3 March 61, Konoha,
Spring had completely arrived, and all things were growing.
9 a.m.
Naruto Uzumaki finally woke up. At this time, the sky was already bright, and the sun was a little dazzling.
Naruto put on his clothes, washed his face, brushed his teeth, and went to the bathroom,
He hurriedly ran downstairs,
Sure enough,
Dad had already gone to work. There was breakfast and a message on the table — Don't go home at noon. You had an accident with psychic arts yesterday,
If you're not feeling well, sleep more,
Don't train — especially psychic arts!
Naruto shrugged,
He put down his restless hand that wanted to summon the toad,
He sat down and obediently ate his happy breakfast — the fried rice was still better made by dad. As for discomfort? Naruto, who still had a good appetite, said that he actually slept quite well. It was just that when he opened his eyes, he thought of yesterday,
It was really embarrassing. It would be fine if he was beaten down, but he actually fainted before he could finish speaking … They were both Force Of Human Column, why was the difference so big! Naruto was indignant. He felt that although Eero had always been quite unlucky,
At least he had killed many people before. Then, as a dangerous ninja, it didn't seem wrong to be afraid of him. Did he really have to be like him, the Force Of Human Column in Konoha, who had his face pinched by aunties on the street when he went out since he was young? He, Naruto Uzumaki, was almost Konoha's mascot.
"You're awake."
Naruto, who was thinking, almost threw his chopsticks away, "I'm Eero,
Don't be like my dad's group of Black Ops who don't say anything,
Eh,
Why are you willing to speak today,
Don't you have classes at school? "
Eero shook his head.
Naruto scratched his head, "Do you have anything to do today?"
Eero shook his head again.
Naruto was a little uncomfortable under Eero's gaze. "Then, why don't you follow me to teach Sasuke today?"
Eero gave him a sidelong glance and turned to go upstairs.
Naruto also gave him a sidelong glance and turned to wash the dishes. He knew that Eero wouldn't go. But he felt that Eero should still come and listen, about … boys' puberty. Originally, this class was promised to Sasuke by Jiraiya's grandfather. Naruto's mouth twitched. He was a little regretful that the speed of that irresponsible old bastard's escape, although it might have been more interesting for a mature youth like him to teach.
"How long do you take to wash the dishes?"
Naruto turned around and saw Eero standing at the door with his big gourd on his back. It seemed that he really did plan to go out with him. "Hey, Eero, I knew you weren't that honest. Don't worry, today's trip will definitely not be in vain."
Eero nodded. As a hostage, he needed to establish a good relationship with the heir of the Suzerain Kingdom to show his goodwill. Moreover, Naruto had already arranged for him to accompany Naruto this morning. "Your dad told me not to stay at home all day and that I can go out and have fun with you more often."
Naruto ignored the awkwardness of the word "have fun" coming from Eero's mouth and calmly shook off the water droplets on his hands, "Then let's hurry up and go find Sasuke. He must be impatient."
…
At the same time, Sasuke.
In a secluded training ground in Konoha, Sasuke was practicing his shuriken while waiting for Naruto. He kept muttering, "Naruto Uzumaki, you annoying Naruto Uzumaki."
"Alright, Sasuke, don't be like a child, okay? It's just that Naruto didn't come this morning because he said we would train together." Beside him, Shikamaru held a fresh green foxtail in his mouth and closed his eyes to bask in the sun, "It's not like you didn't hear the commotion at Naruto's house yesterday evening. Maybe something strange happened again."
"Alright, Shikamaru, I know what you want to say. Naruto didn't inform me because of the confidentiality agreement, I know, but he …" Sasuke wanted to say something but stopped. Naruto didn't come to the team training, and he ended up being the only one in the secluded training ground before dawn, awkwardly facing the awkward Sakura … What kind of torture was that?! Bastard Naruto, didn't he ask Sakura out to apologize to her together?! How could he apologize alone?!
