His unhappiness could be counted every day.
But every happy day passed by just like that.
60 Konoha, late March.
11: 30 p.m.
Naruto Building, Naruto's Office.
The Peach Ground Will Never Be Severed was pale, and he felt that the objects around him were still a little bit spinning.
But he still stood as straight as he could as he was told.
Because he didn't know when his boss would appear – he was waiting for the Hokage in the Hokage's office.
My direct superior, that embarrassing Kakashi, left me here half an hour ago.
He was just waiting. Zabuza didn't mind waiting for the legendary Golden Flash.
But he was really hungry.
Even if that red-eyed rabbit Thor didn't learn it well, he was still kind enough.
Just now, when he was in the Anbu Department Head's office, he gave him a full meal.
But to be honest. For someone who was born in a country that never lacked water,
The climate of the Land of the Wind was a serious challenge, and so was the Ninja. At first, it was okay.
He followed the other Anbu. Although he didn't do any missions, he still saw the professional logistical support of Konoha. But then, about half a month ago.
With the emergency return of the main force, he began to eat sand and drink wind. Because he was left behind, along with the cannon fodder he killed.
Because their Ninjutsu didn't look like Konoha's.
Sure enough, there was no such thing as a free lunch.
If you want to get something, you have to pay a price. But who cares if you want something or not?
Anyway, Zabuza was enlightened at that time.
No wonder Kakashi didn't kill him when he killed Kado, but tricked him to come to Konoha. No wonder Naruto so easily allowed him to settle down in Konoha.
It turned out that Konoha actually had this kind of idea. That's right.
No matter how righteous Konoha was, there were times when he did dirty work.
This was normal. What's the use of a Ninja if you can reason with him? Anyway, if he, who didn't look like Konoha, did dirty work, it wouldn't be Konoha and Naruto's fault if he was found out.
Zabuza thought about it, cold sweat came down.
Anyway, if there was a dispute, he could just kill him and throw his body in front of the victim's family … Konoha was still kind and righteous.
"But what can I do?" Zabuza almost complained. He really wanted to directly swing his sword at Naruto's office. But his IQ, it didn't matter if he died, his Haku was still working for someone else in the Konoha Hospital, dreaming of a happy and peaceful life after retirement in Konoha. So, what can he do? Since he had made the decision back then, and now that he was her subordinate, he would do whatever she told him to do. His salary, bonuses, and medical benefits would also be reduced.
He just has to get used to respectfully lowering his head …
In short, Zabuza's stomach was growling, his head was also thinking, and he was about to fall asleep. Finally, someone reached out and patted him on the shoulder.
"Sorry to keep you waiting."
Zabuza didn't dare to look around, but he still saw Bo Fung Watergate standing in front of him. The legendary Golden Flash — —
Blond hair, blue eyes, white face, and a Ninja forehead protector neatly worn on his forehead.
Overall, he was no different from the assassination notice hanging at the top of the wanted list in the underground exchange. It's just that he's missing the iconic white Hokage cloak, and he's not wearing a Ninjutsu vest … His clothes are a bit old, and the cuffs are frayed. He's also thin. Zabuza felt a little embarrassed about his discovery. Konoha's Hokage doesn't seem to be as attractive as their welfare system makes it seem.
"What's wrong, silly boy." Naruto looked strangely at the stiff Zabuza and sat back in his seat.
"You scared him." Kakashi followed and patted Zabuza's shoulder, and then habitually leaned on Naruto's desk.
"Is that so?" Naruto raised his eyebrows and retorted.
"Is that so?" Kakashi looked at Zabuza.
Zabuza was even more embarrassed, he didn't know if he should answer Kakashi's question.
But fortunately, Naruto -sama let him go.
"Momochi Zabuza?"
"Yes, Sir." After being watched by countless people, Momochi Zabuza has completely accepted his code name.
"We seem to have met for the first time."
"Yes, Sir." Zabuza looked at Kakashi's eyes, and immediately became serious. "Momochi Zabuza will report the mission to you."
"I know, Zabuza." Naruto smiled, "But before I hear your melodramatic story, come.
Pull your mask up from your chin and cover your nose and mouth. Well, your Anbu uniform is the same as Kakashi's. "
Zabuza was inexplicable, but he still did as he was told.
The Hokage nodded with satisfaction. "Put your forehead protector, yes, your forehead protector, tilt it, I know it's already tilted, buckle your left eye, yes, well done."
Zabuza had to look at Kakashi for help, but before Kakashi could answer, he heard Naruto's happy laughter.
