Then the next day,
Konoha, March 27, 61
"You said to let me eat dinner in Konoha,
I will not sleep on the streets at night! But why did the next morning,
No, it's almost noon, you bastard! "
Fire Country, Konoha,
At the gate,
10 o 'clock in the morning,
The weather was fine,
It was neither cold nor hot. A large golden belt was tied around his waist,
A large golden wristband was buckled on his wrist, the fur was white and yellow.
His hair was combed back, his chin had a small goatee … His upper body was naked, revealing his thick muscles. His forehead and chest were sweating, and he was spitting saliva.
"Probably went around a lot, it's obviously closer,
But it's not suitable for Lei Ying, do you know the coordinates? "Naruto and Bo Fung Watergate, who came to greet him, really sympathized with Aoha Yamashiro, who had water droplets hanging on the tip of his hair.
Lei Ying listened to Naruto and had nothing to say. He turned his head and waved to the Cloud Country's delegation, "You guys came to Konoha in advance, how do you feel? That eloquent Naruto over there didn't bully you guys, right? "
"Yo yo, the people here,
Don't love,
Listen,
I sing, they eat in the canteen,
Other than filling, they don't taste good, and there's an old man who is really fierce, he often punches me — Ah! It hurts. "
"…" Cloud Ninja.
"…" Konoha Ninja.
"Speak properly, no one will hit you." Jiraiya took back his fist. He didn't know when his disciple had a little problem, he couldn't listen to noise. And this Hachibi Force Of Human Column of the Cloud Ninja, is he called Killer B? Damn it, it's really too noisy!
Killer B was aggrieved, "Big brother, you told me not to fight, I have to be serious and represent the Cloud Country to say hello to Golden Flash, but I haven't even entered Naruto's office for several days. Those black hands, black feet, white masks, they always throw me out, so now that Yo yo Check, I can fight back, do — Ah! It hurts, old man! "
"I'm 51 this year. That Lei Ying over there is 48. You call him big brother, but you call me old man?" Jiraiya could barely accept being called grandpa by Naruto — he was the one who was still collecting girls' photos yesterday!
"So, can I fight back? Ah, it hurts." Killer B didn't know why he couldn't avoid the old man's fists, but he really wanted to fight! The Hachibi brothers in his body also wanted to fight!
However, Lei Ying ignored Killer B who was jumping up and down. That was because he had taken a few glances and confirmed that the white-haired Konoha Jonin in the dark green uniform was the Sannin Jiraiya … One Golden Flash was enough to deal with him. That old bastard Naruto Sandaime was still alive. Kakashi had suddenly become unbelievably strong. There was also the prodigy Itachi who had recently become active all over the world. And that wasn't even counting the Nine Tails Force Of Human Column! They were Thor's Anbu who had mastered the world's most unreasonable and shameless ninjutsu. Hordes of Sharingan and Byakugan were not worth mentioning. Perhaps the Senju Clan was hiding someone who could use Mokuton. Unless they joined forces with the other four major countries to suppress Konoha, there was no way they could fight this war unless there was absolutely no enmity between the four major countries. Yes, I almost forgot that Konoha had a special technique to control the tailed beasts. In the beginning, the tailed beasts were distributed to each country by the first generation. "Hahaha, Naruto, my younger brother and Jiraiya senpai hit it off quite well, hahaha."
"Yeah." Our Naruto smiled. It didn't matter if there was one more Jiraiya or one more Kakashi, but two against one could win. Compared to the despair of being surrounded by a group of people, it was better to make the opponents despair. "But I remember that Killer B used to be normal. Why is he so … strange now? Is it because of an old injury? Language center? Do you want to come to our Konoha Hospital for a check-up? "
Oh, Golden Flash wanted to show off that there were never enough medical ninjas in Konoha. In other villages, it was already amazing to have one medical ninja in a platoon. Why did you have to put one in every three-person team? It was because there were never enough medical ninjas. "Is the new Kazekage coming?"
"He came at the beginning of the month. He has a good relationship with my son, so he took the opportunity to play with his friends."
"What about the Mizukage?"
"He said he wanted to do Mei Mei's hair and will arrive tomorrow."
Well, two or three years ago, if the National Capital Lord was willing to listen to him and join forces with the Sand Hidden to fight against Konoha, the other two countries might be willing to follow behind and take advantage of the situation. But now, it was completely impossible for the four countries to join forces. Lei Ying completely suppressed his last little thought. "Then we'll talk about the details when the Mizukage arrives. I've suffered a lot on the way here. Last night I ate soldier food pills, and this morning I only drank water. Do you want to treat me to a meal?" “
"At night, I have a lot of things to do during the day." Watergate reached out his hand and smiled. "Welcome to Konoha."
Lei Ying shook his hand. One second, five seconds, one minute. "Golden Flash, do you like my hand?"
"I suggest you smile and wait for the publicity department to say OK before letting go." Watergate maintained his smile. "The picture of our handshake will be shown in the newspapers and TV stations."
Lei Ying smiled stiffly. He couldn't understand Golden Flash's operation at all. They are ninjas, they are still ninjas!