Shikamaru looked at Sasuke, who was throwing his shurikens even harder after hearing his words, and could only shrug at Chūdō Choji, who was sitting next to him. Choji was munching on potato chips, "In that case, Naruto might not come in the morning, but what class is Jiraiya -sama going to teach today? Why did Asuma-sensei say that we have to come and Infield is not allowed to come? Infield was quite angry, and asked why only boys attend Sannin Jiraiya's class. Does Jiraiya -sama look down on female ninja? "
Shikamaru blinked, "Who knows? If he tells me to come, I'll come. If he doesn't tell me to come, I won't come. It's really troublesome, only boys are allowed to attend the class. Female ninja should have their own classes. "
"Yes." Choji nodded and continued eating, "Anyway, my father told me that we can't just unite our own team, but also all the other teams. But why are only the boys from our two classes, Lee, Yasuji, and even Kazuya not coming? "
Shikamaru sighed, "Because their class has a reason not to let them come. If you don't mind, you can wait for Jiraiya -sama to come and ask. Rumor has it that Jiraiya -sama is a very easy person to get along with, right, Sasuke?"
Sasuke stopped eating, wiped his sweat, and sat down, "He is a very easy to get along with elder, and I did learn a lot, but … it's strange. Ah, my brother said that people with ability always have some unusual quirks, anyway, you can tell that he is also a member of Naruto's family when you meet him. "
Shikamaru scratched his head, he couldn't think of anything other than "Intimate Paradise" that could only be taught by Jiraiya -sama. But what if it wasn't? After all, it was the teachings of Sannin, it would be a pity not to listen. But now it seemed that he really came to the wrong place. Lee couldn't keep a secret, Yasuji told his father everything, and his father was also a blabbermouth. Oh, even if it was a normal boys' physiology class, it wouldn't end well if it was spread all over the city. So, he didn't invite them? As for Kazuya and Kazuya … they were so insignificant that they might have been forgotten.
... A white cloud floated by...
"Hey, everyone is here so early." Naruto Uzumaki finally walked slowly into the training ground with his hands behind his back.
Unfortunately, none of the three people lying or sitting on the grass looked at him.
But Naruto didn't feel awkward at all, he still slowly stood in front of the three people with his hands behind his back.
Now it was the three people on the ground who felt awkward.
Finally, Choji couldn't help but reach out his bag of chips, "Hey, do you want some chips, Naruto?"
But before Naruto could reach out his hand, Sasuke quickly put the last chip in his mouth and muttered, "Where's Jiraiya -sama?"
"She ran away." Naruto habitually ignored the empty bag of chips, "She ran away yesterday."
"What do you mean?" Sasuke stood up impatiently and gave Naruto a secret look, "You didn't tell me you didn't come in the morning, you made me face Sakura for the whole morning, do you know how tragic it was?"
"That means Jiraiya class will continue to change its name. Which one do you think is better, Team Yamato or Team Tianzō better? " Naruto answered absent-mindedly and gave Sasuke a comforting look, "I didn't do it on purpose, I'll explain to you later."
But Sasuke's attention was no longer on Naruto's eyes. He patted Naruto's shoulder, "What did you say! We're finally going to have a new teacher! Who is it! Which department? "
"Which department? The Anbu department. Do you want Tianzō or Yamato, this time you have to choose one." Naruto spread out his hands, "But except for the fact that they both graduated at the age of six and were promoted to Chunin like Kakashi, I don't know anything else."
"Then what should we choose?" Sasuke sighed, "Do you even need to guess?"
"It depends on luck, or... let Sakura choose?" Naruto winked at Sasuke, "If she can choose the teacher, she shouldn't be so angry."
Sasuke was stunned and nodded, "Good idea, the teacher doesn't matter, just don't let Sakura get angry every day. Konoha is a female ninja, we can't afford to offend any of them."
Naruto nodded and turned to ask Choji to wake up Shikamaru, "Then, let's start the class now."
"Class?" Choji was puzzled, "Jiraiya -sama hasn't come yet."
