[Konoha Public Order Punishment Act — — Ninja Edition]
Article 23: Crime of Hooliganism
1,
Drunkenness on the street will result in one day of sweeping the street and a month's bonus will be deducted.
Drunkenness and brawling will be reported to various units for criticism and their year-end bonus will be confiscated. Depending on the severity of the case, there will be various public labor services.
2,
If a duel is required,
Please apply for a duel venue at the Konoha Security Department.
Judges and medical personnel will be provided for free. Those who don't follow the rules will have to consider whether they can bear the consequences.
Non-registered duels are called brawls and brawls, and the punishment will be the same as drunkenness.
3. Insulting women
Rapists will be punished.
Harassing and sexually harassing women
Regardless of the means (peeping,
Touching up and down,
Stalking,
Running around naked, pestering, etc.)
Once discovered, one day of confinement, three years' bonus will be deducted. Depending on the severity of the case and the attitude of the harassed person, various unimaginable public labor services will be imposed. PS: Medical expenses will be covered by oneself.
…
Konoha 60, the end of March.
Spring, the rain is coming.
Konoha, the Land of Fire
Naruto's office.
Bo Fung Watergate was lying on his desk, laughing so hard that he had difficulty breathing.
"Is it that funny?" Anbu Minister Kakashi leaned on Naruto's desk and threw a document to him.
Then, he looked at the street in the distance. Over there.
His sensei's sensei.
One of the legendary Sannin.
Jiraiya, the current Minister of Foreign Affairs, was waving a long broom and sweeping the street — the reason being, he was peeping on the ladies taking a shower.
Kakashi sighed. "Don't you think it's embarrassing?"
"Konoha hasn't been this lively in a long time." Naruto gasped for breath, signed the document, and returned it to his Anbu Minister. "Is there anything else?"
"Not yet." Kakashi took the document and left.
"Do you need my help?" Naruto smiled with a cup in his hand. "How are you doing these days?"
Kakashi ignored Naruto, who seemed to want to talk more, and left. He was not like Jiraiya, who had thrown away his forehead protector for who knows how many years. He was the current Head of the Secret Service. He was very busy, very busy with very important work. Although he still felt that a sloppy life was better, he now had to do something to help his teacher. Otherwise … since his teacher dared to trust him so much.
Of course, Kakashi's performance should still be very satisfactory to Sensei, so when the next person who was summoned pushed the door in, Hokage was still lying on the table and laughing.
"Watergate, you're almost done." Acting Minister of Security Mikoto Uchiha slapped the document in her hand in front of Naruto. "You've been laughing for days."
"It's really funny." Naruto looked up. "What's wrong? Why are you so angry? "
"Jiraiya, Jiraiya, Jiraiya, forever Jiraiya." Mikoto Uchiha sighed and gently put a note in front of Naruto. His eyes involuntarily looked out of the window. The former disciple of Naruto, now Naruto's teacher, had almost finished sweeping half of the street.
Bo Fung Watergate picked up the note and squinted at it. "Sandaime, are you going to pardon Jiraiya sensei?"
Mikoto smiled. "I'm just here to deliver the note. However, Jiraiya sensei is the Elder of Konoha. As an Elder, he's being punished to sweep the street like those seventeen or eighteen-year-old boys. It's not unacceptable to change the punishment. "
"But he violated the rules."
"But sometimes a favor is a very necessary rule, Watergate. After all, he's your sensei, and he's not young anymore. Give him some face. "
"But who knows that he can't change his bad habit at such an old age. He does have some privileges, but it's not for him to go to the hot springs and peek at girls bathing. It's not like you didn't see how the General Staff Department was blocked by the protesting ninjas that day. Mikoto sis is also a woman. You should think more about your female compatriots. "
"That's true." Mikoto smiled gently and snatched the note from the former Hokage's hand. "I thought that someone who did such a thing and still ran away should be stripped naked and hung up for a beating. But Sandaime wants me to talk to you more. "
"Ha." Naruto sneered and began to look at the new problems he needed to deal with. "Well, you've already said it. But Jiraiya sensei won't have any problem with someone who dares to take responsibility for what he did. You see, he's still sweeping very vigorously. "
"Ha." The acting head of the security department also sneered and threw a sharp look at Naruto. "Yes, but that's Jiraiya -sama. Don't be fooled by how he's holding a broom and cleaning up the garbage all over Konoha. What's he thinking? Have you communicated with him? If he really has a problem with you, it's not worth it. "
"Don't measure the heart of a gentleman with the yardstick of a villain. My sensei isn't that kind of person."
