If a woman really wanted to cry,
She could cry from morning to night,
Maybe she could even cry until the next day. But when a man really started crying,
He was no better than a girl. He still had snot and tears, and his eyes were red and swollen,
And he was out of breath.
So 20 minutes passed,
And an hour passed,
Three hours had almost passed.
Bo Fung Watergate didn't understand,
Aoha Yamashiro didn't have so many tears, "Come out and drink some water,
Are you hungry? We're going to have lunch. "
Konoha, the Land of Fire, March 27th.
New Naruto Building, Naruto's office
Bo Fung Watergate didn't mind giving his subordinates or juniors a hug,
But holding a thirty-year-old man and waiting for him to finish crying was really unacceptable. First, there wasn't enough time, and second, his neck and back would definitely hurt. Cervical strain, like his poor stomach, couldn't be cured by Second Daimyo's magic scroll.
In short, our Hokage came back to the office with Flying Thunder God in the thirty-first minute of Yamashiro Seiha's endless crying, and then covered her with a towel.
And pushed him into the break room,
And quickly closed the door,
And put on the earplugs of the video conference system,
And turned on the music.
Listening to some songs without lyrics didn't hinder people's thinking, and it helped them concentrate and improve their efficiency? At first, Watergate didn't trust the results of the Konoha Research Institute, but at least today he was saved by this thing for half the morning. "Aoha Yamashiro, I'll ask you again, do you want to have lunch or not?"
There was still only sobbing in the break room, and there was no answer.
Watergate looked at the leather belt next to his hand … If it wasn't for the fact that he didn't want the brand-new door and furniture to be damaged, he really wanted to kick the kid in, drag him out, and beat him up again. He was really stupid today, why did he have to bring him to the office. "Kakashi, get the food, mine, yours, and Jiraiya sensei's."
"And Asuma's." Jiraiya reminded.
"Asuma has a lunchbox of love. He and Red can just find a chair in the lounge and eat it." Watergate felt that the most adorable design of New Naruto Building was the tea table sofa surrounded by large indoor plants, which was really suitable for office romance. Unlike the old building, which was narrow and blocked, the planning of the various departments was also messy. Ninjas from different systems could only squat in the corridor or go up to the platform if they wanted to eat together. The wind was strong, and the moss was slippery and dirty. Other than being surrounded by onlookers in the corridor, they also had to be careful of the unknown liquid leaking from the ceiling. "Kakashi, why aren't you moving?"
Kakashi finally raised his head from the small desk, revealing his young and inexperienced eyes. He looked at his teacher, then turned to look at Jiraiya, who was looking back at him with her arms crossed and one leg propped up on the wall. In the end, Jiraiya forced himself into Naruto's guard and became a guard captain without a title. Now, he worked three shifts with Sagittarius and Uchiha Shisui, sometimes during the day, sometimes at night. Every day, he also learned how to pour tea and warm milk for Naruto. Occasionally, he would also make some random comments about some serious and indecent things. It could be said that he was very attentive. However, he didn't do any other chores, and he never poured out the tea leaves in the teapot.
"Why do you keep looking at me?" Jiraiya was stared at by Kakashi for more than ten seconds, then he said the name of the dishes. "Ah, I want to order Teriyaki Saury Rice, and Wonton Shrimp Noodles."
"…. The cafeteria doesn't have that kind of food."
"Then why are you asking me what I want to eat?"
"…." Kakashi patted the stack of documents on the table that was higher than the surface of the table.
"…." Jiraiya continued to blink.
Kakashi silently put the pen cap back on and made a hand seal to wait for the food. Wait. The food in the hospital cafeteria looked casual, but it was actually very scientific … For example, tonight, Sensei was going to have dinner with Lei Ying, and Lei Ying was bound to drink, so Sensei might also drink. Of course, Sensei could find an excuse or refuse, but between the unnecessary trouble of refusing and the stomach pain of not refusing, Sensei would definitely choose to drink. Then, why didn't he prepare something for his stomach in advance during lunch? And the preparation was different from usual, so it would take more time — why couldn't Jiraiya, who had nothing to do at all, go and wait?! Why did he have to run when he didn't even have enough sleep?! So angry.
But if Kakashi knew that Jiraiya started to giggle as soon as he left, he would probably be even angrier.
"Sigh."
"Why are you sighing? Let Kakashi run around more, it doesn't mean that he's working hard just by sitting on a chair all day." Jiraiya poured a cup of pilose ginseng tea for his apprentice, "You too, if you had maintained a good habit from the beginning, you wouldn't have neck pain. Close your eyes and rest for a while, scrolls … medical scrolls can't save your myopia."
"Sigh." Watergate sipped on the disgusting pilose ginseng tea, adjusted his headphones, changed to a more lively song, and closed his eyes as he leaned back on his new chair. Without Sandaime taking the lead to protest, he finally threw the old wooden chair that the first, second, and third generations used to sit on into the warehouse to let it mold. It wasn't that he looked down on his predecessors and looked down on history, but chairs were originally meant to be sat on. No matter how meaningful an uncomfortable chair was, it wasn't as meaningful as this one, which was bought from an office furniture store. The leather cushion was filled with a neither thin nor thick sponge, and the high back of the chair was large enough for his head and neck to rest, plus the finger massager that Aoha gave him, it was both thoughtful and practical. "Sigh."