Kakashi could only bow his head and sigh. Naruto's pranks, you'll get used to it. Just like some time ago, their Four Generations always inexplicably made the atmosphere tense. These days, no matter what work they discussed with Naruto, no one could be serious.
But the newcomer Zabuza was really not used to it. He didn't think that Golden Flash would laugh for no reason. Shouldn't Naruto consider everything clearly? So he couldn't help but ask, "My Lord, what are you laughing at?"
"Well?" Naruto was a little surprised. Konoha's Anbu had been played by him many times, and Zabuza was the first one to take the initiative to ask a question, so he answered, "Kakashi, come, stand with Zabuza, stand straight."
Kakashi lowered his head and stood next to Zabuza. He sighed again. In his handwritten regulations, it was clearly written that Naruto's words should not be randomly picked up. What was wrong with Zabuza?
So Naruto laughed even more happily, "Zabuza, now you are allowed to use Ninjutsu in Naruto's office. See for yourself."
Zabuza ignored Konzan once again and simply used his Chakra to make a water mirror, and then suddenly thunder rumbled. One on the left and the other on the right, the same uniform, the same face mask, the same crooked forehead protector, the same height, the same thin, except for the black and white hair, they really looked like funny twins. Does Hokage mean that he is actually the scapegoat that Kakashi found for himself? It must be so! Kakashi … Sure enough, Konoha's pension was not so easy to get.
Kakashi didn't have any reaction, "Zabuza, let's talk business."
Only then did Zabuza react and respectfully put the starvation incident report on the table.
Watergate felt bored and didn't even touch the report, "Use the least number of words to make things clear."
Zabuza almost couldn't breathe. If that's the case, then why did he have to write a 20,000-word report!
"Say it." Naruto urged.
"According to the mission, gather the wandering ninjas. Beat them up and take them to rob. According to the information, rob the Land of the Wind disguised as a traveling merchant. "
"Nonsense."
Zabuza looked at Naruto who closed his eyes and continued, "In order to kill the target, I wanted to lure the Kazekage away. But the Kazekage didn't fall for it, so I had to attack his children. As a result, when the Kazekage saw that his children were in danger, he directly gave up protecting the target to save them. Then, Eero went berserk. I didn't dare to touch the Force Of Human Column, so I killed all the wandering ninjas who didn't escape. That's all. "
Naruto pressed his eyebrows. He felt that he still didn't understand, "Anyway, the tailed beast went berserk. Did you complete the mission?"
Zabuza also felt a little awkward. The detailed 20,000-word report was actually just a few sentences.
Naruto opened the document. He really didn't want to read it, but he felt that he needed more details.
"Kakashi, go to the Land of the Wind later. We have to talk to the fat man."
Kakashi's shoulders instantly collapsed, "Sensei, I've been looking for them for half a night. I just came back."
"It's good that I didn't punish you for using the wrong people. I'm also very tired."
Kakashi looked at his sensei, who had just slept in the afternoon, and now didn't have the slightest tiredness. Compared with his own sore eyes, neck, hands, and feet, he firmly said, "I have to go out and organize the documents."
"Documents?"
Kakashi's eyes pointed to the world map on the wall — Orochimaru's laboratory.
Naruto nodded. He did forget that the follow-up work of the Sound Ninja was finishing. "Well, I'll go. Zabuza, take your report and follow me."
Zabuza nodded, but his feet didn't listen to him and suddenly rushed out.
"What's wrong with him?" Naruto wondered.
"He vomited again." Kakashi sighed for the unlucky Zabuza.
"Is he not acclimatized?" Naruto took his white cloak from the hanger. "By the way, Kakashi, are you interested in the Kazekage's daughter, Temari?"
Kakashi pushed his forehead protector and looked at the sky without saying a word.
"I think she's good. Marry her."
"What are you thinking in your head now?"
"The foundation of the hardware has been laid, and the software has to keep up. What we need now is marriage. Not only marriage within Konoha, but also outside of Konoha. "
Kakashi couldn't understand Naruto's layout. Even if he was the Anbu Minister and knew more than others, it was useless. But, "Naruto is more suitable."
"He's only 12 years old."
"I followed you around the world when I was 12 years old. I don't know how many people I killed. Look at him."
"Stop, you keep saying that."
"Am I wrong?" Kakashi frowned. "Are you not going to take Zabuza with you?"
"It's tiring. By the way, when I come back, those damn experimental data had better be packed and put in my office."
"I'll try." Kakashi sighed and silently watched his sensei disappear into the air.
Around 2 a.m.