Mikoto Uchiha didn't comment. As the wife of the head of the Uchiha family, she was just giving a friendly reminder. She shouldn't sow discord between a sensei and a student. "Well, if you say so. I'm just helping Sandaime deliver the note and say a few more words. "
The Hokage put down the pen in his hand and carefully looked up and down at this woman who seems to be very capable. Although he respects this woman very much, after all, she is his security minister for the next few years. "You think too much."
The female head of the security department raised her eyebrows.
"From what I know about Jiraiya -sensei, he was really careless this time. It's not easy to find out what he does." Naruto drank a mouthful of water and continued to smile.
The female head of the security department was in a trance for a while before she realized what Naruto was talking about. This made her mouth twitch a little. Well, what did she hear? The current Naruto didn't think that it was a big deal for a man to go to the women's bathroom to look at a girl. Why were female ninjas always excluded from the top leadership elections? If Tsunade-senpai didn't leave and became Naruto, there wouldn't be so much trouble now!
"What's wrong? Why do you guys like to be in a daze in front of me recently? If you have something to say, just say it." Naruto closed a document and asked, "By the way, I haven't seen Fugaku yet. Is he willing to see people now?"
It's your words that are getting more and more difficult to judge. After Mikoto finished her silent criticism, she stood up and replied, "He's doing rehabilitation. It's estimated that he'll recover some basic function of his right arm in two months. You should ignore him for the time being."
"Okay." Naruto nodded, opened another document, and began to work seriously.
The female head of the security department wanted to say something more, but seeing that Naruto was obviously sending her off, she quietly retreated. Before closing the door, she couldn't help but glance around the familiar office again. It had always been like this, big, empty, and quiet. She knew that Naruto's guards also worked here, but she couldn't see them.
This made her very uncomfortable as she had just returned to work not long ago. She hadn't seen her eldest son for a few days. She felt that she could have asked her son to pour a glass of water for Naruto when she delivered documents to Naruto every day. But … it seemed that there was no other way. In his working state, Naruto probably didn't even realize the reason why Fugaku liked to run to his office in the past few months. Men, no matter how old or young they were, made her worry. It was better to be long-winded. "Watergate."
"Yes?"
"Talk to Jiraiya again."
"No need." Naruto didn't look up and waved his hand casually.
Mikoto Uchiha could only continue to sigh outside the door. Hopefully …
Naruto in the room saw her leave and sighed. "012110."
"Yes, sir." Itachi, who had been sent to the lounge by Naruto since morning, could finally see the sun again.
"I was talking to your mother just now, did you hear it?"
"I didn't really hear you, sir. What's the matter, sir? "
"It's nothing." Naruto nodded. "By the way, Itachi, do you think a Konoha Ninjas broke Konoha's law and was found out, but he wanted to escape punishment — what kind of behavior is that?"
"Betrayal." Itachi answered without hesitation.
"What if he really succeeded in escaping punishment?"
"…" Itachi thought and frowned. "I don't know, sir."
"Yes, I don't know either." Naruto smiled. "Help me tell Naruto that I won't be home for lunch. He and Jiraiya's grandfather will be together today."
"Yes, sir." Itachi left in a flash.
Naruto sighed and continued to work. But he immediately looked up again. "What's the matter?"
"An urgent report from the Anbu field." Kakashi appeared. "It's about that mission."
"Read it."
"It succeeded, but it also failed." Kakashi looked helpless as he shook the report.
Watergate was calm. "I didn't expect anything to happen. Just tell me who's alive and who's dead."