"Because Jiraiya -sama ran away." Shikamaru opened his eyes, sat up, and patted the soil, "
Since there's no class, I'll go home. "
Naruto stopped Shikamaru, who wanted to run away, and smiled, "Don't, Jiraiya -sensei is not here, I'll teach."
"No, I want to go home." Shikamaru felt that his sixth sense was working crazily, he flashed and pulled Choji, who was still in a daze, to run away … However, he still didn't succeed. Because a sand wall suddenly stood five meters in front of him.
Eero jumped down from a nearby tree. Shikamaru knew that the guy who deliberately lost to Temari in the Chunin Exam was the same as him. He knew that Naruto had a bad idea, so he couldn't let Shikamaru go. He admitted that he came here today just to watch the fun. So, if everyone left, what would he see? Moreover, as a hostage, as long as he has a good relationship with Naruto, it's enough … As for the other successors of Konoha, if he has a good relationship with everyone in Konoha, Naruto … won't be very happy.
Of course, Eero's move will definitely make Naruto happy, and make Shikamaru unhappy.
Shikamaru knew that he couldn't leave. Who knows what Naruto Uzumaki is going to do this time! As a childhood playmate, although Naruto has been honest since he became a Genin, unlike Naruto Uzumaki, and he seems to be more and more stable recently, he will never forget who the initiator of those mischievous pranks in Konoha is. It's … too troublesome.
But Choji was still very interested, "What are you going to talk about?"
"Ahem, this." Naruto enjoyed the gaze of Sasuke, Choji, and Eero, cleared his throat and spat out two words.
"Women!"
Shikamaru Nara held his forehead and sighed. He knew that Naruto didn't have a good idea. He just didn't know who was the unlucky one this time. It would be best if it was Sasuke, not Choji and him. He was a Chunin, why didn't he attend the Chunin meeting? He was wrong. He shouldn't have tried not to go to the meeting because it was troublesome. He shouldn't have ignored his father's internal reference briefing because he was lazy. He had already obtained special qualifications to access high-level information. If he knew that Jiraiya ran away yesterday, he would never have come today.
"Anyway, we have nothing to do today. If you are interested, there is no harm in listening." Naruto struck while the iron was hot, "And when Jiraiya -sensei prepared the lesson plan, I was also there, and it's really not the kind of lesson you think. For example, if you listen to it, you will no longer be afraid of women."
"What do you mean no longer afraid of women? What is there to be afraid of? But, if I learn it, I will be like my father, not afraid of my mother's nagging. "Choji was a little curious. Shikamaru wanted to knock Choji out and be done with it. They were all 13 years old, why did some people already understand everything, but some people don't understand anything!
But how could Naruto give up such a good opportunity? He stretched out a finger and shook it from side to side, "No, no, no. Jiraiya -sensei said that it is related to fighting techniques, fighting, improving combat effectiveness! "
Finally, Sasuke's ears perked up a little. Naruto saw this and immediately said,
"Think about it, we are ninjas. Ninjas not only need to be able to fight, but also to collect information. This is also very important. Especially when going out to collect information. Then what is the most common situation in an intelligence war? It is a battle of wits and courage. When you fight with wits and courage, you have to play tricks. So, sowing discord, sowing discord, and honey trap. "
Naruto was suddenly stuck. He hummed a few times and began to admit his mistake with some annoyance.
“
Sorry, I forgot that there was a mission in history where I died because of a honey trap, Sasuke? "
"Idiot, every year at the National Capital Ball, this is what the female ninjas do." Sasuke continued.
"Yes, yes, as expected, Sasuke is the best." Naruto nodded modestly.
