Although he had watched this movie more than ten times, Ye Xuan almost laughed out loud when he saw Ah Xing's serious expression and affectionate tone as he spoke "I love you" into a building's walkie-talkie.
He was indeed the ancestor of nonsensical movies. Master Xing, who was known as the "King of Comedy" in Chinese, was really good at making jokes.
It was not that Ye Xuan did not have a way to enter the building. Even if the young man entered the building, he would not be able to close the door if he did not want to watch Ah Xing's performance one more time.
"I love you, I love you, I love you …"
"Ah Xing, why are you looking at this?" After laughing enough, Ye Xuan walked up to Ah Xing and pretended to be puzzled.
"Oh, Brother Xuan, I'm saying the password to this. I didn't expect Hong Kong's technology to be so advanced. They even have voice-activated passwords. I used to watch foreign movies on TV. But why is this password so weird? The people of Hong Kong are really open-minded!" Ah Xing looked at Ye Xuan with a serious face. He paused and said, "Brother Xuan, please wait for a while. The door will open soon."
"Don't tell me that I haven't said it enough? Why is the password so long? Is there something wrong with the accent? " Ah Xing looked back at the silent door and scratched the back of his head. He recalled the look of the young man just now and continued speaking into the walkie-talkie affectionately, "I love you, I love you …"
Looking at Ah Xing's serious face, Ye Xuan was a little embarrassed to continue watching. Just when he wanted to explain to Ah Xing that the building's walkie-talkie was not a high-tech voice-activated device, an old lady who had just returned from her morning exercise with a wooden sword suddenly walked out.
The old lady walked to the door and looked at Ah Xing and Ye Xuan with a strange look. She took out a key from her pocket and was about to open the door.
"I love you, I love you …"
At this moment, she suddenly heard what Ah Xing said through the walkie-talkie. There was a man standing in front of him. His wrinkled face changed. He looked at the both of them in shock and his hand was trembling as he inserted the key into the keyhole on the door.
Ye Xuan also saw the old woman and saw that she was frightened. He smiled and was about to explain, but when the old woman saw his smile, her face turned even paler. She bit her lips so hard that she almost lost her teeth and clutched the keys in her hand.
"I love you!" Ah Xing raised his voice and shouted.
"Pa!"
The door opened, and the old woman looked at them in horror. She pulled the door open and ran toward the stairs at a speed that did not match her age.
"Brother Xuan, the door is open!" Ah Xing had been paying attention to the movement of the door since a long time ago. He dashed to the side of the door and pulled it open. He smiled at Ye Xuan as he was suddenly enlightened, "So it's not that I have to shout a lot, but I have to shout louder."
Hearing Ah Xing's enlightened words, Ye Xuan was speechless. He helped to carry Ah Xing's luggage and walked over. He said, "Ah Xing, let's go!"
"Thank you, Brother Xuan. Let me carry it!" Ah Xing smiled as he carried his luggage and walked toward the stairs.
"Brother Xuan, I'm sorry to have wasted your time," Ah Xing said to Ye Xuan awkwardly as he carried his luggage.
"It's alright, I don't have anything to do anyway." Ye Xuan smiled and didn't take it to heart. Anyway, he had already decided to follow Ah Xing to his uncle's house to have a look.
However, Ah Xing thought that Ye Xuan had a good temper and was comforting him. His impression of Ye Xuan increased a little.
"Ding! Congratulations, you have obtained + 10% of Ah Xing's impression of you. Ah Xing's current impression of you is 0. The sudden system notification made Ye Xuan stunned. He looked at Ah Xing who was beside him strangely. The impression of him increased for no reason and Ye Xuan was puzzled. However, Ye Xuan was still a little happy. This mission didn't seem to be difficult at all. They might be able to complete it on the first day. This was a reward of 3000 cultivation points.
The two of them carried their luggage and walked to the elevator at the end of the stairs. They saw that the granny was also waiting for the elevator. When she saw Ye Xuan and Ah Xing, she looked as though she was shocked. Her skinny body trembled as she shrank towards the corner of the wall in front of the elevator. A wooden sword was trembling in front of her as she looked at them in fear.
"Hehe!" Ah Xing did not know what the granny was afraid of. He even smiled politely at the granny. Who knew that the granny was frightened by his smile. At this moment, the elevator arrived with a "ding" sound. The granny jumped into the elevator at the speed of a rabbit with a "swoosh" sound.
Looking at the granny's attitude, Ah Xing was puzzled. He didn't know what he did wrong. He smiled awkwardly at Ye Xuan and said, "Brother Xuan, the elevator is here. Although the paper is scratched, it seems to be the sixth or seventh floor. We can just go upstairs and call for them."
"Hmm, alright. Come, you have a lot of things. I'll open the door for you. You can go in first." Ye Xuan opened the door and smiled. The elevators in Hong Kong weren't like the ones in the future. There was an additional door for the elevators in the buildings.
"Thank you, Brother Xuan!" Ah Xing smiled and thanked him. He carried his luggage and walked in. Ye Xuan followed behind him.