Kakashi scratched his head and counted one by one. "The Kazekage is alive. The Kazekage's three children are alive. Five of the eight negotiators from the Land of the Wind who returned to the Land of the Wind with them are dead. The Finance Minister and two attendants are alive. Of the five who died, one is the brother-in-law of the Land of the Wind Emperor, and the other is the son of the Finance Minister. "
"Didn't we complete the mission? We didn't kill the wrong people. "
"But we didn't kill them."
"Isn't that better?"
"No, the people I sent didn't have time to act." Kakashi was a little conflicted. "I, Eero, killed them."
"I'm a little dizzy." Naruto facepalmed.
"Ichibi went berserk."
"Tell me more details."
"Wait for the people who carried out the mission to come back." Kakashi smiled bitterly. "I sent Red-Eyed Rabbit to the Land of the Wind to pick someone up."
This time it was Naruto's turn to smile bitterly. "You're really not in a hurry. Why did you send him? It's a desert with sparse coordinates. His math is worse than Naruto's. "
"Damn." Kakashi couldn't help but give him the middle finger. "Then how did he learn Thor?"
"Didn't he say?" Naruto smiled and drank water. "He copied it from the Sharingan."
"…"
"You might as well go there yourself."
"Anyway, it's not particularly urgent. If he doesn't come back at night, I'll go find him."
…
In short, now in the Land of the Wind.
Zabuza, who was running in the desert of the Land of the Wind, licked his dry lips and looked at the wandering ninja lying in the sand, bleeding and looking at him with expectant eyes. He squatted down and quickly stabbed his heart. After a careful examination, he confirmed that the ninja was completely dead.
Zabuza sighed. As a former wandering ninja, he didn't want to kill these poor guys, but he had to do it. His mission was to kill these cannon fodder, so if he couldn't do it, who knows if someone would come and kill him.
For example, the voice that came from behind him.
"Oh, you're quite nimble, as expected of Ghostface."
"What are you doing here, rabbit?" Sure enough … Although Zabuza had expected it, he was still startled. "Don't talk like Kakashi, okay?"
"It's not a rabbit, it's Red-Eyed Rabbit. Naruto personally gave it a name, you should use a respectful tone when you say it." Uchiha Shisui put his hand on The Peach Ground Will Never Be Severed's shoulder and felt the stiffness of the person under his hand. "Boring, I thought you would tremble."
"You're not Naruto." Zabuza didn't want to waste his breath. Although he hadn't been in Konoha for long, he already knew what Naruto's Guard was like.
"But you're still nervous." Uchiha Shisui smiled and let go of his hand. "Don't worry, I'm not here to kill you. Kakashi asked me to pick you up. He doesn't want you to walk back to Konoha alone. You understand. "
"Humph." Zabuza subconsciously wanted to pat the place where Shisui touched, but his self-esteem told him not to. Thor's coordinates weren't that easy to erase.
"Come on, hurry up. I have a night shift, and I'll get paid if I'm late. " Shisui grabbed Zabuza's arm. "Don't think too much, you're very useful. You won't become cannon fodder so easily."
Zabuza could only sigh. "No, I'm just curious. When did Thor become so common? Isn't it the legendary S-class Ninjutsu?"
"Are you doubting my strength?" Shisui squinted.
Zabuza also squinted. "I'm suspecting that you're the one who gave me the mission last time. The one who made people want to slap his mouth."
"Ah, the one who holds Senbō in his mouth every day. The one who made people want to slap his mouth and look at his head being pierced by his own weapon."
Yes, Zabuza thought in his heart … He found that he and this unknown red-eyed rabbit had a tacit understanding.
But the rabbit didn't want to communicate with him in depth. Instead, he was impatient. "I'm good at math. Don't talk nonsense. You don't get carsick, do you?"
No, before Zabuza could say anything, he felt dizzy, dizzy, and dizzy again. He finally opened his eyes, but he was still in the desert … He looked at the person who grabbed him, and then another dizzy, and another dizzy, and another dizzy … He finally knew why the person asked him if he was carsick, but he couldn't figure it out no matter how hard he thought about it. Mathematics — —
One tael of silver plus one tael of silver equals two taels of silver.
What does this have to do with Thor?
The perfect use of space and time requires calculation.
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