"So, you see, if you can't walk when you see a beauty, you will be easily eaten by other people's intelligence personnel. Jiraiya -sensei also said that if we can see beautiful women often, we will naturally be able to resist the charm of beautiful women. That's why he goes to places with beautiful women every day. Otherwise, why would Sannin Jiraiya do such a disgraceful thing and not get tired of it? And Jiraiya -sensei didn't do anything bad. My father said that we should maintain respect for him. "
"As expected of Naruto -sama, my brother also said so." This time, it was still not Choji who spoke. Shikamaru had already restrained him, and it was also not Eero who was watching from the side. Eero's mouth was already twitching so much that even the sand was shaking. Well, it was still Sasuke who spoke. It was the unlucky Sasuke who still had some respect for Jiraiya.
Naruto saw that Sasuke was a little confused, but it was obvious that he was already thinking. He bit his lip, suppressed the excitement in his heart, and continued to guide him. "Jiraiya -sensei said that a true hero should be the kind of person who won't be disturbed by the beauty in his arms. Over the years, he didn't know how many times he had seen such a scene. Those strong young men were destroyed by the weak ninja. Isn't that right, Sasuke? "
Sasuke nodded. Choji didn't understand, but Eero's face was already cramping. Shikamaru lowered his head. He just saw the light in Naruto's eyes. This Sasuke has been pranked since the first day of school! How can he be so careless at this age! Even a fool would know that Naruto was going to prank him! Fortunately, Uchiha's successor was his brother, the genius Itachi. If it were him, Uchiha would be finished!
"Yes." Naruto continued. He looked at Sasuke and said, "You see, that's how it works. By the way, do you want to try and see if you can pass the test? Ah, don't worry, my method doesn't require you to go to a place like the ladies' bathroom. I've already tried, and I'm fine... But you, forget it. I don't think you can do it. Your willpower is definitely not strong enough. "
"Who says I'm not strong enough?" Sasuke fell for the trap and raised his head. "Come on, I'm not afraid of you. If you can do it, I can do it."
"Well, forget it." Naruto hesitated. "I'm afraid you'll regret it. What if your willpower is not strong enough?"
"I won't. I have confidence in myself."
"Then don't blame me in the future. Swear, no matter what the result is, don't blame Naruto Uzumaki, and don't complain to your family."
"I swear. Come on."
"Let's test you."
"Come on." Sasuke widened his eyes.
Naruto fiercely bit his lips and made a hand seal. "123 - Seduction Technique!"
...
After a burst of smoke.
Naruto laughed and ran away. Sasuke covered his nose and chased after him with red eyes.
Eero and Shikamaru looked at each other and found that there was nothing strange in each other's eyes. Then, they nodded to each other. Eero went up the tree and continued to bask in the sun. Shikamaru took out a handkerchief and handed it to Choji. Choji silently wiped the blood from his nose.
What about Naruto and Sasuke? They ran out of the forest and into the street, avoiding pedestrians, knocking over stalls, being surrounded by men and gossiped about by women.
Finally, the captain of the Konoha Security Team led his men out. But when he saw them, he saw young master Sasuke chasing after a naked blonde beauty! What's going on? What? Anbu, are you right? That naked beauty is Master Naruto! " The captain finally asked his vice-captain with a pale face, "What do we do?"
This veteran of the Security Team had already calmly started to direct traffic and maintain law and order. He said to his junior and superior, "Solve the problem."
The new captain of the Security Team continued to ask him with a pale face, "How do we solve it?"
The vice-captain rolled his eyes at the trembling young man, "How big of a problem is it? Did you forget that young master Naruto even dared to paint Naruto Rock with messy paint! There's nothing wrong with our Four Generations Daren, but he spoils his son too much. Why do you care? You can't do anything about young master Sasuke either. Aren't you afraid that our family head will hate you! It's still the same as before! Chase those two bastards to Naruto's office and let Naruto solve it himself! "
And so...
Naruto Building, Naruto's office.
In the Jonin Captain's meeting.
"What's the matter? It's so noisy outside."
"Someone is running naked." A Shadow Guard whispered to Naruto's ear.
"Is there another pervert?" Watergate looked at the Shadow Guard who whispered to him, "Louder."