Watergate took Lei Ying, who was stiff all over, to take some pictures from other angles before finally taking a picture of the half-naked man. "The mission is over. Yamato, help me entertain Lei Ying -sama."
"Yes, Four Generations." Yamato, the former Captain of the Naruto Guard, who broke the record, no longer had any hope of returning to the Guard in a short time. "Everyone from the Cloud Country, please come with me. Konoha's delicious food is not only in the cafeteria, I will take you to eat anything you want."
Lei Ying followed Konoha and silently stepped into Konoha's territory and didn't look back. He wasn't sure whether taking the initiative to ally with Konoha was good or bad for the Cloud Village, but at least Konoha and Golden Flash were friendly.
Watergate didn't look at Lei Ying again. It is said that Raikage is a hot-tempered and impulsive character, but being hot-tempered and impulsive in a battle doesn't mean that this person doesn't have a brain. Kakashi is calm and smart in a battle, his IQ is 250, but after a battle, he still doesn't put anything into his brain. "Don't you think so, Kakashi?"
What did you say to make me say yes? Kakashi sighed, rolled his eyes, and handed a wet tissue to his sensei.
Watergate wiped his hands happily. He finally figured out why Lei Ying didn't like to wear clothes. It was because he sweated too much, and he didn't prepare socks to absorb sweat like the Mait Clan. "Don't you think so? Aoha. "
Uchiha Belt Soil didn't know how to answer. "Kakashi, just now … what did Boss say to make me say yes?"
Kakashi rolled his eyes at Aoha Yamashiro. At the same time, Ibiki Mori, Anko Mitarashi, and almost all the torture team helped Kakashi answer. "Because Four Generations wanted to attract your attention so that we could surround you, right, Aoha Yamashiro?"
Belt Soil's face changed when he saw the slowly shrinking encirclement. A, his disguise was exposed. B, this was purely Aoha Yamashiro's fault. C, it was just a small joke. "You're joking, right?"
"Ibiki and Anko have been waiting for you for two months, Aoha my friend." Our Hokage's heart was finally relieved. He no longer had to receive the torture team to report on his work. Originally, he could have solved the problem by reading two pages of paper. But if he was caught and nagged for more than an hour, it was really a waste of his life. "Actually, I haven't seen you for two months, and I miss you very much."
"Boss … Four Generations -sama, thank you for thinking of me." However, he couldn't go to the torture team, and he couldn't drink the confession serum. "Ah, the weather is so good today. Four Generations -sama, I brought you a gift. "
"Oh?" Watergate looked at Aoha who rubbed against him even more obsequiously than Genma.
In front of him, it felt a little strange, but it also felt very familiar. "What did you bring?"
Belt Soil put down his backpack and quickly took out something. "This cashmere vest. It's super thin. It's worn in spring and autumn. Doesn't your stomach hurt when you get cold? It won't be obvious if you wear it. This is a finger massager. Many big bosses in Country of Hot Water use it. You can tie it to the chair or stick it on the table. When you're tired from signing documents, you can put your hand on it and it will automatically operate. And … this belt is a classic limited edition. I specially found a manufacturer to make it for you. It has the Konoha logo on it. "
When Watergate saw the cashmere vest and the finger massager, he was very touched and gratified. He helped Aoha withstand the pressure without asking for anything in return. However, Aoha knew that he had caused trouble for him, so he brought back some compensation. At least he didn't raise an ingrate. But … it was a great buffalo belt. It had a waxy texture, brown, and three fingers wide. Except for the matte tungsten metal buckle, there were no other decorations. It really suited his taste … but a belt?
If the corners of Minato's mouth were twitching, Kakashi's jaw had dropped to the point that his mask almost couldn't hold it.
Watergate finally picked up the belt and swung it twice to test the feel of it. Well, it was neither light nor heavy. It whistled with the wind.
"Look, if you like it, you can go home and try it on. I'll help you punch a hole." Belt Soil looked at Kakashi gratefully. He finally understood why Kakashi recommended Aoha Yamashiro to buy a belt. It was too strange to buy pants. A belt was much better. However, whether it was pants or belt, he couldn't try it on the street. He had to go home first.
However — "Slap!"
Wait, who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?! Uchiha Belt Soil only felt a burning pain on his left buttocks.
"Slap!"
His right buttocks also felt a burning pain.
"Bo … Boss, why did you hit me?"
"Why? You still have the face to ask me why!" Watergate raised his arm and continued to slap him. Many years ago, when he first received the disobedient Kakashi, Jiraiya -sensei had taught him that a tree can become a pillar by cutting off its branches, and a person can't become a talent if he doesn't hit! At that time, he didn't believe it. Kakashi was already pitiful enough. Of course, he had to pamper him. If he was disobedient, he had to be reasonable. How could he hit him? But now! Whether he would be obedient in the future was another matter! Beating him up would at least relieve his anger! "
Jiraiya was suddenly stunned. Why did his disciple suddenly hit the child? "Watergate, if you have something to say, let's talk it out."
"Don't worry about it, Jiraiya -sensei. You don't know how big of a mistake Aoha has made. Without going through the formalities, you left Konoha without permission! "
Jiraiya's face burned as he listened.