Land of the Wind
Central Palace Bathhouse
…
When Naruto suddenly appeared behind the King of the Land of the Wind, the King of the Wind was taking a shower.
"Haha, if it isn't Naruto. How come you have time to come find me? "
"The mission is completed. I should at least let the employer know." Naruto was a little out of breath. His Thor was useful, but there were always times when he suddenly came to an inappropriate place. He hated this place full of steam.
"Ah, ah. That brother-in-law who always used my name to ruin his reputation has been killed, right? "The fat King of the Wind finally sat up, revealing the little beauty who had been hiding under his body.
"Killed." Naruto facepalmed. He really wanted to know how the trembling little girl didn't get crushed to death.
"That son of the Finance Minister who always tried to persuade his father to usurp the throne was also killed."
"He can't be any more dead."
"But you are really annoying. Can't you just find a random bandit and kill him? Why do you have to force the Force Of Human Column to go berserk? Are you suggesting that I kill the Sand Ninjas? The Naruto who didn't want to kill the Kazekage?"
"If I say it was an accident, would you believe it?"
"An accident. That's a good idea. You can also kill the Sand Hidden's Force Of Human Column, then the Land of the Wind won't be your opponent in the future. "
"It's just a tailed beast."
"A troublesome tailed beast."
"Whatever, I'm leaving." Naruto pulled open the collar of his uniform. He hated going into the bathroom with his clothes on. It was stuffy.
"Don't, Mr. Bokaze, let's take a bath together."
"I'm much more interested in hot springs than steam baths. Next time, look after your little beauties, I don't want to be bitten like last time."
"What, a single man can't help seeing beauties? In fact, my 12 daughters all look like their mothers, and I can give you as many as you want. "
"I'm not interested in all kinds of little lolis, I have a wife. But our young king hasn't had any children yet. As a Naruto, seeing that the people he is loyal to have no children, he often has a headache. "
"Not bad." The fat king of the Land of the Wind laughed. "The father-in-law of the most powerful king of the Fire Country."
Watergate nodded, turned around and disappeared. He was a little sweaty, and the smell of the sauna gave him a headache.
After Watergate left, the king also breathed a sigh of relief.
"Your Majesty, you are afraid of that little white face." An enchanting voice climbed up the sweaty fat back.
"How can you not be afraid of a person who can appear behind you at any time?" The fat king's hand stroked the neck of his little beauty, gently pressed it, and then slowly tightened. He felt that this feeling was very satisfying, and he hadn't felt it for a long time – at that time, he was not so fat like a lump of dead meat, and Bo Fung Watergate was not as … gentle as he was now? Well, in fact, after being together for a long time, Bo Fung Watergate was actually just like that. But he would never forget, and he would never dare to forget, that year, at the armistice negotiation table between the Fire Country and the Wind Country, how the shining Naruto gently knocked on the table and changed the minds of those who said that he was too young to convince the public – "I, Bo Fung Watergate, don't need to convince the public, you just need to obey."
…
Konoha 60, late March, at night, a large black cloud finally came to the Fire Country, and it was time for rain.
At that time, there were rumors that the Sand Ninja's Ichibi went berserk again. This time, the one who died in a weapons accident was the brother-in-law of the Land of the Wind King and the only son of the Minister of Finance. The Minister of Finance was paralyzed in bed because of excessive grief, unable to speak. And one of the concubines of the Land of the Wind King hanged herself – the Kazekage announced that the Force Of Human Column Ichibi would take all the responsibility and would apologize with his death, but no one saw the corpse, because the weapon defected …
— — —
I'm a shameless cold joke theater, especially to make up the word count.
Actually, I really want to write a few cold jokes until I can make up the word count and send it out!
Well, anyway, I'm a shameless person!
Should I really try that idea ~ Baa ~ Anyway, this is a shameless cold joke theater, and I'm not lying.
Well, it shouldn't be a lie.
I already said that I'm a shameless person!
(Well, wait until I think of a cold joke to write, then I'll change it!)
Well, this is a cold joke, why isn't it enough!
8 times! I don't believe that JJ has more integrity than me!
It's still not enough, so tired, so tired that I don't love anymore, should I try to type 100 exclamation marks ~
It's really going to become a cold joke!
…
Well, I'm serious about telling a joke! Do you know why Kakashi doesn't take off his mask! You've all swum, you've all worn swimsuits! You've all taken off your clothes in the summer and seen your two white legs! What makes you think that Kakashi can't get tanned!
…
JJ, I've seen your integrity! I'm serious about telling a joke again!
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