"No, a blonde haired woman with an enchanting figure is running naked." The Shadow Guard swallowed his saliva and whispered to Naruto's ear.
"What's wrong with you today?" Watergate frowned, "Find a few female ninjas to stop her. Hurry up, it's annoying to be so noisy."
"This..."
"What?"
"Bam!"
The door to Naruto's office opened wide. All the members of the meeting watched as a beautiful body flew past them with a fragrant wind and pounced on Naruto's body. The woman said.
"Dad, Sasuke is crazy, he wants to kill me."
At this time, Bo Fung Watergate felt the soft body in his arms and touched the long blonde hair, and was stunned. He didn't sleep last night, did he accidentally fall asleep during the meeting?
"Dad."
"Yes." Watergate answered unconsciously.
"Sasuke is crazy, he..."
"Bam!"
The door to Naruto's office opened wide, and at the same time, a big fireball accompanied by a voice rushed in. "Naruto Uzumaki, go to hell!"
Unfortunately, the fireball went out in an instant. Uchiha Itachi reached out and pulled his brother in front of him, covering his mouth tightly. Together with the other captains in the room, they looked at Hokage's pale face and broke out in a cold sweat.
Kakashi was the first to react, and directly pushed the Uchiha brothers out of the door, disappeared quickly with the rest of the people, and closed the door tightly.
"Dad, what's wrong?" Naruto also saw that his father's face was very bad. "Are you not feeling well?"
"It's okay, Naruto, Sasuke is not chasing you anymore." Watergate, who had sobered up a little, smiled. "Let go of dad's neck."
"Oh." Naruto covered his head and smiled. "Ah, dad, I didn't mean to break in, it's Sasuke, he..."
Watergate waved his hand to interrupt Naruto's words. He carefully observed the slim Naruto in front of him, and felt a little dizzy, and his vision turned black. He was dreaming. Sure enough, as Doubai said, the excessive physical strength and energy he lost last year couldn't be replenished in a short time. It seemed that he had to sleep at night in the future. But why did his Naruto become a girl, and she had already grown so big? And except for the blonde hair, she looks exactly like you, Kina. It's so beautiful, the child looks like you, Kina. But why is Naruto not wearing clothes... naked? He said that Sasuke wanted to kill her, Sasuke... Could it be that the little bastard of the Fugaku family bullied our beloved daughter?! Damn it! He bullied our daughter, and now he wants to silence her! Not even in his dreams!! But Naruto is a girl, damn it! I don't know how much that bastard has bullied her... Should I kill Sasuke? Or let him take responsibility? The marriage with Uchiha is quite good... But why do I still want to kill Fugaku, Kina... I'm so angry, damn it, Kina, what should I do? I'm so angry that my stomach hurts...
"Dad." Looking at Watergate's eyes, Naruto was frightened. "Dad, what's wrong?"
"Naruto, do you like Sasuke?" Watergate felt that when he said this, his stomach hurt even more. Kina, let Naruto decide, okay? If Naruto doesn't like Sasuke, I will kill him. Uchiha? Who cares if they die? I am already merciful that I didn't destroy their entire family. The Council of Elders? Who cares if they die? I don't care if Naruto doesn't want to be. I want to take my daughter and run away... Who can do anything to me?
Naruto finally realized that the situation was very wrong. His father held his stomach, breathing rapidly, and trembling all over. "Kakashi, Kakashi, come quickly!"
"Naruto, dad won't let anyone bully you even if I die."
"Yes, dad, I know you are the best." Naruto looked at his father smiling at him with red eyes and was about to cry. "Kakashi, come back quickly, where is he! Where the hell did he go! "
"Don't tell me you like Kakashi?"
Naruto also felt dizzy. He knew that Kakashi was unreliable, and he was never by his side when he needed him. Naruto could only hug his father and prepare to go directly to the hospital, but his face immediately paled — he had been in a state of seduction and seduction.
Konoha, March 3, 61, the weather was clear.
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