ah Xing casually pulled Ye Xuan to a chair at the side and sat down.
"Thank you!" Ye Xuan didn't stand on ceremony. He carried his luggage and sat down.
Seeing that Ye Xuan had sat down, Ah Xing quickly rummaged around the room and quickly came out with a glass of water. He placed it in front of Ye Xuan and smiled politely. "Come, Brother Xuan, have some water."
"You useless brat …" Uncle Da sent the policemen out of the door. When he turned around and was about to scold Ah Xing, he suddenly saw Ye Xuan sitting at the side. He asked, "Brat, this is …"
"Oh, Brother Xuan, this is my Third … Uh, my Uncle. This is a friend I met this morning. His name is Ye Xuan. Brother Xuan, he just arrived in Hong Kong. If not, I would still be waiting for you at the train station." Ah Xing introduced the two of them.
"Oh, so it's Mr. Ye. Thank you for your help. This brat really makes me worry." Uncle Da looked at Ye Xuan, rubbed his hands and said in embarrassment.
"Uncle Da, you're too polite. You're my elder. You can just call me Ah Hsuan." Ye Xuan nodded and smiled.
"Hehe, Mr. Ye, you're too polite. Come, have a cigarette!" Uncle Da was a typical Hong Kong citizen. When he saw that Ye Xuan was well-dressed, he didn't dare to treat Ye Xuan like how he treated Ah Xing. He took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and passed it to Ye Xuan politely.
"No, I'm not smoking. Thank you!" Ye Xuan smiled and rejected.
"Hehe!" When Uncle Da saw that Ye Xuan rejected him, he kept the cigarettes. He took one and put it in his mouth. As he searched his body for a lighter, he looked at Ah Xing and scolded him unhappily, "You brat, you've been a troublemaker since you were young. Now, you're trying to call the police the moment you're in Hong Kong. If I'm the Butcher of Deep Well, what are you? The Sex Fiend of Guangzhou? What the f * ck! How dare you come up with such a lousy idea to look for me … "
"There's a lighter in that metal can!" Suddenly, Ah Xing's eyes flashed with an undetectable radiance. He pointed at the metal box on the table and said.
Ye Xuan saw Uncle Da open the metal box as if he didn't notice anything. He took out a lighter and lit his cigarette before continuing to scold Ah Xing. However, Ye Xuan had already noticed it. He looked at Ah Xing's eyes discreetly.
"In the past, there was no need to interrogate me. I'm sure you were the one who went to the police station to report the case. If it wasn't for you, your father and my brother would be the first to be attacked during the ten years of turmoil …" Uncle Da lit his cigarette and scolded Ah Xing. Then, he looked at Ah Xing as if he had sensed something.
At this moment, Ye Xuan, who was observing Ah Xing, noticed that there was a radiance in Ah Xing's eyes. Then, he suddenly pointed at the wall and said, "That girl is about to fall. Be careful, be careful!"
Uncle Da was taken aback by Ah Xing's sudden shout. He looked in the direction that Ah Xing was pointing at and saw a closed door. Just as he was about to reprimand him again, Brother Sheng and the rest walked in.
"She fell!" Ah Xing shouted worriedly.
"Bang! Sob sob — "Just as Ah Xing shouted, a soft sound came from outside. Then, a girl's crying could be heard from outside.
"Zhi Nu!" Brother Sheng and the rest quickly opened the door and went out. They saw Sixth Aunt's daughter lying on the floor crying.
"You can even see through the wall?" Uncle Da looked at the door in disbelief. Then, he looked at Ah Xing who was sitting on the chair. He glanced at Ye Xuan who was sitting beside Ah Xing who was also looking at him. He walked to his side and sat down.
"I can see if I want to!" Ah Xing used his handkerchief to wipe his sweat and said as a matter of fact.
"What's the color of my underwear?" Uncle Da suddenly opened his legs and asked.
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