The atmosphere in the elevator was a little weird. Once the granny entered the elevator, she shrank at the corner of the elevator. She was still holding the wooden sword in her hand as though the wooden sword could bring her a sense of security. When she saw Ye Xuan and Ah Xing entering the elevator, she looked at them like a frightened rabbit.
Ye Xuan was speechless when he saw the weird expression on the granny's face. He knew that she must have heard Ah Xing saying "I love you" to the building's walkie-talkie just now. She might have treated them as, or as "gay friends".
When Ye Xuan thought of the word "gay friends", the image of two grown men rolling in bed appeared in his mind. He had goosebumps on his hands. He subconsciously glanced at Ah Xing's clothes that almost touched him. He moved his legs away uncomfortably.
He shook his head to get rid of the unreliable image that had suddenly appeared in his mind. He turned his head around and cast a glance at Ah Xing, who was beside him. He saw that Ah Xing was using his index finger to dig his nose. When he saw the old woman beside him with a wooden sword, he stared at him in shock. Then, he suddenly grinned and asked the old woman with what he thought was a friendly smile, "Is that Emei Sect's sword technique?"
"Clap clap clap! — — "
The granny suddenly stood up and swung the wooden sword at Ah Xing's face. Ah Xing was hit so hard that he shrunk his head and legs and cried out in pain.
Ye Xuan, who was standing at the side, saw that Ah Xing was hit but he did not have any intention to help. Instead, he stood there and watched the show. Firstly, the granny was old and did not have much strength. The injury that Ah Xing suffered might not even be considered as a flesh wound. If Ye Xuan were to attack, the granny might be in danger if he were to use a little more force. Secondly, Ye Xuan could tell that Ah Xing had some skills. Although he could not be compared to the current him, if he really wanted to fight back, the granny would not be able to do anything to him.
"Ding!" As expected, the granny was just afraid. The moment the elevator door opened, she stopped and rushed out of the elevator. As she walked, she shouted, "Ah Xing, open the door quickly!"
"Granny, why did you stab me with a sword?" Ah Xing walked out of the elevator with an innocent face. He looked at the back of the granny who was rushing home and mumbled, "Could it be from Kongtong Sect?"
"You don't have to stab me even if I'm wrong. You're so fierce!" As he spoke, he touched the back of his head that was hurt by the hit.
"Ah Xing, are you alright?" Ye Xuan walked out from the back. His face did not have the unscrupulous expression that he had when he was watching the show. Instead, he looked concerned.
"I'm alright, I'm alright. Hehe!" Ah Xing smiled awkwardly and said, "Let's go, Brother Xuan. Let's look for my third uncle."
As he spoke, he walked to the corridor and put down his luggage. He tidied up his suit and placed both of his hands in front of his mouth like a trumpet. He leaned back and shouted, "Third uncle, third uncle —"
All the doors opened suddenly. Muscular men with bare arms or middle-aged women in pajamas stood at the door and stared at Ah Xing angrily.
"Good morning, may I know …"
Bam bam bam!!! —
"Idiot, why are you shouting so early in the morning!"
"Why are you so noisy so early in the morning!"
…
Before Ah Xing could finish his sentence with a smile, a pile of things suddenly came crashing towards him. Ah Xing was so frightened that he hurriedly grabbed his luggage and ran away.
"These Hong Kongers are so rude. They litter everywhere!" Seeing Ye Xuan standing at the staircase and smiling at him, Ah Xing smiled awkwardly and said, "Third uncle is not downstairs. Brother Xuan, let's go upstairs and take a look."
Ye Xuan smiled and nodded. Ah Xing carried his luggage and walked up to the seventh floor. Just as he stuck his head out of the corridor, he opened his mouth and shouted, "Three …"
Suddenly, Ah Xing stopped. His eyes widened as he saw that the entire seventh floor was filled with people who were holding things in their hands and staring at him angrily.
"Three my ass! Pa pa pa! — — "
Another pile of things was thrown at him. He did not know which immoral person even threw a kitchen knife. It seemed like he was filled with resentment.
"I'm sorry, Brother Xuan. I've wasted your time." Ah Xing walked out of the building with his luggage pathetically. He looked at Ye Xuan who was following behind him and said awkwardly.
"It's alright, it's alright," Ye Xuan smiled and waved his hand. He asked, "Ah Xing, what do you intend to do now?"
"Sigh, what else can I do? I can only sit here and wait for him. I don't believe that he won't go to the streets. "Ah Xing threw his suitcase on the ground beside the newspaper stand and sat on his suitcase dejectedly.
"If he really doesn't go to the streets, I'll be in deep trouble," Ah Xing looked at Ye Xuan and smiled bitterly.
"Why don't …" Ye Xuan had already thought of a solution. Looking at Ah Xing's dejected look, he wanted to tell him his solution.
"I got it, Brother Xuan!" Ah Xing, who was originally distressed, suddenly shouted. Ye Xuan saw that he was looking at a newspaper in front of him. Following his gaze, Ye Xuan saw a few big words written on the front page of the newspaper in red, "The Massacre of the Deep Well". Below it was written in bold black font, "Seven corpses and eight lives, the masked murderer is on the run!"
"Heh, heh, heh (Please imagine Master Xing's unique laughter). The Massacre of the Deep Well. Third uncle, you can't escape this time."
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