Jiraiya sighed as Watergate sighed. He had long known that Naruto was a difficult job. Once he took the position, he would be chained to Konoha for the rest of his life …
Many things that happened in Konoha were indeed chilling, except for Hatake White Fang. Orochimaru complained, "Why was he suddenly regarded as an evil traitor when he invented so many effective drugs for Konoha?" "When you used the drugs, didn't you think about it? Without human experimentation, who would dare to equip the entire army with those drugs?" Hime Tsunade complained, "Why didn't any of the young heirs of the other clans die on the battlefield? Why did her younger brother, who was still a child, fall into the enemy's trap?" "Why did her lover, Kato Duan, who had just said that he wanted to be Naruto, and who had just put on the ancestral necklace of the Senju Clan, get seriously injured and die?"
Jiraiya couldn't understand why Orochimaru and Tsunade were so smart and liked to think and connect the dots. Just like him, who was foolish and stupid, who chased after whatever he wanted, regardless of whether others thought it was worth it or not, and who left whatever he didn't want on the ground, regardless of whether it was a pity or not. Jiraiya was a carefree and carefree Jiraiya. He really didn't want to be chained to the office for the rest of his life, and it was the same now.
However, he felt a little guilty. "Water Gate."
"Yes."
"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry."
"What's wrong today?" Watergate opened his eyes, "The one in the lounge was crying and shouting to me, 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.' Why did you come to join in the fun? I didn't dare to beat you until you cried out in pain. "
But if Sandaime-sama had beaten him until he cried out in pain, would this bastard Jiraiya have stayed in Konoha and not run away? Or if he found out that something was wrong with Tsunade and Orochimaru, instead of trying to reason with them, he would beat them up like how Watergate beat up Kakashi and Aoha Yamashiro. Would Orochimaru stop at the brink of the cliff? Would Tsunade cry and be a good person again? "It's so hard to raise a child."
"It's not hard at all to raise a child from a young age." Watergate turned on the screen in his hand and pressed on it, "Look, my son is so obedient! He's polite, humble, popular, and handsome! "
"…" Jiraiya looked at the screen that was divided into several windows and saw Naruto's live broadcast from various angles. He couldn't help but complain, "You spent a lot of money on this system just to watch Naruto, right?"
"How could I be that bored?"
"You've actually been quite bored since you were young."
"We don't mean the same thing when we talk about boredom."
"…" Jiraiya laughed, "See, it's hard to imagine that you and I would bicker like this when we were young."
"Yeah, I was a bit bored when I was young."
"But you were mature." At the time, Jiraiya felt that everything was so natural. As a disciple, he was protected and taught by his sensei, so he should wash his socks and brush his shoes. There is nothing wrong with this, but how much protection and guidance did he provide to Minato. "Flying Thunder God Jutsu, you learned it by yourself by looking at Sandaime's ninjutsu scrolls, Sealing Jutsu was taught to you by Kinai, and Jutsu, you imitated Bijuu Cannon and taught me Jutsu Jutsu. Later, I wanted to take you to Mount Myoboku to learn Senjutsu, but the girls said that it was useless no matter how much you learned, and that you ate worms for several days for nothing. "
"But I really don't have any talent in Senjutsu." Watergate looked at Jiraiya's lonely face, and he almost couldn't help but tell him the truth that "the scrolls don't matter, your disciple won't die" … Bo Fung Watergate was no longer the naive and pure child he used to be. He learned how to play with power and use everyone he could, including Jiraiya, who sincerely cared for him. Jiraiya shouldn't feel guilty, he should be the one feeling guilty. "Sensei, the disciple of Naruto's disciple, this title is more helpful than you think. And I'm not Kakashi, the problem boy, I'm Bo Fung Watergate, the super worry-free one. "
"…" Jiraiya felt his eyes getting hot, but he was too embarrassed to cry, "What's the point of being worry-free? Being your sensei doesn't give me any sense of accomplishment."
"So didn't I start to make you worry?" Minato saw that Jiraiya finally showed a smile, but he only felt tired and exhausted.
"Knock, knock, knock."
"Come in." Watergate thought that he was saved by the knocking on the door, but the door opened, and Mori Ibiki and Mitarashi Anko came in.
The interrogation team came closer with their hands behind their backs, and stood at attention.
Watergate hurriedly waved his hand, "Aoha is here for business, right? I know that hiding him in the office is suspicious of protecting him, but men don't cry easily. Give him a little more time, he's in my office, and he can't run away. It's not a big deal. "
"Sensei, it's our duty. Aoha Yamashiro is becoming more and more suspicious, and it's not a small matter."