"And he did it to escape the interrogation team's investigation."
Jiraiya now understood why Aoha Yamashiro deserved a beating. As a ninja who was also away from home all year round, it was natural for him to return to Konoha for investigation. Although no one came looking for him every time he came back, that was because he had been screened countless times without any problems. Yes, being "interrogated" would cause him to lose his dignity, but why was he the only one who could escape when everyone else had suffered?!
Belt Soil knew that Aoha would definitely be interrogated when he came back, but why did he hit him? "Ah! It hurts! Don't hit me. "
"If you don't want to be beaten, why did you give me a belt? Who in the Anbu doesn't know that belts are used to beat people? "
"Ah, I know!" Belt Soil realized that he had been tricked by Kakashi. "Kakashi said you needed a belt!"
"Kakashi, I'll give you an extra drumstick tonight." Watergate smiled at Kakashi. Although this disciple was not sensitive to politics, strong intuition and luck were also a kind of strength. Aoha Yamashiro had offended the entire interrogation team when he snuck out last time. The spies of the Anbu, the Anbu field agents, and the large number of people at the station … Nothing would be easier for him to be forgiven than to be beaten up in public.
"Ah! "Uchiha Belt Soil did not expect this, but it was not a good thing to be beaten up. This was Konoha's main gate! The people in the organization had also entered Konoha through various channels. Even a rebellious ninja wanted to save face! So …
"How dare you run!" Watergate really did not expect this. No matter who he hit, they all stood there obediently. "Yamashiro, Qing, Ye, I'm going to deduct your bonus for 100 years, you bastard! Stop right there! "
Well, the weather was still clear, and there were occasional clouds floating by. Konoha was also clear under the clouds. The people living leisurely in Konoha were still so peaceful and kind … Then, a group of ninjas ran past their roof. Looking up, the leader was wearing a Jonin uniform, and the closest one was chasing behind. Wait, a white cloak with a flame pattern, and blonde hair! What is our Naruto doing?! Is there a thief in Konoha? "Security Department! Security Department! I'm reporting! "
"It's okay, it's okay. Four Generations is leading everyone in the drill." The guards quickly came out and blew the whistle to explain. They hated the Chunin exam, and all kinds of nonsense would come out during exam season!
"Ah!" But no matter how much chaos there was, Belt Soil was quickly caught up and continued to be beaten. He really regretted choosing Aoha Yamashiro, who no one could beat, and not bringing his own eyes. "Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!"
"You're already 30 years old, and you're screaming after a few hits! Don't you feel ashamed?! "
I'm Aoha Yamashiro now!
"Stop right there."
He would not stop even if he was beaten to death. Belt Soil looked up and saw the words "Naruto Building". He loved Naruto Building. He liked it so much that it was easy to hide people! However, what the hell was a glass corridor! Why was there a bare square in the building!
Watergate looked at Aoha running around the square on the first floor of New Naruto Building. He was both angry and amused, waiting for a group of people to pincer him and force him to the stairs. He felt even more ridiculous, because Aoha Yamashiro was squatting on the ground, looking at him, biting his lower lip, and tears rolling down his face. He looked like he was about to cry.
"Do you have to go this far?" Watergate laughed out loud, and then the next second, he was pounced on, and then he felt a wet patch on his shoulder. "Hey, Aoha, you're not really crying, are you?"
If he didn't want to get beaten up, he had to use some tricks. It was proper for the interrogation team to take people back for examination, but making a 30-year-old Jounin cry would make them bad people. Yes, Konoha's good and evil was so easy to play with. Belt Soil Uchiha was lying on Bo Fung Watergate's body, and he sneered. His teeth were separated by sensei's shoulder blade … Sure enough, as Aoha Yamashiro said, this person's body was really bad, but he didn't know how much strength he still had. However, when a Golden Flash was defenseless? Belt Soil knew that now, as long as he gently pulled out the kunai in his arms, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and the Anbu, no one could see. Killing people often didn't require any powerful moves, just a sharp blade to the heart and a gentle twist of the wrist would be enough. But …
"Okay, okay, I just hit you a few times, do you have to go this far?" Watergate felt that he really had to control his temper in the future.
"But it hurts."
"Don't talk like that." Watergate laughed and asked Kakashi, "I didn't hit his head, right? It feels like his head is broken."
Kakashi rubbed his chin, "It's all on the butt, Aoha's head doesn't grow on the butt."
Jiraiya was amused, but the tears of laughter still flowed down his face.
"Okay, I think you should be hit, but it's not right to hit you in public. You bought me a gift, but it's even more wrong for me to hit you with a gift. " Watergate waved his hand, and let the interrogation team and other irrelevant people leave. A 30-year-old man suddenly had an emotional breakdown, he didn't need to be watched. "Forget it, cry, cry. Since you're crying, then cry to your heart's content. A person will always encounter a lot of things that he or she doesn't want to talk about. I know, I understand, so don't worry, now the interrogation team won't ask for details. It's really just a test of loyalty. Really, if you don't believe me, you can ask Mute. "
Belt Soil found himself crying even harder, and his hands couldn't move.
No, no, no.
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