"Have you heard of the story of the neighbor's suspicion?" Watergate saw that he couldn't appease Ibiki, so he began to reason, "You lost an axe in your house, and you suspect that your neighbor took it. Then you look at your neighbor's suspicious behavior, and when the axe is found, you realize that your neighbor is walking around your house not because he's guilty, but because there's a puddle in front of your house when it's raining. Your neighbor answers that you're hesitating not because he wants to hide it, but because he had a toothache that day. Mori Ibiki, it's normal for the interrogation team to be suspicious, but preconceived notions will affect your judgment. "
"Sensei of Four Generations, please forgive my rudeness." Ibiki stood at attention again, "The full meaning of affirmation is that all our people are reliable and should be trusted. This is also preconceived notions."
Watergate looked at Anko, who kept her head down, and gave her a secret signal.
Anko saw Brother Watergate's secret signal — Settle your boss, and eat all the desserts in the National capital's residence.
Anko liked the desserts in the King's residence, but when she thought of the humiliation she had suffered in the interrogation team, and compared it to Bo Fung Watergate's obvious bias towards Aoha Yamashiro, she pretended not to see anything.
Watergate had to stand up, stand at attention, bow, and apologize, "I'm sorry for breaking some rules, but please give me a little more time."
This time, Ibiki and Anko were discouraged. No one in Konoha could stand Naruto like this! Moreover, when Sensei Jiraiya pulled a long face, raised his eyebrows, and raised his Chakra, he was scarier than the Demon King Kakashi!
"Sensei, Sensei, you don't have to … That, I'll take my leave."
Ibiki ran away happily, leaving Anko stunned on the spot. "Uh, Four Generations, do you like the birthday present I gave you?"
"Yes, I was too busy to open it." Watergate smiled. "Don't tell me it's food."
"Genma doesn't allow me to give food." Anko was a little disappointed.
Watergate patted her shoulder. "Has anyone been targeting you recently?"
"No, Orochimaru sensei is already dead." Anko didn't dare to think about it. "You should take care of your body. You always look weak, Kina won't be happy."
"Ah, you can already joke with a married man without blushing." Watergate felt that time was really unpredictable. "Speaking of which, you're already in your thirties. Do you still want to get married? Who do you like?"
Anko stepped back, bowed, closed the door, and went downstairs.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk." Jiraiya squeezed out an ambiguous smile.
Watergate fell back into his chair.
"Hey, Watergate, don't scare me." Jiraiya squatted on the ground and held Watergate's hand. "Where do you feel uncomfortable?"
"I'm so hungry." Watergate felt that the human body and mind were even more difficult to understand. When Dingzhuo didn't mention his old injury to him, he just felt tired from overwork. After he mentioned it, he said that he didn't care, but he unconsciously became more careful. When Sensei passed on the message of the scroll, he felt weak. Before the scroll was mentioned, he had already started to get better. "Why isn't Kakashi back yet? Did he help the old lady cross the road in the cafeteria?"
Jiraiya stuffed a piece of candy into Watergate's mouth. "You're spoiling them. Sooner or later, something will happen."
Watergate was a little afraid that something might happen because he was spoiling them. If he didn't want to, it was normal to hide, but Aoha was a little too evasive. He didn't really do anything to hurt Konoha outside, did he?
Other than Konoha, they only hated Aoha Yamashiro. No, Uchiha Belt Soil didn't do anything to hurt Konoha.
Fire Land, Konoha Guest House
Rain Shinobi Camp, it was also time to eat.
"There was a very good opportunity this morning. Belt Soil could have killed Golden Flash, but he didn't." His slender fingers tapped on the table regularly. The ring on his finger seemed to be a little wide, shaking up and down.
"There's no way to kill him." His other pair of fingers tapped on the table, but the ring looked nice on his finger. "Our target is Nine Tails."
"But Kakuzu is right. If Bo Fung Watergate doesn't die, even if we get Nine Tails, Konoha will annihilate us."
"Don't use the word annihilate. It makes me think that you're doing something bad. Konoha has its own justice, and the organization has its own justice. Namikaze Minato, for the sake of Konoha and the Land of Fire, could slaughter at will, so those who died innocently at his hands, of course, could also raise their own justice and seek justice for those who died in the underworld.
"…"
"This world is broken. It's this world that's broken. It's like a banyan tree. It's lush and luxuriant, but its roots are eaten by worms, rotten, and diseased. It can't be saved. If we want to save it, we can only uproot it and plant a new seed. Collecting tailed beasts is not the beginning of the world's destruction. We chose destruction not to destroy the world, but to level the land and welcome the birth of a beautiful new world! "
"… I think we should worry more about whether Uchiha Belt Soil will betray us in advance."
"He won't. If you want to get something, you have to lose it first. In order to get something, you have to lose it. Uchiha Belt Soil is not stupid. He knows very well what he wants. "
"…"
"Don't worry. We've planned for so long and made so many plans. Uchiha Belt Soil can't fail Konoha's loyalty test."
"How many years has it been since he betrayed us?"
"It has nothing to do with the year."
"It's a little hard to understand."
"It's not hard to understand at all. It's just like us. Who do you think is in the new world that he's waiting for, looking forward to, and fighting for?"
Who has never left?
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